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So whats our main man Anthony Weiner up to these days?
http://gawker.com/anthony-weiner-still-doesnt-understand-how-to-use-twitt-1650339896
About what was expected ;-)
i love the new 100s, they are very secure, tamper proof, impossible to counterfeit, unless you are the fed. in the event that it all goes to hell, these bills are good as gold simply because of all these security measures. occassionally the idiots give us something, a physically reliable paper currency is one of them. turn in your old notes for the new ones. and hoarde them ducklings!! bennie b and girl friday hate when you do that, so do it!!
The American people will one day bury "Dr.BarackHusseinObama" as well as themselves with a bag full of those in their casket(s)!
No good reason to sugar coat it at this stage of the game!!
Many thx WB7 for what you do!!!
What's in his hand, William? Is that a 21st century cellphone, or a 23rd century communicator?
Looks like he's gonna 'deleverage' (he's poised to remove one of the 'zeroes').
I didn't realize that Barry Soetoro also holds a 'doctorate'. SHIT.
"100% BIODEGRADABLE"!
Better than Fukushima Dai-Ichi, I bet:
http://fukushima-diary.com/2014/10/460000000-bqm3-cs-134137-detected-mou...
460,000,000 Bequerels-m3 (disintegrations per second per sqare metre) is FAR LESS than 1,000,000,000 Zimbabwe currency units per wallet (by more than a factor of 2).
Barry has whatever degree you want him to have. When Columbia had their 30th reunion nobody could remember Barry at all. A professor who taught two classes Barry would have to have taken in order to graduate swears he was never in school. Odd? Weird? WTF?
laugh all you want...Gideon Gono still has his job...hyper inflation can be fun and profitable if you understand how it works...
Forward, Zimbamerica !
Love the squooshed designs, and the training lines for the signature!
Um, what's that a picture of in the middle anyway?
Zimbabwe Munny and Dr. Gideon Gono
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balancing_Rocks#Epsworth
A famous balancing rocks formation is located 13 kilometres (8.1 mi) southeast of Harare, off the Chiremba Road. These rocks achieved fame when they were featured prominently in the design of Zimbabwe's bank notes.
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Kewl.
This must be counterfeit, because, I have proof of prior agreement the person on the first $Trillion FRN will be Ben Bernanke.
Sincerely yours,
Edward Quince
African cornucopias from Zimbabwe and Kenya are filled with uncountable dollars.
That's why you always use full sheets of paper with large margins for those econ calculous problems... Always ending up cramming zeros as the exponential derivatives take hold.
One too many zeros.
Hmmm - I counted and saw two zeroes short!
A zero here, a zero there, pretty soon you're talking about real money.
Bill, opened the package - the image is great. to all on ZH bill's work is for sale and he is worth supporting- I hope to buy more myself.
ps..seems the package was opened in transit, but no kiddie porn or drugs were found so it found it's way to me.
Peace, stay well your images of HK and your parody have an impact, I bow to your genius.
US Customs at your service. I am glad the print survived the ordeal. I guess they are looking for Ebola prints.
Tnx for your support!
Just print up the 18 trillion dollar note and deposit it in the Treasury.
Problem solved!!! ;-)
They should print a whole bunch... you know... just in case.
"They should print a whole bunch... you know... just in case."
Yep. Pay the debt with the first one. A roll of black label TP for the Kenyan's powder room with the second. Put the rest on ebay and raise some hard currency to refill the press room coke machine.
Forward!
I asked that question in 10th grade, why not just print 500 billion note? (Back a few years ago, mind you). Teacher said that would be bad cause no one would trust the dollar anymore.
(But if we do it slow enough? Lol)
More than a few of us were "slow learners"...but not all of us had bad "teachers"...lol.
The first gold coin I ever bought was a Valentines Day gift for the soon to be Mrs.N back in the eighties. It was a panda gold chain necklace. I got it because it was cute but elegant (just right for a lady), would hold its value for possibly longer than we would ever be together(one never knows at the time) but it would be hers still, forever, as a reminder of me and my feelings for her, for as long as she wanted either.
Somehow we're still together (I'm not the easiest guy to live with all my ranting), the necklace is now worth 3X more than I paid but the smile she gives when she puts it on is priceless, to me ;-)
It might choke Arti but it ain't gonna choke Stymie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNSzZvEkoDE
It may fool Gold, but it doesn't fool ME !
Fools gold?
Ghouls Fold would appear.
Ghouls Fold would appear.
They sure have me fooled. I will gladly slave for an entire lifetime in exchange for one little pice of green Jew confetti...
Dr. B.H. Obama
lmao. Nice touch.
Ghouls here? No.