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Caption Contest: Bart Chilton Salutes You
When someone asks you who is the biggest sellout is in the history of the CFTC, the person who allegedly "crusaded" against gold and silver manipulation, only to blame his and his agency's gross incompetence and conflicts of interest on lack of funding, and who tirelessly preached about the dangers of HFT to anyone who cared, only to become an HFT lobbyist and advisor, one right answer isn't the long-haired terrorist dude but his real-life doppelganger, Bart Chilton.
Then again, Mr. Chilton doesn't care what you think of him, as he laughs all the way to the bank.
In fact, here he is at the World Federation of Exchanges 54th Annual Meeting (where he is defending HFT) telling his critics precisely what he thinks of them.
Source @WFE, h/t Ronan
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Fuck you Bart! You neglected your duties and you're no better than any other banker scum.
what a dick munch...
cant tell if Chilton is throwing the Shocker....or its evil stepchild, the Spocker.
either way, the result is the same and we're all experiencing it....
I wonder if he or Daschle is in on top most times.
Peace sign and Satanism
Goldy Locks, the Wicked Witch of the West... Careful, I have flying monkeys and I know how to use them!!!!
Nice mullet, brah!
Winner.
Ripping on a mullet is always proper ettiquette.
Works for .gov. Collects taxpayer paycheck. Retires on taxpayer pension. People like that are totally helping turnaround our broke country.
Nice skullet, brah!
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Skullet_9f1ea8_976897.jpg
Hey, that's Devin Townsend! Go devy, and skullets.
https://vanzguitars.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/devintownsend1.jpg
Awesome song of his to go with our honoring of skullets:
Devin Townsend - Supercrush
Two - wide - for the stink, none for the pink.
Phases of the skullet:
http://www.angelfire.com/80s/mullethq/skullets.html
< His IQ.
< The length of his dick. In centimeters.
What the two means.
In Europe it is widely understood that the backside of two fingers held up means what the backside of the middle finger held up in the USA means.
That is Flipping the Bird, European style.
The caption needs to read, "FUCK YOU ARSEHOLES." because that is how he is responding to his critics.
Yeah but he writes all those car repair manuals!
Bart ''Banker Shill'' Chiton, Democrat.
Taking Power from the people.
Bart ''Banker Shill'' Chiton Democrat.
Taking Power from the people.
Ha Ha!
The guy excels in total douchebaggery.
Chilton: "Eat Me!"
Not enough spices or salt and pepper in the world for that Bart.
V is for Victorious. Unfortunately in this case it means I am a Vagina.
He would make a great Bond villian and it would be a great scene watching him die in a Bond film.
I would salute him back with just one finger.
That was the old Brit equivalent of the US single finger when I lived there in the 60's.
Dunno if it's been McDaonaldized away as well....
It's a several hundred year old "fuck you" to your enemy.
The French used to cut those two fingers off of English longbowmen when they were captured in a battle, so they'd show their fingers to the enemy before shooting them.
Variation on "The Shocker"???
[BOHICA]
Nice, plausible story about the longbowmen, and the tradition is even older than that. Roman legions marched into battle with the middle finger extended (medium digitum extendere).
Looks just like English Bob from Unforgiven.
Bart....short for Douche Nozzle
I think we should play volleyball with barts head!
Sod off, tossers!
Don't say that after the guy's career in (cough) public service.
Bart Chilton revleas his IQ.
Born again Bart with the new improved Billy Graham look
Bart Chilton, almost as big a sellout as Alan Greenspan.
Minute four of the speech, the douchebag Ashley Schaeffer wannbe exclaimed, "I'm not fine! I sell fucking Kia's! Think about that!"
I can jam my two fingers up any traders ass and back out so fast...
Fuck you too pal. You Dick!
v Lol at peasants hating what they can never hope to achieve ^
Two for pinky, one for stinky...
that mullett cracks me up, what a clown
Shit and sugar.
The camera only caught the beginnings of the salute. Third finger was not yet envolved.
The Bart Shillton Story
Hollywood Movie starring Leonardo di Caprio, Coming soon:
"The Wolf Cub of Wall Street"
I liked him in Blade Runner.
All my… integrity… will be lost in time, like [small cough] tears… in… rain.
The Tall Man
The Tall Man doesn't take any shit, Chilton just takes it up the ass.... Big difference ...
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1043828224/ch0017185
"In a moment, I'm going to put down one of these two fingers. Guess which one."
"Two Bitcoin, that's all I ask for."
yea, I'm sure he gives a fuck about two bitcoins...
"Okay then, we hold the world ransom for...
Two... Hundred... BILLION DOLLARS"
Two in the chest, one in the head.
Two days befioe futures LTD, bitchez.
Bart the fart!
What a CUNT. Makes a mockery of Public Service. Round up the usual revolving door scum with their backdated pay for services to the Cuntry.
Bart speaky with forked tongue
.
"OK, I got a bid of 2 cents for my badly tarnished, malnourished soul, who'll make it 3?"
"One is for pointing. One is for fun."
"Yes, I have two careers. One as a verminous traitor of taxpayers. The other as publisher of fabulous auto repair manuals. Speaking of auto, excuse me while I auto-fellate."
And if you buy one of my repair manuals now, I'll send you the second one free!
I would cast Bart as ardent Nazi for 'Die Hard XI'.
'Come closer......closer.....now smell my fingers!'
The other Bart.
Caption: Just two more bubbles to go, then I retire.
"I came here to do two things -- chew gum and saddle up with the crooked sons-a-bitches I was enlisted to police so that I, too, may join in the gangbangin' of honor and reap the rewards. And I'm all out of Dentyne, bitchezzz."
Sock puppet Chilton.
Go away, bart. All we want from you is a refund.
dick
Fuck you AND your hair Bart. Someday you will hang you fucking traitor piece of stinking shit.
Caption: "I can pick both my noses at once."
Caption: "This is my IQ"
Caption: "Which finger do I fuck myself with?"
Bart's the flim-flam man.
Caption from Bart? How about "I'm a fucking lying cunt."
Always admired his hair though.
He looks like the crypt keeper. Can't wait for him to die one day.
Hopefully some well-hung stacker meets this cancerous roach some dark night in an alley... then Bart the Fart will learn about "manipulation" and how it feels to regular citizens... and become Bart the Bitch.
Now... where is that shitmaggot Gensler?
Caption: I have three points to make, and I firmly stand behind all three. One, I am firmly against the usage of high frequency trading, and I always have been! Two, I am firmly for high frequency trading, and its benefits, and I always have been! Now moving forward, and having cleared up any misconceptions of my stance on high frequency trading, why am I holding up these fingers?
And what is JPM's silver witch up to these daze? Running a yoga center in Belize?
How many criminal bankers cocks can I fit in my mouth at the same time?this many! Any more questions?
I have a question Mr. Chilton, balls too?
BC: response: of course balls too! What do I look like an amateur?