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When The Line Between Halloween & Real Life Terror Gets Blurred
Taking inspiration from the fear of Ebola, AP reports that a Dallas-area man has stacked up barrels marked "biohazard," surrounded his yard with yellow caution tape and crossed his door and windows with white tape marked "quarantine."
"There's negative people everywhere and they are going to give me grief about it but it's all in good fun," James Faulk told reporters Thursday while standing outside his home wearing a face shield and white protective suit with the label "CDC Trainee" and d gripping a clipboard and red plastic bag marked "biohazard infectious waste."
"So the next step is: Let's have fun on Halloween and scare some people in the process," said Faulk, who on Thursday added a banner reading "Happy Halloween."
University Park spokesman Steve Mace said police so far have gotten just one call about the house and an officer drove by to check out the situation. He said no laws were being broken.
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Trick or Treat Bitchez!
Where's hachet guy?
oh, yeah....HE TOOK AN AXE TO A GUN FIGHT!
Quick...we need a law making this illegal. Let's outlaw fun!
He just needs an obese jewish lawyer that knows nothing about medicine, public health, or microbiology to stand out in front and be in charge.
Ebola goes trick or treating, walks by this guy's house.
Goes straight to the hospital where they have less effective quarantine methods.
The barf bag being used to collect candy was a little unseemly.
Ebola goes to a store in NYC. Walks to the counter with a barf bag, a lawn sprayer, and a Big Gulp. Guy at the counter says, "sorry, can't ring up the Big Gulp."
Budumpa! (then Cymbals crashing)...lol.
Ebola walks into a restaurant and is refused service. He files discrimination charges against the owner.
And wins millions in damages ;-)
Ebola walks into a hospital. Hospital sends him away because he doesn't have insurance. Ebola comes back 3 days later after he becomes much more contagious, and gets two nurses sick. Nurses sue hospital for stupidity and reckless endangerment for profit. Case thrown out because of "tort reform" aka little guy can't sue big corporation legislation. Nmewn cheers and winks.
Everyone with Ebola who walks into a hospital is treated because its the law. After everyone who is infected dies, politicians decide to bulldoze the hospital instead of disinfecting it and build a new one, Krugman giggles.
Good thing there was that law in Dallas. And good thing that brainwashed sheeple want to deprive the nurses of the right to seek compensation for being exposed. Because there's a law.
You know, if this whole finance thing falls apart doing the old Cooking Meth in a old house and slapping a few Ebola stickers on the window sounds like an excellent business plan. Nobody will ever bother to check if the occupants of that house really have Ebola, and nobody will ever know since FEMA does not track the houses that are under monitoring.
That reminds me of the guy who drove to work duting Rush Hour in Phoenix on the I-17 with a large sign that said Explosives and Inflammable posted on the sides of his car and the roof.
Of course everyone gave him a wide berth.
Law Enforcement pulled him over and he correctly claimed that the Gasoline in his Gas Tank was both explosive and flammable.
Well he had a couple of days of headache free driving...until the News Media plastered the story over the airwaves...fucking bastards. (True story)
Then there was this guy who was pissed off at the state and decided to turn his license plate upside down in protest. Of course they shot him...(/sarc)
Just where is the justice???
The only one dead in Dallas is the Liberian and a New Yawk "doctor" (who should know better) not self quarantining himself after travelling to a hot zone and feeling "rundown" should give you pause.
At least the Dallas nurse asked (several times) if it was ok to fly, the CDC said yes.
That should give statists everywhere all the comfort in the world ;-)
The statist is the one who believe that the state should restrict private rights to seek compensation from greedy hospital administrators. Think about it.
The 'statist' is one who believes that all rights, priveledges, and responsibilities belong to the STATE. and that the rights and freedoms of an individual or group of individuals is naturally subsurvient to the needs or desires of the larger group (the 'state'). The STATE, therefore, is the arbiter in all such cases of law (as the hospital administrator is ALSO an 'individual'). A true STATIST encourages such lawsuits (as long as the State gets THEIR cut of the action). A little chaotic dispute helps the State maintain their illusion of 'order'.
Think about it.
Listen Rabbi.
I think the USSA FBI should step in here and stop this Halloween madness.
Your thoughts are greatly appreciated. NOT!
The FBI?
What are they going to do, shoot people?
Listen Rabbi.
*PUTIN: WORLD WITHOUT RULES IS POSSIBILITY; ANARCHY GROWING
"Wait! Greater Israel is not finished yet!"
If that puppy you have been raping all this time had Ebola, we wouldn't know it because the bleeding asshole could just be because of, well, you know.
That puppy hot monkey boy? Or is that just friction?
Are you wearing a hazmet condom? Thought not.
I know you love the attention.
Ebola kisses and wet Ebola dreams.
...holding a clipboard.
He is obviously a highly trained ZH reader.
Clipboard shows his high pedigree.
His wife will be standing on the front porch holding the clipboard, directing him as he hands out candy packaged in little biohazard bags.
“Let's outlaw fun! “
A nice addition would be every 15 minutes a made-up SWAT team shows up with flash grenades and all the trimmings.
LOL
I still think the Hilary costume is scarier for kids.
That's some funny shit
Where are the pools of bloody vomit and diarrhea? Quit half-assin' it, buddy.
And he has biohazard bags but the NYPD doesn't?
Not Halloween yet.
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Your sister also spams Comment Boards? Wow. I am so impressed.
only in amerika, as they say. we be crazy...crazy like a fox.
Gross.
Oh, he has the clipboard, he's immune to it.
As long as someone is carrying a clip board.
Should boost himself one of them FEMA coffins.
Those things are too damn big for his front lawn.
I would definetly use a backpack sprayer WITH CHLORINE instead of the clipboard but nice work!
Seems to be really bad taste.
Thousands of people are dying from this and we still have yet to see how it will affect the US. If 100K people in the US are dead this time next year, I don't think he's going to look like such an Einstein.
That reminds me, I'll need those blue gloves.
They'll really set off the gold Armani suit ;-)
Dude calls himself max cynical, and the nhe can't handle gallows humor???
GTFO...this is fight club...bitchez!
He seems to think everyone in America eats rancid bush meat (rats, bats, monkeys etc.) We have exactly ONE dead Liberian and THREE people in the medical field infected with it from coming into late stage contact.
The family "folks" clustered up in the dead Liberian's apartment don't have it.
Everybody needs to calm down, they are being played. Yes its deadly, just don't go all Ozzie Osborne and start beheading bats with your teeth and you should be fine.
A fucking Ebola Czar...lol...good grief.
Funny, methinks, that no whities been deads yet. But lotsa bros in da old time hood, mah man.
It is kinda funny and ironic, in da hood, over in the "motherland" the "brothers" banned travel to where ebola was. Not here in these hoods though. What does that say about common sense?...lol.
Here ya go, you'll love this, Vickery Meadows is "da hood" where the Liberian was staying in the apartment...
"Welcome to Vickery Meadow, a neighborhood that families call home! The community of Vickery Meadow is supported by the Vickery Meadow Management Corporation (VMMC), a 501(c )(3) non-profit organization that oversees the Vickery Meadow Improvement District (VMID). The VMID organization was formed in 1993 to enhance the quality of life for Vickery Meadow residents, and thereby stabilize the values of real property and real property improvements within the District. VMID, in collaboration with residents and area stakeholders, remains committed to making Vickery Meadow a “healthy community”. Like our new Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and join our email list to stay in the loop!
http://home.vickerymeadow.org/
I can't even begin to parody the existence of a heavilly subsidized community, led by parasitical oligarchs being called "a healthy community".
But there it is ;-)
One dead Liberian and THREE infected medical employees...in Hazmat suits nonetheless...
And nobody else IN THE OPEN AIR contracted this disease.
Now you may believe that the THREE Medical Workers are just part of a conspiracy. And believe me that I can understand your position. It just does not add up, does it?
Or the other possibility is that there are many other unreported cases and we have a pandemic.
Well we both know that they are LYING. I will grant you that.
But just what is the lie?
So can you understand my position?
Is it not better to err on the side of prudence and take precaution?
I really hope that I am wrong and that you are correct. But what if you are wrong?
So, "eboly" is either not as aggressively contagious in developed countries vs undeveloped countries or gummint and/or hospital bureaucrats suppression of "eboly" cases in all the states. Vote: up arrow former, down arrow latter.
Well...
"...in Hazmat suits nonetheless..." we're not exactly sure about that. I've had a little training in blood borne pathogens and they must have infected themselves taking them off or touched something around them with them on and then touched it again when they had no gloves/suits on, like a stethoscope, thermometer, even a monitor button etc.
Ebola doesn't go through walls...lol...and if it was airborne half of Dallas and NYC would have it by now.
What they are lying and misleading about (in my opinion) is their own incompetence in allowing it in, through the traveling public, legal & illegal immigration and on the one hand saying they can protect the public cuz they are the omnipotent federal government and then issuing "protocols" that rely on checking a persons temperature.
Its ridiculous. Someone could be running a mild fever (from the flu or ebola) in NYC and by the time they get to LA they've puked all up and down the aisle of the plane, its stupid and they (,gov) have been proven careless by their own actions in allowing unrestricted movement in & out of hot zone countries.
They let the shit in and I'm not the least bit interested in giving up my liberty because of their continuing incompetence.
Knukles, nmewn, Tall Tom...
READ THIS for further understanding regarding the Ebola designer plague (it includes an enlightening video interview as well):
http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2014/10/ebola-2.html
I'm kind of surprised that this one slipped by. I think ZH had posted this before (I have seen it on other news-disseminating websites as well).
Yu be racist hommie.
"He seems to think everyone in America eats rancid bush meat..."
Hey, bud, leave my wife out of it!
Agree 100%we all know that if this were realthe clipboard guy would not be wearing a suit.
;)
yes its a f****** hoax people
Einstein? Do you mean guy I saw giving hugs and kisses to the nurse who survived ebola? I saw that pic too. Hey, we've been assured by the most smartest peoples in the whole US that the ebola scare is just some political tactic being used by whitey to try to win elections. Chill. Nothing to worry about Maxie.
Oh, BTW... Thousands of people are dying right now. We're dropping bombs on them and they're chopping off heads. Now that's some scary shit.
Boo!!!
I cant believe the SS let her in the same room as him.
The dog wouldn't go near neither of 'em.
I think she came over the fence, so they didn't know she was there...
A walkthru and she was probably wearing a body condom underneath. She never sat down on any chair or couch. Walk-thru.
I think there were probably 4 layers of clothes on each, and afterward they split probably had 3 showers and alcohol scrub.
Maybe it was photoshopped ?
Possible.
I agree that she needed all of that to protect herself from him. In her weakened condition and all, she is risking a lot going anywhere near him, much less a hug.
What about the b.s. that in recovered "eboly" patients can harbor virus up to 6 weeks after? Specifically, sperm but i guess not twat juice. Too bad. LMAO if obala came down w "eboly". Too bad wont happen. Too bad.
lol...workin on my Ebola Czar costume now ;-)
How about you really mix it up this time and make him Russian Orthodox?
Did they get paid to lobby for failing institutions too? ;-)
Nice new IBC on the front lawn there!! He and the Family would look more "authentic" if they went the whole hog with HazMat training suits - http://www.warrackherald.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/suits.jpg
Might consider one of these next to the front door too - to "decontaminate" unwanted visitors - http://images.wisegeek.com/workers-in-radiation-suits-wash-off-contaminants.jpg
"Family Reunion" - http://www.sonoma-county.org/fire/enews/april_2012/images/hazmat_1.jpg ;-))
Are those hazmat suits lime green cause they're made in Key West?
Funny.
You got to have a sense of humor in this world. And Halloween is supposed to be scary.
He could throw $100 to the Ebola vaccine fund to help his P.R. - awfully nice house.
Gates and Zuckerberg would be grateful.
Scary?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to your chicken?
You get an EGG-SPLOSION!
Is that as bad as explosive bloody diarrhea caused by ebola?
Only if they have primo spurs!
Cock fighting was a really sinful Gentlemans sport back in the day.
Usually when everyone else was at the Church Picnic.
Sometimes, many years later, you had to ride your arthritic old arse back across two states to ask forgiveness.
A couple of years before you met your maker.
The trip back home felt better.
Work has declared that we must do costumes for Halloween.
Mine's a white lab coat, left side will have glued on half-melted tootsie rolls and brown stain, right side will be bloody. Facemask will have hole torn in it. Flip-Flops. Name tag: Dr Sloppy.
At least he didn't go Ebowling like that Dr in NYC
And everyone used to worry about who's feet were last in those shoes ;-)
Since Ebola victims sweat profusely, there's always the risk of the "Sweaty Insole" problem . . . . http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/10/27/ebola-wars
You'd be (E)bowling along, and then you contract an (E)Bowls related injury!
So it only took 12 hours to sanitize all the bowling balls and shoes?
Bowling alley was re-opened today. He had his fingers in those holes.
I'm long pipe brushes and cordless drills.
'Fuck it Dude. Let's go bowling.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puIstclBcO0
yeah, this guy don't have to worry about answering the door Halloweed night.
He gets to eat all the candy.
Butterfingers, Snickers, Reeses, and Take Fives; mmmm...
Manufactured Terrorism setting the stage for World Domination
The tote and drums cost quite a bit of money. If they are reused industrial containers I sure hope they are RCRA clean.
Speechless!! What can you say? Bravo!
Sad we’re only devirginized once.
It may even too politically incorrect for ZH to describe the hilarious shit we have done on holloweenie.
Out in the wilds where I live we obviously don't get many kids. They were all drafted and died in Vietnam. So one year when favorite number 1 daughter had gone off to college, about 10 kids from her high school came by and did the door bell trick and so I answered the door. No candy. So I said no, she wasn't here (I mean WFT did they think she was, home for the Halloween break ... these fucking CA schools are not for the unchallenged) and apologized for having no candy. And said that instead they could each have one cigarette or one of the religious pamphlets that I people had left with us.
Their mouths dropped open and they slowly backed away across the little bridge to our front door.
What a great Halloween.
Good thing. Nicotine poison is a biotch at that age.
Going to put a coin candy machine out front.
If they ignore it, I'll use your cigarette offer.
(Actually have already bought 100 packs of candy cigarettes.)
Ebola has certain date and destination, this thing is known and confirmed!
Get a day "party" pagan is interesting.
Halloween is one of imbeciles things in American culture, worship and / or call demons - by sweeter than sweets are.
Another stupid thing is "sleepover", a child sleeping in another person's home or college / school. I never let my children participate in something, in my concept is indecent, knows who will take care of the children?
Third stupid thing: teens losing their virginity as happens prom in high school (before they go to college).
I did two college and did not have sex with any of my friends who studied with me, is a matter of culture.
'm Not puritanical, but need not have "data" to do things, it is very unusual to other cultures.
Gee!
hehe!
"Halloween is one of imbeciles things in American culture, worship and / or call demons - by sweeter than sweets are."
Right, and this is soooooo more sophisicated:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoqGgEPtwTM
LOL. Even Argentinians make fun of you.
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A lot of hot links associated with the video!
Oh brother...I sure hope my neighbors don't get upset over my pretend bankers hanging from the trees in my front yard ... clutching nail guns of course.
Halloween is supposed to be scary. Justice being carried out is soothing and comforting. The only problem is the pretend thing, that does jerk us back to remembering justice is not possible.
So, okay, guess it is scary. Carry on.
You should do it..... that would be legendary
Ebola is a great Halloween theme. Kids will not want to take any candy.
And even if they do, my house is giving out dried fruit-bats this year.
I like it, dried fruit bat roll ups.
I just dress normal on Halloween and ask people if they like my costume.
After they express aastonishment at my question I just follow it it with, "Well??? Then what does a Serial Killer supposed to look like?"
That look of absolute horror and fear on their faces makes it all worthwhile.
Imagine a life sized Hillary mannequin grinning and pointing a nail gun at you. That would get a Halloween scare award.
"Honey , I shrunk the kids !"
"Don't worry dear . Theyr'e only midget Americans anyway .
By the time the schools and bosses are done with them , they will be true dwarfs ."
https://www.academia.edu/8945501/Dinosaur_Death_by_Dwarfism
Brilliant satire. Except he shouldn't be wearing a hazmat suit if he's carrying the clipboard
I hope this guy finds out who called to cops and has their house swatted for the drugs they're obvious smoking
Well, he can do whatever he wants in his yard. Except growing his own fruits and vegetables of course.
Another interesting theme would be an ISIS house of horrors. But that would get you in trouble with CAIR and the PC crowd.
Isn't too soon from blue harvest? At least I think it is. Either or so what, well im a real shitty reporter.
I found this too be ....sweet a little
Wang Chien-Ming, (?? in Mandarin), having settled down to fish at the edge of the river in Guangdong province, soon realized that he had forgotten to bring any bait.
Slightly annoyed with himself, Wang noticed a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. Knowing it was the year of the snake, Wang grabbed the snake and robbed him of his worm. Then later, feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he continued happily with his fishing.
An hour or so later Wang felt a tug at his trouser leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth..................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXddXzB_J7c&sns=em
Good nite rebel scum
Don't shoot until you see the blue of their helmets... or the yellow of their biohazard suits.
Is he giving out bush-meat instead of candy?
This guy is smart. He's got the CDC and the Federal Government over the barrel on this one.
CDC and Gov move in on him in anyway and try to shut down his Holloween "decoration", the gig is up and everyone should start to panic.
CDC and Gov think it best that they let this blow over and do nothing in hopes that after Oct 31st he takes it all down.
It'll get real interesting if he leaves all this up AFTER Oct 31st. LOL
Reminds me how Japan was awarded the 2020 Olympics. There were 2 choices. Spain or Japan. Had they picked Spain (which is all intents and purposes is bankrupt), this would be pretty much admitiing that Japan was fucked because of Fukishima. How else could you explain giving priority to a bankrupt country over Japan. Would have blown the radiation issue clear out of the water.