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Fri, 10/17/2014 - 22:12 | 5349498 williambanzai7
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I was there in the 80s. Same deal, if you look at the bush/jungle poverty it is very different from what gets created in the cities. People are able to live clean in the most basic situations in the bush. But in the cities they lose control of their surroundings.

Actually I have seen it all around the world. We initially react to the sight of it in horror and the do gooders like Bill Gates assume that everything needs to be changed in the name of the Internet. But the real danger is when it moves into the cities.

Now I am not denying that there is a high mortality rate in the bush. But the cities and all that goes with them create the massive network infrastructure for accelerating a contagion.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 22:43 | 5349594 MontgomeryScott
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Is there a place that would give both city and country people a modicum of hope in terms of 'survival', William?

Is THIS the reason that 'survivalist culture' is on the rise in both of these places?

I TOLD YOU to get the fuck OUT of HK. I might be going out on a limb by stating that it took me every HUMAN action that I could take to get the fuck OUT of the greater Los Angeles Basin in 1990 (dragging my 5 childern; six, if you count the ex-wife) with me.

If Bill Gates was within my field of vision, I would hold my fire until that twat Melinda was also within range.

If, for example, Janet Yellen was to wander in to your field of view while you were focusing your bead on a deer that you have a tag for, and you were at the time when your trigger finger was in the process of carrying out the commands from your brain to contract ('squeeze the trigger'), would you be held without liability and exonerated in a Court with a Jury Of Your PEERS?

OCCUPY HK is simply a HASHTAG on the CIA opsec.

BOUGHT, and OWNED...

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 21:49 | 5349452 espirit
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Here in the Great USSA, we've grown accustomed the smell of Bullshit.

 

Cowshit, not so much. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 22:29 | 5349566 the grateful un...
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hey it smells like victory in the morning

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:38 | 5348065 Son of Captain Nemo
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Unfricking amazingly good!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:28 | 5348009 ChanceIs
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WBVII.  Why not dress Obama up as Captn' Tripps from the Steven King novel?

Also consider characterizing him as an early '00s "Bugchaser" - lunatics from the Gay community:

Bugchasing is the practice of pursuing sexual activity with HIV-infected individuals in order to contract HIV. Individuals engaged in this activity are referred to as bugchasers. It is a form of self-harm. Bugchasers seek sexual partners who are HIV-positive for the purpose of having unprotected sex and becoming HIV-positive; giftgivers are HIV-positive individuals who comply with the bugchaser's efforts to become infected with HIV.

Bugchasers indicate various reasons for this activity. Some bugchasers engage in the activity for the excitement and intimacy inherent in pursuing such a dangerous activity, but do not implicitly desire to contract HIV.[1][2] Some researchers suggest that the behavior may stem from a "resistance to dominant heterosexual norms and mores" due to a defensive response by gay men to repudiate stigmatization and rejection by society.[2]

Some people consider bugchasing "intensely erotic" and the act of being infected as the "ultimate taboo, the most extreme sex act left."[3] A number of people who are HIV negative and in a relationship with someone who is HIV-positive seek infection as a way to remain in the relationship, particularly when the HIV-positive partner may wish to break up to avoid infecting the HIV negative partner.

Some contend that this behaviour stems from feelings of inevitability towards HIV among the gay community and the empowerment of choosing when to contract the virus.[4] Others have suggested that some people who feel lonely desire the nurturing community that supports people with AIDS.[2] It may also be a form of suicide.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:26 | 5347992 Save_America1st
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the Flounder is spot on...everyone saw Flounder when ZH posted this douche bag's pic earlier.  Classic! 

I think the Wookie wants to feed school children ebola as part of their new nutritous meals system that they all love so much. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 21:59 | 5349477 MontgomeryScott
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Your Chocolate rations have just been increased to

THREE STRIKE TWO STRIKE TWO POINT THREE grams per week.

 

In cooperation with the current CDC chair, I am also reducing your Coca-Cola rations to a half-liter per day. This new protocol is necessary in order to save the children.

Your attendance at the Two Minutes Of Hate is not only good for you; but good for your nation. Our records show that you may have missed (INSERT: ONE) event. Due to laws that have been passed and codified, we wish to make you aware that there may be consequences if you fail to attend the next voluntary meeting.

SIGNED:

MICHELLE BLOOMBERG

Remember!

'IGNORANCE' is STRENGTH!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:23 | 5347977 Emergency Ward
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Completely outrageous, utterly disrespectful, shameless.  I love it.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:22 | 5347971 t0mmyBerg
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I love the grim reaper of hope ebola

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 21:11 | 5349346 GoldRulesPaperDrools
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Not *E*bola, *O*bola ... Ebola brought to you by Obama's fucktard socialist globalist policies.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 22:15 | 5349527 MontgomeryScott
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Damned RAYCISS...

'E' (like 'electronic' ...) BOLA is all the rage, and quite neutral in regards to gender-choice, race, or country.

'O' (like 'O', as in the Mullato Kenyan) 'BOLA' sounds TOO MUCH like 'MOBOLA, MOBOLA, MOBOLA' (as in the scene in'Trading Places' near the end of the movie where Eddie Murphy and Dan Ackroyd are trying to trick 'BEEKS' in order to steal the REAL 'concentrated Orange Juice futures forecast' by posing as students from Hailli Sallasi University).

If I EVER catch you referring to the CANNIGULA-IN-CHIEF as 'OBOLA' again, I shall be just as harsh.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:21 | 5347965 rpboxster
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Love the wookie!  ...  and the ebola poster

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 23:45 | 5349702 SofaPapa
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My God!  Hazmat Wookie.  You've outdone yourself, Banzai!  You are a phenomenon.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:22 | 5347961 d edwards
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Love it love it!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:15 | 5347910 Mad Max
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Awesome, as usual.  Thanks Banzai!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:36 | 5348026 Pure Evil
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Is that guy in the hazmat suit behind President Obola the Dominoe's Pizza delivery guy?

 

 

I'd like to see him do one of the Ebola virus with Obola's ears along with the Moe haircut and whatever he can throw in.

It's time to morph the Ebola virus into the Obola virus and make them one and the same.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 18:26 | 5348934 kchrisc
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It is Reggie come to "play."

An American, not US subject.

 

"Ebola me Reggie!"

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:55 | 5348466 Berspankme
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It's Reggie

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:02 | 5348200 dontgoforit
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Eveybody's doin' a brand new dance now,

Come on baby, do Ebolamotion.

I know you're gonna chuck it if you give it a notion,

Come on baby, do Ebolamotion.

Never been a dance that's so easy to do,

It's even bloodly puking before you're through,

So come on, come on, do the Ebolamotion with me.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 21:01 | 5349322 ajax
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Dear WilliamBanzai7,

  Please re-post the elegant fruit bat.

yours truly,

Ajax

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 21:16 | 5349356 williambanzai7
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Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:34 | 5348643 Sokhmate
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Claim bragging rights on YouTube. Quick

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 02:33 | 5349838 surfsup
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Always Genius Bonzo...  Fear Porn Busters required for this level of contrived fear mongering and crisis acting...   

"Oh wait, we're supposed to tell the whopper lies, AFTER they take the tainted brain melting vaccine, not before... " 

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 02:42 | 5349840 surfsup
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One of the funniest things i've seen in a L O N G time is this youtube...   At time stamp 6:15 make sure you don't have any food or drink in your mouth or you will spray it all over your computer.  I nearly did!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3XUMSVrtn0&list=UU3xHAfZZqbMMWjc1ed1ajo...

NOTHING to fear from Ebola: BUT Get your Flu Shot!
Sat, 10/18/2014 - 05:19 | 5349909 DutchR
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Nice one, next question for $200 dollar, what is the color of islam?

 

PSYOPS 101

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 12:57 | 5350428 therearetoomany...
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White (house)?

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