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You Asked For Market-Lifting Miracles Theo, I Give You Another NYSE Break
As John McClane might respond to Hans Gruber's tortured paraphrase.. "The circuits that cannnot be cut are cut automatically in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the [A Broken NYSE]"
- *NYSE EURONEXT EXPERIENCING INTERMITTENT MKT DATA ISSUES
So just as we requested yesterday...
Maybe the NYSE could break a little to give stocks a lift? pic.twitter.com/vyI4imyJsx
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) October 22, 2014
"Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker" to paraphrase the inimitable John McClane.
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ouch , bent boner
This happens when your market is nothing but Viagra induced.
Viagra is more of a one time thing ... this is a Cialis Market
...NYSE renamed to USGC...United States Government Casino.
Welxcome to the party pal!
JUST LIKE FUCKING SAIGON, hey, Slick?
I was in junior high, dickhead.
4 year erection!
It's just so shady
Someone dare sell on the NYSE?
HFT
Circuit breakers won't let markets crash, it drags on and on... slow death by a thousand cuts it would seem.
same as it ever was...
i knew i should wait to buy more real money...
almost bought Silver at the 17.50 mark cause i thought it had bottomed...
end the end it dont matter though...all about how many oz's u got - not the paper price...
Per Jesse's Cafe, options expiry next Tuesday. Miners getting a fine reaping (some of my juniors were down 10% before I pulled!!) but I will be buying around 3:30pm, Nov. 4th. This is NOT an advertisement.
yeah, i feel ya... Jesse is an every day read...
i gonna wait til then as well...just for the kicks.
Ahh, Bruce Willis back before he kissed a dude.
National security issue .
Yes.
Hence CENTRAL COMMAND controlling financial system
There is no market. There is no pricing. Just digits on computers
Hence the world is moving on, opting out gradually
It's over, this market is never going to crash nor even see a 10% correction. Thanks to GMO, fluoride, football, and the Kardashians, the Fed and Krugman have won.
Sad day indeed.
the extraterrestials watching us must be highly amused ... probably ditching "To Serve Man" ... and replacing with "Dow 30,000"
"Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside!
There behind a glass is a real blade of grass
be careful as you pass.
Move along! Move along!
Come inside, the show's about to start
guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth."
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
"Karn Evil 9" on the album Brain Salad Surgery
An oldie but a goodie. GGMost unhealthy "market" ever.
Can you feel it - coming in the air, tonight?
http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=^NY+Basic+Chart#{%22range%22%3A%2210y%22%2C%22scale%22%3A%22linear%22}
Hold on....
Contrarian Jim Cramers comments alone are enough to rattle me.
but you must agree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpG09PenZt8
the waiting is the hardest part (even if it does not feel like heaven right now, or something from a dream)
What does it take to convince people that the markets are dead?
Its like the plane is both engines out in a death spiral, but the flight crew is playing a video of the flight-map in progress to convince the passengers that they are still in the air.
What kills me is that the ploy is working.
It's the oxygen.
Water landing at 500 miles an hour, everyone's calm as a Hindu cow.
pods
WTF does "experiencing an issue" mean? Newspeak?
Being called a coward for getting the phuck out of Israel?
Well with all the blow on the terminal desk Vinnie was lining up rails and Pauly opened the door and max velocity sucked the blow all over the keyboards~ it's a issue
"Seagrams, golden wine cooler, Seagrams, golden wine cooler"...
BULLISH!
They're trying to sell? Turn off the machines.
(BTW Hans Gruber quote fuckin awesome)
Ya caant push er any arder Captain, she'll break apart. ......Scotty
Gi me a baa all of QE4 and I'll give ya Warp 9!
the day will arrive when the ship runs out of qe and crashes to quefinity.
exxxxxttttttrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme patience
I am certain that once these new systems have been around a while they'll work the bugs out. After all trading was just invented last year and computers are only a few weeks old.
It's Putin attacking the NYSE. We better invade Ukraine so we can give more weapons to Islamic State.
Don't worry, Narco Money and Fascism will save Western Civilization.
Yippee Ki Yay Motherfuckers
Like the title ... its the old Tyler