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Why Every Banker On Wall Street Suddenly Wants To Be Jefferies' Managing Director Sage Kelly
Because, allegedly, according to a divorce complaint filed by his admittedly "cocaine-snorting" estranged wife and mother of two, former UBS healthcare banker poached by Jefferies in 2009, Sage Kelly (henceforth known as the "defendant") is quite an entertaining, all around swell guy who singlehandedly would have boosted Spain's GDP by several basis points.
Here are the details from her recently filed affidavit.
- During the period of the parties' courtship, defendant snorted lines of cocaine on virtually each occasion in which plaintiff and he socialized with defendant's friends, colleagues, and business associates (including but not limited to, Ben Lorello, John Park, Dung Nguyen, Michael Gerardi, Trip Wolfe, Mark Monroe, and Dan Klock, all of whom also snorted lines of cocaine. Over the years, the group - of which defendant acted as "ringleader" - expanded to include Mark Hosny, Clay Segall, Bjorn Koch, Mark Beer, Max Newland, Ned Grace, Andrew Fisher, Sloane Angell, David Cooney, Michael Jaffe, and Peter Maiden), all of whom also snorted lines of cocaine and many of whom ingested other illegal drugs with defendant. (These individuals are collectively referred to below as "Defendant's Drug Cohorts.")
- During the period of the parties' courtship, defendant snorted heroin at The Tavern, a club in Southampton, New York, causing defendant to be so disoriented that without shoes, defendant attempted to walk - barefoot - a distance of several miles from The Tavern to the horne in which the parties were then renting a "share house."
- Commencing in or about 2003, defendant began to purchase cocaine and other illegal drugs from a "high-end" drug dealer, Glen ("Defendant's Drug Dealer").
- From time to time during the period from in or about 2003 through in or about 2008, defendant purchased ecstasy tablets from Defendant's Drug Dealer.
- During the period from 2003 through 2008, defendant ingested ecstasy tablets so often and in such large quantities that he developed an inordinate tolerance. On numerous occasions, defendant ingested 2 or 3 ecstasy tablets within a period of several hours.
- During the period from 2008 through 2014, defendant ingested Molly, a powder form of ecstasy. Defendant routinely stored Molly and cocaine in bags (or, from time to time, in squirt bottles designed and manufactured to contain a nasal spray) in the NYC Apt and in the Sag Harbor Residence.
- Commencing in 2011, defendant began to use and abuse a hallucinogenic drug, "mushrooms." Often, defendant ingested enormous quantities of "mushrooms" at the NYC Apt or at the Sag Harbor Residence. On one occasion in the summer of 2011, defendant and several of Defendant's Drug Cohorts (including, but not limited to, Mark Hosny) continually ingested "mushrooms" throughout the day at the Sag Harbor Residence, while the Children were present - a day designated and celebrated by defendant as "Mushroom Day."
- In or about 2007, defendant ingested an extraordinarily dangerous, illegal drug known as "Special-K" at the Sag Harbor Residence, while Cameron was there. Defendant became so discombobulated and depressed - thus, entering and experiencing the phenomenon called a "K-Hole" - that he desperately clung to Cameron for several hours, causing Cameron to have palpable feelings of fear for her father's well-being.
- Continuously during the period from 2008 through May 2014, defendant abused cocaine, and he routinely purchased cocaine in large quantities from Defendant's Drug Dealer, which defendant often distributed to and shared with a group of individuals - the core of which consisted of Defendant's Drug Cohorts.
- Upon information and belief, ln May 2014, defendant and several of Defendant's Drug Cohorts engaged in a several-day, illegal "drugfest" in Las Vegas, Nevada in which they ingested various illegal substances, notably cocaine, and engaged in numerous forms of wild behavior, including but not limited to, engagement in sexual relations with prostitutes.
- During the foregoing period, defendant's abuse of illegal drugs, as well as alcohol, often caused him to "pass out," including, for example, at a group gathering of defendant's associates at Jefferies and Company, Inc., at the Sag Harbor Residence in the summer of 2011 or 2012, to urinate in the parties' bed or on the wall in the parties' bedroom, or to defecate in the parties' bed or on the floor adjacent to the parties' bedroom (on one occasion causing plaintiff and Cameron, who was suffering from the flu but who witnessed a doorman helping to carry defendant into the NYC Apt and depositing him onto the parties' bed, to jointly clean-up defendant's fecal matter) .
And then there's this as summarized by the Post:
Christina, 39, said [Sage Kelly], 42, was trying to woo Aegerion Pharmaceuticals honcho Marc Beer the night she wound up having sex with Beer — and “sexual contact’’ with his prancing, big-breasted girlfriend, according to the papers.
The former Ralph Lauren event planner said the sex jaunt occurred in a hotel room at the Ritz-Carlton in Boston in 2012 after a booze- and cocaine-fueled evening.
“Soon, Sage and I were having sex with each other on one bed, and Marc and his girlfriend were having sex on the other bed,’’ Christina says in her affidavit.
“Then, Marc said, ‘Let’s switch,’ ” she claims in the papers. “Marc suggested that his girlfriend and I have sex with each other.
“Mindful of [Sage’s] goal of securing business from Marc, I felt responsible not to disappoint Marc. So, his girlfriend and I had sexual contact for a few minutes, while Marc and Sage watched.
“Then, Marc’s girlfriend joined Sage on our bed, and Sage and she started to have sexual relations.
“Then, I joined Marc on his bed, and he and I engaged in sexual relations,’’ Christina said in the sworn affidavit.
“Following that evening, Marc Beer has been an important client of Sage and, presumably, a substantial reason for Sage’s enormously successful career at his current investment bank, Jefferies and Company Inc.,’’ she said.
Christina, a graduate of Manhattan’s tony Horace Mann School, said her husband of 12 years routinely pestered her into engaging in threesomes.
She also alleged his sexual conquests outside their marriage included a romp with the wife of co-worker Dung Nguyen in the swimming pool at the Kellys’ family vacation home in Sag Harbor, LI.
There is much more in the full filing below. Of course, since this is a divorce proceeding and Kelly's wife, Christina, will do everything in her power to cast her soon to be ex-husband in the worst possible light, one should certainly take any and all of the allegations above with an 8-ball of blow.
That said, virtually all of Wall Street wishes every single word above is true, because just like that, Sage Kelly, upon information and belief, became the idol of every banker on Wall Street, the "Wolf" some would say, where the pinnacle of self-actualization always concludes with the two substances that are Europe's Pro Forma GDP best friend: hookers and blow.
Full filing below:
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I thought hookers and blow was just a ZHer saying, I never knew it was TRUE!
No, its 100% true. Actually that story is very tame compared to many deal parties & wildstyle guys. 6/10 story.
You can call a market top via the plastic surgeron index/Taxi driver/drug dealer indexes.
What, they are going to make the sequel of Wolf of Wall Street about this motherfucker and brain wash the young sheeps to get into this fuckin useless disgrace of an industry because you can snort as much coke as you want OR get to gangbang with CEOs of listed public companies??? Fuck Jordan Belfort...I want to me the Sage!
btw, I hope the CEO of AEGR isnt married or else hes gonna get a call from the divorce lawyer
No, every subsector has it's own bright lights who burn out. You get 5 or 6 every cycle. Industry guys point, laugh and use them as a lesson to the apprentices to not-be-that-guy. Very few follow their own advice, including not posting on retail sites. Ichan, Soros, Kravis, Cooperman --> Gekko are held up as examples in the vein of "Uncle Scrooge", work hard and work smart and you will win. Keep on perservering, you will win. That's why WWS has iconic status as a cult hero, not for his actions in the movie, but for the relentless pursuit of his belief in himself. Same as Jay Gatsby.
Belfort was a study in fraud, and how he got away with it. Like Mary Meeker and Enron.
This guy is nothing impressive. Just a really bitchy wife she lost her access to the good life. Fashionista's, unless you are a Vogue girl rarely get it that good without building something real.
Back to the tape, yellen is not meta.
Edit1: Carl, George, Henry and Leon were admitted to be the ideas for Gekko in WWS1 & WWS2, relax; I'm not saying anything offensive.
Guys, the top of the FDA approved food pyramid on The Street is Drugs and Alcohol
Looks to me like it's drugs and screwing...
Always remember, these are the guys who have the greatest influence on Fed policymakers and who buy politicians.
Wanna know why we're so fucked?
All is ok as long as it didn't interupt his ability to rape the globe
Raoul Duke eat your heart out ! bring on the adrenochrome !
Just wondering how there was no mention of Stitches in all of this.
i usually try to not judge people i don't know...but this guy just plain LOOKS like a complete dick...plus with a name like "Sage"...c'mon
This would never happen at a classy joint like goldman. Everyone says they do god's work.
Try and stay away from Ether! :>D
But ... I always thought drugs were illegal and make you sick and only losers take drugs and you'll get caught and go to jail and ...
2 or 3 Es over "several hours" is "such large quantities" that you "develop an inordinate tolerance"?
Fuck me, what a bunch of lightweights
Yep. I knew guys who used to '5-drop', or even '10-drop' (i.e. take 5 or 10 at one time) for the buzz.
Drugs are bad - mkay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh7l8dx-h8M
Believe it or not, there are still plenty of people out there that don't do drugs, and they have trouble getting jobs, and they have trouble getting girl friends. I often wonder about that.
Nah, screwing is part of the Wall Street excersize regiment. The food pyramid Is a 10;1 ratio of drugs & booze to caviar & lobster. It's the Wall St low carb diet.
Do you realize that he would make such a good President.
Watch OUT Hillary!
He could revamp the FDA!
<--- Ex-wife ends up in witness protection before drug dealer finds her
<--- Ex-wife commits "suicide" by nail gun or double shotgun blasts to the back of her head
Man, what a tossup!
Whomever they modeled Geko after, what did become the motto of American culture was the quote "greed is good." That was a quote from Ivan Boesky, and he said that in a speech to the UC Berkeley Business School's graduation ceremony. He was subsequently indicted for insider trading, along with the other BIGGER putz Mike Milken. Boesky used to own a pink Rolls Royce. Pure trash....
Having been privy to these types of proceedings, though admittedly
not at quite this weight class, (a) I don't doubt very many of these allegations (MAYBE VERY SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATED) based on the ultimate proofs taken subsequently, whether at trial, or more likely, in pre-trial proceedings (ultimately sealed by agreement of the parties pursuant to a settlement agreement), and (b) I am shocked this divorce wasn't settled by Sage, even if he would have been financially ass raped to the large, gaping hole extent that many of his firm's clients inevitably are.
snorting coke off a hooker's ass at a Bellagio penthouse suite is a right of passage. you're not really a man til you've done it a few times.
the real moral of this story: don't get married.
Why buy when you can rent? In the end, it's all 'renting'.
Got married, did enough drugs to kill an elephant, had group sex with a client, pissed and shit the bed....I can't believe these kids couldn't make the marriage work.
THANKS for the LOL
Marriage can be quite unpleasant or quite pleasant depending upon what sort of person one is and what sort of person one chooses to marry.
WTF NO POPPERS?
Quick quick pour baby oil mixed with MF global
Bonds; if they switch more than once,
the interest rate on the bonds go up .005%
if they go with John, put it on video, and front run it.
WTF NO POPPERS?
Quick quick pour baby oil mixed with MF global
Bonds; if they switch more than once,
the interest rate on the bonds go up .005%
if they go with John, put it on video, and front run it.
Do these guys think they are in the secret service?
Coincidently, I read today that the Investigator on the Secret Service Prostitution case has been removed because he consorted with prostitutes in Florida.
was he hanging out with Mohammad Atta?
fear and loathe in Las Vegas Wall Street
It's cleaar that client X was MacAfee
Striffy alert in the court room. "All Rise" (Boing)
It's a Brave New World.
HH
as a prescribing physician I say...ridiculous...Soma ( the brand name for some muscle relaxant) was said to enhance the effect of hydrocodone(generic for Lortab, Norco, and a few other 'popular pain meds.) I have lots of patients who request hydrocodone...not one asks for Soma...case closed....I think the Soma thing was a myth or there is a small subpopulation that gets an unusual reaction....and I have been in the biz for a long time.
Read Huxley's novel, Brave New World. I believe it was written well before the actual drug, Soma, came on the market in the USA.
Also, the blue text is something called a hyperlink. You can click on it to load a new web page that, in the case of my post, will give you more information about the topic.
It's called chasing the dragon for a reason, when no matter how much stimulation through whatever means (drugs, sex, gambling, etc.) one experiences, there's basically and inevitably a habituation "fry-out" moment, from thence on whereby one can get high no more, no matter how much dopamine/endorphin stimulating activities and substances are partaken in or ingested.
These people end up fighting chronic depression and melancholy for the rest of their lives (many wind up dead trying to recapture the early highs).
The brain can only marinate in special sauce so many times and in such unnaturally large quantities before tapping out.
But then, there's nitric oxide (NO) to renew the continuance...
Not to mention nitrous oxide...
... incidentally, why do you need to renew something if its already continuing?
Sage will find Jesus. Or at least say he will. That will cure all problems.
Jesus don't want Sage for a sunbeam
Ever read "The Futurological Congress" by Stanislaw Lem?
Extremely persuasive argument for staying away from hallucinogenics in there!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carisoprodol
Name brand "Soma"
http://www.havidol.com/
I've been popping Fuckitol™ like skittles! (stay away from the Curruptol™, though!) :>D
LOL! The douchebag in Vegas is a prescribing physician. Probably means he has a pain management pill mill in that shithole known as Vegas.
LOL, once again, reality bites.
Have you read the book? The quote is from Brave New World, not Pharmacology Today.
It's not a myth exactly, it is a literary reference.
In this instance, HH is referring to the mind controlling substance that was a key part of the totalitarian experience in Aldous Huxley's Brave New World.
I would assume that many of Kelly's peers industry-wide are just one divorce-filing away from a similar story arc.
What a profoundly sad commentary on modern life among the neurotically newly wealthy.
I would think old wealth too or more specifically the kids of old wealth.
Right. The name Sage says it all.
this has to be near the end, right? Jiminy Christmas.
I'd think that every banker on Wall Street would rather be a political hack as they even have palaces and vacation dachas paid for by the tax payer. Why work and pay when you can do nothing and get a free ride. And get paid by the bankers to give them free rides, too?
Sound sweet.
Marie Antoinette sorta thing.
http://time.com/3544052/brinkerhoff-biden-cheap-vacations-log-cabin/
Hookers and blow.
The world never changes.
http://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/0770437176/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpa...
I saw this movie.... Leonardo was hilarious.
the most hilarious part was how he thought he had driven his car home from the club and afterwards how he recollected what really happened
Yeah, that was really funny. I seem to recall similar stories in my youth.
it took me decades to understand the never-experienced phenomenon of the Alcohol Blackout. which is terribly common, and still strongly misunderstood
I have a few friends that regularly fall into that hole, even after one single drink if they are distressed. short memory lasts only two minutes, and the whole personality switches to an older, simpler frame
once you get the hang of it, you recognize it immediately. for one friend, I have him write down date and time of every drink, so that he believes me that it's our fifteenth instead of our second round.. again
Are any of those friends hot lookin females? If so can I get their phone numbers.
Living large, baby. Large.
you cant make this shit up.
this is who is the steward of some teachers pension?
hehehe. this one is ugly!!
Just imagine those "morning afters"...
This is not news here at ZH
Sad news though. What a messed up country.
Scary to think who is actually running this land.
Scary to think who is actually ruining this land.
One doesn't have to be religious to see the parallels with Sodom and Gomorrah.
Jump or nail-gun?
An American, not US subject.
"Or my guillotine later."
We should be so lucky. No, this guy will mea culpa his way through the divorce then start a hedge/private equity fund and move on.
Nothing to see here.
please send him down to Brazil and let mother ayahuasca teach him something and start the work to fix the holes in his soul.
Yup. A full day with God.
interesting that this is a divorce complaint, and not a criminal charge on its own.
Yeah but, does he have ebola?
"MY BROTHER AND MY SISTER AND MY GIRLFRIEND TOO!
Everybody's got E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E.....
You know, if this is the culture, just one hooker with it should really do the trick to wipe them all out. Think of all the sharing of rolled up $100 bills up the nose, and the licking of mirrors and glass to get that last little bit. Not to mention the communal fucking and sucking.
Two sprogs? LOL, welcome to the "Snowman in Hell Club", bitch.
That burning sensation is the fuckin you get for the fucking you got.
sounds like a swell guy
but my real question is: who would go through life with a name like Dung Nguyen?
yes I know it's Vietnamese, but seriously, it's ok to change your name in English if your name is shit
The good stuff starts on page 13 if memory serves me right.
Makes my head hurt.
Here comes Halloweenie.
Trick or Treat?
I carved a pumpkin last night with my daughter and made spagetti and meatballs for dinner. Who is rich and who is poor? Who is living it up and who is suffering?
Well the pumpkin didn't fare too well, did it?
You didn't deficate, unrinate, and make her clean it up? You didn't do drugs and hang all over her afterwards?That is a valuable skill set for a kid to aquire, you are clearly babying her too much!
You are the richest of them all.
you can't sell a daughter's smile. not that it would make any sense, to do that. some things are precious beyond any price, any market. now excuse me, I have something in my eye
Children are bright, and very perceptive.
SK's kids were destroyed long ago.
Snorting coke of the abs of a $5,000/night escort, or
Carving a lame pumpkin with your kid?
To envy those suffering may be the most pathetic way to live.
I totally agree, all joking aside. There's a profound emptiness and soul-sickness that drives the lifestyle described in the article.
From what I understand about Psylocibin mushrooms, you do NOT just down handfuls and avoid finding out some things about the Universe you might not want to know. This bloke probably no longer has any connections to his immortal soul, just the immoral one!
Does anyone miss Bang Da Ho?
I'll tell you what i have missed, William! I've missed your Merry Xmas pictures. I know the holiday is getting close, but would you mind showing us a little sneak peek?
Not when "He Da Ho" AKA Sage Kelly is on the loose.
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With all due respect, Mr. Banzai:
It was Bang Dae Ho. I believe an analyst at Samsung Securities in Korea.
Don't ask me how I can remember this. I just remember laughing incessantly when reading this.
Respectfully
Larry.
I wonder if the girls were ever watching.
Seriously funny & disgusting at the same time.
Not to mention evil.
Hope he enjoyed the party. The "payback" in terms of all the people who don't want this out, and all the public humiliation, should be a doosy.
Sounds like a quite Monday evening to me!
If I had one wish granted to me by Aladdin's Lamp Resident Genie, I would not wish for any of the standard ones such as great financial fortune, drop dead handsome good looks, an Einsteinian brain, or a weekend with Sofia Vergara.
No, I would wish the Genie would look at the global narrative regarding ALL things sexual, and instead of putting himself back in, to gather all things sexual that have become so pervasive, slithering into every aspect of life, and jam them forever and ever into the Lamp, imprisoned, never to escape.
I am so sick and tired of sex being talked about, written about, inserted into every movie, TV, and book, magazine, and newsletter
I think it's sad. The guy is an addict. You wouldn't make fun of some guy if he had diabetes or whatever, right?
Fuck, leave the guy alone.
Can't wait to see what his lawyer says.
"this man is one of the finest, most upstanding, driven, hard working, and loving person...
Mars
yur killin me...stop
Seriously, the guy is a master of nothing. He is a slave to his vice. It's a miserable existence.
He is a slave.
Have some compassion, pray that he finds recovery.
Yeah, uh huh. He is ALSO one of the fucking sellouts who is actively spreading intense misery around the world, for his own disastrous 'pleasure'.
The media always portrays these fucking sellouts (like Blankfein, Obama, etc.) as masters of the universe, when the reality of their personal lives is EXACTLY like that poor miserable fool.
So yeah, it's very sad all around for the whole world that these tortured souls are so destructive, but it's also very important to highlight this kind of stuff 'cos it tells the TRUTH about our pathetic, satanic, parasitical elites.
I remember a comment on ZH a few days/weeks ago, saying how it would be so great to be a billionaire (so much envy). Well, read the above and you get a glimpse of what it takes to get into that shitty circle of 'wealth'.
You're right, the guy is definitely part of the fiat money problem. That's true, and every dollar he's made represents (ultimately) an inflationary pressure on the "real" economy. So I see your point.
All I'm trying to say is that he probably deserves more pity than vitriol.
Cartman would...
"I'm Scott Malkinson, I have diabetes"
K-Hole is a bar in Pattaya.
if you are in the K hole ...try again
His married buds named in the suit better get to Tiffany ASAP
Sounds like these residences would have security cameras. Need film to back up these salatious accusations.
Defecating/urinating in your bed or on the floor is the new "killing it". Didn't you guys read the memo?
As a Godling, you can do anything.
Now take that business model to work. This is a crime syndicate, that is all it is.
just kids being kids
This HIGH POTENTIAL deserves an Oscar for his performance.
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.
WIth guys like this running the show you really have a warm feeling of trust knowing that these guys are the stewards of so fucking much money.
One of the "Drug Cohorts" is the CEO at the company I work at. Can't wait to see him at company meeting on Friday. lol.
I do hope you print out and other wise circulate the legal documents filed above. Email. We wouldn't want there to be any misunderstandings. Get a fake yahoo or gmail account.
Smell the blood baby. Fuck him up. Do you hear me? It's on if you decide it is. Maybe a website or facebook page celebrating his douchery.
Pathetic.
Given she admits all of the stuff that occurred during their courtship, I fail to see how this helps her in any way, as she knowingly entered into this relationship with this train-wreck of a man.
Not to mention, she might accidently own a nail-gun.
Sounds like you, wrongly, expect some form of justice, or at least logic, to prevail in a legal case. If the judge sympathizes with the "wronged" slut of a wife even a tiny bit, the husband is screwed.
He's gonna have to show up in open court, or file an extensive rebuttal to all the facts presented to the court in her affidavit(s), not only that, but all it would take is just one or two of the not-so-innocent participants to agree to the "truthiness" of some of the affidavit(s) to properly ream this jerk, butt good!
"The Real Banksters of Sag Harbor"...coming soon to The Bravo Channel.
I am glad to know that these are the type of people receiving our tax bailout money. Afterall, providing for the poor, as everyone knows, is bleeding heart Socialism.
We're waaaaay beyond bailout money. ZIRP is a wealth-transferer's best friend.
So that's how the upper 1-2% live ?
Glad i'm a few rungs down the ladder.
The upper 1-2% are pikers compared to these guys.
I'd go with the possessed by demons defense
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8sdbhMLo7I&feature=youtu.be&t=6m01s
this is man is a victum (hear me out)
This loser and addict was so unhappy that no amount of money or drugs could save himself from such deep self hatred. He believed that if he had all the money or drugs in the world or be the guy that could provide to people he could finally feel good about himself.
Sadly, this never works, I hope those of you who have sturggled with addiction or are struggling realize that no matter how great your "job" is, who much money you have, or how much drugs you do, it never fixes the underlying problem.
One is too many and a thousand is never enough. Let this jackass remind you the eventual outcomes of insanity,
it always comes back.
I can hear that. So when does he start his AA work and go around trying to make ammends to all the people he has hurt? Hmmm?
Its technically not AA, but another group, this guy has basically has to quit destroying his life for a while before he get to ask ammends, which most people will never forgive him for.
Good luck coming back from that -- that level of abuse does brain damage. He may get off it but chances are he will be a ghost.
Ahmmm... are you on mushrooms now ?
Like always: First one is on the house.
With friends like that you don't need enemies.
So Sage was getting his clients drug dependent and using that as a basis for a business relationship? Sounds like he is a criminal and should be charged with a litany of felonies if he is dealing drugs as a way of acquiring business in his quasi legitimate position at Jeffries. Very bad press indeed.
Sage is so totally screwed, his wife is going to take him to the cleaners, turn him upside down and shake him until every last coin fails from his pocket. He will probably lose his job too. His rehab will probably be a disaster.
I quit tobacco, morphine from my surgery, simutaneously and it was hell.
I only drink herbal tea and pray my body will last another 20 years.
Sage better hope he doesn't get indicted.
"this is man is a victum (hear me out)"
He's not a victim. He's a sort who lived the lifestyle of the liberal uber-rich, that's all. They are trained to make money, to be bereft of human emotions, and nothing else. They think power means expensive dope (cocaine is the dope of the wealthy class) and bitches, so that's what he did: obey the rules of his class by having, like I said, lots of dope and bitches. They even have catalogues of prostitutes delivered to them by their own secretaries, and you find cocaine more easily than water in their offices.
Victims are victims, and that's simply not one. Just a pathetic sod with more money and adolescent cynicism than brains. Read any book by turd-in-chief Bret Easton Ellis to have an idea of who this character is. You're guaranteed to stop feeling sorry.
I guess this is just what his bonus plan calls "overachieving goals"
Am jealous because when i'm off my face my pecker is redundant.
Just who the hell does he think he is- Bill Fuckin' Brasky?!?
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/bill-brasky/n44036
No comment.
Hey Sages wife
You up for that 3some.................as long as I promise No drugs?
LOL
Sounds very similar to the last days of French Aristocracy,or Roman Empire for that matter..... What came after?
The Dark Ages.
she name names
Delicious, isn't it? It's a start.
You can't blame him for pissing in the bed. I've got a mate who pisses his bed when he's had too much sauce. And just like this fella, if it's not the bed then it's some corner of the room.
First stringers do psilocybin saturday in the oval office.