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JAKARTA—U.S. Secretary of State Fred Farcestone will urge Asian leaders Monday to help prevent the Islamic State from recruiting and committing terrorvision in Southeast Asia and to help keep the Ebola virus from spreading to the region from the U.S., officials said.

 

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Tue, 10/21/2014 - 01:08 | 5358202 WTFRLY
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US Citizen, Press TV reporter dead in car crash near Syria 2 days after Turkey calls her a spy http://wtfrly.com/2014/10/20/us-citizen-press-tv-reporter-dead-in-car-cr...

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:31 | 5358003 q99x2
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Farcestone is an Afghanistan drug smuggler that works for Prince Bandar.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:22 | 5357974 fibonacci's claus
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 i want to see moar george soros morphings.  maybe have obama as darth

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:25 | 5357626 robnume
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Well, whatever his name is, I'm sure he's a giant FIDOUCHEBAG!

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 21:24 | 5357619 robnume
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Farcestone! Is that for real? I'm fairly gullible, you know...

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:17 | 5357356 BouncyTheWonderbunni
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Yeah, I shoulda took the fucking blue pill.

 

Who the fuck takes a fucking 9mm to film himself in Nam? mofo had plans along time ago I mean like when he was

 

a kid the guys a sociopath.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 19:41 | 5357183 williambanzai7
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Nice

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 23:23 | 5357978 Otto Zitte
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These are troubled times. o.0

http://dilbert.com/2014-10-20/

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 18:34 | 5356887 datapanik
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Skull 'n' Bones douchebag!

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 16:52 | 5356556 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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just found my halloween mask, thanks WB7!!

yabba- dabba -dabba a-ketchup

 

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 16:28 | 5356453 limacon
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Some are born ethical , others have ethics thrust upon them 

I guess this falls in-between

See

https://www.academia.edu/8871698/Ebola_and_Money

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 01:35 | 5358241 the grateful un...
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some people change when they see the light, others when they feel the heat

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 15:20 | 5356148 SILVERGEDDON
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Wasn't this guy the bent over " Squeal like a pig, boy ! " fellah in the movie Deliverance ?

I guess he'es gonna get even by sticking it to the whole country....................... 

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 14:34 | 5355946 slaughterer
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I do not even know who the fuck he is.  

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 13:36 | 5355664 trulz4lulz
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There is nothing quite like having a cuntry like 'Merica whose foreign policy is ran like that of Imaginationland during kindergarten play time.

In all seriousness though, a Farcist gubmint is pretty fucking scary.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 15:35 | 5356204 wisefool
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Well said, but they do take some things very seriously. You don't need any creativity or escapism to process the fact that in the USA we have nonviolent pot smokers sharing prison cells with non-violent people who can not figure out the tax code.

Gotta pay for old horseface to stay in the swankiest hotels in S.E. Asia somehow. Taxes are important, the fact that the hotel Kerry's entourage stays at is infact run by an admitted war criminal is not important.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 13:05 | 5355499 the grateful un...
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he is probably going to take a run in the primaries. think hillary as wilma. which one had the bone in her hair? christie as barney. who will be the mayor of bedrock. mitt as mr slate. yaba daba yes wecanna

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 12:31 | 5355355 Son of Captain Nemo
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JAKARTA—U.S. Secretary of State Fred Farcestone will urge Asian leaders Monday to help prevent the Islamic State from recruiting and committing terrorvision in Southeast Asia and to help keep the Ebola virus from spreading to the region from the U.S., officials said.

What a magnanimous gesture come from the "lead prick" that made it all possible.  Shall we read between the lines to interpret the hidden meaning of this news bulletin to include buy more USD and stop doing business with Russia and China in Yuan and Rubles?...

P.S.

The "horse faced fuck" looks better with the extra weight and the double chin... Wish to God he had an eating disorder and choked to death on a Dorito like that "other guy" should have several years back!

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 13:37 | 5355669 trulz4lulz
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Im confused, I thought the "other guy" almost died choking on a dick?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 12:51 | 5355435 Nadine of Tyrol
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I sure wish people around here would stop insulting our equine friends by comparing that botoxed, traitorous retard with them!  

And why would a 70 year old man have such alterations done to his face? Does he think it is going to attract the interns trolling around Washington?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 12:22 | 5355302 Cruel Aid
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Thought it was the new CZAR at first, its beautiful, LOL!

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 20:56 | 5357507 old naughty
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not czar's job description (what is)?

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 12:15 | 5355253 dontgoforit
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Looks like Gator's coach Muschamp.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 12:39 | 5355374 DaddyO
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Looks like Gator's soon to be ex-coach Muschamp.

There fixed it for ya...

DaddyO

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 12:02 | 5355209 himaroid
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His best friend is Rubble.

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 11:10 | 5355071 nuclearsquid
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That is some smoking hot photoshop work!

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 03:58 | 5358352 BeetleBailey
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Lenscrafters.....in about an hour....fix you right up

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