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NYSE Gives Up Trying To Fix Itself

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The NYSE has given up on re-opening the following 150 symbols in cash equities trading today... (including AAPL, XIV, and TVIX)

 

 

and here are the affected symbols...

 

That's great news...

 

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Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:25 | 5359643 williambanzai7
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Liquidity Farce

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:41 | 5359727 Duffminster
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I hope Zero Hedge will followup on this story:

 

This may have an impact on fracking law suites:
"Scientists Just Discovered How To Determine If Water Contamination Comes From Fracking"
http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2014/10/21/3581800/duke-fracking-waste-...

"...In peer-reviewed research  published in the journal nvironmental Science & Technology on Monday, the researchers say their new forensic tool can distinguish fracking wastewater pollution from other contamination that results from other industrial processes — such as conventional oil and gas drilling.
 Fracking is a controversial oil and gas well stimulation technique that uses a great deal of water, mixed with chemicals, to extract oil and gas from miles deep underground. Once the rock is fractured by the high pressure fluid, fossil fuels follow the fracking fluid to the surface.
The disposal of this often-radioactive water mixture, known as “fracking  fluid,” is widely considered  to be one of the biggest environmental threats that fracking poses, along with the emissions of greenhouse gases like methane and carbon dioxid

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:50 | 5359762 CrazyCooter
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Where is my George Carlin environmentalist skit ... oh, here it is!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjmtSkl53h4

Go find an energy blog to cover your subject matter.

Regards,

Cooter

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 13:19 | 5359888 Deathrips
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Sheeps conversation with broker the day after markets freeze..permanently

 

S

It says my retirement is UP, why cant I withdraw it?

B

Theres no bid.

S

What does that mean?

B

I means that you are up!!

S

When can i access my money?

B

Ill be on vacation starting tomorrow, please contact my secretary for assistance the day after tomorrow.

 

I feel like Ms Chloe..the psychic.

 

RIPS

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 14:09 | 5360087 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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All your doomsday crap and the markets are bullish!! WTF  I sold my GILD at $95 and its at $105.  You basturds! I knew i should have followed my instincts.  Zero H is right 1% of the time. Blahhhh blahhhhhhhhhhhh

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 14:17 | 5360125 Deathrips
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Are you blaming somone else for your actions?

If you dont understand what we talk about here...go long...youll get what you deserve.

 

RIPS

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 14:39 | 5360242 SolarSystem1932
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Man! You forgot to check your clipboard!

In my small world ZH is right 98.6% of the time.

 

 

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 15:21 | 5360419 Think Like A Crook
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Where in the hell is the article that told you to sell GILD at $95?

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 14:04 | 5360067 HellFish
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LOL Thinkprogress.org

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:43 | 5359738 WTFRLY
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US Citizen, Press TV reporter dead in car crash near Syria 2 days after Turkey calls her a spy

http://wtfrly.com/2014/10/20/us-citizen-press-tv-reporter-dead-in-car-cr...

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:56 | 5359788 McMolotov
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"Her death comes only 2 days after a video interview where she detailed her fears of being arrested, claiming Turkish intelligence agents had threatened her after her reports suggested ISIS militants were being smuggled back and forth over the Syrian border in the back of NGO aid vehicles."

Can't have the truth getting out. It might make people ask some tough questions of their government.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 14:10 | 5360094 ceilidh_trail
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RIP Serena Shim. Another in the list of silenced reporters trying to report the facts that do not make anyone in that part of the world look very good. Marie Colvin was taken out by outright explosives. I guess they think a cement truck is a little more ambiguous...

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 02:01 | 5362389 CASTBOUND
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my neighbor's half-sister makes $71 hourly on the laptop . She has been fired from work for 9 months but last month her paycheck was $17975 just working on the laptop for a few hours. look at this site... www.job-reports.com

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:03 | 5363738 Mensch
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my neighbor's half-sister

My second cousin's pet imp has been doing very well in the same industry, highly recommended!

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:26 | 5359647 ParkAveFlasher
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Do-over!

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:25 | 5359650 buzzsaw99
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maggots

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:26 | 5359653 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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I love GILD. Great stock cures HepC (Harvoni)

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:26 | 5359654 NoDebt
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Now you know why when this whole grand shit-show finally collapses, it won't matter if you shorted it.  NOBODY will get paid.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:29 | 5359663 Tsar Pointless
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Yep. Been saying for years that one day we'll wake up (or not) and find that everything has been halted. At all-time highs, of course.

This is just a test. Another one in a long line of them.

Hedge accordingly. Long water and cardio.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:44 | 5359733 Alea Iactaest
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The Rules:

 

 

  1. Cardio
  2. The Double Tap
  3. Beware of Bathrooms
  4. Wear Seat Belts
  5. No Attachments
  6. The “Skillet”
  7. Travel Light
  8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
  9. With your Bare Hands
  10. Don’t Swing Low
  11. Use Your Foot
  12. Bounty Paper Towels
  13. Shake it Off
  14. Always carry a change of underwear
  15. Bowling Ball
  16. Opportunity Knocks
  17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
  18. Limber Up
  19. Break it Up
  20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
  21. Avoid Strip Clubs
  22. When in doubt Know your way out
  23. Zipplock
  24. Use your thumbs
  25. Shoot First
  26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
  27. Incoming!
  28. Double-Knot your Shoes
  29. The Buddy System
  30. Pack your stain stick
  31. Check the back seat
  32. Enjoy the little things
  33. Swiss army Knife

 

Source: Zombieland

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:29 | 5359667 seek
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Came to say the same thing. There's only one exit door and they apparently are making it smaller.

The day is coming when there'll be a fire in the theater and the patrons will discover there's one exit, and it's only for chihuahuas.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:55 | 5359790 TruthInSunshine
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Midterm elections approx 2 weeks away.

Obola has barely a 40% approval rating, and ASTONISHINGLY, just a 31% approval rating among whites.

Ain't but a thing.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 14:29 | 5360174 agstacks
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freaking racists..

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:40 | 5359718 Dr. Engali
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Exactly why I've maintained this pig will vaporize in overnight trading while we sleep and there will be no escaping it.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:54 | 5359783 Bluntly Put
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MyRA will save everyone's high prices and stuffed portfolios. You just won't be able to withdraw any value.

It will look good on paper though.

.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 13:13 | 5359874 astoriajoe
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Come now, I'm sure they'll give out vouchers.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 13:44 | 5359999 NotApplicable
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I can only hope they're denominated in 16 oz. cans of dog food.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 14:10 | 5360098 astoriajoe
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Perhaps government cheese will be the new reserve currency.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:29 | 5359666 vote_libertaria...
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So what they are saying is all down tick transactions are blocked..

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:57 | 5359804 SheepDog-One
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If you'd like to buy higher, that's fine everything's working well.....if you'd like to sell, well sorry, we're broken.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:59 | 5359808 SheepDog-One
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!

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:30 | 5359668 101 years and c...
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if there isnt a market, how can it ever break?  at least "they" have given up on the notion to even pretend this whole "market" isnt just a shit show.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:30 | 5359671 ekm1
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Which part of CENTRAL COMMAND AT NSA is not clear enough?

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:32 | 5359673 Conax
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They're heading for the door!  Lock em in there, dammit, it's for the children!

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:32 | 5359676 Bubenthauser
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I traded XIV today, no problems. Sold some. What's the dealio?

 

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:33 | 5359687 nakki
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Didn't some economist asshat just last week say that everything would be driven by fundamentals? Looking at IBM, KO, MCD, and Walmart, not so much. S&P up 115 handles from Wednesdays lows. Who needs individual stocks when you can just rig the index's.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:35 | 5359691 PontifexMaximus
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More it breaks, higher it moves.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 13:11 | 5359867 Pareto
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Beutiful thing.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:41 | 5359722 firstdivision
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While the entire rising market the past few days has been nothing but due to gobal threats of Peter North injections while selling short-term vol

 

https://www.google.com/finance?chdnp=1&chdd=1&chds=1&chdv=1&chvs=Logarithmic&chdeh=0&chfdeh=0&chdet=1413921600000&chddm=1955&chls=IntervalBasedLine&cmpto=NASDAQ:ZIV&cmptdms=0&q=NASDAQ:XIV&&ei=7ItGVIisKI2WqwHNlYGIAw

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:54 | 5359779 SheepDog-One
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Perfect good cop-bad cop Fed scenario....we're both getting end of QE and rising rates along with plenty more QE with rates at 0 4eva.....there's a lie everyone can bet on in this casino.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 12:56 | 5359803 kowalli
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They are even not pretending anymore

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 13:11 | 5359866 astoriajoe
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Robust markets.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 13:24 | 5359921 SheepDog-One
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Yep, markets seem to be functioning fine to the upside....just as long as we can keep them closed during trading hours.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 16:15 | 5360633 astoriajoe
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Its like that chart of gold graphic performance buying on the pm-fx and selling on the am-fix, compared to buying on the am-fix and selling on the pm-fix. FFS.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 13:30 | 5359942 Dre4dwolf
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Imagine all these problems with no real volume, haha . . . imagine if there was even some sell volume. . . shit would clog itself into one cluster fuck of cascading system crashes.

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 13:41 | 5359987 MeelionDollerBogus
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LOL! Before things go wrong I can sell!

What's this? I can't sell? Buh-buh-buh... that's impossibru! Incomprethinkable!

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