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What Bodies?
http://theblacksphere.net/2013/10/47-bodies-left-in-the-wake-of-hillary-...
Let's not forget she got booted during the Nixon investigation.
http://patdollard.com/2013/05/flashback-hillary-clinton-fired-from-watergate-investigation-for-lying-unethical-behavior-conspiracy-to-violate-the-constitution/
stalking horse
“Well, Hillary is a corporatist and a militarist,” Mr. Nader said, Raw Story reported. “Do we want another corporatist and militarist? She thinks Obama is too weak. He doesn’t kill enough people overseas. So she’s a menace to the United States of America.”
-Ralph Nader. http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/oct/29/ralph-nader-dubs-hillary...
In the same interview, he also suggested that Rand Paul start acting more like Ron Paul.
Is she any good in bed?
That many brown paper bags has never been manufactured in all human history.
SO...MUCH...BAGGAGE...
the mena cia iran contra connections is all i need to know about the fucking bushes and clintons.
and how many kilos of coke did Bill and Hillary import a month, about $100 million worth?
Shouldn't we wait until she is appointed President before we start making fun of her? (Again.) I mean, maybe if we ignore her, she'll just go away?
Mao Tse-tung never died, he just put on a wig and some lipstick and changed his name to Hillary.
Please refrain from insulting Mao.
What god damned difference does it make who is president? The bankers/MIC/media call the shots anyway.
Red or blue, all s/he will do is give speeches saying how great everything is. All the while, a few of us will know the USSR is circling the drain. We are fucked until the wheels come off and the pain is so great that the old guard is swept aside for a new set of overlords, same as the old boss.
She only wants to be President so she can make Bill her bitch*
*a motivation not to be underestimated
When she's elected, she'll sit down with the head of the secret service and tell him/her/it (probably an it) that she wants 75% of the manpower dedicated to "keeping that asshole husband of mine off the front pages" and the rest can carry my bags, open the doors and get my coffee.
Compared to what lies inside that bloated carcass, she's beautiful.
h/t K.E.Wagner
I stare death and dismemberment in the face very often, but I've NEVER wanted out of anyplace as bad as I did the Mena airport. It made the hair on the back of my neck stand up.
A little side note. I'd like to bring to your attention the devolution of an idea:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-P-CoSNYaI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKjPI6no5ng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyUoCiWsTfI
Notice how it changes?
Good point, you should extract the text and post.
Love how that cunt says Slick Willy brought arithmatic to Washington. Arithmatic was abolishied in Washington on December 23, 1913. Hasn't been back since.
Someone should start throwing tomatoes at these cocksuckers when they're speaking, just like in rome. Rotten vegetables in exchange for verbal diarrhea.
Fuck you Hitleray.
Whitewater was once a dense forest of old-growth trees, but to make Chelsea, Bill pulped the entire area so that he could suitably cover his head during the many days of Hillary's hungry estrus. The result was a delightful area prime for development and a bouncing ginger girl, the apple of someone's eye, surely.
I'm Peter Graves, this is Biography. Good night.
Webb Hubbel may have something to say about that.
I wonder when Bill figured out that Webb Hubbell was Chelsea's daughter.
My guess is, it was when he found out Hillary was pregnant. "Huh. I haven't fucked her in years."
My guess is when Bill Got out of that phone booth with Ted Theodore Logan, air-guitared and understood they'd caused a horrible monstrosity.
"Webb Hubbell is my granddaughter, so bogus!"
Maybe he means it would be better if she was confined to one, though a long wooden box would be even better.
They haven't brewed enough beer to get me that drunk.
Nor scotch for that matter..
And it would be sinful to use it in that capacity.
I refer you back to the filed divorce document published today. These "folks" do not tipple beer and whiskey. Nor stoop to socialize with street drugs.
And drunk? We have servants (police, judges, legislators) to clean up our "puke and feces" as we traipse our way through our social dance. Please do not make the mug shots available until suitably photoshopped.
Contact my PR person regarding any behavior (that would be judges and Attorney Generals).
See you "folks" in the voting booth. "I am on your side".
Her daughtor looks like a young Elanor Roosevelt.
That's cruel
And you are a moron
It's, "daughter" and "Eleanor".
"She any good in bed"?
The fact that you'd even ask that tells me you're either a masochist or you haven't seen your dick in 20 years
He must have meant to ask if she was a good patient while lying in bed in the hospital?
And afflicted with Ebola no doubt.
"She any good in bed"?
She can never be good.
Even the atoms she's made of are evil.
It was worth the #1 chuckle for the day. A thumbs up at least......
Good? She's an animal* in bed!
*The specific animal being a large, ancient, heavily armored lizard with a clubbed tail and tree trunk-like legs, known as Cankylosaurus.
"She any good in bed"?
The fact that you'd even ask that tells me you're either a masochist or you haven't seen your dick in 20 years
OR a necrophyliac.Like making them or something?
You could have talked all day, and not said that;)
LMAO
I doubt Huma reads Zerohedge. Besides, she doesn't strike me as the kiss-n-tell type.
GROSS - just gross
It's a valid question, gross or not, and the answer is obviously NOT as she failed to keep Bill satisfied. Actually, nobody seems to know exactly what it is that she IS good at. I take that back, she's a damn GOOD liar. I guess we all have our abilities eh?
Only with other women.
Don't ask me , ask Huma.
Max loves kankles.
@ Is she any good in bed?
YOU ARE AN Idiot.
Gross
This is the banana peel that she is going to slip on.
Everything else she can claim she "mispoke" or was "taken out of context"
This is the mother lode.
"There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman." Fred Sanford, Sanford & Son.
"When I sittown, I wanna know it's the cushions gave out, not my hemorrhoids, lawd a mercy." Fred Sanford, Watts, CA
Here is an article of the best looking women in the 50-59 range
99% are white women, fuck all are black and yellow
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls055018441/
Shit she's 61, sorry.
Ségolène Royal, François Hollande’s ex-partner, has been ridiculed for behaving like a monarch after claims emerged that she had banned staff from revealing cleavages and ordered them to stand in her presence.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/10784647/Segolen...
Turn off your TV and start to think,
I humbly request that you and all the other commentators who judge women on some idiotic mindset.....now let's post all your photos so we have the balanced view of who has authority to critique others. Shw me your credentials.
Thought not.
Vince Foster says thanks for pointing out the 46 other bodies in Hillary's wake.
Hitlary will soon be the Empress of the New Rome.
Even Hitler would cringe.
The horror... the horror...
At least Hitler didn't cackle.
I'll take those lies any day over "WMD's in Iraq...fear a mushroom cloud...lets invade and be greeted w/ flowers" etc. or even "read my lips..."
You tell me, was the USA/world a better place under the Clinton's or
Cheny?
> post scandal, she gave bill clinton more blowjobs
> post scandal, she gave bill clinton less blowjobs
Didn't think carpet chewers did that kind of thing.
I cant say she gave him ANY beejays...why would she?
Pre or post scandal Bill got his loving elsewhere.
Rumor is Bill has a tiny penis so she probably just had to whistle Dixie.
Whistle Dixie?????? Or whistle for Dixie?? I knew a woman once named Dixie....
Dixie chickenshit.
Rumor is like any good jew Hillary would swallow his ejaculate because she nutrified herself in his depletion. It's really that simple.
When Mr President found out, he started ejaculating into sinks, which are collected, frozen in a substrate and burned to raw minerals for national security. Bill says he impregnated the sewer, but it's more like he impregnated the incinerator.
You are either on some drugs, had a blood vessel break in your head, or obsessed with your "precious bodily fluids"
Can't it be all three?
The President himself says he traveled all over the world but he never saw porcelain that would incriminate him.
Apparently, you've never met a Jewish woman.
Jewish women swallow like they were paid to do so. Don't kid yourself.
The only reason a shiksa won't suck a cock is because the subject man isn't important enough.
You actually think she ever got that close to a dick? C'mon man!!
Honest to God, if this thing gets elected after this last shit show, we fucking deserve everything that's coming and then some.
Someone save us!*
what, not like Hil? Why when you really get to know her you get to see the real woman she is...
http://www.123rf.com/photo_11711077_demon-portrait--3d-render.html
You obviously hate women.
"You obviously hate women."
Close...but no "cigar"....
...sorry...just had to...
No shit sherlock!
Unfortunately, The Fed and govt cant keep their charade up for another 6 years, so even if she's not elected this time, the Rs will be blamed for the crash in spectacular "WE TOLDJA SO" fashion and we'll get what we deserve in spades.
Clinton (Hillary) vs. Bush (Jeb) 2016
Why did we fight the British again?
You wouldn't want our lot either.
It will be Elizabeth Warren vs NotGonnaWin in 2016
It will be Jesse Ventura vs Hillary
Can you imagine the debates!?
There will be no debates with Gov. Ventura invited, because an Independent will not be "allowed" to debate.
That's where Howard Stern comes in...for VP. Seriously think about it.
Buyers regret ?
Why did we fight the British again?
Wasn't that the original Blue vs Red...?
Yep..you're right, the net sum of the programming today appears to be that wide, deep and shallow...
Cankles in a pant-suit
Obama ][: Electric Boogaloo
Nepotism, the life-blood of politics.
Bush's, Clinton's, Paul's, Milliband's, even Cameron & Boris Johnson are distant cousins.
"Nepotism, the life-blood of politics."
Exactly! What does anyone expect?
Two operative words...."blood" and "nepotism"...
The reptiles are up 98 and it is the fourth quarter...on the 5...of course....last down....
...and we just arguing whether Gatorade....or water....is best....
Since Gatorade is mostly water, I think either would cause her to melt.
But it's got electrolytes!
One of my worst-favorite stories from when I was a paper intern was this guy who got loaded on sterno and ended up in the hospital. When he landed back on the street he drank old-style antifreeze. I was there picking up the pieces for the Journal as he recovered, and he says to me "it's like Gatorade for bums."
Drinking Sterno is what saved the bum--made him immune--in The Andromida Strain.
Made his blood alkaline or some such.
I mention this because it might come in handy later.
The One, The Original, USMC Squeeze.
It's also got such good things as:
Brominated Vegetable Oil
Sucralose
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin
Artificial Colors
Sounds yummy??
Add DESPOTISM to that statement as it is a prerequisite to the greed and lust for power at any cost to any other.
Hillary would be a great actress for Stephen King if she had a nail gun in each hand and grinned like Jack nickelson in 'The Shinning'.
She was about one step from Jack Nicholson with: "We came, we saw, he died - bwhahahahhaa!"
No offense intended to Jack.
Her maniacal laugh is not quite Hollywood, yet
America is so fucked...
"America is so fucked..."
What "America"....
Was there ever a "we"?
Is it starting to sink in yet?
Anyone in the 99.5% is not included in the "we"....hello, McFly....????/
Not sinking quite yet, but Guam was tipping over, though.
Do you include South or Central in that estimate? Because I think not.
Yeah, not even south of Mason-Dixon for that matter.
Well we can't all live in Belgium where they've decided the whole government thing is passe, you lucky bastard!
By the way, can you tell whoever is subsdizing QE over there to knock it off? Thanks.
hey, it could be worse ... she didn't work for goldman sachs
Somewhere a guy is looking for a chromosome she stoled
Ted Cruz's wife works for Goldman.
Tom Cruise's mind works for Goldman.
Cowardice, Lethargy or down right Stupidity makes for a Government the Sheeple DESERVE.
Step down step down watching heel crush crush
Uh oh this means no fear cavalier renegade steer clear
A tournament a tournament a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions offer me alternatives and I decline
It's the end of the world as we know it
(It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it
(It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
Pop culture has failed us for 20 years. Maybe even forever. They'll use it to try and win for Hillary.
Everything has failed except us. We need to actively resist parasites like the CUntons.
Get ready to hear all the Fleetwood Mac songs that you were heartily sick of in 1978.
Let's face it folks...this country is just trying to fill some quotas before it dies so somebody might say something nice at the funeral..
1st black/gay president
1st woman president
Sorry Mexicans, you were up next
Actually Africa had the first black presidents...
Just saying.
" I ain't no ways tired" Hildabest in her negro voice! Which was pathetic.
That piece of shit cackling cunt will most likely be elected if it runs...and it will.
The anti-Constituiton moron voters will see to that.
FUBAR for sure!
I confessed a few days ago that I had a nightmare. Not some sarcasm but actual real life REM sleep dream. Hillary 2016.
The blue rinse brigade and those who pledge allegiance to Hillary will refuse to vote for Barry unless he finds her a top post in his government.
If Barry doesn't select Uncle Joe as VP he'll face harsh questions and criticism from a known 'firebrand'.
Start as you mean to go on like the toothless wonder you are Barry with Bankers Big Biz and the other Elite ( admittedly after campaign donations ) selecting themselves.
Toss in the HEAD FUCK GEITHNER ( FedBankBoy ) lurking like the grim reaper on his first day at the treasury and you can see why tosser Barry spends the majority of the day on the golf course, returning when beeped to sign some Executive Orders or a prepared speech on the teleprompter.
Last BUT not least SickFuck Mr Al Nusrah MIC McStain
5 Iron, wind left to right. . . .
These mfers are so cocky about running the Govt. they don't even care that the parties run these Gong Show candidates for elections.
No truer words were ever spoken:
"What difference, at this point, does it make?"
That statement is the modern equivalent of "Let them eat cake."
I never seen, heard, nor could I imagine anyone more qualified to be our next president.
Evil and corrupt beyond belief would seem to be the main requirement, so I guess you are correct.
President of what? The American liars club?
Hillary seems to have a trail of dead bodies following her wherever she goes...kinda like the Shrubs.
She can also walk on water, leap building at a single bound, and her shit don't stink. YAWWN.
I never understood Idolization. Hitlery, O-Bonobo, Shrub, Clintoon
I for one do not need a "leader".
Cut Gov by about 80% and get back to me.
I see her strings.
An American, not US subject.
"Daddy, can I play with the Hillary puppet too?!"
Vince Foster was left-handed, the gun staged in his right hand...
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
The Dems can't possibly intend to nominate Hillary. She's simply a decoy to draw opposition flak away from the real candidate - Elizabeth Warren.
Republicans will follow their usual strategy of having a hotly-contested primary, from which the eventual winner will emerge exhausted and discredited.
The Dems will happily exploit all the oppo research done by his/her republican opponents - I'm looking at you, Rudy Guliani.
Guliani blew it when he never went to the NYC Emergency Center on the 23rd floor of WTC 7 on 9/11.
That's because it was occupied by Cheney's men....but I have said too much
If this crazy old hag is actually president of this place I'll just wander off into the woods never to be heard from again.
way it's going it will between jeb and hillary ... and the usa will be history.
double post
Torn between two despots
Feeling like a chump
Voting sure is giving me the hump.
I'm not ready for Hitlery.
AMERIKA ERWACHE
Can't forget, unelected first lady Hillary was caught red-handed sleeping with 1000 secret FBI files of political enemies under her pillow in the West Wing bedroom. Extremely verboten, Federal offense. But my favorite:
"Jerry Zeifman, a lifelong Democrat, supervised the work of 27-year-old Hillary Rodham on the committee. Hillary got a job working on the investigation at the behest of her former law professor, Burke Marshall, who was also Sen. Ted Kennedy’s chief counsel in the Chappaquiddick affair. When the investigation was over, Zeifman fired Hillary from the committee staff and refused to give her a letter of recommendation – one of only three people who earned that dubious distinction in Zeifman’s 17-year career.
Why?
“Because she was a liar,” Zeifman said in an interview last week. “She was an unethical, dishonest lawyer. She conspired to violate the Constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the committee and the rules of confidentiality.”
Hillary's (major) offense(s) was that she went into the law library records and actually removed any legal cases from the reocrds, Eagleburger style, that set clear precedence against what she (alone) was arguing Zeifman do -- block Nixon's Constitutional right to legal representation. By going rogue behind all her superior's backs she was dragging all of her them into her deceit.
But they immediately caught her vicious subterfuge and Ziefman went on to say that had he known to what prominence she'd rise in democrat politics he would have had her disbarred to help prevent it.
Read more at http://patdollard.com/2013/05/flashback-hillary-clinton-fired-from-water...
So which republican will be better than Hillary then? THis is a serious question.
A Republican gets into the WH he will start bombing Syria the next day and will be in a shooting war with Russia by the end of his first week in office.
Either way, we're toast. They are all greedy, murderous thugs and they all know we aren't going to do damn thing about it. And, lest we think, voting for this democrat or that republican will change things, it won't. They are puppets for the crazy billionaires. It's the crazy billionaires who are the problem.
Name some names, please: Names, dates, nature of act performed.
Otherwise, people will think you're just making stuff up to be the top alarmist.
It's the crazy billionaires who are the problem."
Name some names, please: Names, dates, nature of act performed.
Otherwise, people will think you're just making stuff up to be the top alarmist.
For the sake of saving time and being factual WHY DON'T YOU JUST NAME SOME WHO ARE NOT?
OK. Got it!
You're an anti-capitalist.
Personally, I like free market capitalism.
No capitalism, no civilization.
You can crap on a rock and wipe your butt with a stick if you like. I prefer flush toilets.
There is no difference.
A Democrat would wait until the end of the second term to bomb Syria.
A Republican would wait 6 months.
Both are war-mongering liars bought and paid for. It no longer matters who is elected.
Obama did his job so well, he has killed America. Democrats will be lucky if they can be elected dogcatcher. 2014 and 2016 will be for republicans to destroy the rest of it. Democrats couldn't take away social programs because they would lose their base. Social Security, Medicare and other social programs are democrats'. Republicans will get rid of all social programs because they have been opposed to social programs from the start. The only way to keep peace would be to bring jobs back but, we know, that won't happen. The loss of social programs will mean war, of sorts. People gotta eat.
tired of assholes for presidents? vote for a cunt! hillarity2016 or
you haven't seen an asshole until you have seen mine! jeb2016.
They should have added a panel with slick Willie the ultimate liar giving her a two thumbs up with a wink saying "you're doing great honey"
When Hillary speaks, even Bill laughs.
When Hillary speaks, Bill wonders why Ted Kennedy had all the luck.
Some guys have all the luck...
her cartoon looks better than she does in real life !
scary lookin
unlike her hot assistant..... huma huma humanah heh heh wink wink