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Artist's Impression Of President Obama's Midterm Election Campaign

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Just a few short weeks ago, Maryland Democratic Lieutenant Governor Anthony Brown had a 16 point lead over Republican small businessman Larry Hogan in the state's Gubernatorial debate. Things have slipped since then. Following last week's dismal appearance by President Obama stumping for Brown - which saw crowds streaming out of the event leaving bleachers empty, his lead has collapsed  to just 2 points (according to apossibly partisan leaked poll reported by The Daily Caller)... We suspect the growing unwelcomeness of the president on the campaign trail looks a little like this...

 

 

 

Source: Cagle

 

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Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:21 | 5383771 Cognitive Dissonance
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Priceless! The 'new' cement shoes.

No doubt about it, Obama is a political heavy weight.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:28 | 5383798 BorisTheBlade
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more like a political dead weight

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:34 | 5383827 negative rates
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Ankers away.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:46 | 5383866 TeamDepends
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Hey everyone, we are officially coming out as Transgender which means you MUST listen to our poetry:

Our Dong is gone
Gone, is our Dong
So long, Long Dong
Shit, we fucked up!
Amber Alert for our Shlong

Thank you and good night!

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:18 | 5383972 FuzzyDunlop21
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youre no Limerick King but I appreciate the sentiment. 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:37 | 5384046 Four chan
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barry soetoro aka barack obama was raised by muslims and communists what do you expect? 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 19:49 | 5384243 Pickleton
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 his lead has collapsed  to just 2 points

 

That's ok, the democrat 'dead vote' will handily make up for it.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 20:27 | 5384344 sylviasays
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The Federal Election Commission said that the unprecedented lengths of FEC filings by Democrat candidates is preventing the commission from making campaign finance data publicly available.

The longest October quarterly filing by far came from the campaign of Rep. Bruce Braley, the Democratic candidate for Senate in Iowa. His filing came in at more than 26,000 pages, and had to be divided into six scanned PDF files on FEC’s website.

 

http://freebeacon.com/politics/republicans-see-anti-transparency-agenda-...

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 03:12 | 5385129 MisterMousePotato
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Please ... they're not "Democratic." They're "Democrats." Big difference. (And big problem.)

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:26 | 5383995 booboo
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Anchor Baby for who ever the fuck his commie leaky tramp mother ended up marrying for a total of three years.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:46 | 5383870 Winston Churchill
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More like a fluke than the whole anchor.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:54 | 5383899 mantrid
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it should be Bush-anchor... or maybe Clinton-anchor... or Keith-Alexander-anchor... or Nixon-anchor... or...

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:42 | 5384064 logicalman
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Humanity needs to get rid of the Banchors.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 19:39 | 5384203 Dinero D. Profit
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There's a lot of humanity in men, women, and children.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:59 | 5383921 WhackoWarner
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During the course of my REM sleep and dreaming I see many scenarios.

But last night I awoke in horror from a dream the Hilary was elected. 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:35 | 5384038 negative rates
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I woke from a nightmare where she ran out of time to get elected. We all won.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:44 | 5384070 logicalman
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Are you sure you awoke from that nightmare???

If you are, you need to stay awake forever now.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 19:50 | 5384246 Pickleton
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donchu worry none, Jeb Bush will make sure the nightmare becomes reality.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 20:33 | 5384367 barre-de-rire
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not a nightmare dude, it is the futur. and the end, of the futur.

 

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 06:31 | 5385271 flapdoodle
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Don't worry - Papa Bush convinced the deciders a while back to field Jeb Bush in 2016 - the whole illegal immigration fiasco is the preparation for that IMHO.

Hillary is past her expiration date as a viable candidate.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 22:58 | 5384809 Freddie
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The problem is Amerika is finished.  The Neo-Zio-Con pro-amnesty MIC scum like McCain, Graham, Rubio and others are all on the same team with Obama and the Democrats like Schumer, Feinstein, Boxer and the other Senate scum.

The Senate is pure evil.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:19 | 5383775 Rainman
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Which one is the jackass ?

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:26 | 5383790 Payne
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Jackass can be convinced to do usefull work,  not sure that applies to either group of politicians.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:32 | 5383823 JuliaS
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The portrait doesn't do Kerry any justice.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:44 | 5383861 JamesBond
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he's got the teeth right....

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:48 | 5383880 Winston Churchill
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Don't be looking a gift horse in the mouth.....

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 19:29 | 5384168 max2205
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When's the last time we put a U.S. president in jail?

Just asking

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 19:37 | 5384188 Jena
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We havent been nearly ambitious enough.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 21:20 | 5384489 Vampyroteuthis ...
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When's the last time we put a U.S. president in jail?

How about at the bottom of a rope on a light pole?

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:20 | 5383777 yrad
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If only it was true for both Left and Right..

 

3rd party needed badly.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:20 | 5383779 ebworthen
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And if the Republican Hogan gets elected he'll be told which way the wind blows when he gets to Capitol Hill and nothing will change.

They don't call it CONgress for nothing.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:43 | 5383856 Charles Nelson ...
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Hogan is getting hot at the right time. All weekend out in Frederick & Carroll County there were people at intersections with his signs. The way out numbered (R's) definitely smell blood. Too bad they don't realize their guy isn't so much "small gov't" or any different from the guy in the "big gov't" camp. It won't make one bit of difference who wins.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 19:29 | 5384171 max2205
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He's running for governor moron

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 20:33 | 5384371 Charles Nelson ...
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Thanks shithead, I didn't know that as a resident of Maryland. Thanks to brilliant douchebags like you, I'm now more informed.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:23 | 5383780 LetThemEatRand
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When people stop voting Red and Blue I'll take notice.  A lot of Blues have figured out that Obama is a lie, but they blame him as opposed to the entire two party system being the lie.  So they'll stay home or go Red this time around and nothing will change, and then in the next 2 or 4 years they will be sure that the Blue Team will fix it.  And on and on and on ad infinitum, or until TPTB decide it's no longer necessary to pretend that we have a free society with elected representatives (which I doubt we'll see in our lifetimes.  Why would they give up something that has worked so well for so long).

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:44 | 5383859 Urban Redneck
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If you ignore the eastern shore and the western pan handle (like the Statehouse does) the dissatisfied Demoncunts would probably rather take cheese-graders to their genitalia than vote Republitard... It's not like there isn't a Libertarian on the ballot. The lack of Green & Socialist candidates in the People Republic is kind of surprising though.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:51 | 5383890 Spastica Rex
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The lack of Green & Socialist candidates in the People Republic is kind of surprising though.

Why? The US "left" is center-right anywhere else in the world. Although Seattle does have a "socialist" on the city council, and the "Socialists" run a presidential candidate every four years.

Don't vote, I say; it only encourages them - all of them.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:29 | 5384010 Urban Redneck
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There is an officially recognized Green Party in Maryland, so its candidate would automatically be on the ballot, and this would be an ideal election cycle to run a candidate so that the party retains official recognition.

On my side of the the Potomac River, things are actually worse. The State only recognizes TWO political parties, all others must register as political action committees, not parties. But with that caveat- there is a Socialist Party in Virginia- I just didn't realize we were so much more progressive than the troglodytes on the other side of the river...

As to the other thing- silence is consent in the eyes of the serf raping establishment. I figure voicing a loud HELL NO! is preferable to letting things escalate to the point that I have to castrate Terry McAuliffe in front of his wife and kids..

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:45 | 5384079 logicalman
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If you vote, you are complicit in the crimes of government.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 21:00 | 5384442 ThisIsBob
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Voting is bullshit.  Country has been voting about stuff for a long, long time.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:49 | 5384085 James-Morrison
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I do my best:  I write in "None Of The Above" each year.

I'm waiting for the rest of the voters to catch on.

(It's kind of like being the first person who started "the wave" in sports stadiums.)

What will happen when "None Of The Above" wins?  Would they even report it?

Sounds like many commenters here are close to voting the same...

(Make sure you spell it correctly : 'None Of The Above') 

 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 19:00 | 5384113 Colonel Klink
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Won't do any good because the "electoral college" doesn't have none of the above listed on their ballot.  The popular vote means ab-so-lute-ly nothing!

 

Bullets change governments far surer than votes.  Repeat it, remember it!

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 19:13 | 5384140 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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LTER

Can you point a single article during Obamas first campaign for President in which it was explained that voting for Obama was no different then voting for Bush. That both parties were the same and it was meaningless.

Because I have found that only after Barrack Hussein Obama, the first African American President, proved that he was liar and incompentent did those who did not listen to those of us who were screaming he was fraud and Chicago style corrupt DNC money man, start to say there is no difference between the parties.

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 00:04 | 5384933 Freddie
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He is evil along with the Bush klan and Clintons.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:22 | 5383784 Bell's 2 hearted
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something wrong about that picture ... oh, i see ... O not holding a golf club ...

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:26 | 5383793 Rastadamus
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Like that anchor? Well like it or not you're paying for it.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:28 | 5384005 Buckaroo Banzai
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The cartoon would be a little more honest if the donkey was replaced by the entire USA.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:31 | 5383820 franzpick
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The anchor tenant of the white house.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 19:05 | 5383838 himaroid
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You call that guy an artist?

They should see WB7's stuff.

His avatar is in FUNK

and wagnalls,

beside Artiste.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 19:52 | 5384249 Pickleton
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They should see WB7's stuff.

 

They have.  That's why he went with this.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:37 | 5383839 Dr. Venkman
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That's Reggie's favorite position.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:41 | 5383847 Kinskian
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Republicans have their own anchor.... Karl Fuckin Rove. Any candidate listening to the advice of that asshole is likely to lose.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:46 | 5383869 Charles Nelson ...
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Or catch his balls in their mouth?!?

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:23 | 5383988 DaddyO
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Rove, a teabagger?

Methinks not!

Evil incarnate is more fitting, no?

DaddyO

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:48 | 5384084 logicalman
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All self-respecting scum sucking sacks of shit cross the street when they see him heading their way.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 19:17 | 5384152 Emergency Ward
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Rumor is that Obama is looking to replace Valerie Jarrett with Karl Rove.  Ideological continuity and all that.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 20:31 | 5384353 GeorgeHayduke
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Yeah, the Dems are terrible, but the Rethugs are no better. Nor are the ideologically freaky Tea Baggers. Voting is a shit sandwich no sane person wants to deal with anymore.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:24 | 5383993 pupdog1
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New Black Panther fists... Check.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:27 | 5384003 pupdog1
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The hope and change anchor is currently campaigning in Wisconsin for the anti-Scott Walker candidate for gov. She's the bitch that took TREK bikes offshore, and hasn't worked in an actual job for the last eight years. Sounds about right.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:45 | 5384067 highwaytoserfdom
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I see it yes Pelosi and women's vote not just the teeth but separated at birth. Then again it is an artist interpenetration. Nancy does not want to look for Golf balls in the drink.   Those loving golf widows.... need a little Wookie Chewbaka temperament, mabey not those soccer kicks to shins for school lunches have them upset. 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:56 | 5384103 porcsale
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Don't you think it's stupid to blame any president for what happens?

I mean John F. Kennedy was shot in the head in broad daylight and nothing happened. Last time I checked, people receiving bullets in their head are not running the show.

All that president talk - wether it's Reagan, Obama, Bush, you name it - is completely useless. As it's been said, there's something behind the president much bigger than the president himself.

Isn't this just wasting time?

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 19:07 | 5384130 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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So every time Obmam has blamed Bush he was  fucking stupid. Thanks. Been awhile since I heard anyone have the guts and not be afraid of being called a racist when they pointed out that Barrack Hussein Obama, the first African American President, is stupid when he blames other Presidents. 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 20:44 | 5384400 GeorgeHayduke
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Wow. Reasoning and logic aren't your strong suits are they?

Bush and his cronies blamed 911 on Clinton. It's kind of the way they all play the game of shifting blame. Such is the nature of the CEO for USA, Inc. As long as them and their buddies get to feather their nest, they don't really care who they blame or who get's killed as long as it's not them. This is the way the 'Mercan culture of I've got mine screw you has evolved. Enjoy.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 19:08 | 5384131 Emergency Ward
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A president is an active, willing part of that "something", not just an innocent bystander.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 21:39 | 5384545 porcsale
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Clearly. To me that just shows that every president after JFK willingly participated in this "something". But look at the time spent: "he did this, he did that!"

If we know we're dealing with more that what meets the eye, let's act that way.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:57 | 5384107 Colonel Klink
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And let's hear it for Hitlery.....cankles away my friend, cankles away...

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 19:41 | 5384213 Choomwagon Roof Hits
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"We came, we saw, he died" *cackle*

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 20:08 | 5384292 Colonel Klink
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"We came, we saw, we did nothing to help, he died" *cackle*

FIFY

-Hitlery

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 20:35 | 5384375 Choomwagon Roof Hits
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Dude, come on, it was a YouTube video that caused that.  What difference does it make anyways?

BTW - long time lurker first time poster.  Glad to take the plunge and join the Hedge.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 23:32 | 5384888 Colonel Klink
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First time poster, in honor of fight club rules you have to fight.  You're full of shit it was caused by a video.  What are you one of the brain dead masses who believe everything the media and government parrots?

Smoking too much Choom?

Welcome! :)

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 20:55 | 5384431 Buster Cherry
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And in my minds eye, I see her kneeling next to his badly beaten dead body, licking up his blood from the floor, then raising her head with a.maniacal look in her eyes making that famous statement.

 

Antichrist....who'd a thunk it would be a.woman?

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 21:13 | 5384469 Choomwagon Roof Hits
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Not a religious man but it would be oddly fitting if the Antichrist was the polar opposite of the regular Christ, including gender.  We live in interesting times. 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 23:33 | 5384889 Colonel Klink
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So you're saying it's possible the antichrist may just be pro Muslim!

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 20:23 | 5384297 highwaytoserfdom
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hey Rhode Island has a Vulture capital Rhodes Scholar AKA Bubba/Hitlery clone running for Governor   who turned pensions over to ex NY FED  Roger Ferguson  at TIACREF

What does Carlin say  there coming for your pension and social security,      Check out state flag boat anchor  with Hope on it..... Can't make this stuff up.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Rhode_Island#mediaviewer/File:Flag_... vg

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 20:51 | 5384412 Buster Cherry
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I pray hillary has a stroke.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 21:12 | 5384471 logicalman
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You are way too kind.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 23:34 | 5384892 Colonel Klink
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I'd settle for a debilitating stroke followed by a slow painful decline to death!

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 21:41 | 5384551 MrButtoMcFarty
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From realizing she is going to die in a fire....

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 00:18 | 5384946 benb
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I think the reality of the situation is Ayatollah Barry is going to really raise hell to take down the U.S. starting immediately after next week's elections.

 

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 00:32 | 5384967 Otto Zitte
Tue, 10/28/2014 - 05:07 | 5385194 RazvanM
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Time to call in the Voting Dead Army and the Army of do-gooders-with-others-money!

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