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Caption Contest: Bart Chilton Salutes You

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When someone asks you who is the biggest sellout is in the history of the CFTC, the person who allegedly "crusaded" against gold and silver manipulation, only to blame his and his agency's gross incompetence and conflicts of interest on lack of funding, and who tirelessly preached about the dangers of HFT to anyone who cared, only to become an HFT lobbyist and advisor, one right answer isn't the long-haired terrorist dude but his real-life doppelganger, Bart Chilton.

Then again, Mr. Chilton doesn't care what you think of him, as he laughs all the way to the bank.

In fact, here he is at the World Federation of Exchanges 54th Annual Meeting (where he is defending HFT) telling his critics precisely what he thinks of them.

Source @WFE, h/t Ronan

 

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Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:02 | 5383310 Captain Benny
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Fuck you Bart!  You neglected your duties and you're no better than any other banker scum.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:04 | 5383323 X.inf.capt
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what a dick munch...

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:08 | 5383334 onewayticket2
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cant tell if Chilton is throwing the Shocker....or its evil stepchild, the Spocker.

 

either way, the result is the same and we're all experiencing it....

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:10 | 5383355 Manthong
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I wonder if he or Daschle is in on top most times.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:17 | 5383375 12ToothAssassin
Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:18 | 5383386 Keyser
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Goldy Locks, the Wicked Witch of the West... Careful, I have flying monkeys and I know how to use them!!!!

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:20 | 5383392 TruthInSunshine
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Nice mullet, brah!

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:21 | 5383404 jon dough
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Winner.

 

Ripping on a mullet is always proper ettiquette.

 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:30 | 5383432 nope-1004
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Works for .gov.  Collects taxpayer paycheck.  Retires on taxpayer pension.  People like that are totally helping turnaround our broke country.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:35 | 5383449 Skateboarder
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Hey, that's Devin Townsend! Go devy, and skullets.

https://vanzguitars.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/devintownsend1.jpg

Awesome song of his to go with our honoring of skullets:

Devin Townsend - Supercrush

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:39 | 5383464 I am more equal...
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Two - wide - for the stink, none for the pink.

 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:49 | 5383500 TruthInSunshine
Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:55 | 5383516 0b1knob
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< His IQ.

< The length of his dick.   In centimeters.

 

What the two means.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 16:33 | 5383620 Tall Tom
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In Europe it is widely understood that the backside of two fingers held up means what the backside of the middle finger held up in the USA means.

 

That is Flipping the Bird, European style.

 

The caption needs to read, "FUCK YOU ARSEHOLES." because that is how he is responding to his critics. 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 21:22 | 5384498 Headbanger
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Yeah but he writes all those car repair manuals!

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 16:45 | 5383650 strannick
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Bart ''Banker Shill'' Chiton, Democrat.

Taking Power from the people.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 16:42 | 5383651 strannick
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Bart ''Banker Shill'' Chiton Democrat.

Taking Power from the people.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:50 | 5383503 Freddie
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Ha Ha!

The guy excels in total douchebaggery.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:40 | 5383471 ebworthen
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Chilton:  "Eat Me!"

Not enough spices or salt and pepper in the world for that Bart.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:50 | 5383653 The Big Ching-aso
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V is for Victorious. Unfortunately in this case it means I am a Vagina.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 16:20 | 5383575 booboo
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He would make a great Bond villian and it would be a great scene watching him die in a Bond film. 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:09 | 5383337 Save_America1st
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I would salute him back with just one finger. 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:23 | 5383406 knukles
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That was the old Brit equivalent of the US single finger when I lived there in the 60's. 
Dunno if it's been McDaonaldized away as well....

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:40 | 5383468 css1971
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It's a several hundred year old "fuck you" to your enemy.

The French used to cut those two fingers off of English longbowmen when they were captured in a battle, so they'd show their fingers to the enemy before shooting them.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 16:09 | 5383555 Pool Shark
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Variation on "The Shocker"???

 

[BOHICA]

 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 16:45 | 5383657 Amish Hacker
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Nice, plausible story about the longbowmen, and the tradition is even older than that. Roman legions marched into battle with the middle finger extended (medium digitum extendere). 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:50 | 5383504 SheepDog-One
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Looks just like English Bob from Unforgiven.

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 00:37 | 5384976 TeMpTeK
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Bart....short for Douche Nozzle

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:26 | 5383415 Pooper Popper
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I think we should play volleyball with barts head!

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:40 | 5383472 Mox E
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Sod off, tossers!

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:06 | 5383943 Monty Burns
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Don't say that after the guy's career in (cough) public service.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 20:29 | 5384351 Toxx
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Bart Chilton revleas his IQ.

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 00:41 | 5384982 TeMpTeK
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Born again Bart with the new improved Billy Graham look

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:02 | 5383315 thetruthseeker
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Bart Chilton, almost as big a sellout as Alan Greenspan.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:23 | 5383407 Charles Nelson ...
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Minute four of the speech, the douchebag Ashley Schaeffer wannbe exclaimed, "I'm not fine! I sell fucking Kia's! Think about that!"

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:02 | 5383317 Dr. Richard Head
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I can jam my two fingers up any traders ass and back out so fast...

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:04 | 5383321 SharkBit
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Fuck you too pal.  You Dick!

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:04 | 5383325 TheEndTimes
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v   Lol at peasants hating what they can never hope to achieve   ^

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:04 | 5383327 Martin Silenus
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Two for pinky, one for stinky...

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:05 | 5383329 SethDealer
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that mullett cracks me up, what a clown

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:07 | 5383332 Jack Sheet
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Shit and sugar.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:10 | 5383346 coonass
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The camera only caught the beginnings of the salute.  Third finger was not yet envolved.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 16:00 | 5383349 alexcojones
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The Bart Shillton Story

Hollywood Movie starring Leonardo di Caprio, Coming soon:

"The Wolf Cub of Wall Street"

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:22 | 5383350 hedgeless_horseman
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I liked him in Blade Runner.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 16:42 | 5383647 exi1ed0ne
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All my… integrity… will be lost in time, like [small cough] tears… in… rain.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 16:52 | 5383671 Otto Zitte
Mon, 10/27/2014 - 19:53 | 5384254 DirkDiggler11
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The Tall Man doesn't take any shit, Chilton just takes it up the ass.... Big difference ...

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:10 | 5383353 NoDebt
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"In a moment, I'm going to put down one of these two fingers.  Guess which one."

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:12 | 5383362 p00k1e
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"Two Bitcoin, that's all I ask for." 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:24 | 5383410 Charles Nelson ...
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yea, I'm sure he gives a fuck about two bitcoins...

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:31 | 5383436 p00k1e
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"Okay then, we hold the world ransom for...

  Two... Hundred... BILLION DOLLARS"

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:16 | 5383372 Infinite QE
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Two in the chest, one in the head.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:17 | 5383381 FieldingMellish
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Two days befioe futures LTD, bitchez.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:17 | 5383388 WTFUD
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Bart the fart!
What a CUNT. Makes a mockery of Public Service. Round up the usual revolving door scum with their backdated pay for services to the Cuntry.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:26 | 5383416 QQQBall
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Bart speaky with forked tongue

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:31 | 5383429 jon dough
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.

 

"OK, I got a bid of 2 cents for my badly tarnished, malnourished soul, who'll make it 3?"

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:30 | 5383434 Manic by Proxy
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"One is for pointing. One is for fun."

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:36 | 5383450 Manic by Proxy
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"Yes, I have two careers. One as a verminous traitor of taxpayers. The other as publisher of fabulous auto repair manuals. Speaking of auto, excuse me while I auto-fellate."

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:27 | 5384000 clade7
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And if you buy one of my repair manuals now, I'll send you the second one free!

 

 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:46 | 5383491 Youri Carma
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I would cast Bart as ardent Nazi for 'Die Hard XI'.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:48 | 5383497 SheepDog-One
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'Come closer......closer.....now smell my fingers!'

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:56 | 5383518 headhunt
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The other Bart.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:58 | 5383530 silverer
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Caption: Just two more bubbles to go, then I retire.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 16:30 | 5383605 Shitters_Full
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"I came here to do two things -- chew gum and saddle up with the crooked sons-a-bitches I was enlisted to police so that I, too, may join in the gangbangin' of honor and reap the rewards.  And I'm all out of Dentyne, bitchezzz."

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 16:32 | 5383614 Conax
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Sock puppet Chilton.

Go away, bart.  All we want from you is a refund.

dick

 

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 16:37 | 5383630 hangemhigh77
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Fuck you AND your hair Bart.  Someday you will hang you fucking traitor piece of stinking shit.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 16:38 | 5383634 hangemhigh77
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Caption: "I can pick both my noses at once."

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 16:39 | 5383637 hangemhigh77
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Caption: "This is my IQ"

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 16:40 | 5383640 hangemhigh77
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Caption: "Which finger do I fuck myself with?"

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 16:42 | 5383652 yogibear
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Bart's the flim-flam man.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:32 | 5383819 Colonel Klink
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Caption from Bart?  How about "I'm a fucking lying cunt."

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:57 | 5383918 Monty Burns
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Always admired his hair though.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:59 | 5383922 Colonel Klink
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He looks like the crypt keeper.  Can't wait for him to die one day.

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 17:57 | 5383911 loveyajimbo
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Hopefully some well-hung stacker meets this cancerous roach some dark night in an alley... then Bart the Fart will learn about "manipulation" and how it feels to regular citizens... and become Bart the Bitch.      

 

Now... where is that shitmaggot Gensler?

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:13 | 5383962 WOD
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Caption: I have three points to make, and I firmly stand behind all three. One, I am firmly against the usage of high frequency trading, and I always have been! Two, I am firmly for high frequency trading, and its benefits, and I always have been! Now moving forward, and having cleared up any misconceptions of my stance on high frequency trading, why am I holding up these fingers?

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 20:38 | 5384383 Infinite QE
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And what is JPM's silver witch up to these daze? Running a yoga center in Belize?

Mon, 10/27/2014 - 21:01 | 5384435 One Eyed Jack
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How many criminal bankers cocks can I fit in my mouth at the same time?this many! Any more questions?

I have a question Mr. Chilton, balls too?

BC: response: of course balls too! What do I look like an amateur?

Tue, 10/28/2014 - 00:14 | 5384941 thebigunit
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"First of all, let me make three important points . . ."

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