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Where the hell is Beeks!?!?
Turn those machines back on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jump you fucker!!!
The fall from the building isn't what kills you...it's the sudden deceleration once you hit the ground.
Does he belong to John Boehner's tanning club?
That's actually jaundice from liver disease. Gotta drink hard to sleep well at night after fucking people over so hard. I shold know, I sold NINJA loans.
Here's an interesting story:
The closure of Al-Aqsa, Islam’s third holiest site, followed the shooting of a right-wing Jewish activist, Yehuda Glick, on Wednesday. Glick had advocated for greater Jewish access to the Temple Mount, the holiest site in Judaism where Al-Aqsa sits, along with the much revered Dome of the Rock.
The Americna-born Glick was shot three times by an assailant who fled the scene on the motorcycle.
On Thursday Israeli police shot dead Mutaz Hijazi in East Jerusalem, whom they claim was responsible for the attack on Glick. Israeli counter-terrorism officers said they came under fire after surrounding a residence in the Abu Tor neighborhood. Hijazi reportedly died in the subsequent shootout. Israeli security services later said that Hijazi had spent 11 years in an Israeli prison before being released in 2012.
And?
I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.
Okay, pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody is waiting for it to hit rock bottom, so they can buy low. Which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are saying, "Hey, we're losing all our damn money, and Christmas is around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip! And my wife ain't gonna f... my wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!" So they're panicking right now, they're screaming "SELL! SELL!"
Just how much bullshit does it take to hurt?
I was tired of the bullshit in 2009.
"Balls!" said the Queen. "If I had them, I'd be King!"
"Dicks! Dicks everywhere!"
Did somebody say Jump You F*kers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yge311sFhC8
Has anyone seen my gerbil? Oh, wait!!!!
Im so Bullish i'm gonna have a moargasm
proof of the inverse correlation between money and class...
"So Bullshit Hurts? Back to you Cramer...."
"I shit you knot."
FUCK.
Does anyone know what the 'three keys' symbol on the UBS 'brand' represent?
I always imagined that it was three of the original 'Redshield' sons working together. Three keys codes representing three different countries (each with their own individual 'lock' that is opened), and three key identifiers, separate from each other (the thingie that you grab the key with), but crossing in UNISON like the swords of the 'Three Musketeers'.
I THINK that UBS stands for something like the United Bank of Switzerland (where the nations of the world deposit their 'other-than-gold' holdings for safekeeping, as Switzerland is a 'neutral' nation). Kind of like the little wimpy guy who stands between the two studs who wish to fist-fight, and tells them that he will hold their eyeglasses so that they won't get broken, I suppose. Let's see, two people fighting, and one holding their posessions for safekeeping... THREE; together, yet not together. Three brothers who have disagreements, but honestly won't kill each other (because they are bonded by Bloodlines). The TWO trust the ONE in the CENTER to hold their possesions for a time.
The little guy in the caption contest needs to reduce his vitamin K intake (or limit his exposure to UVC radiation). How SMALL is he? The knot in his TIE is as big as his fucking NECK!
The name UBS is derived from one of its predecessor corporations, the Union Bank of Switzerland.
The current UBS was formed when the Union Bank of Switzerland merged with the Swiss Bank Corporation.
Thus, UBS is now used as the company name, not as an acronym.
The UBS logo consists of three keys, a symbol taken from the Swiss Bank Corporation.
The keys symbolize confidence, security and discretion.
Keep taking your meds Monty
Some asshole must've taken it
Negros across America have been actually "Living" this "Nightmare" that your Pussilfied Soul Opines about; but a good deal of it had to do with "terrible, awlul" White Trash and Rich Albinos...
Mmmm, no it ain't cause of "white trash and Uppity white folk. It's because you never learned the definition of insanity and no I ain't gonna tell you what that is until after you vote for more of the same and expect different results...whoops, I let the cat outta the bag.
roflmao...
booboo,
Shouldn't you be off the Library's Computer so you can be on your TLC Show?
It's from a movie, dumb fuck.
I guess he just does not realize that "Trading Places", starring Eddie Murphy (as the terrible Negro) and Dan Aykroyd was a movie with a sub-plot of just what he is whining about.
It is so sad for the socially impoverished.
(Yes. We have memorized part of the script.)
Really. It is.
Tell me you didn't forget JAMIE LEE CURTIS!
Any movie (directed by Aaron Russo) that gets Jamie Lee to show her tits and ass off is good!
What about dem legs?
In the words of our Free Asian friends:
'HO LEE FUK!'
She could pull you in and MAKE you give it to her!
(Yes. We have memorized part of the script.)
IT IS so sad for the Socially Impoverished. I saw the Movie, too - though I did laugh at that line, I don't think it was worthwhile of committing it to memory. I didn't catch "Penelope"- which should have triggered my memories. Considering it was 31 years or so since it hit the Theatres; and with the usual White Trash rantings that I skim over in the threads, I read the post erroneously.
Yes, I recall now. My "bust", I stand corrected, and I apologize to Bob. My regret is that we don't have pvtmsg functions for me to apologize personally. If there's a ZH Party somewhere in the future, I owe you a Drink.
As for allegations of being socially impoverished - it's just a quote from a moderately budgeted movie made decades ago. There's a real world outside of the Movie Theatres - one that actually involve social interactions "with" other people. You need to get out more.
He's changing his name to Shum-el Adam.
Off Topic, Sam; but it is interesting.
What if TEAM_ISR just moved the Rock to another location or cart it over in goodwill to Jordan or to KSA? How bad would that be?
Separate the Dome from the Temple - relocate/rebuild the Dome for the Muslims; and allow the Jewish to rebuild their Temple. Let the two "Religions/Peoples" go their separate ways in relative peace; and give the rest of the World some relief.
Some people may try to start a riot of two; but IIRC, the "Third Site" is not as "important" a site as we are led to believe.
or maybe they could just tell Yellen its a blintz & shove it down her piehole
Its, its, the Ballroom Blintz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzKAJRux4ss
Oh. Sorry. I thought you talking about the yellin' bitch in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (10 to 1, Mr. Yellen went to the midnight showings before the issue with 'facial hair'). DAMNIT, JANET!
"So Bullshit Hurts"
It should hurt, for guys like that.
Does he have a chancre on his lower lip??
I'm really not liking this new horizontal collar and gigantic tie knot look these days
giant ties looked bad in the 70's and still look bad.
No kidding. They took a spread collar and classy windsor knot and turned it into a clown costume.
Still better than the knitted sock tie fad of the 80's.
I only uparrowed you because of your avatar pic. Knitted sock ties sucked back then (but the women wanted the men to wear them for Christmas and shit).
Funny you mention that. I just bought a few new suits and ties last night for the first time in 5 years. It's like I was in a time warp with the collars and ties. The socks threw me too. Fuck being fashionable.
Makes 'em look like the gangsters they are.
Yet more proof that people are desperate to forget anything.
That knot is as wide as his fuckin' neck!
Save him the cost of a rope....hopefully.
Would you like a pair of white shoes with that knot? :)
"I'm really not liking this new horizontal collar and gigantic tie knot look these days
giant ties looked bad in the 70's and still look bad."
You don't understand. The clothes he wears are sized for normal, full-size adult people. The last scene in 'BEETLEJUICE' where the guy in the waiting room has a shrinking head should get you closer to the reality of the situation. 9-year-old males are normally smaller than their fathers. Look at Janet Yellin, for example. She's about 4 feet tall (far shorter than her mother is/was).
It's like little children playing 'dressup' with their parent's clothing.
You don't have children, do you?
I propose this articles title to be merged with the Tim Cook gay article title. They seem to fit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM
"SO BULLSHIT HURTS"
Dyslexics of Mreca, Untie!
"So Bullish Fake It Hurts" would be a correct caption. I don'y know, but to me it smells of desperation. Desperation to show that QE ending doesn't matter, because economy is "strong" and all that shit...
Big loud headline on BBC news today about how America's (!) economy is booming. Go figure.
When Dick's on the case, pain is to be expected.
Amercia
You idiot! Get back in there at once! and BUY, BUY, BUY!
Map of Israel on dude's face.
Real name used to be Hyman Rubenstein (just like Jon Stewart was Liebowitz , and Chuck Lorre was Charles Levine, etc., etc.).
Rubenstein is so bullish to grab more pension money it's hurting him in the groin.
Last Firday the IRS is allowing plan participants to add more cash in their 401ks starting in 2015. Not sure if you saw that or not. So i agree with you. They need to fleece for the beast.
http://money.cnn.com/2014/10/23/retirement/401k-limits/
TIS, dont tell me this mother fucker telling me to load up on stocks is Jewish?
"Which hole do I put the nail gun in?"
The small one in the rear
Is that a chancre on his lower lip?
The "I" in Bullish is in the wrong spot. Shoud read "So Bullshit Hurts".
This picture sums up the markets perfectly right now. Here is a much more realistic outlook describing how the $280 trillion in global debt will easily overpower central bank intervention:
http://www.ftense.com/2014/10/total-global-debt-crosses-100-trillion.html
nice, thanks
verily
Sentimenttiming.com (Woody Dorsey) absolutely nailed the exact top date as well as the exact low date. He has a free newsletter-def. worth reading and following..
http://www.sentimenttiming.com/free-sentiment/
I went dancing last night. The dj played jump and I jumped. The dj played twist so I twisted. Then he played come on Eileen, I got kicked out for that one.
"Markets" LOL, it never gets old..
the "market" will be allowed to fall ONLY after the sociopaths secure their seats next Tuesday
For one second, I thought it said "So Bullshit Hurts"
Dicks in markets, I read it.
"Just let me stick the tip in, I promise......"
Bull Crap....bitchez
"Profits? We don't need no stinkin profits!"
how to tie a winsor knot so tight it hurts
He'll need to contact his doctor if the exuberance lasts for more than four hours.
(Priapism begins at home)
My ex-wife bought me this tie, really!
IN THE FUTURE RED CANDLES WILL BE ELIMINATED COMPLETELY!
I'm not dead yet! (Just a little melty, that's all).
Code for Tim Cook
"Richards on the markets"
"So bullish it hurts"
COME ON!!
Now I am going to kiss my fingers at the Moon...
I just have one question Mr. Richards, What does Dennis Gartman have to say?
What a fucking clown.
yeah, His anus hurts for all the government fucking. LOL
Hey, whaddya gonna do, nice college boy, eh? Didn't want to get mixed up in the Family business, huh? Now you wanna gun down a police captain. Why? Because he slapped ya in the face a little bit? Hah? What do you think this is the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away? You've gotta get up close like this and - bada-BING! - you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit. C'mere
WE ALREADY GOT YOUR MONEY
NEXT
He's right! It's all such bull shit it hurts.
By the look on his face, I would have to surmise that he has his dick in some mash potatoes.
An American, not US subject.
com'on give him a chance.....
he never stated his complete thought .....
"so bullish, .... [yet the printing -digitizing of money- is robbing away the hoped for profits]... it hurts....
;^\
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This picture needs no caption...
Jeez, how come I didn't see that.
Odd how these cocksure little fuckers all look the same.
AAII gives a nice free weekly sentiment indicator, a read on the retail area really. bull/bear spread is at highest of the year. excellent contra indicator where the past highs marked mkt highs. earlier in the year it called highs within a bout 2 weeks.
most exuberant in several years, here at near 2000SpX.
leave your luggage here, we'll deliver it to you, all aboard!
"A little vaseline will make the hurt go away...then you'll enjoy it, I promise."
cirrhosis of the liver also hurts, Mr Orange.
Here's Mr. Goods magical elixir! It's so good, it hurts!
Yea if it's so good, then you Stawk pimps can go ahead and drink it all.
When the bank actually said: "So Bullish it hurts", you know it's about time. It's fucked'o clock.
Blood bath massacre in the market
So BUBBLISH it hurts!!
"Dicks on Markets: MILF - Market I like to f***. Baaaaa"
The full quote:
"These markets make me feel like taking my hand like this and rubbing the tip of that bull-cock ever so gently with my lips and shaking my head until it hurts."
Japan in Deflation. Europe in Deflation. US entering Deflation.
Nothing bullish about this. The upside is that one $10/hr job will afford a house one day after the bottom fell out of every asset class. Stocks however will continue to "trade" higher because.. well just because.
Everything on sale today and even lower tomorrow! Price cuts will do wonders for the bottom lines of companies trying to make their shareholders money! /sarc
Liabilities up the ying yang and collateral at bargain basement prices. Why buy today when tomorrow is even cheaper?
THEY ARE FUCKED
Jubilee, default and reset must come!
Does a Nail Gun Hurt?
Well, they can only show the top half of the clip. They can't show the bottom half of what he is doing to a bull until it hurts.
"Does this tie make me look like a pinhead?"
bullshit hurts
UBS
Bullish it
He's the man they call Reveen !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pioWPZujiQ
My brother in law is also working for UBS, his view is also very bullish. I asked him what his views on the market:
1. Carry trade is a winner
2. China has very little gold reserve because it is worthless
3. People will keep on piling up debts forever, so debts bubble won't burst
Funny.
When I talk to friends working in banking, they are also very bullish. Everyone of them.
Either they are stupid or they have to, to stay sane.
I like best when bankers tell me that "printing money" is no problem, because it hasn't caused any inflation, on the contrary, we are deflationary.
So bullish he'll offer himself as a sacrifice to Moloch in order to keep the Wall Street fantasy alive
"'Scuse me while I whip this out!"
well pretty soon it will hurt to be bullish. Market is on borrowed time. Give these monkeys a day or two before reality sets in ....
Party at Sage Kelly's house later.
So bullish it hurts, but when I take the greased toothless rat out of my ass, the hurt subsides.
It might work if his wife is a cow. (The algos don't factor in the calves.)
Dow 500000 here we come!!!! I love my financial adviser best thing I ever done sell the family home to buy TWTR and NFLX on his advice. He watches Cramer everyday he told me.
lol this is funny
The wrath of unintended consequences .
"Sheeple wear Wolfskin !"
See
https://www.academia.edu/9031355/The_Were-Sheeples_Almanac
http://andreswhy.blogspot.com/2014/10/were-sheeples-almanac.html
Ah, UBS, the keys to the gold vaults at Kloten
Why near the airport and not under the Paradeplatz? .......... uh oh........
Somewhere a producer is choosing a scapegoat: the reliable tech who merely typed-in his job, or the editor she used to fuck who shoulda known better than to let "bullshit" slip.
Teevee is fun, wheeee!
No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole. [/Scott Evil]
Good. Glad we're all speakerie the same langelie.
Get off now, Jack.
It don't feel good no more.
Meanwhile "seperatists" AKA Putin goons doing death trials where people vote to shoot somebody:
http://tvrain.ru/articles/v_seti_pojavilos_video_pervogo_narodnogo_suda_...
But simple russians are angry at Putin oligarch regime:
http://y2u.be/HGqflEbEPOc
Quit posting this bullshit. Very few here can read or speak Russian. Your links are useless to most of us.
"I have lots of KY jelly, so I'm good".
It doesn't matter when you go to Drudge Report you will have to see POTUS batshit crazy jizz gargling mug somewhere on the page. So which is worse?
I thought he said So BULLSHIT it hurts. Now that would make sense.
This is looking like March of 2000 all over again. Put your crash helmets on.
"I know the smell of the poop, it's a bull."
All the while doing gods work.......
I get it, he doesn't follow the herd. He shags bull instead.
His tie is fine. It's just the knot that needs a LOT of tightening.
Pain is your body's warning system. Battipaglia was the Bullhorn of the Tech Bubble. He died young.
Yeh, Big Joe Batts - Can't believe that he turned into such a bullshit artist - he started out a good guy.
SO BULL I SHIT HURTS
https://www.academia.edu/9031355/The_Were-Sheeples_Almanac
It will hurt even more once the sheeple start to bite
"I'm so Bullish It Hurts - doesn't it Timmy?"
UBS? U B Sodomized? Then this painful bullishness makes sense, indeed.
"Please buy muppets. I need somebody to sell to so I can make some profit because the Holidays are coming up and the mistress needs [no wait - demands!] a new shiny red one."
www.traderzoo.mobi
Full steam ahead...damn the torpedoes!
If the erection lasts more than 4 hours call your doctor for advice.
Is there a pill I can take?
I want to wake up tomorrow and believe in unicorns. It is getting harder and harder to stay on guard, not participate in all the fun and games, and watch this house of cards grow taller and taller.
Are we the crazy ones, or are they?
....meanwhile, back here in the Socialist State of Maryland, we are ready to participate in an election, and know for a fucking fact it will be corrupted by illegals voting and phony ballots by the Md Donkey Machine. For a fucking fact.
And not a god damned thing will come of it.
I pray this motherfucker burns to the lug nuts. I know I'll go down with the ship, but damn the party would be sweet.
Or that pill.
"They all want to go to heaven but are too scared to die"
The Heaven being small and socialist .
So , Big is out .
Ostrum is in .
But that means that they must "die" ,
Lose position , power , influence , big salaries , fancy cars , plush hotel suites ,etc
The only real survivability is in the loyalty of persons .
Where investment should lie .
Oil and Banks are going the way of taxis .
There is an Uber waiting for them .
Charon is on Uber , now .
No pennies . Only Visa or MasterCard .
See why :
https://www.academia.edu/9031355/The_Were-Sheeples_Almanac
https://www.academia.edu/9031355/The_Were-Sheeples_Almanac
his lips look chaffed .... i think hes had enough Bull for now
rest abit and get some lip balm
knob goblin
Guy's like this make me want to puke! They are so enamoured of their little pieces of green (or whatever color the case may be) ponzi paper that they just cannot sleep at night if there isn't a greater fool to sell their morally bankrupt vision of success to. They just can't understand why someone would not want to be party to their financial fraud and scorched earth BS not to mention the death and destruction they enable on a global basis. I think nothing worries or scares them more than that people just might not share their vision of the world.
I thnk Thomas Jefferson summed it up best when he, and the other founding fathers, commited to ending the tyranny of Great Britian wrote at the end of the Declaration of Independence:
"And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."
To Hell with the status quo! It's got to go! END THE FED!!!
I honestly read that as "bullshit". Seems to make a lot more sense that way.