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This Is The 12-Days-Old News That Just Spiked USDJPY And Stocks

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Day after day after day this 'market' is manipulated and managed by headlines that memory-less machines read and act upon. Today - yet again - at 210am Japan time, Nikkei news decides it is time to print these headlines:

*JAPAN GPIF TO CUT JAPAN DEBT ALLOCATION TO 35%, RAISE DOMESTIC STOCK ALLOCATION TO 25%: NIKKEI

And sure enough JPY explodes instantly in an attempt to spark momentum. This is not news (it's a constant headline every day since October 18th) as Abe sacrifices his economy and his people's economic future for an uptick in stocks.

 

The algos react and lift USDJPY

 

and of course that means US equities surge...

and this is what happened as the headline hit...

 

 

and volume explodes...

 

The irony in all of this: this is not news, its 12 days old.

 

But when betting on algo stupidity and their 15 millisecond memory, nobody has lost yet.

 

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Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:22 | 5394493 A82EBA
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just had major spike in stocks, whos buying that?

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:25 | 5394510 nuclearsquid
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no economist here, but if they were on the verge of super inflation, wouldn't selling bonds and buying stocks be good?

 

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:30 | 5394534 Aknownymouse
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Maybe we can get all the companies that beat on earnings to announce earnings once a day. That also should help the wealth effect.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:41 | 5394584 Divided States ...
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Basically Abe has the green light to do whatever he wants over there...which is to incite a war between China and Japan. Algos are evolving...thats how the rise of the machines started

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:49 | 5394657 OW My Balls
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USA TODAY headline today:

 

FED ends easy money

 

oh, that & Tim Cook is proud to be a fudge packer

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 14:01 | 5394736 max2205
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QE whatever.1 has officially been handed over to the yellow people

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 14:08 | 5394790 redpill
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Thank goodness for all that liquidity, it's so helpful!

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 14:03 | 5394742 NotApplicable
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*packee

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 14:06 | 5394771 OW My Balls
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Whatever      But for the record: One could be PROUD of a lot of things, for instance:

 

- You could be PROUD that you resisted temptation to cheat on exams

- You could be PROUD of your parenting skills

- You could be PROUD of your 'skills' [whether they be 'cooking', 'engineering', 'horticulture', or whatever vocation]

 

But to be PROUD you're gay? I just don't get it.

 

WTF? I don't wake up in the morning particularly PROUD that I prefer cocks or pussies, which, assuming equality in all other areas, is the only distinguishing feature that this guy is admitting to be PROUD of.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 20:39 | 5396123 tc06rtw
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Consider —

he's probably PROUD of being AAPL CEO !

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 14:10 | 5394787 balanced
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"Algos are evolving..."

I realize that you were joking, but I think we should be factoring this evolution into our understanding of the "markets" much more than we are. What I'm trying to say is that ZHers will be quick to use terms such as "the new normal", and talk about how these are no longer actual markets, but in the next breath (or paragraph as it were) we say that eventually "market forces" will prevail.

So which is it? Either the markets, as we knew them, are still intact but heavily manipulated for the time being - until market forces overwhelm the manipulation, and sanity is restored. Or, actual markets/exchanges as we knew them have truly become a thing of the past, and all that remains are shells which have been repurposed by the banksters (for lack of a better label) to fill some other role. If this is the case, then we should have no expectation of "market forces" ever coming in to restore sanity. I don't think many people have recognized this contradiction. If there truly are no more markets, then market forces no longer exist.

 

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 16:45 | 5395413 graspAU
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"There is no spoon"

Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 22:26 | 5396498 tc06rtw
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Quite true — it  IS  all a matter of belief !

Presently, NO ONE believes in markets, EVERYONE wants "survival of the fittest" to be thwarted, NO taxpayer wants to lose deductions, EVERY investor wants goosed guaranteed returns, NOBODY wants to accept Hideous & Miserable Truths —

We  want(want?)  PAY  to be lied to !

Will society  EVER  go back to believing in what at one time was "the truth" ? . . .

     UNKNOWABLE

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:40 | 5394597 EscapeKey
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was there an equivalent selloff in bonds?

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 14:09 | 5394791 SAT 800
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The long bond; which is the one I track; has remained essentially unchanged for several days. it's at a triple top that has been established over more than a year; i expect the next important move to be down; and I don't care what the experts think. So, no; there wasn't any sell-off in Bonds; I don't pay any attention to the short term instruments.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:47 | 5394648 Groundhog Day
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who needs POMO when you have HFT.  Permanant levitation. Bitchez.  On a personnal note i'm getting clobbered short this market over the last few days on puts.  I deserve it.  I should know better then to go against the system. I now have stock market stolkhome syndrome. I want to lose money and agree to do so for my masters

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:59 | 5394723 max2205
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Unleash the Kraken

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 14:23 | 5394863 SAT 800
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They should call this the Japan kamikaze Fund. As in "we're all in this together, now; no whinning". The "Pension Fund" may prove to be a bit of bad joke as a name, however. but then they aren't worse off than anyone else. the famouse wealthy Norwegians, with their National Soveirgn Wealth fund have it all invested in the Euro Stock Market. What could go wrong ?

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:27 | 5394516 Bryan
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Those that just can't wait to BTFATH, I guess.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:39 | 5394594 Ivanovich
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Maybe it was the GPIF!

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 14:02 | 5394744 SAT 800
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Nice article. "What goes up fast, comes down even faster". Still playing the masochist in the S&P; off about $4400 in paper losses today. Very irritated withmyself; I don't even need to play around with this crazy market; plus i did a terrible job of entering the position. Hoping for a sanity check at any day now; but someplace not far from here; I'll have to give up.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 14:28 | 5394887 Bloppy
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All the news that's fit to reprint.

 

Elsewhere- NYT worries the bumpkins are taking over America! This is not a joke:

http://tinyurl.com/nzfc3or


Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:27 | 5394518 madbraz
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Wow, what a "coincidence", this was right as the NY FED was "delivering" $140 billion in treasury collateral to their friends in reverse repo, which can be used as collateral on all sort of risk-on trades, including shorting the bonds of the very country that allows the FED to exist (and keep plundering from the main 99.9%).

 

Out of words.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:27 | 5394519 kaa1016
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Unfucking real.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:28 | 5394527 jacship
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iSN'T  JPY RUNNING ON

E-RAD TIME ZONE

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:30 | 5394540 i_call_you_my_base
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All Japan has left is bullshit. Let's see how those household spending numbers look tonight.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:30 | 5394542 LawsofPhysics
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Pension "funds"...  ...LOL!

The jokes just keep coming today.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:46 | 5394646 disabledvet
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Very funny indeed.

He meant to say prison funds!

"Outta the way...she's gonna blow!"

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:51 | 5394665 LawsofPhysics
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yes, to the upside however...

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:35 | 5394546 IANAE
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anybody else's market data messed up right now?

 

seeing no movement in call options but bid/ask on spy puts just blew out WIDE...as if holding its breath at the top of the coaster...

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:38 | 5394583 zhjr
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There is an OPRA outtage right now, as well as SIAC I am hearing.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:33 | 5394562 Racer
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The Sh!t and P!$$ goes up cos 10 days ago it was announced that Japan GPIF was to buy domestic stocks

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:36 | 5394571 madbraz
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I am sure there will be a very "serious" investigation into this matter...you know, our regulators are on top of things and wouldn't want any retail investor to get the impression that this market is a rigged casino in which certain players are allowed to see your cards and the dealers cards. 

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:35 | 5394575 Kaiser Sousa
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mom and pops sitting in front their Imacs, and on the phones with their E-brokers buying CAT, Twitter, FaceFuck with their cat food money....

its all so beautiful in the land of plenty....!
plenty of serfs that is....

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:36 | 5394578 IANAE
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ahhhh...this explains everything...right?

CTA and OPRA have reported issues dissmenating market data in US STOCK and OPTIONS

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:39 | 5394586 DavidC
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This HAS to blow soon, surely?

DavidC

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 14:04 | 5394751 NotApplicable
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Something, something, irrational, something, something, solvent.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:39 | 5394590 LawsofPhysics
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Japan's central bank outright buying stocks, just handing moar to their 1%.

and no guillotines?

No sheep like japanese sheep bitchez...

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:43 | 5394620 gatorengineer
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culturally they are not adverse for taking one for the emperor, what the missed is the word was changed to Empire...

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:40 | 5394603 saints51
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WOW!!!! Lost for words on this one fellas.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:42 | 5394610 Dr. Engali
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I have to admit, I was caught off guard by today's move. It appears I took profits too soon. Looks like a rally through month's end.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:44 | 5394618 i_call_you_my_base
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It looks like a day typical of a fed announcement / speech. Just straight up, no dips.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:44 | 5394624 saints51
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I took mine also. The Fed ended QE on the start of the fire festival which began yesterday. Should of known they were going to trick retail and treat the .01%.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 14:00 | 5394731 disabledvet
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The month ends tomorrow so that's not saying much.

Tesla's move early in the week was the tell...traders DELIGHT.

Citigroup pulling out of Mexico should have been more in the news too as that will kill the price of commodities...and indeed it did.

There was a big "sugar spat" as well....with enough sugar now coming into the USA to last all of next year courtesy of Mexico.

LNG terminals now being funded on the Gulf coast to the tune of billions, Panama canal doubling in size.  Bull market in treasuries this big says to me a lot of room for output expansion at the industrial level.  Ford and GM hit hard this month but hard to argue with GM right now.  Could get a!price war in trucks here.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 14:02 | 5394743 gatorengineer
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Nov 5 is a good day to enter a long short position.....  until then short of Isis nothiing can stop it.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:42 | 5394612 gatorengineer
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Heard Tim Cook and Barry are going to play golf.... Think that will move the Bots?  At least the stocks that make lube?

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:44 | 5394623 juggalo1
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This always makes me upset.  I understand the political opposition to investing offshore, but borrowing money and then investing it domestically.  But doesn't that become a double whammy when you eventually have to sell?  If I were a politician, I would try hard to keep SIV investments as much as possible to overseas assets.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:58 | 5394678 Doom and Dust
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Exactly. Stock may have no maturity, but when this fund inevitably has to sell to maintain coverage, it will be in a down cycle and most likely at (much) lower prices. Another severe case of regulatory dementia.

 

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:47 | 5394647 jubber
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what an abortion of a market this is, Dax down 250 up 250, Dow down 150 up 300

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:49 | 5394650 SillySalesmanQu...
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And the algos have hit the afterburners....Whoosh, and away we go.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:50 | 5394655 ekm1
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USDJPY my ass

 

This is central command testing whether the system can be controlled in a pre planned collapse.

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:52 | 5394674 toros
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Last week of POMO make it a good one. My guess +25B

Everyone likes POMO

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 13:55 | 5394699 Two Theives and...
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The scariest news I saw today was Alan Greenspan recommending GOLD...wha wha whaaaat??!!

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 14:23 | 5394864 SmittyinLA
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in 2005 Greenspan warned Congress about sub-prime loans, FRE FNM liabilities, mass immigration and their "threats to Democracy that not even the SU Constitution could protect us from"  *he wasn't warning of terrorism (that's a constant) he was referring to the the problems he enumerated in the prior hours testimony, Congress completely ignored him and "floored it". 

In 2007 Greenspan told Americans go long on adj mortgages, low rates would be here for a while-that was 6 years ago. 

Problem with Greenspan is nobody actually listens to what he says.

it may not happen right away, nobody controls exactly when the shit hits the fan, too many variables but Geenspans usually way ahead of the herd. 

 

 

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 14:14 | 5394817 SmittyinLA
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The AI featured in the movie Terminater is coming, and it will protect the printers.

We're gonna have a wicked bitchen future.

Its all a bet on technology.

When will the ibitch come out?

 

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 16:12 | 5395332 synopsisTODAY
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~ Look behind you, Smitty... Happy Halloween : )

Thu, 10/30/2014 - 14:25 | 5394873 teslaberry
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qe isn't over folks. not by a long shot. i'm not talking talking qe4 i'm talking shadow qe of all sorts.

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