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Saturday Humor: How Social Media Reacted To The Queen's First Tweet
The Queen unleashed her first tweet on Friday from the official account of the British Monarchy, explaining her pleasure at opening a new exhibit at The Science Museum...
It is a pleasure to open the Information Age exhibition today at the @ScienceMuseum and I hope people will enjoy visiting. Elizabeth R.
— BritishMonarchy (@BritishMonarchy) October 24, 2014
The news media were exultant and instantly went to Social Media for their reaction... Unfortunately for The BBC, they live broadcast a less-than-BBC-esque remark from one @WolfgangDikface...
The account has since been removed/disabled.
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That guy's a ZHer!
I seen him before!
Axemeatbathemal or 'sumptin like that?
Travel well
First tweet of Queen...
We will, we will, rocking you!
Good day Boris. Nice to see you :-)
"Ahmeexnal"
"Our Hero"
Ssssshhhhh
The frist rule of Fight Club is to never talk about Fight Club
The second rule of Fight Club is to never talk about Fight Club
Thought it was a brand of deodorant
Thank you, your royal heinousness, for your twat.
Now please get along with dying, and save your loyal subjects some union jack.
Carry On.
I thought HRH Elizabeth Vegina was going to tell us she's ceramic.
Listen.
Oh look at all of you Americans. Worshiping the filthy Queen and the "BRITISH" cocksuckers. The very group that motivated your ancestors to flee only ~200 yrs ago...
Fucking amazing!
The same people that taught you English too ;-)
The Brits (technically, I am one) have a LOT to answer for, but the language is certainly interesting.
You might want to re-think that old chap...
http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/10/11/the-deep-perversion-of-language/
PS: Brother Bangalore ET, take a deep breath.....innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn and outttttttttttttttttttttttttt....it's all good. Let's go back to the humor.....which was awesome....
One lovely Indian girl brown ass at a time.....Those are the children who are dragging India out of the Stone Ages!
Listen.
You have to be one of the biggest retards I've seen on here, and that's saying something. Your new name is Bangalore dingdong.
What a fucking retard. How did you get that from us noticing (one who shall remain anonymous) telling a parastical monarch to fuck off?
I hope ORI tracks your scrawny ass down to whatever slum you call home in Bangalore and rips your fucking face off for identifying yourself as an Indian.
Allan's SNACKBAR!
Jim Morrison would approve of his likeness being used.
What?
HWY An American Pastoral 1969 by WolfgangDikface and friends
Starring WolfgangDikface and somebody's bitchin wheels
To bad Arnold already erased him...
Why is the tweet signed Elizabeth R?
What is the R for?
I thought her last name was Wettin, later changed to Windsor, to not sound so German during WW1?
She eats babies BTW.
All hail the reptile queen!
Regina, rhymes with vagina.
Salve Regina lacertam.
Rothschild
The R is short for Regina, which in Latin means Queen....not to be confused with the masculine form of the word, Rex ("King"), which is also abbreviated R in English, if you happen to find yourself installed as a monarch someday.
yer, as in Regent, regency, regal ... all that apocryphal monarchic shyte
Frau Saxe-Coburg-Gotha
my friend's step-sister makes $67 every hour on the computer . She has been fired from work for 7 months but last month her pay check was $14130 just working on the computer for a few hours. blog here... www.Yelptrade.com
Off with their heads!
Fuck the Queen!
God Fuck The Queen!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dtUH2YSFlVU
This chap had better taste: http://www.boston.com/news/local/connecticut/2014/10/25/woman-finds-nake...
Pro Tip:
Never fire a warning shot.
Never, ever....fire a warning shot at a man that's raping a pit bull.
Holy shit. That story. Shamfuckingwow.
So I guess he was the parolee?
So will they put the animal down for such atrocities against mans best friend?
In Tennessee they kill dogs that kill ducks. I thought many a hunter lived around them parts. hmmmm....
http://www.change.org/p/save-beau-the-dog-s-life?recruiter=30654598&utm_...
"he has not yet been formally charged with any crime, according to police."
That's right, cuz beastiality is next.
https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/transgender-teachers-transition-announced-by-school-100841145042.html
I would have shot him.
not with my dick
Did Her Heinie see it?
Censorship? That's the best they could do?
What if he was creative and put something like:
Numerous children were sacrificed to bring you this message
Do they do SWATTING in the UK? Or does that queen Cameron just throw a hissy fit at his next press conference
#wheresthefuckinggold
#AskGordonBrown
#gordonbrownisdead
#MissedTheObituary
#andthegold
#AtTheBottomOfHudsonBay
Don't worry Monarchy. If I see something here at ZH. I will say something.
/s.
False flag to justify proposed UK jail time laws.
http://yro.slashdot.org/story/14/10/19/2313233/in-uk-internet-trolls-cou...
This one would be worth it.
Nothing against the queen, but I can't stop laughing... My wife thinks I am drunk I have been laughing so hard.
That is hilarious, and it is all the better if that guy is the same dude that frequents ZH.
Uai!
If it was the first fart, the first cum, first kiss, so it would be interesting.
Tyler, you're not the Daily Mail complex?
Tryin a title of Lord?
hehe.
The Queen Tweet? Really? That makes me giggle like paging for Stu Padasso.
Cast the Queen with the cloven hooves into Hades. Primative bitch. Your in the same group as the sand people that wear dresses. Ya Halloween is coming up. Don't forget to look like yourself M'Fer.
Off-topic:
http://g1.globo.com/politica/eleicoes/2014/noticia/2014/10/predio-da-edi...
Brazilians know who pays - CIA and other soups little letters - the media.
Are revolting, cauldron could boil.
George Sohos and others spent the goo to elect Neves Aetius.
If they lose, are fucked, will be a great loss, and demoralizing.
hehe.
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lololololololololololololololololololololol.....
after living in britain for a while, and never being able to comprehend (or square off how most britons accept) the idea of a 'monarchy' in this day and age... (not to mention that my time in britain was more than a few years ago from today)... and co-exists along with coal miner's strikes, labor party, (and other damned kommies around) such 'tweet' (or is it twit ? i never could make out the rules of english *let along american* spelling and pronunciation of 'i' and 'e' vowels or... is it bowels -lol... i have an excuse, i learned to "spell" at age 29).
anyway... the point... learning that the 'royals' (or at least the queen) had her first.... tweet (?) before i would even consider having such an account... made me feel very good.... then, the response as posted by zero... "fuck off" at the monarchy, by no less than wolfangDickFace.... made me literally burst out laughing....
i guess.... once again, mencken seems to have the best explanation..... to wit: (taking the liberty of equating the british monarchy with... ahem democracy ? -lol)
I confess, for my part, that it greatly delights me. I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. Does it exalt dunderheads, cowards, trimmers, frauds, cads? Then the pain of seeing them go up is balanced and obliterated by the joy of seeing them come down. Is it inordinately wasteful, extravagant, dishonest? Then so is every other form of government: all alike are enemies to laborious and virtuous men. Is rascality at the very heart of it? Well, we have borne that rascality since 1776, and continue to survive. In the long run, it may turn out that rascality is necessary to human government, and even to civilization itself—that civilization, at bottom, is nothing but a colossal swindle. I do not know: I report only that when the suckers are running well the spectacle is infinitely exhilarating. But I am, it may be, a somewhat malicious man: my sympathies, when it comes to suckers, tend to be coy. What I can't make out is how any man can believe in democracy who feels for and with them, and is pained when they are debauched and made a show of. How can any man be a democrat who is sincerely a democrat?
with luck... the above (from H.L. Mencken) sort of explains the possibility of the existance of the FED in a country that it is supposed to excel and protect the indivdual... and in addition, it also explains why it is that libertarians (myself included), will NEVER hold a position of relevant power.... (hint... humans HATE self imposed responsibility) based on the rule of 80%/20% which is... 80% of people are lazy, watchers, slackers... the 20% being producers... no way we (libertarians) can have a "majority" under demo-crazy...
:^)
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"The account has since been removed/disabled."
Wait. Which account?
The fucking queen and her facist regime's account. By request of wolfgangdikface.
You, sir, are a realist.
I assume he is now residing in the tower of London as we speak
Breaking news. Ha ha ha ha ha ha hah a ha! Slow news day. People wipe her ass for her. You think she will use her own fingers to tweet?
No way. She doesn't even use her own fingers to dial her cellphone. Flunkies everywhere.
Indeed !
If you think that Queenie is an anachronism in this day and age, wait till jughandles gets on the throne.
Wolfgang Dikface meet Bang Dai Ho.
I am shocked! No need to act boorish, proper ettiquette would be: "Your Majesty, FUCK OFF you Royal Twat!!...."
I suspect she spends less on vacations than our Queen.
God save the Queen. She ain't no human been.
Is it proper to curtsy before telling HRH to F off?
if by curtsy you mean mooning her while wearing a kilt, then yes.
Wheres Mr. Schnitzelface when you need him to back Mr. Dikface up? Wolfgang Dikface for head of the wold government NWO supreme royal dictator.
"The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable" The real reason why OscarWilde was zapped .
Will the Master of the Hunt now Tweet instead of Bugling ?
LOL!!!! Classic
How rude!
He could have said "bugger off." :-D
She's a QILF!