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Monetary Lunacy At Work: IMF Puts 0.05% "Floor" Under SDRs

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Via Acting Man's Pater Tenebrarum via Contra Corner blog,

No negative rates for the putative Bancor... Keynes must surely be rotating in his grave. It turns out the IMF is not going to lend SDRs for less than nothing, thus breaking ranks with some well-known central banks out there (no need to name names), and even the central bank-manipulated “market” in which investors accept negative rates on certain government bonds as if that made any sense.

Instead, the IMF has decided to set a floor for its SDR interest rate to maintain its role as a profit center…it will be at what is nowadays a downright usurious height of 0.05%. So at least at the IMF, there will be no pretense that time preferences can actually turn negative.

 

christine-lagarde

There will be no funny money for nothing from me, busters!

 

However, the IMF is thereby effectively raising its interest rate, which until recently was at a mere 0.03%:

“The International Monetary Fund is setting a 0.05 percent floor on the interest rate used to determine borrowing costs for some of its loans.

The executive board modified rules today to make the change, according to a statement today in Washington.

 

The IMF’s Special Drawing Right, based on a basket of the dollar, yen, euro and pound, is the fund’s unit of account that serves as a supplemental reserve asset and was designed to improve global liquidity.

 

The SDR interest rate was quoted on the IMF website at 0.03 percent today compared with 0.13 percent in April and more than 3 percent in August 2008, before central banks slashed borrowing costs to zero to boost growth in the aftermath of the financial crisis.

 

The rate will be 0.05 percent on Oct. 27, the IMF said.

 

The board also approved changing the rounding convention for calculating the SDR rate to three decimal points from two, the statement said.

 

The SDR interest rate is used to calculate interest charged to member nations for non-concessional loans and SDR allocations, and the rate paid to members for SDR holdings. It is calculated from a weighted average of the short-term money market rates of the SDR basket currencies.

 

A floor will prevent the SDR rate from going negative, in the event that money market interest rates on some of the currencies in the underlying basket themselves go negative, an IMF official told reporters on condition of anonymity. The fund has no legal basis for charging a negative rate on SDRs.

(emphasis added)

So this is a precautionary measure in case the phenomenon of negative market interest rates on short term government debt instruments starts spreading further. Needless to say, we take the fact that the IMF feels it has to prepare for this eventuality as yet another sign that the whole world has essentially gone insane.

 

Germany, 2 yr. yield

Clear signs of the spread of central bank-induced insanity – German government debt yields are negative out to two years – via BigCharts. click to enlarge.

 

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Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:41 | 5393587 Bell's 2 hearted
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D-D-Deflation

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:48 | 5393609 LawsofPhysics
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In everything you don't need  for survival, yes.

Everything else, not so much.

Where's my million dollar loan at 0.05% interest?

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:55 | 5393641 linniepar
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Because fuck you, that's why. Fuck IMF and sdr...fiat fails, always.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:57 | 5393654 LawsofPhysics
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Not very famaliar with sarcasm or a very critical thinker are you asshat?

We farm and have plenty of physical and food, go fuck yourself.

Some will eat, most will not.

Same as it ever was...

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:01 | 5393667 y3maxx
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Wise thinking if You ask me.....Never lend money out for free.

sarc off

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:05 | 5393684 NoDebt
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OT- Hedge Fund manager sent $1.5MM in error by the bank.  He keeps it and disappears.  AAAAAND it's gone.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102136731?trknav=homestack:topnews:2

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:11 | 5393711 max2205
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Think she is good in bed?

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:13 | 5393725 LawsofPhysics
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I think he already has a dildo haflway up any savers ass.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:36 | 5393826 NoDecaf
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So the dollar, yen, euro and pound all walk into a bar and say "hey open a tab for us, don't worry we're good for it"

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:50 | 5393893 linniepar
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Not directed at you homie. ;)

 

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:55 | 5394696 Stroke
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I think so maybe, but that was a long time ago....Now...not so much

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:03 | 5393678 BandGap
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Fuckers are trying to charge my son fucking 9.73% interest for a short term student loan. Time to sell a kidney.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 12:20 | 5394028 ZH Snob
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ah, they see the failure of ZIRP and want to create the illusion of value in their SDRs.

I think my crappy bank offers better % than that, but I gave up trying to get even .000000001% from them long ago.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 15:53 | 5395272 cnmcdee
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The answer to the debt, QE, derivatives, and everybodies problems is the same!! Zim-Bucks!

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:43 | 5393595 SandiaMan
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Fuck You Christina Stick that up your ass.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:52 | 5393635 Philo Beddoe
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Nobody goes up her ass anymore. It is too crowded.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:19 | 5393750 Kirk2NCC1701
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0.05% = Money for nothing and checks for free.

Hell, they'll even throw on Lagarde and blo.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 12:41 | 5394185 RaceToTheBottom
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But all is not lost, you get a complimentary canister of tanning lotion...

 

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:42 | 5393599 NoDebt
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If I was the IMF I'd be more concerned about the return of their principal than the return on their principal.

Because that's just what the world needs- more loans.  The rate doesn't even matter any more.  They can't pay them back.

The IMF is the Payday Lender of the world.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:45 | 5393603 kowalli
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If I was the IMF I'd be more concerned about nailgun

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:54 | 5393637 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Indeed.  Let's hope there is a snowplow &/or nailgun in the near future for all bankster scum.  

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:58 | 5393651 BrosephStiglitz
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If I was the IMF I'd be more concerned about my-

fuck it.  Why would I be concerned?  I am funded by some of the most wealthy individuals in human history.  Time to wade in amongst the chaos and fear and increase my equity share. 

Fuck you peasants!

Signed,
Your soon to be feudal lords and ladies.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:53 | 5393632 LawsofPhysics
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It's really not a big deal when a single small island country is creating claims from real goods and services from thin air.

Now when the entire planet starts doing it, well, that's something else altogether.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:53 | 5393638 tarsubil
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It's like musical chairs but they don't stop the music while the chairs keep getting removed. Everyone keeps thinking it has been going on for so long that they are winning, while there is only one chair left and a lot of people walking.

When does the music stop?

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:45 | 5393857 aVileRat
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IMF as paydaylender for the world is actually a really damn good insight NoDebt.

Yes, you are 100% bang on.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:49 | 5393613 Bell's 2 hearted
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30 yr bond up almost half percent ... 10 yr note up 2/10 percent ... yields be going down

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:50 | 5393621 Madcow
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Gov-Co International really does believe in a future global economy based entirely upon accounting fraud.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:53 | 5393629 manofthenorth
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0.05% =Profit Center ?????

HA HA HA HA  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I just pissed myself

Fortunately my monetary insurance policy just dropped to $16.50 an ounce.

This will not hold, you can not punish the few savers that remain.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:53 | 5393634 Vin
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.....as she gives us all the finger.

 

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:56 | 5393643 JustPrintMoreDuh
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thats funny ... I just happen to have something for skeletor as well ... it rhymes with noose.  

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:10 | 5394413 metastar
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She's one dominant bitch looking for pay piggies (that would be us).

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:55 | 5393644 Panic Mode
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IMF is flapping her kebab.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 10:58 | 5393655 Seize Mars
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I would love to sleep with her. I think she is sexy. Who doesn't like an experienced, savvy business woman? I know, you guys hate her but I think she is extremely hot.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:01 | 5393663 BrosephStiglitz
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By "business woman" you mean lawyer right?  There's a difference.  I know it is kind of hard to tell these days, but it is true.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:04 | 5393687 Seize Mars
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Whatever. I'll bet she is fantastic in bed.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:08 | 5393703 BrosephStiglitz
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Probably.  All those years of practice to get to the top.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 12:33 | 5394146 fishwharf
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Hillary thinks so.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:01 | 5393668 Philo Beddoe
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I thinks she likes it in the back door. Be careful. 

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:08 | 5393701 LULZBank
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Her pussy probably looks like a badly wrapped doner kebab.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 12:54 | 5394292 damicol
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with a face like a dried up and parched camels cunt and a fucking twat that reeks like a supporating cancerous tumescent bil bursting she would probably suit you down to the ground

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:01 | 5393665 Seize Mars
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Anyways the SDR will never ever work. Until you get a mortgage on your house in SDRs, people will never need it in everyday life. This would only happen if the plan is to mandate a domestic policy of ALL foreign currencies as legal tender in the US.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:11 | 5393716 Bell's 2 hearted
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never say never ... but you are right nonetheless

 

Total value of all SDRs?

 

$318 billion (US)

 

barely enough to buy a cup of coffee on global scene

 

and with US the biggest swinging d!ck in the IMF ... doubt that will change

 

http://www.imf.org/external/np/exr/faq/sdrallocfaqs.htm#q3

 

http://www.imf.org/external/np/sec/memdir/members.aspx

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:03 | 5393689 hotrod
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 Basket of Dollar, Yen, Euro and Pound?????? 

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:07 | 5393698 LawsofPhysics
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fiat is fiat is fiat is fiat...

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:26 | 5394515 Seize Mars
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Astute.
Ok time for you to get back to work now.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:17 | 5393740 Kirk2NCC1701
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Yup, backed by Force and the biggest combined consumer market on earth. Seems to work.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:53 | 5393900 himaroid
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Hey girl, you're asking for a grudge fuckin

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 11:52 | 5393902 Solio
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"...the whole world has essentially gone insane."

It may be that there are too many various radionuclides/voc's in the air and that is not good for children and other living things.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 12:05 | 5393963 bbq on whitehou...
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Drugs are baaaad.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 12:29 | 5394093 Hail Spode
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My business plan is to borrow one trillion dollars from the IMF at their rates and then raise the money to pay the loan back by issuing bonds at Germany's rates.  Whats that?  Plebes like me can't get in on this stuff?

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 12:51 | 5394262 Last of the Mid...
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The new 0 is 0.05%. Kind of limits exposure don't you think. Shiiittt.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:12 | 5394426 SheepDog-One
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.05%, and not even .001% lower! We're super cereal about that!

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:22 | 5394486 jacship
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MR PUTIN

MEET

MRS SOROS

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 15:21 | 5395142 limacon
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The wrath of unintended consequences .

The dream of Igor

"Sheeple wear Wolfskin !"

See

 

https://www.academia.edu/9031355/The_Were-Sheeples_Almanac

http://andreswhy.blogspot.com/2014/10/were-sheeples-almanac.html

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 15:45 | 5395245 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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When does the euro-douchebag leave the IMF? I thought the IMF was about to hold election again, wtf? Why is this bitch still jerking us off

with her Uber diva wants and needs? If the IMF was headed by a male

we would not tolerate this diva stuff coming out of Legarde every business quarter. I, for one, don't think she likes the word 'no' anymore. I think Lagarde is on her way out.

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