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MeeT ZeRo THe WHiTeHouSe GuaRD DoG...

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/23/2014 08:41 -0400

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Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:17 | 5369789 nmewn

See, if he had a real fucking dog (instead of some "water dog" that looks like a ten year old well used mop) people wouldn't be jumping the WH fence.

I bethca St.Pooty's dog looks like a cross between a wolf and a pit ;-)

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:58 | 5369703 Yen Cross

Nice "Hopey Changey" dog collar.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:07 | 5369133 blindman

sorry to report ...
John Wayne - Big Jake "..every mother's son of ya."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdQbsa5E4ZQ
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the dog steals the show, every time. the dog or
the babies.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:42 | 5369347 slaughterer

Banzai, this is gettin' downright scary.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:31 | 5369265 himaroid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3m4qtI7jaw

Hondo - "Man oughtta do what he thinks is best...."

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 16:15 | 5368838 the grateful un...

has this guy outgolfed george bush?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 16:44 | 5368990 bcking

Just slightly.

Obama so far has played 186 rounds to Bush's 24. So that's only 775% more than Bush. Not bad - for an asshole.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2014/aug/23/who-took-mor...

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:06 | 5369136 RaceToTheBottom

"On Aug. 8, 2014, Knoller tweeted that Obama had taken 19 vacations totaling 125 days so far while in office. Those numbers have risen a bit due to the Martha’s Vineyard vacation, but that’s still many fewer than George W. Bush’s 65 combined trips to his Texas ranch and his parents’ home in Kennebunkport, Maine, which totaled 407 days at the same point in his presidency.

Not included in this data are trips to the Camp David presidential retreat in western Maryland, which Knoller doesn’t count as "vacation." Knoller told Yahoo! News that, through Aug. 12, 2014, Obama had made 33 visits to Camp David for all or part of 84 days, while Bush had been there 108 times for all or part of 341 days."

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 15:54 | 5368733 himaroid

SICK em, Disability Assistance Dog!

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 15:48 | 5368704 NoVa

WB - perfect spin on those "Bath House Eyes"

sick, really sick (my urban friends say sick means good/sweet)

NoVa

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 15:34 | 5368639 sodbuster

Have it neutered, immediately!!!!

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:43 | 5369343 dogfish

I think its a bitch.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:49 | 5369372 sodbuster

Reggie's bitch?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 15:24 | 5368582 HandyCrapper

His eyes look like doll eyes...scary! His tongue is too clean for an ass eater.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 15:20 | 5368559 Otto Zitte

Cagliostro Counts

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 15:00 | 5368441 kaiserhoff

The dog's name is BO..., for Body Odor.

Didn't know there was a breed that fugly.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 14:57 | 5368422 Son of Captain Nemo

Didn't know the President was "caddying" for George Soros'?...

ZBig really needs to work with him on the finer points of teaching him that on the 18th hole he really needs to refrain from retrieving the "Entitleist" off the tee before George has had a chance to follow thru on the "last shot"!

But ZBig has every confidence that he will have the Commander-in-Chief trained enough to understand the rules of the game by the end of 2015!!!

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 14:50 | 5368394 RaceToTheBottom

I think that it is a low blow to demean the most noble and brightest of the dogs, the German Shepherd.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 15:20 | 5368565 Pool Shark