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This Is Where The IMF's Christine Lagarde Is Working On Her Tan Right Now

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Because, we didn't want to say anything, but IMF Head Christine Lagarde has been looking a little pasty recently...

 

 

They are all off to...

 

To work on "unlocking economic growth"

 

We assume by redistributing their wealth directly...

 

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Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:28 | 5369248 ebworthen
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"Let them eat cake."

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:32 | 5369264 ACP
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No doubt sharing the hotel with dozens of other overpaid, corrupt government workers.

I wonder how many CA state workers will just happen to be there.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:35 | 5369304 nope-1004
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Mr. Yellens' taste in drag is much better than this dude.

 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:43 | 5369341 Urban Redneck
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Wouldn't want to see either one of them walking around the resort in a thong topless... that would ruin an entire vacation.

http://eyebleach.com/

(Just in case any one actually read that comment)

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:46 | 5369359 Manthong
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OK, so she soaks her hide in salt water to cure it, but how much tannin is needed to get that leather less water-soluble and flexible?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:57 | 5369419 ACP
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A lot. Plus daily maintenance with TOKO wax.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:02 | 5369434 pauhana
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And wonder what the cure is for that rather large Adam's apple?  Should she change the outside to match the inside?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:31 | 5369557 Say What Again
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Admit it, you guys all want to shag that milf

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:06 | 5369730 imaginalis
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bonaire is nicer and has better dive sites.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:11 | 5370023 DelusionalGrandeur
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....as long as I could work it into a snuff film I would hit that shit allllllll night long. I'd totally take one for the team.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:30 | 5370101 johngaltfla
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OMG. The visual of her topless on the beach.

JUST OMG.

I would rather have Ebola.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 04:02 | 5371277 zhandax
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Precisely why liquor was invented.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:05 | 5369451 Squid-puppets a...
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that bitch ruined my memories of teenage drunkenhood to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPKOT6P3OXA

still good for a party, tho

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:31 | 5369276 COSMOS
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Never could stand the squids with perpetual tans.  You can be sure the only thing they work on is their tan.  And she doesnt pay any taxes, it figures.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:33 | 5369288 yrad
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Bloody Bay is much, much better...

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:35 | 5369303 dirtyfiles
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wearing bright skin could be comfortable if used as camouflage ?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:40 | 5369333 kchrisc
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Her tan allows her to think of herself as enlightened toward the "brown" people of the world that her and her Rothschild masters are having their government puppets bomb and kill daily--"Let them eat Willie-Pete!

An American, not US subject.

 

"Cogito, ergo sum in album."

 "I think, therefore I'm on a list."

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:35 | 5369302 ramacers
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when does the "noose" era begin?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:08 | 5369325 stinkhammer
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no woman no cry

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:40 | 5369329 stinkhammer
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hitch up the choomwagon!   glassy eye

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:52 | 5369370 Kirk2NCC1701
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Cause European men won't "do" her any more.

Jamaica, OTOH...  She'll be "unlocking growth" of a different kind

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:57 | 5369405 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Well, tastes differ fortunately. I'm sure there are some men on the continent who genuinely find her attractive.

Admittedly, those are likely to be in the minority.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:42 | 5369627 NoVa
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Great name.  up vote ya.

I dink (as the Caribes say) think we have a common history as Magnus is in my family genealogy.  

We likes the warm sun - 

 

Norrœnn


Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:06 | 5369454 Rakshas
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..... hey my cake tastes suspiciously like a shit sandwich ........... :-(

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:29 | 5369251 NotApplicable
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The only kind of growth the IMF is capable of unlocking is "cancerous."

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:33 | 5369282 kchrisc
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What, no suitable beaches in "Return-land?!"

A non "return" able American, not US and Rothschild stooge."

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:33 | 5369284 dirtyfiles
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can we sand few Ebola tourists there?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:50 | 5369381 Kirk2NCC1701
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Eau de VIE* (Water of Life)?

* Vaginally Injected Ebola

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:33 | 5369285 Bumbu Sauce
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Straight out of a Bond movie.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:33 | 5369292 Otto Zitte
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That's a man, baby.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:36 | 5369311 thatthingcanfly
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That's my mother!

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:34 | 5369293 10mm
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Like putting silk on a bowling bowl

 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:33 | 5369296 Kaiser Sousa
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fucking cunt.
DEATH TO THE MONEYCHANGERS.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:35 | 5369299 Rainman
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what ? they're going right at the peak of hurricaine season in the Caribbean ..... musta got the cheap rates..... 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:34 | 5369300 Bemused Observer
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I hope things stay nice and quiet for her. So much unrest, everywhere these days...Jamaica is not a place I'd like to be when TSHTF, especially if I was a rich old white lady with an attitude problem.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:34 | 5369301 jose.six.pack
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the better tylers are on vacation/leave

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:36 | 5369307 bardot63
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Does she expect to get laid? Kinda doubt that's gonna happen with a schnozz like that. She's gonna have to be content fucking the rest of the world's economies and the futures of the kids for the next 50 decades. 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:36 | 5369310 altheatoldme
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Her tan is clearly Obama's fault...

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:37 | 5369318 Reaper
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Sadly, the Jamaica sharks reject burnt hags.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:37 | 5369321 dexter_morgan
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Who's that dude in the first picture?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:38 | 5369324 stant
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Well maybe she's getting voodoo training to go with that ouiji board

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:39 | 5369327 ghostofgo
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Here's a video for those who can only dream of her lifestyle.

The chorus goes "Montego Bay, Montego Bay, I'm just a plumber from Ukmerge."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbkIAFXsTFM

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:54 | 5369331 Son of Captain Nemo
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Unlocking Economic Growth?...

So why isn't there a "mushroom cloud", Towers exploding collapsing and a Boeing jetliner in flames above it with statement underneath it that reads

Because our failure of imagination will always mean never having to say we're sorry!...

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:49 | 5369382 NoWayJose
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Jamaica doesn't allow West African visitors to enter their country!

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 17:51 | 5369388 hangemhigh77
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Take her out shark fishing....ooooops, lying thieving banker bitch overboard!!!!!!!  Oh well, 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:06 | 5369455 whatthecurtains
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Shark:  Look Fred... someone threw in a piece of beef jerky

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 22:27 | 5370621 DeadFred
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Due to professional curtisy she'd be totally safe.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:01 | 5369438 Stained Class
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I can't fathom that she gets a PAYCHECK every week....

Plus she says Hank, "HONK!" (Inside Job movie).   Honk if you love banksterz!

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:04 | 5369447 whatthecurtains
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I am always amazed at how the IPCC meetings on Climate Change meet in places like Bali.   What the fuck the carbon footprint of flying 20,000 scientists to a remote place like Bali must be more than what some countries produce in a year.

 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:18 | 5369505 smacker
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Fully paid jaunts to places like Bali are the only option to make sure the 20,000 "scientists" bother to turn up and keep playing the charade of AGW.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:07 | 5369464 Magnum
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Watch out for melanoma.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:09 | 5369470 SillySalesmanQu...
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At least her tan is'nt "Cheeto" colored... I would bet that Boehner would bone her, that weeping, drunken sot.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:38 | 5370130 Berspankme
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Face it, boehner would bone harry reid if the opportunity arose. Drunken pig fucker

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:11 | 5369479 Panic Mode
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She wants to look like Obama.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:07 | 5370000 knukles
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If I had a son he's look like Barry

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:17 | 5369494 tony wilson
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that thing

you nose

leather face above

vintage boot leather

the foto.

 

victorias secret was she was a bloke

just like wallace simpson

as for mike obarme after joan rivers swift death i cannot comment.

that thing above it got an adams apple

 

real clever

i here his name is trevor

trevor legarde

init

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:15 | 5369496 Manipuflation
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Even the headline made me go blind.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:26 | 5369546 maneco
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She won't be able to deduct the costs of her the trip to Jamaica against income tax as she is exempt from any tax as an IMF employee. 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:06 | 5370004 knukles
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Dude... she's not paying a penny for the trip.  We the subjects carry the load.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:26 | 5369565 SilverDoctors
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Getting in 1 last "working vaca"  before TSHTF??

Jim Willie's now claiming the collapse of the whole western financial system is on the door-step.  

He's been right about a lot of major calls before...we're getting close to Martin Armstrong's 2015.  

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:31 | 5369578 Manipuflation
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Thanks for that visual contraceptive Tyler.  Have some of THIS! in return.;-0 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:47 | 5369652 Angus McHugepenis
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Damn that's some nasty Hitlery shit there Manny.

S'cuse me while I go choke on some maggot gruel. Email to follow.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:56 | 5369688 Manipuflation
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Great to see you back McHugepenis!  Do I need to send the wife to go get another case of beer?    

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:47 | 5369930 Angus McHugepenis
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2 cases.

My balls still hurt. I could use an ice pack if you have one?

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:32 | 5369591 nosoeawe
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just what the leather faced cunt needs - more sun.

 

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:40 | 5369618 reTARD
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I could use a pair of leather boots. ;-)

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:46 | 5369644 gwar5
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Bumper sticker: "Peace on Earth, Kill All Bankers"

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:46 | 5369645 Dead Man Walking
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anyone who believes in numerology should not be anywhere near a bank.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:53 | 5369681 Yen Cross
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    Those socialist pricks should be meeting in Havana Cuba...

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:54 | 5369683 yogibear
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One ugly woman or did she have a sex change? More like a guy than a woman.

With Yelllen we're on an ugly hit parade.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 18:59 | 5369706 razorthin
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Yeah, gotta love that empty burlap sack look, you fucking hag.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:17 | 5369735 Its_the_economy...
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some facial splooge would probably help

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:06 | 5369736 tradingdaze
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One thing about older women.

 

They can always show you a new wrinkle.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:13 | 5369766 thestarl
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the old gravy train keeps rolling along

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:25 | 5369827 d edwards
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Can you picture her in a bikini?

 

Yeah, me neither.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 19:54 | 5369953 NoTTD
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She'll be oranger than ever now.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:31 | 5370106 db51
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Fucking Worthless POS Cunt.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 20:39 | 5370127 Duc888
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That ho has one big fucking adams apple.  Just sayin.  Think it through.

 

http://www.curiosityzein.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Willy-Wonka-oomp...

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 21:07 | 5370251 Zoomorph
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I'm sensing some jealousy in this post.

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 22:38 | 5370653 Hulk
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I was wondering where orange people were made. Should just rename it Mozillo Island...

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 02:43 | 5371212 Titus
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She got's the JUNGLE FEVER

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 03:06 | 5371236 onmail
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In poor places even old girls like this one can a personal massager/attendant for every ;-) need.

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 07:24 | 5371463 tocointhephrase
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I suggest the porter calls rape!

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 11:11 | 5372344 BigStupid
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Maybe she'll smoke a joint and come back with corn-rows and a new appreciation for the little guy.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:02 | 5383930 Gdog343
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Oh well then, I guess that is how banking works right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ie-WwlxxtAI

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