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Officials Responding To "Possible Ebola Situation" Near Pentagon

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UPDATE: WOMAN WHO VOMITED IN PENTAGON PARKING LOT VISITED LIBERIA TWO WEEKS AGO -- FOX CITING DEFENSE SOURCE

 

Arlington County Fire Department and Fairfax County HAZMAT Teams are on the scene after a woman - alleged to have recently traveled from Liberia - fell ill and started vomiting in The Pentagon parking lot this morning. Arlington Public Health has activated its Emergency Operations Center to manage the incident.

As WUSA9 reports,

"During the response, the individual allegedly indicated that she had recently visited western Africa. Out of an abundance of caution, all pedestrian and vehicular traffic was suspended around the South Parking lot, while Arlington County responded to the scene," Arlington officials said.

 

The situation started at around 9:10 a.m. when the woman started vomiting in the Pentagon Parking Lot around lanes 17-19, officials said.

 

Arlington County Fire Department transported the woman to the Virginia Hospital Center, but she did not exit the ambulance there. She was then taken to Fairfax Inova Hospital, officials said.

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PHOTOS possible #Ebola patient moved to #Fairfax hospital from the Pentagon #BREAKING #BreakingNews pic.twitter.com/AdFbiLafHK

— Brad Freitas (@NewsChopperBrad) October 17, 2014

As ARL Now reports, just before noon, the county issued the following press release.

Arlington Responds to Possible Ebola Case

 

At about 9:10 a.m. today, Pentagon Police officers identified a woman in the Pentagon South Parking Lot, around lanes 17-19, who was ill and vomiting. Arlington County Fire Department (ACFD) was notified and responded immediately with both emergency medical aid and HazMat response team.

 

During the response, the individual allegedly indicated that she had recently visited western Africa. Out of an abundance of caution, all pedestrian and vehicular traffic was suspended around the South Parking lot, while Arlington County responded to the scene. At 9:53 a.m, the patient was taken to the Virginia Hospital Center; however she did not exit the ambulance. ACFD then transported the patient to Fairfax Inova Hospital.

 

Arlington Public Health is directing the public health response to this incident. Arlington County has activated its Emergency Operations Center (EOC) and a Joint Information Center (JIC) to manage the incident.

 

At the Pentagon

 

Out of an abundance of caution and to allow the investigation to proceed, pedestrian and vehicular traffic around the Pentagon South Parking lot’s lanes 7-23 will remain restricted until further notice. The Corridor 2 entrance to the Pentagon is also closed.

 

More information will be released when it becomes available.

We hope Obama got the memo that the lawyer/lobbyist whom he appointed as the new Ebola czar isn't actually supposed to have Ebola.

 

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Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:28 | 5347584 jubber
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Dow 17000?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:29 | 5347590 observer007
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#Ebola

The Dallas Animal Services and Adoption Center, the temporary care-givers of Ebola patient Nina Pham's pet dog Bentley, released images showing staff members playing with the dog, whilst in full protective gear.

Latest:

http://tersee.com/#!q=ebola+dog&t=text

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:30 | 5347595 X.inf.capt
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WHERES FLOUNDER!

GET A MOP, FATTY!

THE MOP CZAR!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:33 | 5347622 TeamDepends
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You fucked up. You trusted us.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:39 | 5347645 12ToothAssassin
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This Ebola thing will be looked back at as the greatest PsyOp in modern history. DOwnraters: Bookmark this comment and check back periodically.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:40 | 5347684 l8apex
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So you think this is all fake?  Do tell.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:43 | 5347690 12ToothAssassin
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Heres how search works: http://www.zerohedge.com/search/user_comments?name=12ToothAssassin

 

Hint: EVERY top 20 story in the national news cycle is about getting you to vote for a given party on Nov 4.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:43 | 5347709 The Big Ching-aso
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Geez. This could become the Pentagone.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:44 | 5347722 12ToothAssassin
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That will definitely not happen

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:45 | 5347729 Latina Lover
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I remember the last time I vomited... ate a bucket of KFC and drank a 40 pounder of Jack.  I was in deep pain, but I must say that the KFC tasted better the second time around....LOL

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:59 | 5347821 redpill
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Quick, someone call clipboard guy!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:02 | 5347838 pods
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Is it common for people to come from Sierra Leone and head to the pentagram?

My bullshit detector just went off.

pods

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:15 | 5347914 Divided States ...
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Kudos to this lady from Sierra Leone for physically expressing her real feelings in front of the pentagon with a nice warm gift.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:23 | 5347973 TeamDepends
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APB out for a "vomit": Suspect is polymorphous and multi-hued. Warning: Suspect is dangerous and stinky.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:31 | 5348025 NoDebt
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Sounds like a job for our new Ebola Czar.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:40 | 5348087 Divided States ...
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We need both Frieden and Klain to go to Pentagon ASAP for a high level examination of the vomit....and we also need clipboard man to supervise that they are doing it right....and they can feel free to not wear the hazmat since it obstructs their sight.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:47 | 5348120 cifo
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Too bad she could not hold it until she was inside the building.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:51 | 5348145 The Proletariat
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Well...the crises actors aren't as good as they used to be...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:59 | 5348198 ParkAveFlasher
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If this was anything like the last Pentagon false flag, no evidence will be actually found on the grounds.  It will be the case of the disappearing vomit...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:08 | 5348240 dontgoforit
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Send Flounder over, he can clean it up.  He's a czar!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:23 | 5348329 IridiumRebel
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T MINUS 42 MINUTES UNTIL THE NEW CASES ARE UNVEILED SUCH AS NINA PHAM'S BOYFRIEND.

See ya at 4:04 PM!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:32 | 5348626 12ToothAssassin
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Show your work. Why 4:04pm?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:13 | 5348765 Whoa Dammit
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Daily Mail has the Pentagon Puker's photo.

The woman told first responders she had been in Liberia two weeks ago, according to Pentagon spokesman Lt. Col. Tom Crosson.

Ms Thames works for Total Spectrum a lobbying and public relations firm which does government-related work. 

Managing Director Steve Gordon said in a statement that the Pentagon had contacted him and he said she had not been out of the Washington area. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2797554/Pentagon-reacts-sick-wom...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:31 | 5348807 spinone
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Front company = CIA

Google Total Spectrum Public Relations.  No results.  Who ever heard of a public relations company with no website?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 18:50 | 5348986 Pinto Currency
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Donald Rumsfeld was spotted wandering around the front lawn of the pentagon for about an hour picking-up litter and trying to help-out.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 22:40 | 5349589 Bananamerican
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CBO- Fall 2014, Line item--one bucket, USGov issue Sawdust: $3,677,943

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 02:28 | 5349837 surfsup
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Everything is "possible" in the land of FEAR PORN B.S.   

 

Yeah and the boogie man is in my neightbor's shorts !!!  

 

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 18:54 | 5348995 disabledvet
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Big deal because if we really do have an outbreak the quarantines will begin around...well, places like the Pentagon.

I did see a guy sneeze but not cover his mouth. Should I be worried?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 18:57 | 5349002 MagicHandPuppet
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I know that "You are either with us, or with the Ebola".

 

But, for some reason, I'm torn between the two when it comes to D.C. and the Pentagon

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 19:40 | 5349123 disabledvet
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Oh don't worry about being torn to shreads.  "They'll do the ripping."

Be interesting to see how this hysteria plays out. Wall Street place their bets in a big way today.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 19:41 | 5349127 SokPOTUS
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If you smell something,  say something. 

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 08:54 | 5350041 new game
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meanwhile in iraq, ukraine and syria...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 19:41 | 5349126 Whoa Dammit
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I found their web site quite easily with a google search & even found her bio on their web site.

http://totalspectrumsga.com/team_thames.html

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 19:57 | 5349172 palmereldritch
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Nice logo on the web-site.

From the link:

Terry returned to issue advocacy in 2006, when she became the Senior Legislative Associate for Public Policy and Government Affairs at the Jewish Federations of North America (JFNA). At JFNA, she advocated for homeland security and disaster relief appropriations, and monitored pandemic influenza and terrorism risk insurance issues.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 20:21 | 5349234 Cathartes Aura
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ahhh, thanks palmereldritch - you saved me having to trawl through the rest of the jokey-posters endless repetitions. . .

truly, your quoted words tell me everything I need to know about THIS part of the ongoing narrative.

cheers m'friend.   plus eleventy!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 21:18 | 5349361 palmereldritch
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LOL

Cheers CA!

You know what the NWO is like..always having to be like 1 louder...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 21:25 | 5349392 TruthInSunshine
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So, the puker works for a Jewish/Intelligence/Front Company, it would appear.

interesting.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 22:56 | 5349612 deflator
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 Kinda hit me like a ton of bricks too...

 There are alot of  high ranking dual citizens in the Western world with "African" being first and foremost in their duality that think if Ebola is brought to Western countries it will be solved by FIAT like everything else.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 23:45 | 5349701 Paveway IV
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Nothing on JFNA's website says anything about homeland security. Terry Thame's LinkedIn profile shows she worked for JFNA back in 2005, so that lobbying effort was some time ago. Then I dug up this little gem from 2012:

DHS allocates nearly $10 million to Jewish nonprofits

The Department of Homeland Security has allocated $9.7 million to Jewish organizations and facilities considered vulnerable to terrorist attacks.

The funding, announced on Friday, came from the DHS’s Nonprofit Security Grant Program, which aids nonprofit organizations that are at risk of terrorist threats, and helps those organizations coordinate with broader security initiatives. This round of funding was the program’s seventh allocation since its creation in 2005. The program has distributed a total of $128 million during that time, according to a Jewish Federations of North America press release.

“We are grateful that the Nonprofit Security Grant Program has emerged to supplement the work of local and federal law enforcement to help keep us safe,” said William Daroff, JFNA’s vice president for public policy, in the press release. JFNA has advocated for continued DHS funding to nonprofit organizations.

Er... nice. My DHS tax dollars have been going to Jewish non-profits to protect them from terrorists? Jesus H. F*king CHRIST! Will my ass-raping from these parasitic bastards never end?

So dual-citizens create the DHS - which in turn doles out billions for God knows what to protect me from NOTHING. To add insult to injury, JFNA hires Terry Thames to lobby and 'secure' millions in grant money every year from the DHS. How much have they drained from U.S. taxpayers and where does this go? Their annual report does show their theft dropping from $10M in 2012 to $7.6M in 2013. I guess they had to tighten their belts so more U.S. taxpayer money could be diverted to stock up on powdered metal cancer bombs to shred Palestinian children. How did they do this year? $13 f'king million. Thanks, Terry!

I have no idea if Terry Thames is lying about being in Liberia and possibly having ebola. If there is a God, she SHOULD have ebola.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:10 | 5348245 TeamDepends
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The vomit came in low almost clipping the power lines. Then it punctured a nice, round 8' diameter hole and penetrated three inner buildings into some of the offices of the least popular Pentagon workers' cubicles.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:19 | 5348309 TruthInSunshine
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Basic, common sense question: When is the last time any of us have witnessed a woman/person with ties to DoD who just traveled to Liberia vomiting (plural) on/in a bus, subway, a plane, train, car?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:28 | 5348799 spinone
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CIA?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:21 | 5348313 chubbar
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The spew was 124'10" wide but only left a mark 20' in diameter. It's a miracle!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:36 | 5348387 TeamDepends
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We've heard of "projectile vomit" before, but this...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:46 | 5348435 ParkAveFlasher
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I believe the correct term is "column vomiting". 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:40 | 5348663 BurningFuld
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i-vomit

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 19:39 | 5349124 847328_3527
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You can be 100% sure the official report will read, "test negative for Ebola."

No way they will ever report a postive test in the middle of an important city ihmo.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 22:22 | 5349544 Parrotile
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And on the balance of probability, the "Official Report" may well be right. There are a very large list of "other" causes of projectile vomiting - some relatively benign (e.g. food poisoning), some not so benign (e.g. severe gastric erosions leading to arterial rupture).

My bets are on infectious gastroenteritis - infamous for spectacular projectile vomiting. If so her immediate contacts are also at risk.

Just ANOTHER quite common disease, with similar presentation symptoms to "Ebola".

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:43 | 5348420 Lost Word
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And left behind No Boeing airliner wreckage that could be seen ...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:10 | 5348756 Yes We Can. But...
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Friend of mine was on duty at the cemetery. Saw it happen. Says the plane clipped tree branches.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:37 | 5348826 TeamDepends
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You mean the missile?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 18:07 | 5348889 Lost Word
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According to some theories,

the Boeing airliner made a low pass Over the Pentagon,

shortly before the Tomahawk cruise missile struck the Pentagon.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:59 | 5348867 SofaPapa
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Huh... my friend who was there saw pink elephants rampaging through the hole.  Guess it's not the same friend?

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 00:13 | 5349739 Yes We Can. But...
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Just telling you what my friend said, a matter of weeks after 9/11!  I lived 1.5 miles from the Pentagon at the time.  I peronally didn't see it or feel it, as I was in the elevator at the time.  Could see the burned out side of the Pentagon from my building.  A resident of my condo building said he saw the plane overhead.  For months afterward, when driving by the north side of Pentagon you'd have these very large manned guns trained on your vehicle.  A few of the Saudis visited the nearby Al-hijrah mosque in Falls Church, where  al-Awlaki preached before he and his boy got droned.  Interesting times.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:51 | 5348850 Lost Word
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According to VT

those Pentagon workers killed on 9/11 included investigators attending a meeting, subject about Israelis using stolen US plutonium nuclear weapons "pits" in Israeli built small (micro) nuclear weapons attacks,

as "ironically" just happened earlier that day on 9/11 at WTC in NYC.

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2014/10/17/neo-nuclear-threats-enter-the-ma...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 19:44 | 5349133 SokPOTUS
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Now, *that's* what I call 'Projectile' Vomiting. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:47 | 5348845 Cacete de Ouro
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Confiscation of CCTV from the nearby gas station in 3,2,1

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 21:03 | 5349325 TeamDepends
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...by Men In Black who were very aggressive (dry humping) and persuasive (speaking in tongues).

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 04:44 | 5349890 zerohedgejjxxzz12
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That might be the only way to reduce the size of Govt! 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:42 | 5348096 Richard Chesler
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Why vomit in the Pentagon when you can puke in the White House?

http://www.nps.gov/whho/planyourvisit/white-house-visitor-center.htm

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:41 | 5348097 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Where is the clipboard guy?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:13 | 5348266 trip kitchen
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Ebolazar...isn't he a middleweight from Cuba?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:04 | 5348733 trip kitchen
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Wait, wrong sport.  I think he pitches for the Senators.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 21:23 | 5349382 Blano
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Pitches for the Senators???  You just dated yourself.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 23:49 | 5349712 Implied Violins
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Umm, wow...sounds like you've been going out with yourself for about the last ten years. Hope you're at least taking yourself out for Strasburgers.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:06 | 5348516 whirling tword ...
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I can see SNL going a skit..... Obama in a suit with vomit on it telling everyone that there's nothing to worry about.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:36 | 5348390 whirling tword ...
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YOU didn't vomit that!!!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:31 | 5348627 MedPro
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A good splattering of diarrhea would've been warmer

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:18 | 5347942 kaiserhoff
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Used to be a major bus transfer point in Arlington, no security unless you are going into the building.

She was probably just there to catch the shuttle.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:21 | 5347958 Agent P
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It's okay people...Obama said you can't get this on a bus. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:24 | 5347985 Pure Evil
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Maybe someone should ask Obola if you can catch Ebola in the bathhouse.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:31 | 5348028 kaiserhoff
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I'm not the spelling police, and my dawg edits for shit,

   but I think that's baffhouse;)

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:10 | 5348244 MsCreant
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Most excellent observation. Nothing to see here!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:38 | 5348066 spiral galaxy
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The Pentagon is both a bus and Metro subway  transfer point.  .....and this town is steeped in minorities.  So sounds plausable.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 18:02 | 5348879 SofaPapa
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WAY too convenient for my liking.  This is far too expected a setup storyline.  Yesterday I said I thought this was for real.  I'm back on the fence again.  This is smelling very psy-op!!

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 02:17 | 5349830 Paveway IV
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She was transferring to a different bus, but not the bus she briefly boarded and left. She apparently just got on that bus to use the bathroom in the back and left immediately afterwards, according to the passengers. Makes sense if she usually transfered to a city bus - they don't have any bathrooms.

She probably just randomly picked one of the dozens of tour/charter buses that wait there. This one was probably parked with its door open and no driver to question her. They generally don't care to have their buses used as public restrooms. The bus she boarded just happened to be a charter bringing marines and guests to a change-of-command ceremony at the Pentagon. Her employer, Total Source, doesn't really have any direct business with the Pentagon and she was not invited to the marine ceremony.

All of this must have sucked for the unfortunate marines and guests - the bus was stopped enroute and everyone taken prisoner until they got everyting sorted out (hours later). The marines on the bathroom-stop bus didn't say anything about her being delerious or drunk, and they didn't even know what happened with her until their bus was stopped.

The first responders would have been the Pentagon Force Protection Agency - one of the many guard outfits elevated to federal law enforcement agent status (=part of the private federal army). If she threw up then passed out, then who knows what she actually said to them. She was obviously too sick to work but went anyways. I doubt she lied about being in Liberia considering the source: the PFPA. They probably freaked out and jumped to conclusions when they were called to the scene of an unconscious black woman that just vomited. 

Good thing it wasn't DC cops responding. They probably would have tazed her several times and emptied a clip into her before figuring out she was just sick. It's hard to plant a gun on a body with all those people around. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:36 | 5348386 Oleander
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They were transferring from bus to a shuttle. Heading to a ceremony, they do not think she was invited to said ceremony.  They are checking her background. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:21 | 5348586 pods
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And if it turns out she has no relatives around, she will promptly be unpersoned and scrubbed from the news.

pods

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:34 | 5348022 ZerOhead
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The probability of a random ebola victim vomitting in the Pentagon parking lot is so low as to be unbelievable.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:35 | 5348050 NoDebt
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I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:20 | 5348303 wildbad
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that would be inconcievable

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:29 | 5348619 Bob
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precisely.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:36 | 5348057 Lost Word
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Karma.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:46 | 5348109 ZerOhead
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Karma would require the ebola carrier to be a food services worker inside the Pentagon barfing into the sloppy joe pot...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:24 | 5348341 CuttingEdge
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We can all dream, I suppose.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:46 | 5348439 Lost Word
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I say, General Dempsey, this sloppy joe stuff tastes a little strange today ...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:49 | 5348131 Hubbs
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Probably the first wave of the Ebola infected terrorists has arrived. /sarc

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:03 | 5348187 ZerOhead
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The Pentagon has a habit of writing itself into the script of it's own false flags as a victim.

There is nothing I want more than to see this not be an actual ebola case.

Nothing.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 18:05 | 5348886 SofaPapa
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It really sucks having NO idea what the hell is really going on.  Having pravda for news is so fucking destructive.  For me, the media owners are top of the list for responsibility.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 19:51 | 5349152 Things that go bump
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I also like to check the English language Al Jazeera.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 19:28 | 5349089 zerozulu
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`No, same probability as a 130' wide airliner going through 12' hole in pentagon.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:31 | 5348027 therover
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I am with you on this one Pods.

Next thing we will hear is someone from Liberia vomited in the oval office on the Resolute desk.

And just out of curiosity, why no mention on an hour by hour basis on CNN, about how the family that was with Duncan when he was contagious, is doing. Not a word on those people.

Yet hour after hour there is mention of Pham and Vinson.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:22 | 5348593 pods
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As kaiser said, this area is also a bus stop, so she might not have been there for business. Could just be proximity.

pods

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 19:46 | 5349141 Urban Redneck
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It's worse than that.

If she had barfed in Clarksville, TN, from whence elements of the 101st Airborne have departed to battle the (supposedly) non-Airborne Evil Ebolas, there might be hope for a viable plan and decent execution of the plan. Since "she" barfed where she did, we know Chip Diller pulled a transgendered Navy Squeal routine while serving as a missionary in Africa and was on "her" way to brief Neidermeyer or (God forbid) Dean Wormer (played by Dumb Fuck "Chuck" Hagel).

Regardless, Washington is apparently dispatching clowns to Ebolaland who can't follow their simple omniscient protocols about avoiding roadside shacks selling fruit bat snacks and getting jiggy at local funerals... and to top it off, these clowns will fly quarantine busting debt-slave financed Gulfstreams if the FAA ever gets off its ass and closes US airports to commercial traffic originating in countries other than the USSA suffering ebola outbreaks.

Going permanently off-line is looking more probable by the news cycle...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:42 | 5348625 whirling tword ...
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It's about as bad as the reporting on the Cruise Ship thing........   The administration is reporting that there are NO symptoms and the nurse is in quarantine.....

That isn't what Belize says:  http://belizean.com/belize-confirms-patient-with-ebola-symptoms-on-cruis...

Why would there be reporting at all if she wasn't showing symptoms???   I don't know what the other 90 or so nurses are doing?

My bullshit meter is at 11 now....

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:02 | 5348726 Loose Caboose
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You know what else is weird?  Just a coincidence, I'm sure but the hospital in Liberia that is in the news about Ebola is JFK Hospital.  The first American case showed up in Dallas.  Now this woman is puking over by Arlington.  Anyone else see a pattern here? 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 19:48 | 5349106 Debtman And Robbin
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D&R haven't contributed for quite a while (probably years).

Actually not even logged in, we think...

But your comment, Mr LC, forced us to come back.

There's a lot of sick fuckers around here. But your "pattern" almost ripped off our heads...

Quick Robbin! To the debtmobile!!!

 

Damn we're stoned...

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 04:55 | 5349895 effendi
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In a few months there will be regular R and R for 3000 troops serving in the "War on Ebola" in Liberia. They will get back stateside, pig out on food and booze and then puke. Gonna need lots of hazmat teams if every time one chunders there is this level of response.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:29 | 5348362 Kassandra
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They really need pressure washer guy.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:31 | 5348364 exi1ed0ne
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Nah man,  this is a job for pressure washer guy.  Clipboard guy is on vacation - train trip I hear.

edit: Sniped by Kass.  :)

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:44 | 5348840 db51
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you sick fuck.   lmfao.    *burp*

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 12:29 | 5350365 mclant004
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I got crazy drunk last night at a bachelor party. Then proceeded to get my phone stolen. Had to go to the mall to get a new one this morning and I puked in the parking lot.

I hope i dont have ebola! /sarc

But seriously how do will we know if a person is just hungover or ebola?

Red eyes .....check

Head ache....check

Vomiting ......Check

Ebola is coming!

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:45 | 5347731 Say What Again
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Is Sierra Leone anything like Sara Lee

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:09 | 5347882 Son of Loki
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No. She's more like Aunt Jemima.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 18:06 | 5348888 SofaPapa
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Well fucking played!!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:51 | 5348692 Crash Overide
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Can the resident Goldman Sachs monkey chime in and tell us how to profit off the depopulation effort?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 20:47 | 5349294 nightwish
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Fucking STAGED. CNN was already busted using crisis actors in footage. YouTube it

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:46 | 5347720 Latina Lover
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Short Restaurants and bars.  Can you imagine a weekend in DC where everyone goes out and no one pukes?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:03 | 5347849 chunga
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Do you think it will occur to the expert responders to find out if this person was wandering around inside the building too?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:21 | 5347944 Agent P
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moved

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:32 | 5348035 The Phallic Crusader
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I'll bookmark,

 

but I'm also promising everyone that you are a fucking idiot, and only ask that in 1 month you come back and admit you were wrong.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:45 | 5348108 NemoDeNovo
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No he won't and all the Deniers will have a sudden case of amnesia and claim they were warning people about how BAD this is.  Whatever this disease is we are going to have some serious issues because of it in the week, months and years to come.  First the PANIC from this will be a problem, but once it has spread enough, we will be dealing with the aftermath for our future, its baked in the cake as they say.  So get used to the new normal from this.  Furthermore why is anyone surprised, the norm is for humanity to suffer, we here in 'meriKa have had it good for a long time, shit is just catching up to us, nature has a balance, and we are in our reckoning that is all. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:40 | 5348413 Greenskeeper_Carl
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i welcome his opinion. I don't happen to agree with it, but he is entitled to it, and since he isnt someone i remember being a blatant troll, its good that he is putting his opinion out there. I think he is wrong, but i hope he is right. Its good that this place isnt an echo chamber, and I hope he will stick by his opinion.

Wed, 10/29/2014 - 17:59 | 5391516 12ToothAssassin
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My call is still looking plenty strong

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:58 | 5348482 FeralSerf
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The dreaded "D" word! The Vomit Deniers.

I was wondering how long it would take to pull it out of the bag of tricks.

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 01:56 | 5349593 Parrotile
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The problem with any "New" infectious disease, especially one as notorious as e.g. Ebola (or its relatives), is that they grab the attention of the general population, and become the centre of attention (and with a unhealthy mortality rate, one fully understands this).

The REAL problem is that Ebola (or whatever) will be joining the already pretty large range of microorganism that can (and regularly DO) kill us. So, it's not a "Death by Ebola instead of, say Plague", rather Death by Ebola on top of all the other "costly and time-intensive to manage" diseases out there.

So, considering that the peacetime Health Systems (of pretty much everywhere), are set up (and of course funded) for a "fairly constant" stream of categorised Patients, any new disturbance carries the very real risk of overwhelming the system; not just the "treatment" system, but also all those very necessary "invisible services", including "management of the dead".

These are all the "less glamorous" parts of Medicine. Less glamorous = less intensively funded / less adequately staffed / far less "equity" when claiming "their fair share" of the funding cake. If "things do become interesting" (and predictions / modelling indicate a very high probabilty before Christmas . . . .), these are the areas of Medicine that will collapse first. And once "our" speciality collapses, it'll be game over for any directed infection-control management.

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:19 | 5348302 BrosephStiglitz
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I'm bookmarking you both.  Bragging rights to the winner.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:03 | 5347828 cougar_w
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YES IT IS FAKE! EBOLA IS A TOTAL HOAX LIKE SANDY HOAX! IT’S LIBERAL MEDIA FEAR-MONGERING! NOBODY IS SICK WITH EBOLA … IT NEVER HAPPENED IS LIEZ. THIS IS THE TRUTH [[2 TIMOTHY 3:16!!]]. IF THIS WAS A REAL PROBLEM THE NUMBERZZ WOULD BE SO MUCH HIGHER NOW!! BECAUSE IT IS GOING EXPONENTIAL BITCHES!! BUT NOTICE THERE ARE NO PHOTOS!!!!!!!! TOTAL HOAX FOR DUH SHEEPLES WHO ARE ASSLEEP. YOU CAN ONLY GET EBOLA (WHICH ISN’T EVEN REAL BUT IS: A PLOT) FROM EATING FRUIT BATS AND MONKY MEAT BBQ AND HAVING SEX WITH MONKY LIKE IN AFRICA. EBOLA IS JUST LAME-STREAM MEDIA HYPE THAT WILL NEVER COME TO AMERICA … AND IT’S THE FED ALSO TRYING TO CRASH THE ECONOMY  !!LOL!!. IT'S ALL A CIA PLOT!!1 THE DOCTORS ARE IN IT FOR THE MONEIZ!! THE CDC AND WHO IS CORRUPT: VACCINES CAUSE MENTAL ILLNESS AND THEY KNOW IT …… ON PURPOSE. AND FLUORIDE LIKE EBOLA IS INTERNATIONAL COMMUNIZM FROM THE FDA AND M-I-C N-W-O. THE FDA BANS RAW MILK BUT IMPORTS EBOLA FROM AFRICA LOLOLOLLLL! THERE IS *NO* EBOLA VACCINE *EXCEPT* FOR THE ELITES, AND THE VACCINE WILL MAKE EVERYONE STERILE … SO BUG-OUT OR BOOM-GAME-OVER-BITCHES!!!! THE FBI IS SPREADING EBOLA FEAR TO TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDUMS LIKE HOW SANDY HOAX WAS A HOAX AND NOBODY DIED IT WAS STAGED … AND ALSO A HOAX. IT'S ALL SOCIALISM AS FORETOLD IN THE BIBLE … END TIMES ARE THE END OF AMERICA … THEY ARE IMPORTING EBOLA (WHICH IS A HOAX JUST LIKE 9/11!!) TO START THE DIE-OFF SO THE ELITES CAN TAKE OUR GOLD!!!!!!! AND GUNS!! IT’S A ZIONIST PLOT COOKED UP BY THE JEW-YORK FED ZIONIST = COMMIES = ISIS = END TIMES!!! WT7 WAS A CONTROLLED DEMOLITION AND A HOAX LIKE EBOLA … AND AIDS! IT'S BEEN *PATENTED* AND **WEAPONIZED** BY THE CIA IN NIGERIA SEZ AN INSIDER ON A BLOG. ALSO SAW IT ON: DISCOVERY CHANNEL. BUT IT’S TRUE. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVIE ME THEN READ THE BIBLE IT'S ALL THERE. AL GORE THOUGHT THIS UP ALONG WITH HIS HOCKEY STICK LIES AND CHEM-TRAILS ARE KILLING AMERICANS ——> FROM DEMOCRATS. THE DUMBOCRATS AND THE LIBERTARDS WANT TO KILL ALL HUMANS (AND AMERICANS) TO MAKE THE WORLD SAFE FOR SNAIL DARTERS SO AL GORE GLOBAL-EBOLA-WARMING BUT IT'S ALL A FEAR-MONGERING HOAX … WTFLOL!!1!!!1!!!  TAKE VITAMIN-C AND YOU CAN'T CATCH IT BECAUSE EBOLA IS JUST LIKE SCURVY … AND COLLOIDAL SILVER IS ANTIVIRAL YOU SHOULD TAKE 100 GRAMS A DAY OF SILVER SEE MY BLOG. SOMEONE GOT EBOLA AND CURED HIMSELF BY SMOKING POT AND DRINKING RAW MILK, EXCEPT THE FDA. BUT ALL THIS IS A HOAX READ MY BLOG!11!! ZIONISTS THEY ARE LETTING AFRICANS COME TO AMERICA WITH >>>FREE TICKETS<<< AND THE T-S-A IS IN ON IT … THE NWO PLAN … TO KILL US ALL OFF. PREZ OBOLA IS MURDERING US ON COMMAND FROM NWO, BECAUSE HE IS NOT A CITIZEN BUT NWO SO IMPEACH!. HE'S FROM KENYA WHERE THEY [[_NWO_]]  WEAPONIZED EBOLA 50 YEARS AGO LIKE WITH AIDS. IS THERE ANY EBOLA IN ISRAEL NO THERE ISN;T BECAUSE ZIONISTS. AND NONE IN ICELAND EITHER AND YOU KNOW ABOUT THOSE GUYS THEY ARE LIZARD [[NWO]] ALIENS … GOOGLE YOUTUBE AND LEARN THE TRUTH FROM REEL PATRIOTS. IT'S A GIANT HOAX DON"T FALL FOR IT!1!!1!!!eleventy! BECAUSE THE LIZARD SPACEMEN FROM THE GAS MINES AROUND URANUS THEY WANT OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!!11! AND GOOOOOOOLLLLLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:07 | 5347867 pods
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"You are the: 114586th visitor! "

Awesome Coug and thanks for sneaking that link in there like an Ebola particle in a vaccine for us lazy folk!

pods

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:12 | 5347898 cougar_w
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sadly, the hit counter is also a hoax. nothing is sacred. although in my defense i wasn't the one ran it up overnight, one of my fans (or a hater) did it.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:16 | 5347928 pods
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SOB.  What's next, you gonna sneak a Rick Roll link in?  Or maybe that link to powdered formaldehyde and someone injecting kids with it and then returned them to their parents minus a few organs.

pods

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:19 | 5347946 X.inf.capt
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just dont make a DONATE button thats fake ;)

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:44 | 5348094 DutchR
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Mmm, a donation Rick Roll link....sweet.

But how about that 100 gram of silver, do i take ik as a bar or in quarters...

 

"You are the: 114677th visitor!" you do better than ebola ;)

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:51 | 5348147 cougar_w
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challenge accepted!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:06 | 5348226 Ms. Erable
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Still wondering why no mention of fluoride or aspartame. Your rant isn't a true conspiracy theory without these items woven into the storyline.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:20 | 5348311 cougar_w
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ha! fluoride, read it again. i admit with all the other insanity going on it's easy to miss.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:24 | 5348326 Ms. Erable
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Ah, crap - found it. Still, I can't believe it without seeing aspartame to blame. ;)

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 00:00 | 5349722 Implied Violins
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He didn't mention JFK either. ITS ALL CONNECTED YOU FOOL HOW COULD YOU FORGET

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:17 | 5348290 MsCreant
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If they donate to a hoax on a hoax, are there enough negations to make it so that you are not a scam artist or committing a crime with the donate button?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:23 | 5348324 cougar_w
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so long as it remains within the realm of art, it's allowed.

sort of like modern financial services, come to think of it.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:57 | 5348468 X.inf.capt
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well, get on it....cougar

THERES MONEY TO BE MADE!

ill start digging in my sofa...

cool, found something...oh, its not change..

its not spit, either,,,

;)

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:18 | 5347933 12ToothAssassin
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Are you jeffk?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:22 | 5347962 Cangaroo.TNT
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Wow.  That' as hard as reading Ill Mitch.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:26 | 5348350 cougar_w
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nope! i'm just me.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:19 | 5347935 Save_America1st
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I went for the link too...just for shits and giggles since Coug seemed to have gone a little bit off the deep end over this ebola thing, lol. 

I was visitor 114600.  Thought I was supposed to win something???

Then I clicked on that obsucre gray link on the right side of the page that says:  WTF...Is this even real?

Here's what it says when you click the link:

No it is not for real.

This entire site — the domain name, the design and all content — is a parody. I've been having to deal with all the crazy paranoid denialist bullshit on the Internet, just like everyone else. Except I thought I could do that one better, hence EBOLAHOAXTRUTH.

I don't hold to any of these stated positions myself. Not even close. But there are plenty of people out there who do, and they stick to their story no matter what, and no matter what evidence or logic is presented in counter-argument. How do they do it? I've no idea, my own mind does't even start to work that way.

So this site is a little slice of that world view. Enjoy it, have a laugh. If you see yourself in any of this then hopefully you'll be amused. If you don't then you could probably do with a little more paranoia yourself. Because to be honest, while a lot of the ranting is completely unhinged, a certain amount is healthy human skepticism, and a balm against the official half-truths and outright lies that threaten to
overwhelm us.

— cougar

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:20 | 5347951 Save_America1st
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Nice one Coug...hope I didn't blow your cover/hoax.  ;-)  lol

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:24 | 5347979 Cangaroo.TNT
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Wait.  It the truth a hoax, or is Ebola a hoax?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:41 | 5348079 12ToothAssassin
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"But there are plenty of people out there who do, and they stick to their story no matter what, and no matter what evidence or logic is presented in counter-argument. How do they do it? I've no idea, my own mind does't even start to work that way."

 

Of course your mind doesnt work that way, and other people dont have minds that work like yours. Therefore its perfectly normal for someone to think this way about you too. I just try not to use MEDIA talking points as arguments since they have been proven bogative for a long time now and critical independant thinkers know their agenda is NOT in favor of the average person.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:54 | 5348171 mc225
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'bogative'... nice

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:42 | 5348089 pods
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Not only is it a hoax, but a conspiracy as well.

Did that answer it for you?

;)

pods

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:49 | 5348129 saints51
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lol pods. You are going to mess people up with that comment.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:00 | 5348195 TuPhat
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Thank you Pods, I wasn't sure about the conspiracy on this one.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:59 | 5348197 DriveByLurker
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"Not only is it a hoax, but a conspiracy as well."

 

That's just what THEY want you to think!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:50 | 5348455 Lost Word
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Like Sandy Hoax shooting incident ...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:51 | 5348139 cougar_w
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"hope I didn't blow your cover"

nah it's all good.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:23 | 5347975 Kirk2NCC1701
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So... if you admit what Visitor # you were, does that mean that TPTB or hackers can easily figure out your real ID?

- "Visitor 42"

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:47 | 5348121 DutchR
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Damn Kirk, thats the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:07 | 5347873 Pheonyte
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/sarc notwithstanding, that gets my vote for rant of the week.

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