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Sat, 10/25/2014 - 09:36 | 5375955 Thom_333
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Stop it Lumberjack - I am splitting my sides. Don Caló Gambino - a regulatory enforcement lawyer for Deutsche Bank- apparently suicided! Ha ha.

Soon you gonna tell me that Michele Sindona was crooked and that it wasn´t the coffee that killed him in Ucciardone prison. Whadadyaknow...

Even I in my darkest moments couldn´t come up with a newsline like that. And I am neither rayciss nor prejudiced. I really like Italians (and Sicilians) and everything Italian - but this is better than the suicides with nailguns and homicides with shitgums.

My family think I have have a conspiratorial side to my thinking and a dark sense of humor...but that´s maybe because they don´t read newspapers. They just watch Dr Phil and gameshows and the Kardashians and crap like that.

Sometimes it gets to be a bit lonely.

Sat, 10/25/2014 - 06:50 | 5375811 Lumberjack
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Another one...

Deutsche Bank lawyer found dead in apparent NY suicide: WSJ

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/10/25/us-deutsche-bank-suicide-idUSK...

 

(Reuters) - Calogero Gambino, a senior Deutsche Bank (DBKGn.DE) regulatory lawyer, has been found dead in New York in what appears to have been a suicide, the Wall Street Journal reported on Saturday, citing New York City officials and other sources.

The 41-year-old man was found early on Oct. 20 hanging by the neck from a stairway banister, the newspaper said.

Gambino, an associate general counsel and a managing director who worked for the German bank for 11 years, was found by his wife and pronounced dead by medical practitioners at the scene, according to the paper.

He had been closely involved in negotiating legal issues for Deutsche Bank such as a probe by regulators of banks over allegations they manipulated the Libor benchmark interest rate as well as currency markets, the newspaper said.

 

He was also an associate at a private law firm and a regulatory enforcement lawyer between 1997 and 1999, the Wall Street Journal said, citing Gambino's LinkedIn profile and conference biographies.

Sat, 10/25/2014 - 00:38 | 5375478 fireant
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"Don't be afraid of a germ"
So says our president worm
"I'm hitting the links,
Cuz being president stinks"
"Don't bug me till after my term"

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 21:11 | 5374946 himaroid
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WB7, Check out the original Gadsden Flag hanging from the highest tiers of the "Great Hall" at Biltmore Estate.

Asheville, NC.

That  perfect example of the evoulutionary squishiness of third generation American Stone.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 20:47 | 5374871 williambanzai7
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Where is Ron Klain?

Finishing up his crash Dale Carnegie Course

Sat, 10/25/2014 - 08:51 | 5375919 lakecity55
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Klein. His name was Klein.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 22:18 | 5375142 Equality 7-25-1
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How to win friends and kill people:

Step 1: Take Dale Carnegie's course.

Step 2: Imagine those people are giant cockroaches from outer space.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 20:50 | 5374881 HerrDoktor
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You are one funny guy, WB7. 

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 20:20 | 5374791 nah
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ebola is life

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stay inside lock your doors

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 19:40 | 5374661 the grateful un...
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is ObamEbolaCola banned in NY?

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 23:20 | 5375305 dhengineer
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Only the 32-oz Big-Obola-Gulp is banned, but the smaller sizes are now available virtually everywhere certain doctors have travelled in the city...

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 19:15 | 5374578 fibonacci's claus
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looks like we are going to have an ebola-bama christmas.  ebola claus will be stuffing all the saint nick stockings with isis camping hatchets.  shop at your own risk!  "ebola puke clean up in aisle 9"

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 19:12 | 5374569 ZeroRights
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Brilliant work Sir Willy!! George Orwell would be proud! Being able to discuss the inadequacies of government is what makes this the greatest country ever conceived! Our forefathers were brilliant and you have their genes!

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 21:09 | 5374949 MontgomeryScott
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1787 was a long time ago.

You DO realize that WB isn't from the CONUS, don't you?

 

Sat, 10/25/2014 - 00:50 | 5375500 One of We
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Rebels without borders bitch!

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 22:16 | 5375143 williambanzai7
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Who told you that?

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 22:58 | 5375217 palmereldritch
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Fri, 10/24/2014 - 17:54 | 5374314 Manipuflation
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They are all good but Big Ern McCracken has me laughing.  "Finally, Big Ern is above the law!".  We are all Munsoned.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 16:47 | 5374077 cougar_w
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NICE WORK WB7 ... EXCEPT IT IS ALL A HOAX AND IT"S STAGED TOO BY NWO LIARZ FROM [NWO] AND THE .GOV ZIONISTS FROM [[NWO]] WHO ARE NOT TEELING THE TRUTH EXCEPT THAT IT"S A HOAX. TO TAKE OUR GUNZZZZZ!!1!!!

REED THE TRUTH

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 15:32 | 5373732 limacon
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EbolaPhone 7 calls

straight from heaven 

Obamacare

has a share

 

But

 

https://www.academia.edu/8942403/The_Hysterical_Focus_is_your_friend_

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 14:07 | 5373220 Save_America1st
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those are all great...instant classics as always.

I bet someone could make some real good $$$ selling those T-shirts.  Or the gov-thugs would shut them down for creating a bio-panic.  lol

 

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 12:32 | 5372701 williambanzai7
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Fri, 10/24/2014 - 21:14 | 5374960 SuitablyIronicM...
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Where can I buy the T-shirt? I MUST HAVE ONE!

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 22:12 | 5375130 williambanzai7
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Working on it.

It won't be zazzle

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 13:05 | 5372871 Ariadne
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I Gave Obama 31 electoral college votes 2x and All I Got Was This Lousy Psyop

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 11:47 | 5372507 disabledvet
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Long Romulan type 3 disrupters.  "No leftovers!"

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 11:21 | 5372415 Fix It Again Timmy
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Many gems here - an appropriate black sense of humor.  What's with these piecemeal Haz Mat suits?  You need an electron microscope to see an ebola virus.  I would only settle for a completely contained suit with external air supply and for decontamination - a long shower [with the suit on] with strongly chlorinated water - then at least 15 minutes under a strong UV light, you know, kinda like an Ebola Spa...then taking a shower without the suit and changing to street clothes, again under strong UV light...

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 11:09 | 5372332 ptoemmes
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Can you get Ebola from the Internet?  Might have to surf in a HazMat suit.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 10:23 | 5372066 dot_bust
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This is some really funny shit, William. Er, ah, please excuse the pun. :)

Your latest -- and I feel greatest -- photo composites really show the staged nature of Obola.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 09:48 | 5371903 Hulk
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This i one of your best Bamzai, LMAO !!!

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 09:16 | 5371737 Miss Expectations
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Let's take the F train to Brooklyn.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 09:13 | 5371721 himaroid
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I'm crawling, I don't know where to or from
The center of things from where everything stems, is not where I belong
I have the city sickness growing inside me
So this is where I ran for freedom where I may not be free

Tindersticks - City Sickness 

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 09:11 | 5371716 Miss Expectations
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Tell me they're not f#@&ing with us.  Bowling!!!!  (Who goes from Harlem to Brooklyn to go bowling?)

E bowl a 

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 21:16 | 5374962 MontgomeryScott
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No, SERIOUSLY!

Who would want to be in EITHER Harlem OR Brooklyn?

Just remember this incident, and if you're too cheap to buy your own bowling ball, you best wear a hazmat suit at the lanes.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 10:19 | 5372051 pitterrier
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Hipster pussies do.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 16:55 | 5374107 disabledvet
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Hmmm.  Imagine if this was part of a plan!

Who would do such a thing!

Bohoohoo.  "The President is all hugs and kisses."  Hugs and kisses! The thirty million dead was an ACCIDENT!...

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 09:04 | 5371694 ParaZite
Fri, 10/24/2014 - 08:16 | 5371559 overmedicatedun...
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will, hope all is well in HK, kowloon is the better side me thinks. thanks again.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 12:36 | 5372505 dontgoforit
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Fri, 10/24/2014 - 11:44 | 5372500 dontgoforit
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Ditto.  Love that Holiday Inn Golden Mile.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 23:15 | 5375290 williambanzai7
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TST is very different now

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 08:13 | 5371554 Bumbu Sauce
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I'm totally ready to abandon my civil rights to this expert so that he can solve this problem.

 

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Fri, 10/24/2014 - 06:34 | 5371387 nmewn
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Do Not Panic!!!

de Blasio and the Ebola Czar have this under control ;-)

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 04:24 | 5371310 williambanzai7
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Sat, 10/25/2014 - 00:53 | 5375507 One of We
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I have my $19.99 ready for that one.  XL please....oh, and one in black with white letters too....

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 10:51 | 5372224 kaiserhoff
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Now those will sell.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 01:22 | 5371118 Equality 7-25-1
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There's something about Ronnie...

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:36 | 5371031 williambanzai7
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