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Officials Responding To "Possible Ebola Situation" Near Pentagon

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UPDATE: WOMAN WHO VOMITED IN PENTAGON PARKING LOT VISITED LIBERIA TWO WEEKS AGO -- FOX CITING DEFENSE SOURCE

 

Arlington County Fire Department and Fairfax County HAZMAT Teams are on the scene after a woman - alleged to have recently traveled from Liberia - fell ill and started vomiting in The Pentagon parking lot this morning. Arlington Public Health has activated its Emergency Operations Center to manage the incident.

As WUSA9 reports,

"During the response, the individual allegedly indicated that she had recently visited western Africa. Out of an abundance of caution, all pedestrian and vehicular traffic was suspended around the South Parking lot, while Arlington County responded to the scene," Arlington officials said.

 

The situation started at around 9:10 a.m. when the woman started vomiting in the Pentagon Parking Lot around lanes 17-19, officials said.

 

Arlington County Fire Department transported the woman to the Virginia Hospital Center, but she did not exit the ambulance there. She was then taken to Fairfax Inova Hospital, officials said.

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PHOTOS possible #Ebola patient moved to #Fairfax hospital from the Pentagon #BREAKING #BreakingNews pic.twitter.com/AdFbiLafHK

— Brad Freitas (@NewsChopperBrad) October 17, 2014

As ARL Now reports, just before noon, the county issued the following press release.

Arlington Responds to Possible Ebola Case

 

At about 9:10 a.m. today, Pentagon Police officers identified a woman in the Pentagon South Parking Lot, around lanes 17-19, who was ill and vomiting. Arlington County Fire Department (ACFD) was notified and responded immediately with both emergency medical aid and HazMat response team.

 

During the response, the individual allegedly indicated that she had recently visited western Africa. Out of an abundance of caution, all pedestrian and vehicular traffic was suspended around the South Parking lot, while Arlington County responded to the scene. At 9:53 a.m, the patient was taken to the Virginia Hospital Center; however she did not exit the ambulance. ACFD then transported the patient to Fairfax Inova Hospital.

 

Arlington Public Health is directing the public health response to this incident. Arlington County has activated its Emergency Operations Center (EOC) and a Joint Information Center (JIC) to manage the incident.

 

At the Pentagon

 

Out of an abundance of caution and to allow the investigation to proceed, pedestrian and vehicular traffic around the Pentagon South Parking lot’s lanes 7-23 will remain restricted until further notice. The Corridor 2 entrance to the Pentagon is also closed.

 

More information will be released when it becomes available.

We hope Obama got the memo that the lawyer/lobbyist whom he appointed as the new Ebola czar isn't actually supposed to have Ebola.

 

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Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:17 | 5347927 SWCroaker
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All caps-> "My eyes! Argh, my eyes!"   -100 for blunderbuss style.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:44 | 5348107 Proofreder
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No, no - you miss the point completely - it's HEAVY SARC.

All-out-RAVE - jumping D shark.

Now, do you get it.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:49 | 5348130 cougar_w
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shhh you'll ruin it for them

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:25 | 5347990 Tebow
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Those pretzels in the background of your fake blog made me hungry.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:47 | 5348123 cougar_w
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if you squit though they look like ebola

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:48 | 5348450 CrimsonAvenger
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I started squitting and everyone thought I had ebola!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:30 | 5348020 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

Nothin' wrong with a little monkey bump & grind.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:41 | 5348090 12ToothAssassin
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I have to say, why do you start every post with "Listen." ?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:04 | 5348212 forexskin
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its vegasdave, multimilliondollar blowjob and freddie, etc.

to be continued...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 19:22 | 5349073 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

Careful for those blowy's, she might have the "BLOOD WORM".

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:32 | 5348040 The Phallic Crusader
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You're no MDB, though.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 21:38 | 5349429 espirit
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No, Bangladesh Bob.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:35 | 5348055 blackhand
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Nothing says credibility like mono caps.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:42 | 5348083 Lost Word
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Is that a Repeat Rant, Cougar ???

Something similar yesterday ...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:46 | 5348119 cougar_w
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copy paste 4 teh win

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:43 | 5348672 fuu
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All these years and we finally know who was behind the MDB.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 22:08 | 5349505 ajax
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Cougar_w has read  "The Naked Lunch" a few times. Cougar is acquainted with Dr. Benway, Dr. Bradley and the rest. Cougar is restless.

http://nakedlunch.org/naked-lunch/section-by-section/

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:17 | 5347929 OMG
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Well there is this....

"Ebola. The very sound conjures up hideous images, images that cannot begin to convey the horrors of the disease itself.

An African man carrying the virus has arrived unhindered in Dallas. Experts assure the public there is no cause for fear. But is there really nothing to fear?

Absolute Zero is the tale of an attack on America, of an unlikely hero who saved millions. One man, his life as ordinary as any among us, did something he could never have anticipated, something he never intended. It is a cautionary tale for those who believe that biological weapons are unlikely to be used here. Pray that it never comes to pass.   "

 

Where that came from? A book published in 1999 Absolute Zero

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:27 | 5347949 operonlabs
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From everything I can tell, this Ebola outbreak is quite real.


There were over 99 Ebola genomes deposited in Genbank during Q2 and Q3 2014.

 

But I guess those were 'made-up' RNA sequences, right?   

It is clear, however, that the situation in Guinea, Liberia, and Sierra Leone is deteriorating, with widespread and persistent transmission of EVD. An increase in new cases in Guinea is being driven by a spike in confirmed and suspected cases in the capital, Conakry, and the nearby district of Coyah. In Liberia, problems with data gathering make it hard to draw any firm conclusions from recent data. There is almost certainly significant under-reporting of cases from the capital Monrovia. There does appear to have been a genuine fall in the number of cases in Lofa district, but a concerted effort will be required to sustain that drop in cases and translate it into an elimination of EVD in that area. In Sierra Leone, intense transmission is still occurring in the capital Freetown and the surrounding districts.

EVD transmission is rampant in Sierra Leone, with 425 new confirmedcases reported between 6 and 12 Oct [2014]. The areas hardest hit are the capital, Freetown, with 172 new cases, along with the neighbouring western districts of Bombali (94 cases) and Port Loko (67 cases). The central districts of Bo (22 new cases), and Tonkolili (27 new cases) are also areas of intense transmission. Transmission appeared to have been slowing in recent weeks in Kailahun and Kenema. However, this week [week 41 of 2014] has seen an increase in new cases, with 8 new cases in Kailahun and 16 in Kenema.  

-Wed 15 Oct 2014
Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:30 | 5348621 12ToothAssassin
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The WHO is verifiably not trustworthy. DO REAL research using sources besides WHO, CDC or NIH on the 2009 Sine Flu "Epidemic" then get back to me. Start with the then director of CDC and look where she works now.

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 02:25 | 5349835 Parrotile
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Seems a lot of presumably well-informed Governments are "convinced enough" to be a) developing containment and mitigation strategies, and b) starting (slowly, I may add) to allocate serious funding to this "problem".

It is depressing that the Aussie government are still happy to commit more $$s to bombing ISIS than they are to providing funding to help manage this problem. Margaret Chan's now in "almost full-on damage control mode" with the admission that the management effort was (considerably) less effective than hoped. Seems her earlier podcast comment that "there may be 20 x more cases than officially reported" is starting to look pretty credible.

Whatever happens, happens. If it all turns out to be a "hoax" (unlikely) it might have the unseen benefit of making everyone a little less complacent where basic infection control / management is concerned. If it turns out to be very real (and the many ID Physicians I correspond with ALL are pretty convinced, especially those who have seen the samples first hand (SEM / TEM)), then we certainly are in for a pretty rough ride, and "civilisation" on the other side of this event might have marked differences to today's "accepted standards", especially in the West.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:34 | 5348638 MansaMusa
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Uhh @l8apex, do you think this is REAL?  Please say no....

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:57 | 5348710 gabeh73
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Remember the swine flu? there were a few lies and misrepresentations told then....safe bet there are more than a few being told now.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 21:55 | 5349457 blackbeardz
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I believe how Ebola started and spread may have been fraud, now its real.

"Never believe something is true," the saying goes, "until the government officially denies it." And today, the CDC is adamantly denying that the Ebola outbreak taking place in America right now is any problem at all.

Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/047298_Ebola_outbreak_projections_United_States.html#ixzz3GSQAwjHN
Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:11 | 5347900 t_swiper
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Someone give this man a clipboard, we could use someone as sharp as you.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:18 | 5347943 zapdude
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I agree this is 99% fearmongering to promote TPTB agenda of forfeiture of individual liberties and supremacy of the state.  The real problem will be the State and people's reaction to the potential threat, which will be far more disruptive than the actual virus itself and plays right into their plan.

I've been struggling over this like everyone else on here I'm sure, but my "proof" is based on the lack of an unmitigated outbreak in Nigeria.  Only 19 deaths so far and no new cases for over 40 days.  I believe this ebola is or could become 100% airborne and maybe even on purpose (i.e. weaponized), but we're not seeing a massive infection and/or death toll in adjacent coutries, primarily Nigeria.

It is possible that the news of new infections or growing body count in Nigeria is getting media blackout, but I'm betting leaks would develop around efforts to seal up reports of a bona fide epidemic going on right now in Nigeria or other countries outside of Guinea,Liberia and Sierra Leone.

Junk away if you like, but my gut and learnings from previous events tells me this is mostly a manufactured disaster / false-flag that will:

1. enrich big pharma

2. strip futher liberties from citizens (if there's any left to begin with)

3. advance the State's supremacy even further into healthcare, restriction of travel, and dictate individual medical decisions with impunity

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 20:29 | 5348671 gatorboat
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1, 2. 3, all correct.

Any other time ZHers would see it.  But this ebolie thing has 'em trembling in fear.  

It's amazing how ZH has gone over to the dark side parroting everything govt/MSM says, footnoting it with some lame-ass "we hope it's not that bad", meaning Tylers actually believe it.

Ebolie has been outed. But you won't see it here likely. 

Which means ZH is now main-stream media, at least in this area.

PS - ebolie and scamola may be used interchangably LOLOLOL :)

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 18:18 | 5348910 SofaPapa
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I had the same reaction after I looked at the death toll in West Point when they quarantined the place.  It's not nearly as high as the scare mongering would lead us to believe.

This is a very clever operation they are running.  There IS ebola.  People ARE dying.  But how many and where and with what effects can all be played with by the media.  This definitely has the potential to be their crowning achievement of psyops of all time.  Because we are ALL playing in this one.  Not one city, not one building, the WORLD.  If they are manufacturing this fear, the MSM are the sickest, most evil people that have ever lived, bar none.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:27 | 5348008 Kirk2NCC1701
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Not all cases are going to be real.  Some will be "False Alarms" and some "Deliberate Fakes".  Why?

A:  To FRONT-RUN SUICIDE PUKERS.  The Clipboard Man may be a Deliberate Fake, this case a False Alarm.

Think about it... They know, we know that sooner or later some Jihadist/ISIS Suicide Pukers will fly into the US.  What do you do it you are the US Gov and want to prevent the intended massive panic?  A: You front-run it with several/numerous fake cases, which are all intended to convey the intended propaganda message:

"We are in charge.  When push comes to shove, we have it in hand."  The MSM machine is there to propagate and replayn whatever meme they want to spread.  E.g. "Do Not Panic.  Keep grazing."

That way, when a real case occurs, the public/sheeple won't panic and will keep 'grazing' (work, play, watch TV, etc).  The only thing they are not prepared for, is for the scenario where the Enemy sends in dozens of Pukers, each to a different large metro area (Top 20), to spread the disease.  If these aren't contained rapidly, things will get very ugly, very fast.  But no one wants to talk about that, lest we give the Bad Guys wrong ideas -- as if they need our 'help' anyway.

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 19:45 | 5349138 Debtman And Robbin
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Captain, why do you think the US gov would like to prevent massive panic?

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 05:21 | 5349910 conscious being
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Kirk, clipboard man may have been vaccinated.

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 05:26 | 5349913 effendi
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I do not believe that ISIS or any other jihadi nutter will get himself infected and head to the US. Too much of an effort to get infected and then fly to the US to infect at best a few dozen.

Much easier to smuggle infected bodies turned into pink slime and spray the stuff over crowds to infect thousands. The Bad Guys probably have dozens of ideas already that are even worse than that.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:30 | 5348370 whirling tword ...
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Interesting.... she was a defense contractor heading to the marine barracks.... ( just reported on FOX )

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:43 | 5348424 StupidEarthlings
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I could not agree with you more.
Im really not really sure what happened to the folks here at zh.
Seems back when I first started reading here..there were people and articles talkin bout shit that was soo opposite mainstream media (and turned out to be true..only waaay ahead of the curve). Yet they cant seem to fathom how this ebola scam is probably the best scam since 911...And the most important evidence being that its all over the headlines..the way these storys always work (on the low info crowd)....
Ahh..forget it..

But I just dont understand it.
I guess ill just watch msm ..and be afraid of isis..and and the ecomomy is great..unemplyment is down.. these are apparenty good times..other than the scary things the tv tells me to be scared of.

Again ..thanks 12 tooth..its nice to see a refreshing (and rare apparently. .voice of reason.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:26 | 5348609 12ToothAssassin
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Well said

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 04:33 | 5349884 conscious being
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Dupe.

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 05:18 | 5349885 conscious being
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re. Ebola is a scam.

Of course it is a scam, but this is where I think you're missing the boat. You seem to under estimate the propensity for governments, which pretty much means banksters today, to kill a lot of their citizens. Yes, it could be a bio-engineered false-flag, but you seem to talk like their won't be a significant body count. In one day, 3,000 Americans were killed on live TV, in broad daylight in the scam known as 9/11. Thousands more died and are still dying in the wars the event launched. You sound naive not to be concerned.

Whether its real or not, if its real enough, then it can serve as a screen for the banking collapse.

If it is real, it might only need a very few fiends to launch it. A couple of biowarefare types, a cover story, the right people in place to keep the borders open and you're off.

FWIW,IMO, make some preparations you should make anyways,don't freak-out, but pay attention and see if it looks real. Is it credibly spreading? If so, go to Plan B. Commercial flying, often not a good idea. How come by treaty, airline fuel cannot be taxed, in effect a subsidy, by anybody?

Walking can be an alternative to public transport. Self-reliance is a solution.

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 14:52 | 5350682 12ToothAssassin
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I bet we get a real good handle on The Ebolas before November 5th.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:01 | 5348724 Dublinmick
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I agree with you boys, the commenters here are digressing, good info is ignored, and the place is loaded with too many trolls that should be cleaned out.

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 05:29 | 5349897 conscious being
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Dublinmick, the truth is the "good old days" you refer to were down in the trenches knock-out battles with the mostly zionisters variety of troll. Go back into the Zero Hedge archives to incidents like The Marvi Marmara Killings to see them in action, sure of their game, baying for blood. Now they have to be much more covert to get anywhere. Capish?

Ha! Sorry. Just remembered, the "new zero hedge" deletes comments after some, 3? months. Well, believe me, ask anyone who was there, Klink, Akak, 4th Stooge, imanan.. (ewww), I think the dork was around, it was worse then

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 19:54 | 5349157 Debtman And Robbin
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There's a lot of people around here that realize this is a scam.

It's the scale that makes it so hard to grasp.

Quick Robbin! To the debtmobile!!!

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 00:39 | 5349758 Dublinmick
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It is like Der Fuhrer said, make the big lie, keep saying it, soon they will believe.

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 00:38 | 5349759 Dublinmick
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It is like Der Fuhrer said, make the big lie, keep saying it, soon they will believe.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:59 | 5348486 gatorboat
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"This Ebola thing will be looked back at as the greatest PsyOp in modern history"

Or first successful govt bio-attack in modern history.

Or maybe it's just a "drill" for the real thing.

They do want economy destroyed after all.  And population reduction.  Let's not forget that.

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 04:17 | 5349881 conscious being
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## Or first successful govt bio-attack in modern history. ##

Is 2001 already ancient history? Remember the Anthrax attacks? Maybe that was in preparation for this new event?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:11 | 5348537 Dave Thomas
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Remember the BP blowout? They said that would kill our seas?

Remember Fukushima? They said that would radiate us all and we'd all die.

Remember Ebola? They said we'd be bleeding from the asshole, sorry I just filed my taxes two days ago, too late. LOLZ.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 22:15 | 5349523 ajax
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Christ on a Cracker USA: Just Say NO at the airport!

Your customs agents hassle, detain, humiliate, fingerprint and frisk and strip everyone else at your fucking airports so how the fuck is this shit happening!???

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 04:12 | 5349878 conscious being
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Like someone pointed out earlier, when flying into the USA, they won't let you come into the country if you have dirt on your shoes. They say it may endanger farm animals or something like that. But if you have Ebola, hemoragic-fever? Come on in.

This is what happens to you and yours when you passively watch your country being turned over to dual-nationals.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 18:14 | 5348901 ajax
Fri, 10/17/2014 - 20:48 | 5349289 ajax
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Thanks for the upvote for poetry...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGPC-ZKrrtY

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 22:24 | 5349301 ajax
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FEAR IS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND

LEAVE DRACULA ON THE SHORE (OR IN QUARANTINE AT THE AIRPORT).

 

JUST SAY "NO, THANK YOU".

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:32 | 5347625 duo
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grab your clipboard!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:34 | 5347626 pods
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Ebola will not harm anyone in the government out of professional courtesy.

pods

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:36 | 5347642 Coke and Hookers
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"Kenyan Tourist Falls Ill and Starts Vomiting in the White House."

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:38 | 5347660 A Lunatic
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Obama has Ebola....??

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:47 | 5347736 Beam Me Up Scotty
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"Ebola will not harm anyone in the government out of professional courtesy"

Thats when we will know that this whole thing is set up to control us all and cull the herd.  When people are dropping like flies, but no politicians or bankers are getting infected.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 18:21 | 5348919 SofaPapa
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Ding, ding, ding, ding!!!

Winner.  Scarily plausible given how these psychopaths think. :S

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:54 | 5347788 DadzMad
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It will not harm anyone in the gov't because it needs a more advanced life form as a host.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:45 | 5347732 tom a taxpayer
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Obama to dispatch 10,000 troops to the Pentagon parking lot to fight Ebola.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:20 | 5347954 t_swiper
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"ISIS announce standing down to watch Ebola crisis unfold at the Pentagon."

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:55 | 5348174 DutchR
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No they are busy taking pilot lessons: haaretz.com/news/middle-east/1.621275

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:50 | 5348141 imbrbing
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By swapping out there assualt rifles with squirt guns filled with clorox? What the HELL is

a military dude going to fight ebola with?

First time I heard Obolo was sicking the military on Ebola I ROFL. If all you have is a hammer?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 22:11 | 5349515 blackbeardz
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I just assumed it was to infect and then return them to re-infect. They are the GuineaEBOV pigs for vaccine testing as will be forced inoculated. Won't be the first time.

-CARRIERS BUT NOT SICK, HOW MANY 100,000?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:39 | 5348396 MsCreant
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Real Ebola Fear Porn (seriously):

2 male strippers who sat next to Ebola nurse on the plane afraid for their lives.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102097421#.

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:42 | 5348397 MsCreant
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E-boy-la stipperz! Nursey getting her bachelorette party arranged in flight!! Damn, yo girlz are sposed to "handle that."

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:42 | 5348417 El Hosel
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Wipe off that pole with a little bleach Mr Diggler.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:46 | 5348441 MsCreant
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Wouldn't that hurt the "Diggler?"

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 16:07 | 5348519 El Hosel
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The brass pole, not so much... Just guessing.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 18:38 | 5348964 Buck Johnson
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NO kidding, do you see what is happenig the start of an epidemic.

 

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 04:05 | 5349873 conscious being
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Xinfantry - I only made it to corpral, but you can't pull rank on me on this one. I came up with Flounder hours ago.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:42 | 5347695 junction
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If Bentley barfs, he gets rubbed out.  Barfing by anyone outside is now a public health emergency.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:59 | 5348191 SILVERGEDDON
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Fucking Ebola media shite for the sheeple is like yelling " SQUIRREL !!! " to a golden lab.

Panic, mayhem, frantic barking and running around.

All the while, thieves have B + E'd the house, and looted the living rat fuck out of any items of value, driving off into the sunset with high fives all round.

Welcome to America, soon to be standing on the world freeway exit ramp with a cardboard " Please Help " sign looking for spare change to turn it's life around.

Ruling class, my ass. Bastards are fully responsible for rape, pillage, and plunder.  

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:47 | 5347744 ZH Snob
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the pentagon parking lot?  perfect.  too bad she couldn't have made it over to the white house and capitol dome.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:48 | 5348449 MsCreant
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She is a real patriot. Space monkey salute as soon as we know her name.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:50 | 5347762 dow2000
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Alas, a silver lining emerges

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:30 | 5348021 detached.amusement
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ipecac flag

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:32 | 5348029 Freddie
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Can she please go to the White Hut, Congress and then Langley VA plus a stop at the En Ess Aye in Maryland?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:12 | 5348250 Croesus
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12ToothAssassin

Even though you collected a lot of downvotes, I tend to agree with you. If this was the "2nd Coming of the Black Death" like the news media is portraying it as, there would already be travel restrictions, quarantine zones, yada yada yada. 

It's not hard for Big Pharma to make a killing selling vaccines, if the majority of the population is fearful of contracting a virus that said vaccine supposedly cures. 

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:31 | 5348368 Chandos
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Someone vomited near the Pentagon?!.. I'm sure THAT was recorded on multiple cameras from every possible angle....\sarc\

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 18:16 | 5348907 20834A
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Another oops? 4:30 p.m. Hot potato. Baylor Health Care System announced Friday afternoon that a patient was isolated after reporting Ebola symptoms and that they had contact with a person with the virus. The Dallas County Health Department then instructed that the patient be transferred to Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital Dallas, according to a statement from Baylor.

But here’s the rub. Spokespeople for Texas Health Presbyterian told local news stations that they had not received a transfer patient and could not say whether the patient had been treated or released. There is no confirmation that this patient has Ebola. Texas Health Presbyterian has not responded to Boston.com request for comment.

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 06:31 | 5349944 Boscovius
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I really think it's time everyone started watching the old TV series "Monk" which featured the life of an extreme germophobe.  What better way could there be to fight the spread of this illness than for all of us to learn and put into practice the effective habits of the Germophobe.  Yes, I hijacked jubber's post, Fuck it, I'm guilty.  I am not an attention whore, I just wanted to make my point where it wouldn't be buried.  Thank you very much.  I'll be here all week.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:28 | 5347587 Ignatius
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First good news all morning.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:31 | 5347608 TeamDepends
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Weapons of mass disgustion.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:38 | 5347661 Ignatius
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The news could be better - if she's invited to the White House, for instance.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:45 | 5347730 JustObserving
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Perhaps, Obama can hug and kiss her.  Like he did to the Ebola nurses:

Obama: I ‘hugged and kissed’ Ebola nurses


http://rt.com/usa/196556-ebola-obama-us-protocol/

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:08 | 5347881 pods
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He might have kissed them, but he sure as hell didn't like it!

Can you blame him?  Seeing the Wookie night after night.

Eventually you stop laughing when you say "I'd rather bang a dude."

pods

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:56 | 5348469 Zymurguy
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<--needs new keyboard now)  Thank Pods!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:49 | 5347764 MrTouchdown
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As soon as one of these people barfs on a bum in a hobo shanty town we'll see some fireworks.

 

Anyhow - does the feel more than just a little contrived to anybody else? I just have a feeling like this was scripted.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:33 | 5348046 Freddie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igfczc6m5M4

Where is Gene Rosen and the Sandy Hook Playhouse Theater?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:34 | 5348379 whirling tword ...
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FOX is reporting that she was a defense contractor on the way to the marine barracks.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:44 | 5347725 Groundhog Day
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Ebola = Terrorist

I think they need a few trillion more for the fight on ebola...i mean terror....i mean terrorist

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:56 | 5347803 Cheduba
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That's right, a few more trillion 0's and 1's - one for each strand of viral RNA.

Does this mean tthey'll have to put the hundreds of wars on pause or will they just subcontract out the war-making?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 20:10 | 5349205 Debtman And Robbin
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TD, look around! Even weapons of mass discussion! People going crazy...

The masters know their job.

Quick Robbin! To the debtmobile!!!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:30 | 5347593 walküre
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Phew, sure glad we have Ebola Czar on the case!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:44 | 5347719 A Lunatic
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Yes, who needs an Attorney General when you have Ron Klain. no health care background, but who did serve as chief of staff to vice presidents Al Gore and Joe Biden. Sounds qualified to me.........

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:06 | 5347865 centerline
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slept in a Holiday Inn Express.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:54 | 5347786 ShrNfr
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Yeah, they ought to send mop boy Klain to clean up the parking lot as his first duty.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:29 | 5347594 RaceToTheBottom
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Maybe she was just voicing an opinion?

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:32 | 5347606 1stepcloser
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Let me know if they find any jet parts

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:36 | 5347650 Mad Max
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Nope, no jet parts.  A few missile farts though.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:32 | 5347607 A Lunatic
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I vomit just looking at pictures of the Pentagon........

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:38 | 5347671 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Seconded.

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 08:07 | 5349999 imbrbing
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I thirdeded

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:32 | 5347609 ebear
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Quick!  Call Power Washer Man.  He'll know what to do!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:43 | 5347705 tom a taxpayer
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= Dallas Cleaning Guys protocol

= CDC protocol

http://cleaningguys.com/

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:41 | 5348084 Flagit
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He called in sick.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:32 | 5347610 knicks3005
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I hear Capital Hill is a good Quarantine station.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:31 | 5347613 STG5IVE
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I'm gonna wear a West Africa patch on my backpack to see if that causes a stir

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:38 | 5347666 l8apex
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Strap a gas mask to the outside and carry a bottle of Clorox and you're good to go.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:12 | 5348243 HardlyZero
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Man...

Besides the Homeland Security Edition (HSETM) Verified Clean and Wholesome (hole free) Barf Bags...now we will have to lug around a 1 gallon jug of Clorox.

Rough !

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:32 | 5347615 Son of Captain Nemo
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Best news I've heard all week!

Certainly would have preferred if she could have blown chunks twice at the Capitol while in session.  First in the well of the House and then in the well of the Senate!

Hopefully there were plenty of 3 and 4 stars around her in the parking lot when it happened!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:37 | 5347651 pods
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"And right over here is the Lincoln Bedroom....."

pods

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:10 | 5347875 Emergency Ward
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"...persons sleeping in the bed are Gwyneth Paltrow, Bruce Springsteen and Ben Affleck..."

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:33 | 5347616 Callz d Ballz
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Next stop, White House

 

 

Oh, and call the power washer guy..

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:31 | 5347617 Apeman
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For once I hope it spreads.

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 03:09 | 5349850 Slomotrainwreck
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Legislation via emails.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:35 | 5347619 pods
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Amazing she could sneak into the US all the way from Africa. Sheesh, what does she think she's Mexican?

Wait, you can just walk right in after a commercial flight?

pods

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:43 | 5347717 Callz d Ballz
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These new screening measures sure give me a warm and fuzzy, oh wait!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:57 | 5348176 Lost Word
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US Gov is still handing out visas ...

> 100 every day ...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:33 | 5347620 buttmint
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such bullshit from BS Barry.

I supposed this was an airliner of passengers from Sierra Leone, but in reality, just 5-6 "folks" who could fit on a TomaHawk cruise missile. If Barry flings a corpse into a Dallas or any football game, it'll be GAME OVER for him. Ozero is pissing off a critical mass of everyone...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 20:33 | 5349261 Debtman And Robbin
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Holy fruit debt!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:33 | 5347627 The Phallic Crusader
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What's the over/under on number of weeks before Obama abrogates Congress.... for public health and safety reasons, and rules by decree?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:36 | 5347655 mayhem_korner
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Didn't we pass that off-ramp about 3 years ago...?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:01 | 5347840 ClowardPiven2016
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do you mean number of weeks ago...because he's already been ruling by decree

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:34 | 5347630 Rikky
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travel ban?  we don't need no stinking travel ban!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:44 | 5347710 freedogger
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Regarding a travel ban, Obama's response was that they will just try to evade and slip through the border and that'll lead to a bigger problem.

Well dude, I hate to break it to you, but if you don't have a border, you don't have a country. Its that simple.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:48 | 5347754 Rikky
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it's like saying when you go on vacation just leave the lights and door wide open because if they want to get in they'll just find another way.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:10 | 5347890 HardlyZero
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FLOUNDER !!

http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/09/flounder-in-animal-house-memba-him/

Medics responded to the Pentagon this morning for a report of a woman on a bus who was sick and vomiting. When they learned that she had recently arrived from Africa, the hazmat team was called out of “a complete abundance of caution,” Pentagon Force Protection Agency spokesman Chris Layman told ARLnow.com.

A large portion of the Pentagon south parking lot has been cordoned off with caution tape, and police are telling those who don’t work at the Pentagon to avoid the immediate surrounding area.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:28 | 5348003 Tenshin Headache
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Great analogy!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:34 | 5347636 Bumbu Sauce
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There is a quarantine on a cruise ship with 5000 people on board as well.  Heckuva job Barry.

I hope this is a wake up call for many of the sheeple.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:15 | 5347905 HardlyZero
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Most cruise ships have a high vomit rate as it is due to the excessive food, drink and many get sea-sick as it is.

Probably on a large cruse with 5000, there 100 throw-up every day anyway...now that can be a really simple vector...top deck to bottom deck.   Its everywhere and in the air, and below decks its a humid ebola trap.

Sucks.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:31 | 5348032 Bumbu Sauce
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They individual who is quarantined is allegedly a lab tech at the TX hospital that handled the ebola samples.  Port of calls are denying it from docking.  It likely will have to head back to Galveston.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:00 | 5348723 css1971
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Norovirus. Been there done that. Not going back.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:28 | 5348797 HardlyZero
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Yup.  Been there too...nearly all cruise ships have NV of one type or other.

NV-D68 is nasty because it gets in your spine and eats your nerves and paralyzes the host...just like Polio.

But there is no vaccine yet for NV-D68...or Ebola.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:35 | 5347637 Mac Avelli
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Right city, wrong building to be spreading that virus infected puke! Should've hit the White House and infected Barry, plus then flounder would be nearby with his mop and pressure washer to show us how its done!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:35 | 5347638 mayhem_korner
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Actually, she had recently come from Sierra Leone's, which is a watering hole on K street.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:39 | 5347673 pods
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She slurred when she said gimme a SIERRA Mist and LEave me alONE.

pods

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:36 | 5347639 gswifty
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Quarantine the beltway and let them drown in their own vomitus.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:41 | 5348098 HardlyZero
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What goes there...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:36 | 5347641 L Bean
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They're trying to keep this low in the Google search results. HILARIOUSS.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:35 | 5347643 hibou-Owl
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Dumb people will die!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:41 | 5348088 HardlyZero
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You didn't make that Ebola !

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:36 | 5347652 Seasmoke
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She left more parts on the ground than a jet airliner. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:36 | 5347654 Barnaby
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Hey, I have no desire to stir this amazing fear phenomenon but:

Just last week all over my beautiful valley I saw church signs change definitively to the "Christ is coming - look busy" style. (Literally, there's one in the Redlands that says just this. If I weren't on assignment I'd grab it.)

12 Monkeys, you know the David Morse character, the long-haired scientist? He was a true believer.

What if our current True Believers think a 50/50 shot -- live vs die -- is worth it to escalate the End of Time?

It's not a Pale Horse, but a pale premise.*

*Also Terry Gilliam deserves a medal, a knighthood, his own island and a film school of which he is the only Professor.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:41 | 5347693 mayhem_korner
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True believers understand that it is not within their ability to escalate the end of time.   

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:53 | 5347767 Barnaby
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Thank you for the correction, as I said a pale premise. I think I know this, it's just so hard to accept when you work day-to-day in a community.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:56 | 5347809 Mac Avelli
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I still give you a thumbs up for the effort :)

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:06 | 5348227 Lost Word
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Some people believe they are doing the work of God ...

Some Jews believe that the Jewish Messiah will arrive when

the world is 100% completely Evil

therefore those Jews are attempting to make the world

100% completely Evil.

It is one Evil Satanic version of Kabbalah.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:52 | 5348458 Duffy
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this isn't true - outside some tiny sect.... this is not majority or orthodox Jewish eschatology...  which, to be honest, is really pretty fucked up.

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