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Smart People Listen To Radiohead, Dumb People Listen To Beyoncé, Study Finds

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Now you can substantiate to today’s generation why that '60s and '70s era’s music was objectively "better," as JPMorgan's CIO Michael Cembalest has previously noted, and furthermore, researchers also found that popular music has gotten a lot louder (as SAT scores have plunged.. hhmm?) However, as Consequence of Sound notes, a software application writer by the name of Virgil Griffith has charted musical tastes based on the average SAT scores of various college institutions... and the results are.. interesting. Bob Dylan, The Shins, Radiohead, and Counting Crows are the favorite bands of smart people. Meanwhile, Lil Wayne, Beyoncé, The Used, and gospel music comes in at the lower end of the spectrum — or, as Griffith puts it, is music for dumb people.

Via Consequence of Sound blog,

 

Among other interesting revelations from the Griffith’s chart: Smart people prefer John Mayer over Pink Floyd; rock titans like Tool, System of a Down, and Pearl Jam fall right in the middle — so, music for average people?; and people still listen to Switchfoot.

 

 

 

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Of course, correlation is not causation but...

 

As JPMorgan's Michael Cembalest has previously noted, there has been a “progressive homogenization of the musical discourse”, a process which has resulted in music becoming blander and louder.

Bring those classic rock and R&B playlists back

 

Now you can substantiate to today’s generation why that era’s music was objectively “better”.

 

The Million Song Dataset is a database of western popular music produced from 1955 to 2010. As described in Scientific Reports (affiliated with the publication Scientific American), researchers developed algorithms to see what has changed over time, focusing on three variables: timbre, pitch and loudness. Timbre is a proxy for texture and tone quality, terms which reflect the variety and richness of a given sound. Higher levels of timbre most often result from diverse instrumentation (more than one instrument playing the same note). Pitch refers to the tonal structure of a song: how the chords progress, and the diversity of transitions between chords. Since the 1960’s, timbral variety has been steadily declining, and chord transitions have become narrower and more predictable.

The researchers also found that popular music has gotten a lot louder. The median recorded loudness value of songs by year is shown in the second chart. One illustrative example: in 2008, Metallica fans complained that the Guitar Hero version of its recent album sounded better than it did on CD. As reported in Rolling Stone, the CD version was re-mastered at too high a decibel level, part of the Loudness Wars affecting popular music.

 

Overall, the researchers concluded that there has been a “progressive homogenization of the musical discourse”, a process which has resulted in music becoming blander and louder. This might seem like a reactionary point of view for an adult to write, but the data does seem to back me up on this. All of that being said, I do like that Method Man-Mary J. Blige duet.

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So now you know...

 

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Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:07 | 5369734 NoVa
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Ha Ha- - Green Day at the bottom of the list.

 

oh wait - they are middle of the pack.  Never mind.  

Great music band!

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:16 | 5369778 Matt
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I consider them easy listening. Great for covering over white noise, since all the songs just blend together at a lower volume and the words don't stick out too much, so it isn't distracting. 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:16 | 5369786 Mr Pink
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Green Day sucks

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:30 | 5369847 Freddie
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Pretend wanna be Americanized douchbaggery Sex Pistols tribute fraud band.  Nirvana at least had something there. 

Sorry Billy Joe douche bag your not even in the same universe as The Ramones or Pistols.  Little jerk off gives endless pro-Obola rants showing that he is corporate MIC rock like U2.  

All the California 60's bands were sons and daughters of See Eye Aye, MIC, govt stooges and elites.  These bands were created along with the hippie scene to water down and marginalized protest against LBJ's  $$$ and narcotics running war.

http://www.davesweb.cnchost.com/nwsltr93.html

Dave McGowan connected the dots pretty well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-npofTshwc4

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:45 | 5370970 combatsnoopy
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Armchair music snobbery!  THe Ramones were a pile of Nazi trash.  Oh they're soooo kewl because they're a daring bunch if bigots! 

YAY! 

INstead of like, you know- facing the world as your own which takes a REAL set of balls, hide behind a dangerous rabid misguided group and the tweakers like some pretentious bafoon.  

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:59 | 5371082 mc225
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the damned are my favorite punk band.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 07:37 | 5371497 Moe Howard
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I gotta new rose....

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:42 | 5369758 Mercury
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A little bit of the old Ludwig Van?

Music isn't getting "louder", that's ridiculous.

Anyway, here’s that San Fran hippie band back in 1974….When’s the last time you saw a 20 year old kid standing in front of something like this?

 

16-bit, CD quality audio is still the digital standard even though no one listens to CDs anymore. The MP3 files you buy on iTunes etc. are based off a track mastered to the CD format.

Because no one listens to music on decent stereo equipment anymore either -it's all those little clock-radio things and headphones- tracks today are released with the signal levels jacked way up so that they sound louder on dinky equipment. The higher signal levels come at the expense of dynamic range because the 16bit format is a fairly limited capacity and you can't have a lot of both. Another unnecessary triumph of convenience over quality.

 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:45 | 5369909 Emergency Ward
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DVD-A is a nice format that never caught on.  The world has moved backwards when it comes to quality sound.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:12 | 5369762 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Dylan's Greatest Hits was the first album I bought back in the 70s and it

is still my favorite after all these years.  When I went to see Dylan live back in the 90s I was clearly the youngest person in the lineup to buy tickets. The old folks smiled at me when I joined them in the lineup. I had to take an elderly artist with me when the concert date rolled up because I could not find anyone else that liked Dylan's stuff enough to see him live.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:19 | 5369795 Freddie
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Funny story about Bob fin 2009.  He is on tour and they stop somewhere in South Jersey (Long Branch) for a gig.   Bob goes and takes a walk in the poruing rain around to get some exercise.  The local 24 year old female cop must have thought he was an old vagrant and ask for ID.  He takes him back to the tour bus and shows them his ID.  He did not make a fuss about it. 

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/jersey-homeowner-calls-cops-bob-dylan/story?id...

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:51 | 5369936 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Very cool story about Bob Dylan. I can just see him sitting back and laughing all the way back to the tour buses. If the police officer had asked him to sing a few bars she would have likley realized who he was. Dylan is a funny guy for sure.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:15 | 5369763 hairball48
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I think the article is right on the money. I'm late 60's. I remember when music was MUSIC.

Fuck all this shit music of today, especially the last 10 years.

whatever...

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 23:56 | 5370922 combatsnoopy
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Waaah!  The elistist wannabe boomer garbage who thinks he's condescending but is actually patronizing.  
You people are so fucking STUPID to think that a rich inebriated rock star blathering on incessantly like the arrogant asshole that he is about "non-materialism".

John Lennon and his mass media totally made an ass out of you guys.

One of my favorites is Stevie Nicks, condescending because like, she writes her own music.  like HOLY SHIT BE DAMMED.  There are 78 MILLION ***BABY*** boomers.  I'm glad at least one of you pampered draft dodging warmongering "non-materialistic" subprime backed teaser rate funded real estate flipping economically illiterate sheltered egotistical morons with everything handed to them is literate and can read sheet music. 

Well I'll be darned!  

 

FUnny, I grew up in the 80's and the 90s.  Gosh.  I hate to say this, we had it WAY better than you ever did- even when the boomer influence used the press to put the younger generation down in order to feel better about yourselves..  

Gosh.  Smashing Pumpkins who?  Tori Amos who?  Guns and Roses?   Jewel could hold a note.  Busta Rhymes.  I knew who Black Eyed Peas were in the 90's- they were always THAT good. Saw Blind Melon live.  Fiona Apple.  Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey- yes these women next to Arethra Franklin are some of the best vocalists in the industry.  Sarah McLachlan could hold a note. Michael Jackson.  PRINCE.  Cranberries. 
I listened to the Verve in college, they were always good.  Front 242.  Eurasure.  New Order.  Skinny Puppy.  NIN.  Someone said Beastie Boys.  

Perfect Circle.  Big Head Todd and the Monsters.  Dave Matthews Band?  Blues Travelers?  Atari Teenage Riot.  

Um, I kind of got an A in Calculus and I listen to Mars Volta and Muse on occasion.   Oh wait, the boomers could afford college- but chose to do drugs and be lazy instead.   I still don't know what's sooooo special about you people.  


 

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:38 | 5371035 pFXTim
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> Waaah!  blah blah blah yammer yammer yammer... people.

 

lol...generalize much?

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:47 | 5371059 combatsnoopy
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uh, no.  Considering that I actually can READ and PLAY music?   Like who cares about ALL of this if I can just hop on the piano and play whatever I want? 

The boomer dogs are the best to pick on because they're so arrogant in their subjective simpledom, followed by their almighty hipster allstars.  

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:38 | 5371040 pFXTim
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> Um, I kind of got an A in Calculus

 

:o ....aaahahahahhahahah ahahahhhahahahahhahahhaa :l ahahahahaahahhahahhahahaha

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:43 | 5370955 combatsnoopy
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blahblahblahb

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:14 | 5369764 Rootin' for Putin
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So here are the choice of takeaways from this:

 

1 Black music makes you stupid.
2 Black people make stupid music.
3 Black people are stupid
4 Green day is about to be the next elevator music.
 Vote below

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:12 | 5369765 European American
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I'm surprised even Rap (noise) makes it on the chart.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:15 | 5369771 vincent
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American Idiot(s)...

Nuff said

 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:16 | 5369788 vegan
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The Doors are right around the 1000 mark. I don't think people who listen to them are dumb, just stoned.

 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:19 | 5369792 vegan
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Most of the "dumb bands" I've never even heard of. The ones I have heard of, most of them I fuckin' hate.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:25 | 5369798 Manipuflation
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GNR?  This is no study.  This is an opinion poll. 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:30 | 5369842 Manipuflation
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Neil Young?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:33 | 5369843 Duc888
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Metheney?

Django?

Benny Goodman?

Al De Meola?

Scot Joplin?

Steve Morse?

Hiromi?

Ludivico Einaudi?

Amethystium?

 

 

What the fuck is this "poll"?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:20 | 5370064 Manipuflation
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+1.  Now I have some other artists to listen to that I did not know about before.  I might add Vicci Martinez to the list.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:24 | 5370071 TeamDepends
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Ah, Django! The greatest guitarist you've never heard of and he only had the use of TWO FINGERS on his left (fretting) hand. Genius!

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 01:02 | 5371093 mc225
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'all guitarists' love django. fantastic player.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:32 | 5369859 Manipuflation
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Wagner?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:32 | 5370103 TeamDepends
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Ja, ausgezeichnet!

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:07 | 5370249 Manipuflation
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He was a schnitzelface after all.  Ja.  I am poking fun at my own heritage here but Germans have told me that I am not German anymore.  I guess the DNA changes once you leave a country.  Game on then.  Henceforth, Germans shall be known as schnitzelfaces.  And for that matter get that Hillary Clinton look alike that is Angela Merkel out of office.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:35 | 5369866 blindman
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what? nick low, tom waits, jackson brown,
laurie anderson, david burn, let's go back to lowell
george, muddy waters and professor longhair. rockpile,
diana ross and jef lee johnson; the dead, the stones,
gram parker, warren zevon, pearl, joe pug, leon russell,
the band, levon helm, willy deville, television and
the old dudes from, texas doug sahm and Ray Wylie Hubbard,
and all the rest.
or
and john lennon, who? never mind the funky meters
or the neville brothers. the list is endless and deeper
than the oceans of sat questions. i can't even remember ....
the names and verbs involved.
.
sat scores, that is hilarious. no wrong answer
hendrix.
.
rockpile teacher teacher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OKtuaWkmA0
.
Willy Deville - «Hey! Joe» + subtitles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3QO5TCS-hI
.
Ray Wylie Hubbard "Screw You, We're From Texas"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cFtSPIF4Q
.
"the problem with irony is that not everyone gets it." r.w.h.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:23 | 5370072 Roanman
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That's a good list.

Here's Willy in 1978, along with Ruben Siguenza, Louie Erlanger and the rest of the boys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBg7EOQ48YU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2WFVywEa7M

Ain't nobody like him.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:06 | 5370245 blindman
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oh man, i found life there too,
grand links. thanks.
Willy DeVille - Bacon Fat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RMNYoIYM-s

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:48 | 5370161 Zoomorph
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Congrats, you are just smarter than average. Now start listening to Bethoven or shut the fuck up.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:08 | 5370257 blindman
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no body listens to Beethoven, he was deaf himself you know.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:10 | 5370269 FredFlintstone
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Listen to Moonlight Sonata. On acid if you like.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:14 | 5370292 blindman
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no link to the recording of the piece or
the acid, slaker generation? i'm here to
help.
.
Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata (FULL)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU
.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:29 | 5370380 FredFlintstone
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Thanks. No, I am just older and not computer savy.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:44 | 5370456 blindman
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pardon my presumptuous assumption.
and no one has mentioned Stan Rogers
because the corporate media is just
a fraudulent businesses dedicated to
fiat advantage, not development in truth.
.
Stan Rogers - Witch of the Westmoreland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxls60aYSZA

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:25 | 5370355 blindman
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@ z...whatever,
beware the "snob" exo-nuerotoxins
whereby we 'll shut the up grand
and eternal. l.v.b. said that.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 07:34 | 5371485 Moe Howard
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Saw Muddy Waters on acid at Harry Hope's. All I remember is the light flash off of his guitar.

Sat, 10/25/2014 - 16:19 | 5376961 blindman
Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:37 | 5369874 Skateboarder
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No love for Gil Scott Heron either. R.I.P.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:53 | 5369950 Roanman
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I'm thinking he missed it on that television thing.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:14 | 5370035 blindman
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Television - See No Evil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7L0IYPXKj8
.
and .....joni mitchell , neil young, patti smith,
gram parson, steve earl, john prine, johnny cash,
and loudon wainwright.
....
.
Steve Earle & The Dukes - I Ain't Ever Satisfied
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ituFNPXAaE8
.
never mind statistics ....tom snyder ..
Todd Snider - Statistician's Blues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUK6zjtUj00
.
oh hell ...."too much to think about" ..t.s.

Sat, 10/25/2014 - 17:37 | 5377145 blindman
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Gil Scott-Heron - 'I'm New Here' (official video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV_astp3BjM

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:37 | 5369881 pFXTim
Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:40 | 5369887 Seasmoke
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And the smartest of the smart, use a Radiohead picture on ZeroHedge. 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:00 | 5370219 TeamDepends
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The Smiths were better. You wish you could play like Johnny Marr.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:22 | 5370329 Seasmoke
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The Smiths ....1984 ......saved my life. 

 

http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=_JU3bogr4oc

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:24 | 5370345 X.inf.capt
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CARRIED,' MEAT IS MURDER' TO DESERT STORM..

HOW SOON IS NOW..

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:45 | 5370466 TeamDepends
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Shoplifters of the world unite and take over!

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:40 | 5369888 asa-vet52
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To write this kind of stuff. Some people have way too much time on their hands. What a joke!!!

 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:44 | 5369912 blindman
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it is good to have time to do what you like.
no?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:43 | 5369903 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Zero's.

Let's try an experiment. Let's list our race and IQ. OK?

Race: Indian, IQ: 146.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:47 | 5369922 Bumbu Sauce
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http://www.eutimes.net/2009/11/iq-by-country/

 

avg IQ in India is 81.  13 pts above imbecile.  congrats!

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:51 | 5369937 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Sauce.

Come'on man. Play nice. List your race/IQ.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:16 | 5370045 Skateboarder
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Race: Skateboarder
Intelligence Quotient: Intelligence Dividend / Intelligence Divisor

Put that in yer pipe and smoke it.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:47 | 5370163 nufio
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please stop feeding the troll bangalore 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 22:02 | 5370533 Rootin' for Putin
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Obama voter.  11

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 09:04 | 5371688 Civilizedworm
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Listen Bangalore.

I think posting something like this actually discredits your claimed IQ...I think some one with and IQ of 146 might see how pretentious such an expirament is. Then again I know a guy with an IQ of over 140 who is in jail for selling drugs. Actually, I was in the gifted program at my school for students with IQ's over 130 and most of them were imbeciles with the awareness of a stick. IQ is not equal to intelligence, I'm talking real intelligence. Wisdom, awareness, consciousness ect. ect.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:47 | 5369925 Seasmoke
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Human. 150

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:52 | 5369945 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Smoke.

No man. Your real race, like white, black, Indian, etc...

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:34 | 5370122 TeamDepends
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Listen! NEVER think of yourself in terms of numbers.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:59 | 5369975 pFXTim
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heh...relating race to IQ...what an absolutely moronic thing to do...

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:07 | 5370003 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

GTF outta here, you're fucking up my experiment.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:37 | 5370413 FredFlintstone
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Mongoloid: 76

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 23:50 | 5370903 Manipuflation
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Good for you.  Now go find a "smart people" site.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:47 | 5369929 nmewn
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I say, lets have a weekly ZH Friday night music thread, in memory of Marla.

Do I have a second?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:54 | 5369956 Urban Redneck
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Taking the Seneca the Elder thing literally?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:59 | 5370211 nmewn
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Yeah, might be a welcome respite, everybody can share their favorites.

For example, everybody knows I like rock & roll but they don't know what else I like, like a little big band, a little classical, gospel, country etc...there's really not any "bad music" besides rap of course...and...disco...lol.

Uh oh, my leg is twitching ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niCOcI1XyWY

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 09:05 | 5371693 Civilizedworm
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I second this motion. 

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 20:01 | 5370467 MEAN BUSINESS
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YES ; )

edit24OCT14,20:00 EST: hmmm, I guess "they only come out at night". Speaking of Autumn and Frankenstein, AR5 WG4 is out one week from today on HALLOWEEN.

VERRRY SCARY 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:49 | 5369933 Roanman
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Damn, I love Soca.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:57 | 5369965 mijev
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However, dumb people are the only ones left who buy music as opposed to downloading it for free so the smartest writers write country and gospel songs even if they know how bad the audience is.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:02 | 5370233 Zoomorph
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Smart people have higher motivations than money.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:25 | 5370358 mijev
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Goldman sachs of shit doesn't employ too many dumb people.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:19 | 5370998 Vendetta
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perhaps but they are smart drones thieving and conniving in a utter vacuum of wisdom.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:59 | 5369980 smacker
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[feeling very distressed]

Too bad that The Doors are so far over on the left of the chart.

Their music was - and remains -- fantastic.

That's all I have to say about it.

"The End"

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 23:04 | 5370730 Freddie
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The Doors and Jim were a very weird story. See the Laurel Canyon stuff by Dave McGowan. They come out of nowhere with a formerly nerdy bookish fat Navy brat kid from Florida who becomes idol.  YEha that happens everyday.

Jim's admiral dad was leading the US Navy's flotilla that night in the Gulf of Tonkin.   He later criticized how the USS Liberty was sold out (by none other than Admiral McCain and LBJ).

Anyway, right about that time Admiral Morrison's career was over and his son started having lots of legal issues at their concerts saying he exposed himself which was bullshit.

Jim was looking at felony jail time in Miami Beach (Dade County) for nothing.  Then he goes to Paris to the dual-citizen area of Paris.  Dies from a heroin overdose though he never did heroin just drank. No one sees the body.

What do they do to you if they really hate you - get your kid like they did to David Rockefeller a few months ago.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:43 | 5371022 combatsnoopy
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double post...

 

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:32 | 5371023 combatsnoopy
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Ray Manzarek was probably one of the very few baby boomers I did like a lot.  Oh wait, he was older.... I tried.  

 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:08 | 5370011 THE DOCTOR
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Welcome to the machine...

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:10 | 5370021 StupidEarthlings
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Yea...um..I didnt need a study.. (or an article for that matter) to clue me in on this little tidbit. 

 

Kinda obvious based on the fans in general. 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:11 | 5370031 jmcadg
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Where's Kings X?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:13 | 5370037 robertocarlos
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Being smart is over-rated.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:20 | 5370066 teslaberry
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FUCK MUSIC. 

Sat, 10/25/2014 - 14:54 | 5376744 blindman
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@comment,
if you do it right the world will beat
a pathway to your door.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:25 | 5370073 trade4cash
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I fucking love the Shins.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:25 | 5370075 Manipuflation
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What about NWA? 

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 01:07 | 5371097 mc225
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straight outta compton was a classic album.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:28 | 5370093 Duc888
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Bangalore :   Listen Zero's.

Let's try an experiment. Let's list our race and IQ. OK?

Race: Indian, IQ: 146.

 

Race: Human

IQ: it varies depending on the moment and / or alcohol intake. 

So I guess you're a better person than someone with an IQ of 145 hugh?

Color me unimpressed.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:32 | 5370111 acetinker
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Huh.  My wife has gone for contemporary country music.

A few weeks ago, she was listening to the radio, so I grabbed my trusty Yamaha six-string and followed along with the chord progression of successive songs for about an hour.

It was quite revealing.  Every song used the same progression, in the same order.  Now there were differences in tempo, and maybe one song holds a chord for four beats, while the next one might hold it for eight, or even sixteen- but the progression was identical.

Someone has figured out what seems pleasing to a large contingent of the population, and they play the shit out of it.

But John Mayer over Pink Floyd?  I call bullshit!

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:55 | 5370195 acetinker
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Disclaimer:  I actually like John Mayer.  He's been known to make an improptu appearance at http://www.eddiesattic.com/ which is a (relatively) local dive for Atlanteans.

I don't care how smart you are, to place John's considerable talent above that of the collective genius of Waters, Gilmour, Barrett, Wright and Mason is just wrong.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 01:08 | 5371098 mc225
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lol. seriously, john mayer is a brilliant guitar player, but his songs are a sort of 'douche rock'.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 07:33 | 5371479 acetinker
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To be fair, Mayer is 'owned', lock, stock and barrel by his record label.  If they have it their way, all you will ever hear from him is what you so aptly describe as douche rock.

Unofficially, John plays a gutsy type of blues that I find very good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4396AVR51tE

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:33 | 5370114 Mongoose
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This is bogus!

Otherwise we'd see Willie in there somewhere, LOL

Not too worried about Waylon though. (Sorry Waylon, nothin personal)

 

Back to killin' snakes...

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:42 | 5370448 Mongoose
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-1 ???

Are you a "good hearted woman, lovin' a good timin' man" or what?

Wasn't dissing Willie, by the way.

 

Back to killin' snakes...

 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:39 | 5370132 Bubenthauser
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What a fucking load of bullshit. Jeeezuz.... ZH, sometimes you gotta edit your shit. Please don't give space to this useless mumbo-jumbo statistics shit. PLEASE.

 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:43 | 5370147 insanelysane
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Ramones!!!  Gaba gaba hey.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:00 | 5370157 Sizzurp
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I always did enjoy a bit of the Ludwig van...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zucBfXpCA6s

But I could just as easily enjoy Paranoid Android, so there you go.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:54 | 5370193 williambanzai7
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Here is what fascists listen to:

Throughout the war years, it was German policy to suppress the music, or at least tame it. This resulted in some remarkable decrees, among them the clauses of a ban promulgated by a Nazi gauleiter in Bohemia and recalled (faithfully, he assures us—“they had engraved themselves deeply on my mind”) by the Czech dissident Josef Skvorecky in the introduction to his novella The Bass Saxophone. They are worth quoting in full:

1. Pieces in foxtrot rhythm (so-called swing) are not to exceed 20% of the repertoire of light orchestras and dance bands.

2. In this so-called jazz type repertoire, preference is to be given to compositions in a major key and to lyrics expressing joy in life rather than Jewishly gloomy lyrics;

3. As to tempo, preference is also to be given to brisk compositions over slow ones (so-called blues); however, the pace must not exceed a certain degree of allegro, commensurate with the Aryan sense of discipline and moderation. On no account will Negroid excesses in tempo (so-called hot jazz) or in solo performances (so-called breaks) be tolerated;

4. So-called jazz compositions may contain at most 10% syncopation; the remainder must consist of a natural legato movement devoid of the hysterical rhythmic reverses characteristic of the barbarian races and conductive to dark instincts alien to the German people (so-called riffs);

5. Strictly prohibited is the use of instruments alien to the German spirit (so-called cowbells, flexatone, brushes, etc.) as well as all mutes which turn the noble sound of wind and brass instruments into a Jewish-Freemasonic yowl (so-called wa-wa, hat, etc.);

6. Also prohibited are so-called drum breaks longer than half a bar in four-quarter beat (except in stylized military marches);

7. The double bass must be played solely with the bow in so-called jazz compositions;

8. Plucking of the strings is prohibited, since it is damaging to the instrument and detrimental to Aryan musicality; if a so-called pizzicato effect is absolutely desirable for the character of the composition, strict care must be taken lest the string be allowed to patter on the sordine, which is henceforth forbidden;

9. Musicians are likewise forbidden to make vocal improvisations (so-called scat);

10. All light orchestras and dance bands are advised to restrict the use of saxophones of all keys and to substitute for them the violin-cello, the viola or possibly a suitable folk instrument.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 23:08 | 5370738 Manipuflation
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+1 for that.  I thought I was doing OK with Schnitzelface.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 23:48 | 5370896 Vendetta
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The fact that most politicians seem to want to have current 'new breed' musical acts played at or actually at their campaign events proves to me that the music of today is shit.  In the 'old days' they wanted the best bands dead because their messaging in their music was wising people up to the bullshit political agendas.

In all fairness there are plenty of songs that have no 'message to the people' and are really great songs but the best songs have both elements of socially redeeming value and just a plain awesome song. 

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 01:10 | 5371100 mc225
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wow those people were trippin'...

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:00 | 5370213 Zoomorph
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Lol @ all the people in this thread who are in denial and spouting off their favorite rock bands that didn't make the list. Rest assured that they fall closely in with all the other related bands, which is to say that you are of average intelligence at best.

It's unfortunate that they only covered a handful of pop music bands rather than going into more detail and covering a wider variety of genres of modern music. I'd be curious to know the average IQ of a death metal vs a gabber listener, for example. It would also be interesting to cover different periods of classical music. :-)

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:20 | 5370324 Lower Class Elite
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For pure intellectually stimulating music that also happens to also be some of the most beautiful ever written, I find J. S. Bach to be in a class beyond all others.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:24 | 5370350 unicorn
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hey, its ebolatime, its time for dooooom
electric wizard - time to die:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiDTHU09PpY

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:26 | 5370365 studfinder
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Ummmm... i have Lil Wayne and Counting Crows on my Mp3 player...  shit. 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:28 | 5370368 Tachyon5321
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Epic logic fail. The SAT focus is on vocbulary skills and does not have a science section.  So the test is not about how smart people are but how well you write.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 22:05 | 5370546 yrbmegr
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It has a "math" section.  As I recall, the "math" section does not focus on vocabulary skills.  And, I would like to suggest, for your consideration, that how well you write is a direct indicator of your "intelligence", because it demonstrates how well you convert cognition into organized output, arguably the most important type of "intelligence".

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:31 | 5370390 limacon
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Music is like communicating with passwords only . This has unintended results. See

http://andreswhy.blogspot.com/2014/10/passwords-to-babel.html

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:40 | 5370428 Joe A
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Intelligent people listen to jazz and classical music.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 23:56 | 5370918 Vendetta
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I actually believe that jazz and classical music are very intellectual genres of music, if there is such a thing.  I had a john coltrane phase early on in my guitar playing days till he blew my mind out and I ran back to southern rock and thrashing electric guitars and stayed dumb and happy.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 22:00 | 5370528 So It Goes
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Uh,

 

Only Beethoven is listed for classical music?  What about Bach, Mozart,Chopin, Scubert, Schumann,Lizst, Mendelssohn ........

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 22:02 | 5370537 yrbmegr
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Can I just say, Beethoven?  Smart people don't listen to Radiohead.  They listen to Beethoven.  And Bach, Mozart, Dvorak, Sebelius.  Really smart people actually listen, believe it or not, to Prokofiev.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 22:09 | 5370553 yrbmegr
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BTW, some really smart people listen to Beethoven AND AC/DC.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 23:59 | 5370934 Vendetta
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I think Beethoven would have loved to hear and been very flattered by "Roll Over Beethoven" by Chuck Berry and would have been intrigued by AC/DC.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 01:12 | 5371101 mc225
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agreed. some of the old classical greats would have loved the blues/jazz that came later.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 22:25 | 5370608 edifice
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What about listening to King Crimson? What does that make you?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 23:34 | 5370846 dexter_morgan
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old

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 23:51 | 5370906 edifice
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:(  I'm only 34.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:07 | 5370958 Vendetta
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"What does that make you? "  Ummm, a 21st Century Schizoid Man with Confusion as my Epitaph type of moonchild?

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 01:26 | 5371111 edifice
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Who is on Level Five of the impossible game of life, but has the Power To Believe in Red, Fallen Angels?

 

 

Speaking of Level Five, 2:04 - 2:55 is incredible. :)

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 22:40 | 5370657 silentboom
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I've been a counting crows fan for a long time but what I really like is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 22:59 | 5370711 Jerk_Store
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Damn, rick rolled again

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 23:06 | 5370734 silentboom
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It never gets old.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 22:51 | 5370687 Sock Monkey Posse
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The Beastie Boys said it best...

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:34 | 5371026 Bumbu Sauce
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Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace
When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew - we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by - she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 23:01 | 5370724 max2205
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All of you, turn off the music and the lights and go to bed!

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:09 | 5370965 Vendetta
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When the musics over we'll turn out the lights dude!

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 23:22 | 5370798 dexter_morgan
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Smart people listen to U2? That's how you know this study is fucked up

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 23:39 | 5370858 combatsnoopy
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Dumb people will pay $2500 to hear Beyonce' lip sync.  Dumb people will pay $10,000 for a tent at Outlands circa 2007 to listen to poor rich inebriated rock star Thom Yorke wail on about fake plastic trees while millions were going homeless at the dawn of the subprime collapse. 

 

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:02 | 5370946 Manipuflation
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Alright you folks have pretty great links in there.  How about Nine Inch Nails?  Reznor was a bad ass and this one sums it up for me at least.

Head like a hole

 

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:37 | 5371037 Bumbu Sauce
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Nine Inch Nails-Happines In Slavery (Fixed)

 

slave screams he thinks he knows what he wants
slave screams thinks he has something to say
slave screams he hears but doesn't want to listen
slave screams he's being beat into submission

don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
the devils of truth steal the souls of the free
don't open your eyes take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

slave screams he spends his life learning conformity
slave screams he claims he has his own identity
slave screams he's going to cause the system to fall
slave screams but he's glad to be chained to that wall

don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
the blind have been blessed with security
don't open your eyes take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I don't know what I am I don't know where I've been
human junk just words and so much skin
stick my hands through the cage of this endless routine
just some flesh caught in this big broken machine

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 01:04 | 5371095 Manipuflation
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Well, what does gen Y have to offer? 

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 01:15 | 5371107 Bumbu Sauce
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They got nothing.  The neutered generation.  That is why I find all this techno-revolution stuff so damn ironically funny.  These people think they have the power and ability to transform the world while they live the most conformist lives in the history of the planet.  Post-modernism, political correctness, multi-culturalism, etc. will be the death of Western Civilization.  The ignorant third world reprobates, be they brown faced from Central or Southern America, or musloids will take down democracies from the inside.

Feminists will cheer it.

Libtards will cheer it.

Democrats will cheer it.

And then heads will be lost.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 02:10 | 5371177 Manipuflation
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You have great points.  I hesistate on assigning blame.    

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:26 | 5371009 Vendetta
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I didn't see Wendy O' Williams and the Plasmatics in there anywhere.... what's up with that?

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 00:29 | 5371018 combatsnoopy
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Goldman Sachs must have been listening to "Above the Law". 

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 01:31 | 5371134 GooseShtepping Moron
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Weird Al Yankovic.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 01:38 | 5371138 KuriousKat
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The cause and effect here is tennuous..if the majority of accidents in cars are from people on way from grocery shopping and 60 percent bought vegetables s not say as sayng people who eat vegetables have a high likelyhood of accidents or that vegetables are a cause.

I went and found a rather good post elswhere on this that brings this into focus..

Here is a perfect example of a misinterpreted relationship of determination between what seems to be cause and effect. It’s not the music that makes you dumber or smarter nor does it help you with your SAT scores. First of all, the type of music one listens to is very much influenced by one’s environment, cultural and educational level. Second of all, SATs also have very much to do with one’s background and education and not so much to do with actual intelligence. So assuming that one picks music that influences his/her IQ and that generates certain test results is profoundly wrong. For future reference, try reading sociological papers on the subject. There is a very nice example that circulates in the academic world where cities with many churches had a high crime rate. You would think the churches were somehow the cause of the crimes, right? Wrong. The cities were merely larger and therefor harder to keep under control and that is why they had high crime rates but because they were larger they also had more churches…

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 03:54 | 5371279 StychoKiller
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The Wheel

Lyrics: Robert Hunter
Music: Jerry Garcia, Bill Kreutzmann

Chorus 1
The wheel is turning and you can't slow down
You can't let go and you can't hold on
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will

Chorus 2
Won't you try just a little bit harder
Couldn't you try just a little bit more
Won't you try just a little bit harder
Couldn't you try just a little bit more

Round, round, Robin run around
Gotta get back where you belong
Little bit harder, just a little bit more
Little bit further than you gone before

[chorus 1]

Small wheel turning by the fire and rod
Big wheel turning by the grace of God
Every time that wheel turn round
Bound to cover just a little more ground

[chorus 1]

[chorus 2]

 

The Grateful Dead are highly underrated by this survey!

"Going for the One" -- Yes

"21st Century Schizoid Man" -- King Crimson

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 06:51 | 5371410 Bumbu Sauce
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Heck yeah.

 

How about Ship of Fools?

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 09:43 | 5371875 scubapro
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uriah heap   easy livin

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKxZY0DIxIk

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 03:57 | 5371283 viator
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No folk music on that list.

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