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"Anti-Petrodollar" CEO Of French Energy Giant Total Dies In Freak Plane Crash In Moscow

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Three months ago, the CEO of Total, Christophe de Margerie, dared utter the phrase heard around the petrodollar world, "There is no reason to pay for oil in dollars,"  as we noted here. Today, RT reports the dreadful news that he was killed in a business jet crash at Vnukovo Airport in Moscow after the aircraft hit a snow-plough on take-off. The airport issued a statement confirming "a criminal investigation has been opened into the violation of safety regulations," adding that along with 3 crewmembers on the plane, the snow-plough driver was also killed.

 

De Margerie, 63, joined Total in 1974 after graduating from the École Supérieure de Commerce in Paris. He served in several positions in the Finance Department and Exploration & Production division. In 1995, he became President of Total Middle East before joining the Total's Executive Committee as the President of the Exploration & Production division in May 1999. In May 2006, he was appointed a member of the Board of Directors. He was appointed Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of Total on May 21, 2010.

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As RT reports,

According to preliminary data, the light aircraft collided with a snow-cleaning machine on takeoff, a source at the capital’s airport told RIA.

 

The aircraft was sending distress signals while still in the air and reporting an engine fire and fuselage damage, LifeNews reports. Upon crashing on the runway, the aircraft was engulfed in flames, reportedly killing everyone on board.

 

While initials reports suggested four people died in the tragedy, officials report that five bodies were found at the crash site, one allegedly being the driver of the snow-cleaning vehicle.

 

Vnukovo Airport has temporarily suspended all flights following the incident.

 

“A criminal investigation has been opened into the violation of safety regulations after a light aircraft crash in the capital's Vnukovo airport,” transport official Tatyana Morozova told RIA.

 

An investigative group is working at the crash site, Morozova added. In addition to people who were on board the plane, she said, the driver snowplow was killed.

 

Debris from the aircraft was scattered up to 200 meters from the crash site, according to the rescue services. The engine was found some 50 meters from the crash site, while one of the landing gears was ripped off and discovered nearly 200 meters from the main mass of debris.

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The plane he was aboard...

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Of course this could merely be a desparately sad accident... aside from the coincidence of this so recently...

Christophe de Margerie, the CEO of Total (the world's 13th biggest oil producer and Europe's 2nd largest), believes "There is no reason to pay for oil in dollars." Clearly, based onhis comments, that we have passed peak Petrodollar.

As Reuters reports,

Oil major Total's chief executive said on Saturday the euro should have a bigger role in international trade although it was not possible to do without the U.S. dollar.

 

Christophe de Margerie was responding to questions about calls by French policymakers to find ways at EU level to bolster the use of the euro in international business following a record U.S. fine for BNP.

 

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"There is no reason to pay for oil in dollars," he said. He said the fact that oil prices are quoted in dollars per barrel did not mean that payments actually had to be made in that currency.

So even a major beneficiary of the status quo appears to see the end in sight for the Petrodollar.

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Furthermore, despite Western-imposed sanctions on Russia that prohibit western financing and technology transfer to some Russian energy projects, Total is continuing to pursue a natural gas project in Yamal, a joint venture with Russia's Novatek and China's CNPC.

“Can we live without Russian gas in Europe? The answer is no. Are there any reasons to live without it? I think – and I'm not defending the interests of Total in Russia – it is a no,” the Total boss told Reuters back in summer.

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And of course, it had to happen in Russia!

 

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Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:13 | 5357034 X.inf.capt
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that's messed up...

these guys sure have alot of 'accidents'...

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:17 | 5357063 So What
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Remote control anyone.

Calling Michael Hasting. Paging Michael Hasting. are you there?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:19 | 5357067 TheAnalOG
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Note to Fed stooges... look up network effect.  You going to kill us all?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:22 | 5357091 TeamDepends
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Bet he won't do that again!

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:28 | 5357122 knukles
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Betcha they find a spent nailgun in the wreckage

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:33 | 5357140 Looney
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In my book, nailguns are more poetic and simpler than planes hitting snow plows to ‘splain to the non-working folks. DSK’ing someone works well too, because a 70-year-old dude trying to get a quickie from a pre-Ebola housekeeper is kinda romantic and looks way better on the MSM-pages than orange-faced tranny from the IMF being charged with stealing a lipstick from the head of the World Bank or somepin…  ;-)

 

Trayvon Martin for President?  ;-)

 

Looney

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:43 | 5357185 Keyser
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No one is beyond the reach of TPTB, even presidents of multi-national corps it appears... 

 

Anyone remember the Brazilian presidential candidate a couple months ago? 

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/14/world/americas/brazilian-presidential-...

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:43 | 5357197 McMolotov
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Time to start placing bets on assassination by Zamboni.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:56 | 5357271 Fish Gone Bad
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DON'T TAKE THE ZAMBONI, YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:58 | 5357274 McMolotov
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This kind of stuff will become more and more ridiculous as we approach collapse. Once someone dies in a freak turkey baster accident, we'll know the end is nigh.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:06 | 5357315 Fish Gone Bad
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Perhaps you underestimate how creative zamboni murderers can be?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:10 | 5357328 McMolotov
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Revenge is a dish best served cold...

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:24 | 5357395 Rememberweimar
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They used a box cutter...

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:35 | 5357433 markmotive
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The Petrodollar war machine will do anything to survive.

http://www.planbeconomics.com/2014/04/documentary-petrodollar-war-machin...

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:39 | 5357449 old naughty
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...served the snow ploug, cold.

Total controlled.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:46 | 5357468 espirit
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The Zamboni drivers' family will be well taken care of.

 

Another Oligarch down.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:52 | 5357491 FL_Conservative
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It's not nice to fool Mother Petrodollar.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:58 | 5357517 Latina Lover
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Your slave paid tax dollars at work, eliminating enemies of the Fed Reserve.  This is how business is conducted by the USSA crony capitalists.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:19 | 5357597 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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This was no freak accident.  This was a professional CIA hit cause this CEO has a lot of clout in his statements! When he said that the US dollar need not be the petrodollar, he signed his death warrant.

 

 

 

signed, "the clipboard guy"

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:55 | 5357737 Divided States ...
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is this the beginning of these so called 'assasinations' that ekm has been talking about??? so are we supposed to get these daily doses of CEO deaths much like the banker deaths we got a few months earlier??

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:37 | 5358016 MontgomeryScott
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I was wondering about the presence of a single snowplow placed almost strategically across the runway in Moscow.

Currently, the weather is cold (36 degrees farenheight), with rain. Not to the 'freezing point'.

PERHAPS the Moscow airport is running a series of DRILLS that test the response time to snow-attacks. From Saudi-born snow-hijackers. In order that the Homeland be kept safe. In case of an 'assymetric attack'. From those who wish to attack Muscovites because of their 'freedoms'. With jets. Flying into buildings. Attacking their 'way of life'. Let us never entertain wild conspiracy theories regarding the death of the TOTAL C.E.O. during the 10/20 attacks. Our resolve is absolute. Those who drove the snowplow (without any snow present) will be brought to justice.

http://www.weather.com/weather/today/Moscow+Russia+RSXX0063

Our nail-gun technology is far in advance of any other bank, and we will bring all our forces to bear. We are calling upon our allies to help us fight this threat. Our resolve is sure; our printing presses manned.

Sincerely,

Acting president,

Janet Yellen

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:46 | 5358042 strannick
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FDR "there are no accidents in politics"

Snowplow driver surely was dead before hit by the plane  

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 00:07 | 5358098 bunzbunzbunz
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There's video of the clipboard guy.....Where the video of a plane crashing into a snow plow? Russia should be posting it any time now.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 00:23 | 5358126 Four chan
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he got the jfk treatment.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 01:02 | 5358194 12ToothAssassin
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Ive wished more upon french douches going over the front of my skis to cut in line at the lift

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 02:12 | 5358272 sunaJ
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It happens.

 

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 06:03 | 5358392 Supernova Born
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The Snowplows of mid-October.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 07:20 | 5358494 SoilMyselfRotten
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A turkey basting accident is highly likely if youre not a Master baster

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:49 | 5358051 strannick
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FDR "there are no accidents in politics"

Snowplow driver surely was dead before hit by the plane  

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 08:23 | 5358628 N0TME
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Then why hasn't the CIA taken out Putin? 

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 16:02 | 5360578 12ToothAssassin
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Because Putin is all in on the con

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:52 | 5357492 kliguy38
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prolly dead before the zamboni rolled out by remote

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:24 | 5357810 ShorTed
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I still don't get it, "hit a snowplow (plough) on take-off"? 

I didn't know snowplows (ploughs) flew!

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:53 | 5358060 MontgomeryScott
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Attach a few clipboards to the sides with duct tape and hazmat suits, and these things absolutely get AIRBORNE! Add a 'clipboard guy' as the test pilot, and WATCH this thing do AEROBATICS!

YOU say 'plough', and others say 'plow'.

I never understood the 'British' spelling. When it's pronounced, it sounds like you are trying to cough up some PHLEM ('flem').

'Snowplough one, you are clear for takeoff on runway two niner right.'

'Did he just give us clearance, Clarence?'

'I can't tell. He said "SNOWPLOWGH", not "SNOWPLOW", I think.'

'I don't give a shit. I'm throttling up anyway. Those fucking British... OH, SHI>>>'

(Runway closed due to accident. Authorities haven't told us anything yet, but it looks like Snowplow one was taxiing onto the runway when CEO one was landing. More, after 11. back to you, Biff.)

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:53 | 5357498 nmewn
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Unconfirmed reports of dancing Cossaks behind the runway fence.

What?...its history ;-)

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:06 | 5357543 tony wilson
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more like dancing mossad yahudis i would say isaac : )

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:50 | 5357566 nmewn
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You didn't return to the ISIS thread, Ivan.

Why is that? 

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-10-17/isis-airforce-takes-trained-iraqi-officers#comment-5349587

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And still haven't when prodded, pun intended ;-)

There's this thing called courtesy, which you extended to me and I returned to you in the best possible terms considering the subject at hand and our differing views.

If thats how it is to be, then so be it.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:36 | 5357838 COSMOS
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It was the same guys dancing by the Zamboni as were dancing by the white van on 9/11.  They say the Israelis love to travel.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 04:04 | 5358361 Manthong
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Too much vodka in the snowplow.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:11 | 5357927 tony wilson
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nmewn

i saw lots of words isaac you yahudi do likes hiding behind words and you rely way to much on the overated kidon kidron whatever you psychopathic fucks call those killer queers.

as for the word reply take it up with the film makers or ask david cole he speaks yiddish

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 00:08 | 5358096 MontgomeryScott
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QUESTION:

What do you call a Semite who rags on another Semite because they have a disageement over the thin strips of land that their father Abraham was 'promised'?

ANSWER:

Anti-semitic.

QUESTION:

What do you call a 'goyim' who sees the fucking comedy act, and states that this is all bullshit?

ANSWER:

A 'conspiracy theorist tin-foil-hat-wearing extremist RACIST (as well as an 'ANTISEMITIC').

QUESTION:

What is the correct terminology for a Semitic who hijacks a thread about the death of the TOTAL CEO and tries to redirect it into a PERSONAL pissing match between 'brothers'?

ANSWER:

I won't try to describe this in terms that apply, because they would be seen in terms of a 'racial slur'.

FIRST LETTER: rhymes with 'K'

Second letter: rhymes with 'I'

Third letter...K...

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 00:14 | 5358110 bunzbunzbunz
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COCK

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 00:42 | 5358162 MontgomeryScott
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HMMM.

TWAT?

Is this the CORRECT RESPONSE, cunt?

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 01:07 | 5358201 WTFRLY
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US Citizen, Press TV reporter dead in car crash near Syria 2 days after Turkey calls her a spy http://wtfrly.com/2014/10/20/us-citizen-press-tv-reporter-dead-in-car-cr...

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 06:02 | 5358420 nmewn
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@ Tony,

I don't hide from anyone or anything. When did you join AAPAC and how much do they pay you?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:33 | 5357661 bunzbunzbunz
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Oh shit, you showed up here! Who'd of thought!!!! I was just commenting to one of your multiple twat accounts!!!

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 00:46 | 5358166 MontgomeryScott
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OH. PREY, TELL US!

Are you FACE-BOOKING, AGAIN?

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 01:02 | 5358192 MontgomeryScott
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You're outed.

It must suck.

Here, let me assuage your decision to ally with the dark side:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUjUIP2ugG4

You are here; I presume, to post some type of discussion regarding the untimely death of the TOTAL C.E.O.; who stated that the OPEC agreements are now meaningless in light of the current geopolitical situation. I am trying to give you the 'full benefit of doubt'.

Your postings are meaningless. Your prattling and cajoling are of no effect.

THIS IS NOT a GAME.

TWAT!

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 06:29 | 5358436 Zero Point
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The snow plow drivers wallet was found in the rubble....

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:32 | 5357419 sushi
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Once someone dies in a freak turkey baster accident, we'll know the end is nigh.

 

Erdogan will demand a complete and total retraction and all facts will dissappear from the public record. Remember Joe Who? Even when he is right, he is wrong.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:01 | 5357524 max2205
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What's a meter?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:04 | 5357761 dirtyfiles
Tue, 10/21/2014 - 00:33 | 5358144 Tall Tom
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A unit of distance measuring just a little bit longer (roughly 8%) than a yard

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 01:27 | 5358232 MontgomeryScott
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Stand back. I got this.

I won't discuss the form of measurement agreed upon by a bunch of fools ('scientists') in fucking Paris in the 19th century A.D. that arbitrarily stated that a set measurements of particular length of a type of metal was to be the standard (even though this length is due to change because of temperature variances).

'PERCENTILES' mean NOTHING, by the way. The variance from year to year of the earth's magnetosphere, along with pressure and temperature variations, are clues as to how flawed this form of measurement is.

 

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 01:14 | 5358214 MontgomeryScott
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A 'meter' is 33.8 inches (1.8 inches longer than a yard). A 'meter' is a thing that codified official gendarmes with codified city council members erect in order to take a 'parking toll' for the priveledge of 'parking on their street' for a set amount of time (as in, a 'parking meter'). The word 'meter' was originally derived from a French derivitive of the verb 'TO MEASURE' (a way to weigh the tally and tax subsquently).

'METER' can be used both in the noun and the verbiage derived therefrom.

Isn't the 'metric' system FUN?

 

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 01:55 | 5358260 king leon
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In the UK, a 'meter' is 39 inches, 3 inches longer than a yard!

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 02:32 | 5358283 Tall Tom
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As I wrote...It is about 8% longer than a yard.

 

3/36 = 1/12 = .08333

 

.08333(100) = 8.33%

 

Montgomery Scott..

 

I am more than well aware about how System Internationale came into existence.

 

The man asked a simple question. I gave a simple answer. It did not demand a fucking thesis.

 

Instead you write about percentiles..which are NOT PERCENTAGES per se...(although percentages are utilized to form the groups.)

 

Then you follow up by reporting the incorrect length of a Meter in inches?

 

One Meter = 39.37 inches.

http://www.asknumbers.com/MetersToInchesConversion.aspx

 

Stop being a horse's arse.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:44 | 5358037 TeethVillage88s
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Heard a Libertarian Died in Dubuque, Iowa, he was running for office this year.

A medical doctor flying in to Hospital he worked for 18 years.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/iowa-candidate-us-senate-dies-p...

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 02:09 | 5358270 effendi
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There have already been murders commited with turkey basters (such as David Castor). Turkey basters are also often used for brake fluids, so it wouldn't be hard to us them to mess with the brake fluid to cause unfortunate "accidents" on steep and windy roads. 

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 02:33 | 5358286 TeethVillage88s
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Not a Mech, but think you speak the truth.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 02:35 | 5358291 Sirius Wonderblast
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Look, seriously, how do you think royalty reproduce?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:06 | 5357310 NoDecaf
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HOLY SHIT BATMAN!

I made it out of there just in time...

Transaero 1111.

I thought I had a story to tell about my flight being swamped by the tribe. Must have been 200 or so. They got a bargain on a connecting flight from Tel Aviv!....Yes, you read that right....a connecting flight from Tel Aviv through Moscow to JFK...to save a couple of bucks.

It was absolute pandemonium. They all wanted special seating arraignments and special treatment because there were whole families traveling together etc etc. This whole ordeal delayed my flight by two hours.

That was 11 hours total I spent in a flying zoo, then getting through customs, baggage claim, long term parking and a good dose of traffic to top it all off. then I finally get home, sit down to read a little ZH before I turn in for the night and This is the top story.

What a fucking day

 

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:11 | 5357335 McMolotov
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At least no one was puking up blood. So you got that going for you, which is nice.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:34 | 5357421 NoDecaf
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Funny you mention that because a friend told me he would have preferred a plane load of ebola victims, I thought about it for a minute and answered "sure, at least they would all sit still for most of the flight"

There were kids running up and down the aisles, climbing over seats, pulling on things by the emergency exit, inspecting everybody's food trays by leaning over and placing their head inches above....

Like most people, I cherish the aisle seat, but not so much on this flight. I had to protect my juice from dangling tassles everytime someone went to the bathroom...falling boogers from that one old dude's nose. (No it didn't fall near me, but it was right on the edge. I don't know how one could walk around like that) Another guy was dusting some crumbs off his seat and flinging them everywhere. One landed on my tray. I stopped eating.

I could go on and on...

It was like an 11 hour mind-fuck...

 

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:45 | 5357464 bunzbunzbunz
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You sound like anyone describing traits and behaviors of those less affluent than them. Innattentive parenting, a lack of cleanliness, and general lack of "manners" is often a trait of the poor in any civilization. 

Please tell me how this is different than how an affluent Jew/Christian/Athiest would view any large group of minorities/rednecks/your people on a plane....or at a movie theatre.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:03 | 5357530 max2205
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Ebola is fine but murder is quicker

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:22 | 5357610 NoDecaf
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fuck you douche bag

I tell it like I see it

The guy next to me was pretty cool. He barely spoke any English but he was just as Jewish as the rest of them I suppose, all I know is that he behaved like a normal person without all the bullshit that I saw from the Hasids or Othordox or whatever the fuck they were. If he was anything like them I wouldn't have helped him with English or Russian, and I wouldn't have helped him with the customs declaration card.

All you are reading is a snapshot of who I am, and what my views are at the moment.

Affluent? me? You mean like born with a silver spoon, or was raised in a community that taught me I was special and all others were under me?

no way fuck-o

Everything I have, is by my hand.

 

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:40 | 5357676 bunzbunzbunz
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Basically I'm saying that you are trying to make it sound as though these people were annoying because they were of some Jewish affiliation. When in reality they were annoying because they were normal people. Probably not people that fly frequently due to budget and family, so people who are not prepared for or accustomed to flying. 

So you are criticizing these people using religious traits to indicate their religion...why is that? 

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:42 | 5357851 COSMOS
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Stop calling him anti-ceramic just cause he doesnt put the little plate on top of his head after he is done eating lol

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 00:40 | 5358142 MontgomeryScott
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The best airplane trip I took was the flight from D.C. to Denver, nonstop. I've flown on all kinds of airplanes (and the Airbus planes really SUCK, by the way). My FIRST flight was a transpacific Pan Am Boeing 707 from Sydney to Los Angeles (with a two-hour layover in Honolulu).

Anyway, I was kind of worried, as this plane was a 757 Boeing (you know, like the 'Twin Towers' type). This plane was the smoothest and most comfortable flight I've ever been on. No kids running up and down the aisles, and the plane had a remarkable ability to compensate for turbulence. It was QUIET compared to anything I've ever flown on, as well, and very comfortable. OUTSTANDING, in fact.

The landing was so smooth that I probably could have balanced a ceramic plate on my head and not dropped it (but the fight attendants made sure that all plates and silverware were taken from me, just in case). If you've ever been in the airport in Denver, you might understand why they took all sharp and breakable objects away.

I am NOT an 'ANTI-CERAMIC'.

I simply have an aversion to people who use 'race' as their excuse to do GENOCIDES (INCLUDING the Kikes).

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:45 | 5357695 tmosley
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You tell'em Chaim.  Pull that race card.  Don't forget to tell him to check his privilege. 

Complaining about the behavior of Jews is like a complete Holocaust, no matter the context.  Jews are better than you cattle in human form, and don't you forget it.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:51 | 5357713 bunzbunzbunz
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Ah, had to open another browser window and login to another account eh?

People that don't treat people like shit based on religion are better than people that treat people like shit based on religion.

 

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:19 | 5357800 quasimodo
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Go grab a knife and play in traffic, fucking troll

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:29 | 5357822 bunzbunzbunz
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Thanks buddy. That was helpful to any conversation. You are smart. And awesome too!

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:18 | 5357950 Double.Eagle.Gold
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fuck you, again.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:17 | 5357948 Double.Eagle.Gold
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fuck you.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:20 | 5357967 bunzbunzbunz
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Why?

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 00:02 | 5358087 McMolotov
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because fuck you, that's why."

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/339/125/eb3.jpg

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 01:42 | 5358253 MontgomeryScott
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Andrew Dice Clay at Dangerfield's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWzI_Wn0ZwM

SHIT!

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 00:42 | 5358160 Penniless Spectator
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You have it totally backwards, poor kids are much better behaved than the their richer counterparts. Little entitled bastards who have been told their whole life they are cut from a better cloth. My "poor" daughter knows she is going to have to fight her way up to fulfillment and choice in her life. She knows she has to exhibit respect and kindness if she wants anyone to care if she lives or dies, let alone return it in kind. I show her plenty of love, because it's all we have. I am not poor because I'm lazy, I'm poor because the social contract is broken. (The one where I work hard and save, and then I am rewarded with a modest chance of improving myself.) Ffs blame the poor again.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 08:31 | 5358654 drdolittle
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Heaven forbid he should criticise someone's behaviour and they happen to be Jewish. The fucking nerve of that guy.

SARCASM!

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:46 | 5357470 bunzbunzbunz
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Also, you are a bigotted fucktard. Please don't breed. 

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:55 | 5357502 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Same thing probably happened to Hitler before he penned his Final Solution.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:05 | 5357544 bunzbunzbunz
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He had quite a struggle with the situation I'm sure.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:19 | 5357958 Double.Eagle.Gold
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fuck you.

 

again

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 01:37 | 5358246 MontgomeryScott
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NETENYAHU much?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:17 | 5357594 Keyser
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Parents that don't control their rug-ratz on airplanes should be ejected from the plane, at 35,000'... 

 

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:33 | 5357658 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Sounds like a kibbutz on a plane!!!

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:16 | 5357856 COSMOS
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And now you know why the Romans did what they did at Masada.  Long LIVE LEGIO X FRETENESIS a true Band of Brothers.  My ancestors served with distinction

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 00:04 | 5358091 TheReplacement
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Masada was a mass suicide.  The Roman noses built a road and buried the bodies.  Hoorah!

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 01:47 | 5358254 COSMOS
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According to Shaye Cohen, archaeology shows that Josephus' account is "incomplete and inaccurate". Josephus only writes of one palace, archaeology reveals two, his description of the northern palace contains several inaccuracies, and he gives exaggerated figures for the height of the walls and towers. Josephus' account is contradicted by the "skeletons in the cave, and the numerous separate fires".[18]

According to Kenneth Atkinson, there is no "archaeological evidence that Masada's defenders committed mass suicide."

Back in the day you were considered more fearsome if your enemy committed mass suicide than fight you and it was dishonarable way to go for the Romans.  So the stories were perpetrated to make the Romans look good.  Most likely they ran the gladius through the vast majority of ceramic punks at Masada

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masada

But I am sure the Romans kept the good looking girls at Masada as slaves.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:50 | 5357868 COSMOS
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Good way of finding their next prophet.  If we run out of all of them and none survive we know the next prophet story was a farce.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 06:44 | 5358444 Bay of Pigs
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You've always been a dickhead here. Get fucked.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:03 | 5357531 Anusocracy
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Sounds like a flying inner city bus.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 01:33 | 5358237 MontgomeryScott
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In the CONUS, we have this 'holiday' called 'HALLOWEEN', in which small children are encouraged to emulate the puking up of blood (and the simulation of death) 'for fun'. In return, they get candy.

 

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:14 | 5357348 Againstthelie
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You shall be delighted you were allowed to share the same plane with so many self declared chosen ones!

And why do you whine about the delay? Don't you know that according to Talmud the dirt under a Jew's nail is more worth than your blood?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:19 | 5357368 NoDecaf
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So it seems, I was lucky enough to be on one of the safest flights today.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:39 | 5357450 bunzbunzbunz
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Againstthelie, 

Do you enjoy the KKK? I've been wondering if it's like the Dave Chappell skits, or a bit different. Please let me know.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:08 | 5357550 bunzbunzbunz
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Good job bro. That's how I can tell you're one of the twats with multiple accounts.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:18 | 5357596 bunzbunzbunz
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Againstthelie,

Hmmm....let me venture a guess. You're of the same institute of "Tony Wilson"???

Every now and then you'll use another account to chime in with your biggotted shit and a link to your hate filled shit website.

You know what makes you worse than an evil money-changer-banker-whateverthefuckyouhate??? You feed on the little irrational feelings of hatred that others feel. The feelings that would normally go away once the puzzle of information is complete. You feed on that hate like a biggotted, vampiric piece of shit. You try to profit from it too don't you? Yeah. You do. You are complete human garbage. The worst of human garbage. The kind that riles people up to fight and hate. So you can make money, feel important.

Tell me, is this hate mongering inherited from your shit stain father? Did he teach you to profit from irrational human behavior? Or did you come up with the scheme on your own...because you didn't have anything resembling a father?

 

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:54 | 5357730 bunzbunzbunz
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Meh. More realistically, you're one of this site's maintainer's just trying to drum up argument. Because as you know people come here for the comments more than the shitty reprint of Google news.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 01:14 | 5358212 StychoKiller
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Whoa!  Looks like I made a wrong turn into "The Schizo-Zone!"

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:37 | 5357444 Lumberjack
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What were the weather conditions?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:11 | 5357561 Dapper Dan
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How about......

  What was he doing in Russia??

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:32 | 5357653 trulz4lulz
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Maybe a caviar run? If so, the reprocussions for grabbing some, due to sanctions, seems pretty harsh.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:51 | 5357876 COSMOS
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He BUnzy bunzers I enjoy Legio X Fretensis, dont you?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:18 | 5357962 bunzbunzbunz
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I don't know. Please explain the significance.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 02:44 | 5358311 Sirius Wonderblast
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Doing business, surely. That was asking for it!

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 13:09 | 5359854 silverliberty
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The Zher's have missed the obvious,"Leave the gun; get the zamboni".  Bad joke drum roll, please.

 

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:56 | 5357265 Sages wife
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Or leaders of countrys.  See John Perkins: Confessions of an Economic Hitman.  Blows the clothes off the empire.  Irrefutable.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:00 | 5357289 Handful of Dust
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Stunning book; Great Read!

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:20 | 5357370 swmnguy
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I agree entirely.  Essential reading for any inquisitive citizen of Empire.  I found myself doubting Perkins himself, wondering what his deal was.  How did he decide to write the book?  How did he write it and continue living?  What exactly was his angle?  I had absolutely no problem believing everythiing he wrote.  I just wasn't sure if I would trust him or not.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:42 | 5357689 conscious being
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Good question. You see him on Democracy Now a lot. Democracy Now is going to tell you some stuff that's not really dangerous or actionable, but still make you feel like you've had a filling alternative news experience. Given his association with that MO, I'm going to guess he pulled some punches. It is a remarkable book though. The dead guys he describes are Omar Torejos and Jaime Robles.

 

Before he wrote the book, he became the spokes person for Seabrook nuclear in NH. I wonder how he came to his epiphany.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:22 | 5357804 swmnguy
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As I recall (but it's been a few years since I read Perkins' book) he was a little vague on the topic of his "Road to Damascus" moment.  It seemed plausible to me that his conscience finally achieved critical mass.  Or maybe he was just burned out.  And there are a lot of people who tell astonishing, damning truths and survive, because it almost serves the purposes of great villains to have someone who can be marginalized decrying them, if only to serve as "the exception that proves the rule."

Great description of "Democracy Now," by the way.  I sometimes wonder how controlled the docile "radicals" are.  And a lot of times, such people's revelations make me think of fish trying to theorize about water.  They seem to be outraged that our system is unkind and corrupted, so they demand remedial approaches to improving our system.  Like trying to make your cat a vegetarian, it ain't gonna happen due to the inherent nature of the thing.  Apparently their perceptions only go so far.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 02:57 | 5358327 Sirius Wonderblast
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OT (sorry) but the inter-bank settlements system in the UK was out all yesterday. Coincidence? More disaster recovery simulation? sabotage? Hmm.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 10:17 | 5358979 Billy Sol Estes
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Who was that lady in Iran the CIA killed off in the mid 2000's, can't remember her name for the life of me.

 

Edit:

Benazir Bhutto, the Pakistan prime minister who said Osama Bin Zombie was dead in 2001 and not hiding in Iraqi oil formations.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:43 | 5357194 Dakota Kid
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Nothing to see here, move along.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:43 | 5357196 bunzbunzbunz
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Good thing everyone here is smart enough to know that Russia would never ever stage a false-flag event. Because this was obviously a western attack. By the fed or some Jewish CIA folks. Riiiiiiiight????

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:50 | 5357232 bunzbunzbunz
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Yes! 3 non-response downvotes so far. Keep them coming. That's how I know I said something that wasn't pandering horse shit that everyone wants to hear.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:51 | 5357243 McMolotov
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Generally speaking, false flags are directed at civilians, not at potential political allies. How's that?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:55 | 5357268 Bananamerican
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Also, it's not as if the peasantry is going to rise up in indignant anger at some obscure French oligarchs "offing" at the hands of the KGB....OR IS IT!???

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:59 | 5357279 bunzbunzbunz
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Generally speaking? Do you have stats to back that up? Ukranians driving "Russian" tanks into Ukraine wasn't directed at civilians. The downing of one's own military assets is not directed at civilians.

Wouldn't the most believable false flags be directed at one's self or one's allies?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:00 | 5357522 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Would you just get with the program and hate jews like everyone else. /sarc

You've got to admit, the whole chosen ones thing is fucking annoying and you can't deny it's not central to jewish belief. If you want to make a rod for you own back in this world, just tell everyone that you are better than them. 

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:54 | 5357882 COSMOS
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Stop being anti-ceramic everyone can choose the dinnerware they put on their head

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:57 | 5357273 Anusocracy
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Russia does a false-flag killing for the benefit of the US?

Boy, are you ever stupid.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:02 | 5357292 bunzbunzbunz
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....................You do know the point of a flase flag attack is political leverage right? Not immediate gains....so yes....Russia would kill for the benefit of the US if it helped with the politics of further actions.

Please don't throw around the stupid word so willy-nilly. It makes you look bad.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:17 | 5357362 BeanusCountus
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You're right of course that improbable connections today can't be called stupid. But I must say this is a tough one for me because that guy is a pretty small player in a game that is already moving their way. Can't believe the US would put any sort of "premium" on the guy's demise.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:24 | 5357396 bunzbunzbunz
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"Can't believe the US would put any sort of "premium" on the guy's demise."

 

Does that mean you think they (the US) WOULD kill him or they wouldn't bother?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:48 | 5357703 conscious being
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BunzBunz, you are racking up some serious numbers here. I'm concerned my screen is going to run out of red because you are using it all up with your very unpopular opinions.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:56 | 5357742 bunzbunzbunz
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That's the hope. Popular opinions is exactly what this site was supposed to be against. Something about sheep of another color?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:24 | 5357809 pods
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I think you are lending yourself a bit too much gravitas.

Maybe people are junking you simply because you are an annoying idiot?

Just a thought.  

Carry on Superman.

pods

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:34 | 5357830 bunzbunzbunz
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Maybe. Though I don't know why people would bother if I was truly just annoying idiot. I have found in life, people seldom get angry at those they simply find to be an annoyance. More they get angry at those that interrupt their way of thinking.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:54 | 5357881 pods
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Well judging by the junks versus counter arguments I think the annoyance factor seems to be running pretty high.  People tend not to argue with statements which they find frivolous.

pods

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:48 | 5358046 bunzbunzbunz
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Yet, here you respond again. Personally, I think I made several auto-junkers by posting referals for a bitcoin site - dangerous in the pro-gold fever4ever community. I know.

Also...There are occasional people who will debate with me here. But mostly it is just panderous bullshit. Much like yahoo or cnn, but with a different bias. It's all good. Humans are humans. 

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 00:41 | 5358159 Slowdrip
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Pods, have enjoyed your takes. Been watchn from the cheap seats since summer of '09.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:23 | 5357805 quasimodo
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He/she is one of the few dumb fucks that replies to his own replies. 

What a putz

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:38 | 5357842 bunzbunzbunz
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And you have nothing of value to say. Ever. You simply comment about how people that disagree must be trolls. Hell I even googled 'quasimodo zerohedge'. The comments that show up are of the same diminuitive substance.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:40 | 5357847 bunzbunzbunz
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Gorsh that's weird....Your account is roughly the same age as two other accounts talking shit to me earlier. Huh..

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:55 | 5357884 pods
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Dude get off the persecution complex.  There aren't multiple accounts trying to derail your rock solid arguments.

You ain't that important.

And, in full honesty, I'm not either.

pods

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:56 | 5357886 COSMOS
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Send in the Mossad to investigate this matter right now lol

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 09:59 | 5359009 BeanusCountus
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Only thought is that Russia would probably not earn much from US by offering to get rid of this guy, and even if they offered, US would probably not want to get involved in something that could get messy with such a relatively low value target. Just sayin thats what it seems like on the surface to me. Then again, I have no real idea of what might be going on.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:30 | 5357414 Anusocracy
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Tens of trillions of dollars are at stake.

They would kill Jesus for that.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:36 | 5357435 bunzbunzbunz
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They? You mean any of a number or nations or organizations? 

Oh sorry. You must have identified the single most cunning, diabolical, connected organization in the world. So you know EXACTLY what is going on.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:52 | 5357487 Anusocracy
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Don't be so stupid.

This type of behavior has been part of the primate alpha's toolkit for millions of years. Man is definitely no exception and undoubtedly the worst.

Cripple or kill one to send a message to all the others: you're next.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:16 | 5357585 phaedrus1952
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... send a message that you're next.

That is exactly what us senator Barbara Boxer was supposed to have said to an acquaintance regarding the assassination of  senator Paul Wellstone.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:30 | 5357643 bunzbunzbunz
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That point, alpha, I agree with...But you tried to claim an identified "they". That I do not agree with.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:38 | 5357839 Anusocracy
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"They" who must be obeyed.

Who is the apex predator?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 22:46 | 5357860 bunzbunzbunz
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The Vatican. Evangelists. Jews. Shia. Skull and Crossbones. Aryans. Buddhists. Athiests. Nihilists. Your guess is as good as mine. Oh wait....maybe its not a group. Maybe it's just people, struggling for power. Causing death and destruction. Some associated with groups. Some associated only with those who instigated it.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:16 | 5357940 Anusocracy
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There is one ring to rule all the others.

Do you think alpha-males are born or made?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:53 | 5357494 Implied Violins
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Um, they actually killed him for trillions *less* than that.

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