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When Is A White House Transcript Not A Transcript?

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From the "most transparent and open administration ever"...

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President Obama's unpaid bills have gone missing, as ABC reports:

What Obama said on a rare trip to Chicago:

“Because Michelle and I and the kids, we left so quickly that there’s still junk on my desk, including some unpaid bills,” he joked. “I think eventually they got paid–but they’re sort of stacked up. And messages, newspapers and all kinds of stuff.”

What The White House transcript said he said:

we left so quickly that there’s still junk on my desk, including some–newspapers and all kinds of stuff.”

According to the White House, the omission was unintentional and the result of problem with the audio recording.

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And we are sure there is no one that is responsible or aware of it. Of course, the propogandists seem to think it would not play well for "folks" to think Obama is late paying his bills...

 

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Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:41 | 5363901 TeamDepends
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We grifted some folks.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:45 | 5363927 InjectTheVenom
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according to the WH , "the omission was unintentional" ...

got it.    

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:46 | 5363942 Pladizow
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Stereotypical?

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:47 | 5363951 knukles
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If the White House says it, it's got to be true.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:57 | 5364014 Syrin
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Just like the lost e-mails at the IRS, lost e-mails from the EPA, the destroyed hard drives at the IRS.

 

 

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:07 | 5364059 Winston Churchill
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The most transparently corrupt adminstration ever.

At least tricky dicky's ghost, and jimmy carter are happy with Obozo.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:18 | 5364110 InjectTheVenom
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seriously though...my fuckin' german shephard could run this country better than the current "leaders" ... 

 

/hugesarc on the use of the word leaders

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:30 | 5364155 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Venom.

Honk if you're a honkey!

The "WORKING" class.

OH!

Who says India is only place with caste system!

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:40 | 5364214 TruthInSunshine
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From Hope & Change to

Honk'N'Shit, Aight

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 15:14 | 5364601 Uncle Sugar
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Right on bruh!

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 16:38 | 5364866 SeattleBruce
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The Obama administration - where we pay your bills (well if you're a supporter or member of a proected underclass, or part of the MIC), but not our own..

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 16:55 | 5364918 83_vf_1100_c
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"bruh"

  You are giving away your age. I grew up in that age. They (better than using the term 'those people') no longer greet each other with a positive as in 'Right On' nor an affirmation of racial unity 'Brother/bruh, bra'. Now it is more like Fuksup Nigga? Different culture.

 

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:43 | 5364229 ebworthen
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"Women and minorities encouraged to apply."

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 15:22 | 5364625 yogibear
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And transgenders.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 08:38 | 5366820 Froman
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The only difference is that your German Shepherd is smart enough to find the tennis ball that you thow for him/her that bounces into the bushes and bring it back....this group of idiots would spend a couple of billion to study the problem, appoint a "finding the tennis ball in the bushes" Czar that also happened to be a Democratic campaign bundler from Southern California, hire one of Chewbacca's Princeton buddies that has an IT firm for about a $1b on the farce of developing a software program to find errant tennis balls.  All the while the HNIC/POTUS would profess no knowledge of any of the aforementioned until he read it in this mornings edition of the Ann Arundel County Weekly Shoppers News.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:33 | 5364172 PrecipiceWatching
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"Tricky Dicky" was an Eagle Scout compared to the corrupt Kenyan RaceMarxist, not to mention the serial criminality of the Clinton Crime Syndicate.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:06 | 5364063 Troll Magnet
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Mr. Credit Downgraded.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 19:06 | 5365429 tc06rtw
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. . . they really DO believe they're "the most transparent and open administration ever"

          — ya gotta BELIEVE !

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 15:13 | 5364593 Grimaldus
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 "If you like your lies, you can keep your lies" 

Obama and the very pinnacle of progressive big government achievement---- seems to be the ability to lie about anything and everything. Look how progressives worship obama and his blatant lies and lawless ways.

Grimaldus

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:47 | 5363947 Took Red Pill
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I wonder if those unpaid bills has anything to do with his credit card being declined

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:51 | 5363977 TeamDepends
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Bet he didn't have any cash on him either.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:52 | 5364266 sodbuster
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Just another black welfare family, living in government housing, sponging off hard-working "folks".

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 14:18 | 5364353 PoliticalRefuge...
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..is he keeping his green fees up to date?

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 14:25 | 5364374 TeamDepends
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It is an Affirmative Action country club. Anyone speaks above their breath and they get a visit from the IRS.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 14:04 | 5364305 KnuckleDragger-X
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"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less."
"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."
"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master - - that's all."
(Through the Looking Glass,

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 15:24 | 5364637 Idaho potato head
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We grifted some folks.
LOL thanks I needed that. +

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:40 | 5363908 laomei
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nigger not paying his bills on time... gee, who saw that coming

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:59 | 5364020 WillyGroper
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Look laomei,

The man is busy making damn sure nothing happens with tax exempt status to the "folks" that get our information.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:09 | 5364069 NoDebt
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How is it the Saudis didn't pick up those bills like they did for his college tuition?

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:01 | 5364026 Pool Shark
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Yep. They'll probably try to shut-off his water too.

 

Better call the UN...

 

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 14:12 | 5364332 TeamDepends
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Classic. Picture Barry out on the lawn digging the White OutHouse crapper. But who are we kidding? He would hire some undocumented DREAMers for $5/hr (hey it's the new minimum wage, forward amigo!) and a Michelle O lunch.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:03 | 5364039 darteaus
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Enjoy your IRS audit!

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:35 | 5364173 froze25
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Hey there isn't a drop of slave blood in that man, he is Kenyan.  Unless of coarse he is the son of Frank Marshal Davis, the comunist pornographer that took Nudy pics of his mother right about the same time he was concieved.  Although he maybe acting niggardly.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 19:20 | 5365480 laomei
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don't have to have slave blood to be a nigger.  

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:40 | 5363910 DaddyO
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All your bills...are belong to US.

DaddyO

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:46 | 5363941 saints51
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children too

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:44 | 5363926 pods
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If that was kept on the record, people woud piece things together that these people do not suffer what us small folk do. Like bills (O), taxes (Geitner), laws (all of them).

Clownshow.

pods

 

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:53 | 5363991 saints51
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I wish they would too. I really wish they would see the sun rise for once in their life.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:02 | 5364029 TeamDepends
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Maybe all is not lost. Big poll (ha) out on yahoo or somesuch saying that women are abandoning the Dims in droves.*
*Not an endorsement of the Republicans (spoken really fast)

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:05 | 5364050 saints51
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Maybe so but then expect Hitlary too get the votes back because she will. You think women will miss out on seeing the first woman president in their lifetime. On that principal alone they will give their souls to her. The blacks did it so expect the women to do the same thing.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:14 | 5364096 crazybob369
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And there's more of them bitches than there are black folk.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:35 | 5364180 froze25
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Why do you think they work so hard to take the guns away.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:43 | 5363928 Colonel Klink
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Obama's been stiffing people his whole life, in all meanings of the phrase.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:59 | 5364018 Syrin
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Anyone notice the language?  Does this administration collectively have a reading/writing level of a 3rd grader?   "We left some junk and stuff".   F'ing American people elected grade schoolers to office.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 15:30 | 5364654 Colonel Klink
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Just using a common phrase for Obama.  He just likes swallowing Reggie's junk and stuff.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 20:30 | 5365736 MontgomeryScott
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Absolutely RIGHT!

They SHOULD have said '...junk, and SHIT'.

Of course, an invoice from Doc Johnson for the 55-gallon (industrial size) drum of Anal Lube (tm) for use on the American people hardly qualifies as a 'bill'.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:07 | 5364065 Dr. Engali
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I think you meant to say that Obama has been getting stiffed by the likes of his "wife"and Reggie Love his whole life.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:44 | 5363931 williambanzai7
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Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:49 | 5363957 DaddyO
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The truth and impact of your satire would be lost on the average liberal/progressive FSA mind, WB7...

I sometimes have trouble grasping the full impact of the message and I'm slowly coming out of my catatonic sheeple state.

That's what happens when you let the bankers put your hind legs in their boots.

DaddyO

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 16:59 | 5364936 McCormick No. 9
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Obama IS transparent! I can see right through him!

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:46 | 5363937 Son of Captain Nemo
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And why shouldn't he be late?...

I think their is a thread of justice in his criminal behavior for all the stupid fucks in this Country that got him elected twice and kept him in office just like Bush!... Don't you?!!!

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:47 | 5363950 Temporalist
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"You didn't charge that!  Someone else charged that!"

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:49 | 5363959 1000yrdstare
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I heard he has a 520 credit score...

Subprime BIATCH!

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:14 | 5364095 Bastiat
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Probably higher than his math SAT scor.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:50 | 5363972 The Phallic Crusader
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always remember - the man is a puppet, having been groomed by the Deep State for decades.

 

The man wrote two autobiographies for chrissakes.  Narcissists are so charismatic, eh?

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:50 | 5363975 Budd aka Sidewinder
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That stupid fuck wouldn't know how to run a household on a budget any more than he knows how to run a country

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:51 | 5363978 himaroid
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Mofo's overdue alright.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:51 | 5363979 1000yrdstare
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He expects us to believe he does not have a "toady" to take care of his bills? where the fuck is Reggie?

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:18 | 5364114 1000yrdstare
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Looks like Jay Carney is on ZH downvotin.....FUCK YOU JAY CARNEY!!!

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 14:04 | 5364302 griffey247
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Jay is just jealous... He only got to mouth Obamas balls, he didnt get to handle the stick like Reggie. 

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 14:24 | 5364370 PoliticalRefuge...
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Bills not paid, rooms a mess, wild parties in the Lincoln bedroom- this is what happens when mom is gone for a while to get an operation.

Jarrett's back in the saddle now so this will get cleaned up.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:52 | 5363981 economessed
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Lead by example, Obomba - because why should anyone pay any bills when the Federal Reserve can just print and stuff as much "money" as they care to into the banks.  How hard could it be to have those banks shovel some of that "money" into customer accounts?  Why go through all the work of generating invoices and then paying the bill?  Is this some kind of back door way of keeping the Postal Service afloat?

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:52 | 5363983 Seasmoke
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Obama is gonna pay my bills. Pay my mortgage. Pay my gas. Whatever happened to that girl ???

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:11 | 5364087 Ms. Erable
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Most likely foreclosed, stranded, and BK.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:40 | 5364205 froze25
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I think that Alex Jones got her on not too long ago.  She has done a 180 and now is basically a Libertarian so we will never hear from her again.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 15:24 | 5364632 lakecity55
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Darkies learn the Truth.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 15:19 | 5364615 lakecity55
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She is in a homeless shelter with  her 32 kids, no car, no gas.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:53 | 5363987 whoopsing
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 " We are not a deadbeat nation "....BO

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:55 | 5364003 Bell's 2 hearted
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chicago?

 

isn't there where even dead people manage to vote, er pay their bills?

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:56 | 5364007 Latitude25
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Tax revenue is relatively unimportant when trillions have and will be created out of thin air.  I want my share of free FED money.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:23 | 5364126 kchrisc
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" I want my share of free FED money."

Eligibility question 1: Can you "return?"

An American, not US subject.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 12:59 | 5364022 Budd aka Sidewinder
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Early in the comment chain, some Obamabot just came through and down arrowed all the anti-Obama posts.  That's all he's got left for support is brain dead humans sitting at computers in the WH basement and computer programs

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:06 | 5364056 suteibu
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It's raining in DC.  Obama can't play golf.  He has to have SOMETHING to do.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:12 | 5364083 Jethro
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Maybe he's just waiting around for Reggie to get back with the ball gag and the gimp suit.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 15:17 | 5364607 lakecity55
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"Obamabot, would you get Obola for me?"
"Sure, boss!"

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:21 | 5364124 kchrisc
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"CIA dropped the ball and failed to pay some of the bills on the 'safe-house'."

An American, not US subject.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:22 | 5364127 Westcoastliberal
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Ask me if I give a shit?

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:25 | 5364135 insanelysane
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We will really need to start worrying when they start changing the video from these events.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:25 | 5364136 Atomizer
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Zazzle has some classics. One of my favorites. 

http://www.zazzle.com/no_entitlements_anti_obama_bumper_sticker-12829475...


Wed, 10/22/2014 - 14:03 | 5364293 BingoBoggins
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If I didn't live in the 'hood I'd install one immediately.

Definition: 'hood - the majority St. Paul/ Minneapolis voter demographic.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 23:18 | 5366222 StychoKiller
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Meh, in other wordz, inhabited by Decepticrats!

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:32 | 5364170 Atomizer
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Obama is going to have to return too old habits, bathhouse towel boy. He can practice wrapping used towels as a turban on his head. 

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 15:14 | 5364599 lakecity55
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"Hey, my name is Barry! Can I suck your dick?"
"Need a fresh towel?"

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:45 | 5364238 Mac Avelli
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He is so non-chalantly blatant and in our face, he must have the voting machines rigged. Even if just 1 in 10 republican votes ticks to Dem, he holds the senate and says "see, my policies won at the ballot box"

 

And I'm too poor and oppressed to do anything about it.

Another 6 months, and I'll be like the Greek family living out of their car.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 13:57 | 5364279 ncdirtdigger
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Shucks, Barry just found out about this, just like you 'folks' did, by watching the news.
What does it matter now?

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 14:08 | 5364322 willy wonker
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great sense of humour coming from us gov cant imagine feinstein laughing, well apart from watching a clip of a chinese policeman just cut in half by a lorry and was still alive or something similar, or john mccain laughing with an almost sexual level of excitement, while grabbing as much cash from the tree (the one you all feed and water) as he can, boasting about how many us serviceman he killed as a pilot, but i digress.

how about 'consume my stool with relish'

or 'wave if youi realise we stole your life'

or a little chant

'shit people, shit country, shit way of life' sounds better in pigeon german -

Scheiße Leute, scheiße Land, scheiße Lebens

 

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 14:16 | 5364349 EBT excepted
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yes, d'bills was paid on d'1st, now 'bama jus' need to ude hees pen 'n 'bama-phone to pay 'em agin on d'fifteenf...

 

d'bama peepsez...

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 14:25 | 5364378 HandyCrapper
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Why is this news? 

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 14:25 | 5364382 roadhazard
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Paying your bills is for the little people ~ Donald Trump

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 14:27 | 5364392 dexter_morgan
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Isn't money and 'credit' rather irrelevant for kings and dictators?

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 14:30 | 5364415 therearetoomany...
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He didn't even know he said it until the networks reported it.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 14:40 | 5364450 Dragon HAwk
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Mr President... Bill Collector on Line 2....

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 15:15 | 5364571 Emergency Ward
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"Let me be clear.  The check's in the mail.  I can't help it if my predecessor underfunded the USPS."

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 15:12 | 5364589 lakecity55
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Nigobama.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 15:23 | 5364634 yogibear
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Another deadbeat from Hyde Park Chicago. And all fresh illegals are welcomed in Illinois. EBT, section 8, welfare and healthcare waiting for ya.

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 15:26 | 5364644 New_Meat
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When O was "studying" at the world's most perfect university's so-called "law" school, he accumulated parking tickets up the whazoo.  They were also mysteriously disappeaed before the first primaries.

- Ned

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 15:48 | 5364706 Dre4dwolf
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The entire reason this is being said is, its an Illuminati subliminal msg plant.

The unpaid bills from Obama are supposed to foreshadow an upcoming default by his administration on an obligation.

 

Clearly...

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/292/e/0/illuminati_cards___cdc_2_...

http://www.cuttingedge.org/epidemic.jpg

http://www.itsaboutthattime.net/weathercontrl.jpg

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/182/4/a/illuminati_cards___market...

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/2f/06/c2/2f06c2a83ee88a58159d9728...

http://www.firetown.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/nsa.png.jpg

http://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/gh529625ca.jpg

http://www.thedoggstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ama.png.jpg

http://s.ecrater.com/stores/58244/4c2bb72551598_58244n.jpg

http://www.firetown.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/canada.png.jpg

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/150/d/c/illuminati_cards___censor...

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http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/150/8/3/illuminati_cards___comput...

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http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/153/e/3/illuminati_cards___federa...

http://s.ecrater.com/stores/58244/4c2ca048859dd_58244n.jpg

http://redlipstickandcaviar.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/foreign-aid.png

http://www.exohuman.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/guncontrolc...

http://s.ecrater.com/stores/58244/4c2ca7c0a7e2b_58244n.jpg

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/153/8/5/illuminati_cards___hillar...

http://www.firetown.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/irs.png.jpg

http://s.ecrater.com/stores/58244/4c2cae3ec05dd_58244n.jpg

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/261/3/e/illuminati_cards___nobel_...

http://s.ecrater.com/stores/58244/4c2cfdcf5aa3b_58244n.jpg

http://inthenameofyeshua.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/school-prayer.png

http://s.ecrater.com/stores/58244/4c2d0e75462bc_58244n.jpg

http://www.911truth.ch/illuminati_card/voodoo_economics.jpg

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 23:46 | 5366286 StychoKiller
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Just WHO's running the Illuminati, Dr. Evil?

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 16:35 | 5364855 s2man
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Sounds like the congress critters; If they say, "I reserve the right to edit and amend my comments" they can change the official transcripts to say whatever they wish. 

Then say to their constituents, "See, I made a big speech about that issue.  Its in the transcripts".

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