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The Story Changes: Ebola Is Now "Aerostable" And Can Remain On Surfaces For 50 Days

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Submitted by Michael Snyder of The End of the American Dream blog,

When it comes to Ebola, the story that the government is telling us just keeps on changing.  At first, government officials were claiming that it was very difficult to spread the Ebola virus.  Some of them were even comparing it to HIV.  We were given the impression that we had to have “direct contact” with someone else’s body fluids in order to have any chance of catching the virus.  But of course that is not true at all.  Now authorities are admitting that Ebola is “aerostable”, that it can be “spread through droplets”, and that it can remain on surfaces for up to 50 days.  That is far different information than we have been getting up until this point.  So that means when they were so confidently declaring that they know exactly how Ebola spreads they were lying to us.

On October 24th, a 33 page document was released by the Defense Threat Reduction Agency, and in that document it is admitted that Ebola is “aerostable”.  WND was one of the first news outlets to report on this…

The information was contained in a 33-page report released Oct. 24 by the Defense Threat Reduction Agency, the Department of Defense’s Combat Support Agency for countering weapons of mass destruction.

 

The agency report states “preliminary studies indicate that Ebola is aerostable in an enclosed controlled system in the dark and can survive for long periods in different liquid media and can also be recovered from plastic and glass surfaces at low temperatures for over 3 weeks.”

 

The report says the government is seeking technologies for the “rapid disinfection” of Ebola, including an aerosol version of the virus.

 

“The technology must prove effective against viral contamination either deposited as an aerosol or heavy contaminated combined with body fluids,” reads the solicitation document.

You can view the document for yourself right here.

So is there any difference between “aerostable” and “airborne”?

That is a very good question.

Meanwhile, the CDC has finally come out and publicly admitted that Ebola “is spread through droplets”.

In other words, it can be spread by a cough or a sneeze.

On the CDC website, it now says the following

“A person might also get infected by touching a surface or object that has germs on it and then touching their mouth or nose.”

Well, that certainly does not sound like “direct contact” to me.

And once someone has coughed or sneezed, the virus can live on a surface for a very long time.

In fact, authorities in the UK now tell us that Ebola can survive on a glass surface for up to 50 days

The number of confirmed Ebola cases passed the 10,000 mark over the weekend, despite efforts to curb its spread.

 

And while the disease typically dies on surfaces within hours, research has discovered it can survive for more than seven weeks under certain conditions.

 

During tests, the UK’s Defence Science and Technology Laboratory (DSTL) found that the Zaire strain will live on samples stored on glass at low temperatures for as long as 50 days.

All of this directly contradicts what the CDC website has been telling us…

“To get Ebola, you have to directly get body fluids (like pee, poop, spit, sweat, vomit, semen, breast milk) from someone who has Ebola in your mouth, nose, eyes or through a break in your skin or through sexual contact.”

It turns out that is not even close to the truth.

And even as Obama boldly proclaims that there will not be an Ebola pandemic in the United States, the actions that his administration is currently taking suggest otherwise.

For example, we have just learned that the federal government has ordered 250,000 hazmat suits and is sending them to Dallas

A manager with a major shipping company has exclusively revealed to Infowars that the U.S. government has ordered 250,000 Hazmat suits to be sent to Dallas, the location of the first Ebola outbreak in the United States.

 

The manager of the shipping company proved his credentials to Infowars by providing a photo ID and sending a verified email from the company account, but wishes to remain anonymous due to understandable fears that he could be fired for revealing the information.

 

“I just learned we have been asked to ship 250,000 HAZMAT suits to Dallas, TX. for the US Government. Again this is happening today, we are pulling these suits for the US Government to Dallas, TX,” states the individual, who manages the drivers who work for the shipping company.

Why in the world would the Obama administration buy so many hazmat suits if everything was under control?

It doesn’t make sense.

Is this Ebola outbreak much more of a potential threat than they are telling us?

Insurance companies sure seem to think so.  In fact, many of them are now specifically excluding Ebola from their policies…

Remember the promise of universal health care with Obamacare, with no refusal for ‘pre-existing conditions’? It looks like your insurance company may not have to cover you if you get Ebola. U.S. and British insurance companies have begun writing Ebola exclusions into standard policies to cover hospitals, event organizers, and other businesses vulnerable to local disruptions.

 

While it is estimated that expenditures to treat the original Dallas Ebola patient, Thomas Eric Duncan, were approximately $100,000 an hour (though he passed anyway), it looks like insurance companies won’t be footing the bill.

 

President Obama originally refused to set up travel restrictions in and out of West Africa, too, even though the governments latest scare tactics and the CDC’s ineptitude have resulted in insurance companies creating new policies which exclude Ebola care. Renewals will also become costlier for companies opting to insure business travel to West Africa or to cover the risk of losses from quarantine shutdowns at home.

The American people deserve the truth.

I can understand the desire to keep people calm, but giving the public a false sense of security isn’t going to do anyone any good, and it might end up making this crisis much, much worse.

It is important for people to know how easily this virus spreads so that they can take appropriate measures to protect themselves and their families.  Since June, approximately 400 health workers have caught this virus, and about 230 of them have died.  These workers take extreme precautions to avoid getting Ebola.  If this virus did not spread easily, this would not be happening.

 If our politicians and the mainstream media are not going to tell us the truth, then we are going to have to keep one another informed.

 

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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:04 | 5400538 Tortfeasor
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No shit.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:07 | 5400546 erkme73
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I needed my dose of fear-pron today.  Thanks ZH.  That'll fix me up for the weekend.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:16 | 5400584 max2205
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Ass to mouth is out of the question now Tim C

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:40 | 5400595 Thanatos
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Ebola = Schrödinger's Cat

Or Pelosi Style: You can't know how the Ebola works until you have the Ebola.

 

For Tim, A2M is never out... He's a risk taker. Can't you tell?

Besides, I think he might like little Indian Boys...

Look:

http://epguides.com/JonnyQuest/cast.jpg

He's on the left..

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:46 | 5400696 knukles
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Hey!
Anybody else but me notice this news "redaction" come late on a Friday night.
The Prime Time of Bad News Releases Most Often Not Make it to Publication or Broadcast
And nobody pays any attention to Saturday News Anyhow!

Pure Propaganda and Perceptions Management.

Lookie!  A Unicorn!  Om Monday Morning our Website says it's dangerous.  Y'all just misunderstood.
Hell, even Kim Kardashian Understands!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:55 | 5400728 kliguy38
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I beg to differ.... I faithfully watch Candi Crowley on CNN all day Saturday and Sunday.....She's so damn cute

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 23:01 | 5400752 TeamDepends
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It was the worst of times
Yet it somehow got worse

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 23:07 | 5400764 knukles
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Jesus people!
Watching Candy Crowley for just a few moments when flipping channels is reason enough for an insanity plea.
Got worse?

Got downright disturbing.

https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=candy+crowley&ei=UTF-8&fr=moz35

betcha they do her makeup at an abandoned Earl Shieb

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 23:47 | 5400872 0b1knob
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Flounder told me I will be OK as long as I carry a clipboard with me everywhere.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 00:38 | 5400975 Rememberweimar
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Martial Law in 21 days...

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 00:46 | 5400983 wee-weed up
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What a clusterfuck this Obola Admin is!

Just ask any DemoCrap running for re-election!

They won't tell you in words...

But their actions certainly will.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 01:05 | 5401005 Nemo DeNovo
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I'm still nauseous at the concept of Candi Crawley two days in a row.  Fuck it I need Another drink, It's Friday night right...........

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 01:34 | 5401033 zhandax
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Just because she looks like Quasimodo doesn't make the propaganda any less of a lie.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 03:14 | 5401088 TheRedScourge
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50 days they say?

 

Am I the only one hoping that the woman that Obama did a photo op with will spread it to the Whitehouse, and that then on to both the Senate and the House?

 

It it happens, it serves the cocky bastards right for thinking they can control everyone and everything.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 03:40 | 5401099 zhandax
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What do you want to bet for all this bullshit "seeking technologies for the “rapid disinfection” of Ebola" they used bleach?

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 06:46 | 5401195 Lanka
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Special catalytic reinforced bleach at $700/gallon.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 08:01 | 5401249 N2OJoe
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Someone tell this "Agency" to stop ignoring the science... Ebola is NOT AIRBORNE!!

They've told us so hundreds of times which means this agency is just a flat-earth, Luddite orginazation.

Fuckin climate deniers and/or conspiracy theorists...

/sarc

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 09:18 | 5401332 WTFRLY
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AE 9/11 Truth researchers plan lawsuit to seek release of 500,000 documents held by FEMA, NIST http://wtfrly.com/2014/11/01/ae-911-truth-researchers-plan-lawsuit-seek-...

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:55 | 5401459 Pinto Currency
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My name is Barry.

I am a Chicago ward politician.

I want to run your country.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 12:27 | 5401636 Save_America1st
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what happens when they introduce this shit into our wildlife in N. America?  Isn't that how these Africans catch it?  By catching and eating fruit bats that carry it? 

What if these gov-scumbags get it into our chicken, pork, beef, or whatever else in our food chain that it ebola can live in without killing them? 

Sure would go great for their eugenicist/Agenda 21 bullshit in the long run.  Not to mention for the rest of their ultimate power and control plans. 

And don't forget...Soilent Green is people. 

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 13:40 | 5401766 mjcOH1
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"Special catalytic reinforced bleach at $700/gallon."

$1/gal for the bleach.  
$200/gal for the congressman who 'facilitated' the contract.  
$99/gal for assorted hangers-on.  
$400/gal for having to deal with the congressman and the hangers-on.

Luckily, it's only tax money.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 18:41 | 5402417 BellyBrain
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The story keeps changing because it is complete,

total,

utter

BULLSHIT. 

 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:17 | 5405132 HardlyZero
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Report: Kaci Hickox’s Roommate In Africa Has Ebola

http://dailycaller.com/2014/10/31/report-kaci-hickoxs-roommate-in-africa...

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:24 | 5401402 Thanatos
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They do use bleach.

Just plain ol bleach.

But, it doesn't work that well in most circumstances i.e. where it can be inactivated by organic matter.

The front line / Top Shelf stuff is Virkon®

You can read up on it compared to bleach here:

http://www.wchemical.com/downloads/dl/file/id/74/virkon_vs_bleach_produc...

I have no idea what it costs.

There is host of other shit that is used to decontaminate virus:

  • Soaps and detergents
  • Sodium hypochlorite NaOCI
  • Calcium hypochlorite Ca(OCI)2
  • Sodium hydroxide
  • Sodium carbonate anhydrous
  • washing soda (Na2CO3.10H2O)
  • Hydrochloric acid
  • Citric acid
  • Glutaraldehyde
  • Formalin
  • Formaldehyde gas

Some solutions/methods work better for certain conditions.

Ratios or strengths of solutions are NOT listed. so look it up if you want more.

A lot of this stuff is used around the Farm. So if you are looking for supplies, I suggest a local feed/large animal Shop might have what you need.

 

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:23 | 5401407 Winston Churchill
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Potasium permangenate is also excellent.

Dyes/Covers the blood stains nicely as a bonus..

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:36 | 5401422 Thanatos
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Ya and it can also go bang if you don't handle it correctly.

[Edit] Just like almost all of the shit in that list actually.

 

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:53 | 5401469 shovelhead
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That citric acid is mean shit.

My jelly jars double as claymore mines.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 11:02 | 5401486 OW My Balls
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You can get Virkon at Wal Mart

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 11:07 | 5401495 Thanatos
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Good to know.

Thanks.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 12:55 | 5401680 OW My Balls
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Usually in Pet Supply

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 13:42 | 5401771 mjcOH1
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"You can read up on it compared to bleach here:

http://www.wchemical.com/downloads/dl/file/id/74/virkon_vs_bleach_produc...

I have no idea what it costs."

Are we talking real money?   Or  federal budget money?

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 11:21 | 5401492 Thanatos
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Hehe, Yah.

I did say almost..

Usually a chemical in a jar by itself is stable...

But, mix it with the wrong substance, wrong ratios, wrong rate, wrong temperature gradient...

Situations can be created where the solution is the problem.

People "Gas Attack" themselves on a regular basis with the toilet cleaners and ammonia in this country.

It will get worse as more and more uneducated "visitors" come over the border and have access to modern chemestry.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 12:25 | 5401635 Urban Redneck
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You checked out the locals recently?

The make the visitors look like Nobel prize winners in chemistry...

Then again, they often can't be bothered with "cleaning".

Probably why they are so full of shit...

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 23:48 | 5400876 linniepar
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Weaponized...

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 08:32 | 5401276 GetZeeGold
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The spice must flow.....increase the commercial air traffic to Africa.

 

Victory is in our grasp.....yes we can!

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:00 | 5401360 weburke
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well, they finally have decided to start killing the populace ... lots of methods, and now can be blamed on ebola.  a curse on their families, the damn ruleing families. and their idiot accomplices who ...work.. LIE.. n the media, even here.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:41 | 5401443 trulz4lulz
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Has been since day one.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 23:49 | 5400879 BlindMonkey
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I've seen baby rhinos I would rather have relations with than old Candy.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 05:53 | 5401173 Winston Churchill
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So you  have had sexual relations with a baby rhino ?

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 08:12 | 5401261 BlindMonkey
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Not that I would publicly admit to.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 08:35 | 5401278 GetZeeGold
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Some jerk refused to make my rhino wedding cake....so I took it to the ACLU....damn if I didn't win.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:36 | 5401429 New_Meat
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it IS an evolving paradigm, after all ;-)

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 01:05 | 5401006 Kirk2NCC1701
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Watch Candida Cowley?
Not!

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 05:38 | 5401160 Moe Howard
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Earl Shieb "I'll paint any cow for $29.95".

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:55 | 5401473 shovelhead
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$99.95...Inflation.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 06:52 | 5401197 negative rates
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Was Nicholson there, or maybe that Indian feller?

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 14:51 | 5401883 Jack Burton
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Hey Knuckles, When Candy was in High School all the guys wanted to get into her pants! And some even used her as fanatasy stimulation!

This is sad but true. I saw a woman, whom I once spent months trying to bed when we were young, at the grocery store the other day . My god! She was simply an awful sight to behold at 50! Already fat, wrinkled and dumpy. Jesus, and she is some guys wife! He beds her every night. I once couldn't sleep thinking about jumping her at 18.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:02 | 5402146 scam_MERS
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Jack, I know what you mean. There was a girl I couldn't stop thinking about when I was in Jr. High (I was 15, she was 14) a gorgeous long haired natural blonde with blue eyes and a dynamite body (for 14, anyway). She wore Short-Shorts (remember those?) and tight sweaters and platform shoes almost every day, sat right next to me in Math class while I dreamed of banging her, just once, please, God, that's all I ask! Hell, I had a woody just looking at her for an hour every day. Of course, this is reality and I never bagged her, I moved across the country but always wondered what happened to her for years. Fast forward 40 years and I by chance Googled her name and it came up - in the Obituaries! Going to the condolences page of the obits, there were photos of her that made me think I was looking at a different person, no way this could be the same girl I fantasized about all those years ago. Hair was stringy and short, she was massively overweight, slovenly dressed, and a smoker (which is what finally killed her - lung cancer - at 53). Scary what happens to many/most women over the years when they don't take care of themselves.

Caveat Emptor. Fantasy woman became nightmare cow. Fantasy destroyed.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:06 | 5402172 knukles
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Yesserie Bob, Jackster, that's what happens as we age.  Yup.  I passed on my high school reunions 46th this year.  Had my fill of a bunch of old farts drinking too much and reminiscing about old times.  Was e-mailed several sets of photos.  Do you believe some of them had been shopped, cleaned up?  JHFC, come on people!  It is what it is!  Quit lying to yourselves!  Yeah, that first puppy love squeeze.  Never goes away until that moment when we are honest with oneself.  Then that magical coulda woulda wisha and resentments all fade away to the light of reality and my complicity in every single day since then.  Can be startling.  But most useful realizations of our lives.
Just think of it. 

The possibility of playing the bonus round (as in passing away) without any anger, lingering golly gee whizzes, if I only'd's and resentments. 
That would be very very cool

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 23:06 | 5400768 JohnG
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It's always darkest just before it turns pitch black....

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 00:21 | 5400939 frankTHE COIN
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Is she ATM certified ?

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 13:44 | 5401773 mjcOH1
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Is she ADM certified?

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 07:08 | 5401212 Boondocker
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Even as sarcasm that is still disgusting

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:03 | 5401374 nightwish
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What do aircraft and Ebola have in common? They're both aero-stable due to marvels of engineering!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 23:13 | 5400783 nmewn
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I find it remarkable that a nation 18 trillion (yes yes, excluding XYZ in promises & pinky swears) in debt can afford a "Defense Threat Reduction Agency" within the DoD issuing proclamations on...a virus imported by the government.

Its like peeling back the layers of an onion...does the CDC know their turf is being invaded by a DoD virus agency which is supposed to fall under the jurisdiction of the Department of State which controls visa's & immigration?

Clearly this calls for a Government Coordination Czar ;-)

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 23:37 | 5400847 knukles
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Virus re-imported after being created at Ft Detrick (USAMRID) and exported to Africa.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 23:44 | 5400863 Thanatos
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 "What difference – at this point, what difference does it make?"


Fri, 10/31/2014 - 23:50 | 5400881 BlindMonkey
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Indeed.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 05:33 | 5401157 Mentaliusanything
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That Clinton thing is going to infect you all and you will pray for Ebola for a quick death. Where have all the great Marksman gone? It seems that in the 1960's we had some steady hands.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 01:11 | 5401014 Kirk2NCC1701
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That's to get hold of a mutated but "stable" version.

Although I'm increasingly skeptical about the whole thing being a useful cover for whatever action the US and its 3,000 troops are doing.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 08:43 | 5401284 nmewn
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Personally, I think the whole thing was contrived to make the federal goverment look omnipotent in an election year. It wound up pointing out their complete incompetence on multiple levels even in a manufactured "crisis" of their own making they were supposed to have control of.

They didn't count on the people being aware or smart enough to connect O'Barry's "immigration policy" (such as it is) with the publics real health concerns over that policy...you're supposed to have compassion for all others on the face of the planet you see, even if it kills you.

They didn't expect for the lead official and his federal agency (the CDC) to make completely arbitrary and conflicting statements on-the-fly in the middle of "the crisis" or for "the crisis" to lead to questions of liberty and freedom of movement for those afflicted...not good in an election year for the ruling party.

They genuinely thought, just sending American troops into an ebola hot zone and then appointing a lobbyist hack as Ebola Czar would be more than enough to cover for their own massive ineptitude?...lol.

The times, they are-a-changin ;-)

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 11:34 | 5401523 cnmcdee
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Tom Clancy was killed by the CIA.

http://freepatriot.org/2013/10/10/bombshell-cia-agent-claims-obama-kille...

Why? The guy writes Patriot Books.

However one of the last books he wrote dealt with The Division : Operation Dark Winter - a scenario where on Black Friday (the day everybody goes shopping) there is a outbreak of a plague inside the United States.

Clearly clearly clearly the plot script for now is : Obama is incompetent - we can blaim him for the coming Black Friday outbreak.

So by the 'plot' by Mid-March we should see a 'oops Obama choose the wrong policy, 2000 people became infected over Black Friday, we require Emergency Police Powers, Forced Vaccination Check Points, and a UN Mandate to oversee the vaccination 'world wide' - and because of this we will have to acclimitize you to Chinese and Russian troops on US Soil.

Just as every President before is paraded as a savior before they are required to fall on there own sword this will be no different.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 13:17 | 5401715 Bad Attitude
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nmewn: "O'Barry's "immigration policy" (such as it is)..."

Dear Leader has a very specific immigration policy: Turn the US into a third-world country by importing unskilled half-retarded third-worlders who breed like rats. Importing third-word diseases like Ebola, Enterovirus 68, or TB to hasten the demise of Americans of European ancestry is just a bonus.

Forward (over the cliff)!

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 11:06 | 5401493 shovelhead
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Dr. Mary's Monkey gonna get you no matter where you go.

SV-40, Ebola...Dat monkey juice gonna make a monkey outta you.

"Yes, I'll have the Ikea Special...Spaghetti and Monkey meatballs with the marinara, please."

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 14:25 | 5401842 Questan1913
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Remember the quickly quashed story out of Sierra Leone about a week after the initial outbreak as Ebola spread like wildfire as never before?  The government of SL "begged" the US government to close what turned out to be a joint venture bioweapons lab operating at ground zero of the outbreak.  The two parties were the University of Tulane and the US "defense" department.

To refresh your memory.......;

 

http://birdflu666.wordpress.com/2014/07/24/sierra-leone-orders-us-biowea...

 

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 03:36 | 5401098 unicorn
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would you please stop blaming the unicorns;)

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 11:06 | 5401494 CoonT
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Wife live-trapped a stray last night and brought it inside the house. It ran under the tub in the bathroom and got through the hole in the floor where the trap comes through (under reno's). Now I have schrodingers cat, somewhere in my ceiling cavity.....

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 12:04 | 5401593 Loose Caboose
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Schrodinger's cat you say?  Well, if you don't look for it, it's not there.  Problem solved.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 12:35 | 5401653 knukles
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Quantum mechanics is a beautiful thing.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 13:47 | 5401778 mjcOH1
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"Wife live-trapped a stray last night and brought it inside the house. It ran under the tub in the bathroom and got through the hole in the floor where the trap comes through (under reno's). Now I have schrodingers cat, somewhere in my ceiling cavity....."

Keep in mind that although some of you end up with a live cat in this case, most of you get to extract the remains.   Buy a lottery tick if you get the cat.   Some of you might win.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 11:28 | 5401516 cnmcdee
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You didn't type that...

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:52 | 5402299 boogerbently
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They knew it was this dangerous, and brought it over here anyway.

OR

They didn't know it was this dangerous, and should have BEFORE they brought it over.

OR

They knew what isolation precautions were required but didn't take them.

OR

They didn't know what precautions were needed, but should have.

AND

If they aren't sure how to contain it, why are they spreading these ? ebola patients around the country? Dallas, Georgia, Maryland, New York....

 

 

This ebola threat is a ruse to get our military into Africa for Boko Harum, oil, diamonds....

OR

This ebola threat is a ruse to get more facist govt controls on our lives (like the Patriot Act was to fight terror after 9-11).

OR

The ebola ruse is a way to get us prepared for the possibility of germ warfare.

OR

There IS no ebola danger, it's just fearmongering. A distraction from all the lies/scandals/missteps of this administration.

OR

It allows BigPharma to develop and sell vaccines.

OR

It's another “unexpected expense” to justify the bad GDP #'s, so we can continue QE.

Remember, last time they blamed the weather.

OR

Did they all invest in the company that makes hazmat suits that's getting all the publicity (Stock ticker LAKE)

OR

Are they using this as an excuse (exercise) to activate all the FEMA camps to hold dissidents.....I mean quarantined.

 

 

There is no ebola danger, it's just something obama can "cure/fix" before the elections.


There are hundreds of possibilities. ALL make obama look bad.

 

Logic dictates that they are either doing it on purpose, or on accident.

So, they are incredibly stupid, or incredibly evil.


BTW:

If ebola is only as hard to catch as AIDS, then, should we be wearing head to toe isolation garb, with gas masks, to be around AIDS patients ?

If we DON'T know how contagious it is, why are we sending troops over there, and accepting patients over here ?

How come they say it is more dangerous “aerosolized” but it is not “airborne” ?

 

The FACT is there are precious few ebola “victims” here. Only the original one FROM W Africa died. Anyone accused of having contact with him/them that had ebola or symptoms have all been cleared. But they keep using the number of deaths from Africa to promote the fear.

 

 

So, what is the REAL reason for this ebola non-event ?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:27 | 5400628 Mr Pink
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50 days on surfaces!! The vaccine must be ready!!!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:41 | 5400678 Crawdaddy
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Coinciding with endless hype about flu shots...I would rather inject 50 ccs of anti freeze in my arm

No obola vaccines in my house. Period.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 00:28 | 5400955 XqWretch
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"So you won't take your vaccine ja? Ve have a place for peeple like ju"

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 01:08 | 5401010 Nemo DeNovo
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I'll take 2cc of Test E @ 250 per cc thank you, you can keep your Flu Shot.  Have A  nice Day :)

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 08:21 | 5401266 TeamDepends
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Yep, right after the elections they will crank up ebola to 11 and the vaccines will magically appear.  So the shot turned you into a zombie?  Well, that's too fucking bad!  The CEO of Glaxo said that in their heroic effort to rush the vaccine out mistakes will probably be made so they can not be held liable legally- look it up.  He will probably come out as homo on that day for a little bonus insurance.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 11:51 | 5401559 Cathartes Aura
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given that many ZH'rs post that their wives/partners work at the pharma-dispenser-hospitals, I'm waiting to hear when "mandatory vaccines" for the "caretakers" is made "law". . .

until then?  it's mostly background noise.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:43 | 5400690 Mr Poopra
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Yes it is, sir.  Please report to your nearest FEMA Camp for vaccination and reeducation.  Bring any FRN, gold or silver bullion to be redeemed for Electronic Global Credits.  (This post has been logged for your safety)

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 23:21 | 5400813 MalteseFalcon
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In Egypt they scraped live Ebola off of the pyramids!!

5,000 years!!

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 09:20 | 5401272 Oldwood
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I think that was Obola disease. That shit hs been around at least 5000 years.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 16:45 | 5402115 Rememberweimar
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Obolinites...

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:16 | 5401381 fockewulf190
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I´ve said it before, and I´ll say it again.  Who is paying attention to the currency and coinage being used in these infected countries?  People need to buy things and they are exchanging paper notes and metal coins over and over.  If this virus is as hardy as they are now saying it is, then the currency needs to be tested for ebola.  It´s warm, people sweat, and if your infected sweaty hands smear some of the virus on a coin, and your handing it to another person, the risk of catching ebola is there.  It should be easy to see if there is a higher rate of infection amongst those who handle notes and coins on a daily basis such as shop owners, cashiers, and bank tellers.  It may also be a reason why some people became infected, yet have no idea how.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:03 | 5402166 benb
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The first company to come out with a high speed counter-top money sanitizer utilizing u.v., disinfectants, or whatever to sit next to cash registers for under say $299, is going to make a fortune.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 23:48 | 5403102 Titus
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Yep. Been saying this too (not so much on ZH though). Currency is a major means of transmission.

Applepay seems like a bit of clairvoyant timing. I-Idiots got Applepay just in time now that physical currency has become potentially lethal through touch.

Watch that shit take off over the next couple years once the sheeple start getting the true threat of ebola. I may even buy some Apple far out of the money calls...

 

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 11:58 | 5401580 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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After 50+ years the CDC has never acknowledged their responsibility for the SV-40 contaminated polio vaccines which experts have linked to our "epidemic of soft tissue cancers".
Dr. Mary's Monkey; Edward T. Haslam, pp 48.
http://www.whale.to/vaccines/sv409.html

Recently "On August 27, CDC researcher William Thompson admitted, through his lawyer, Rick Morgan, that he and his co-authors committed egregious research fraud in 2004." (Damage to children as a result of mercury in vaccines);

"...higher risk of developing autism after receiving the MMR vaccine—the true data on these children were intentionally omitted from the study.
http://jonrappoport.wordpress.com/2014/10/25/cdc-whistleblower-oh-my-god... and other related Rappoport articles.

To my knowledge, neither the NIH nor CDC have addressed the deleterious effects of overchlorinated drinking water on heart disease, clogged arteries and resultant early death (this was known right after the Korean war).

There is more but this should be sufficient.

The leadership and management the CDC needs a complete cleaning-out with arrests and prosecutions where warranted.

Why the hell should anyone believe anything they recommend, say or publish?

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:06 | 5402177 benb
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...Why the hell should anyone believe anything they recommend, say or publish?

They don't call it the Center For Disease Creation for nothing.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:56 | 5400731 RafterManFMJ
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I just sold out the first run of my "I Went to Liberia as a Feel-Good SJW and all I came home with was Ebola" T-shirts!

Get your orders in now for the second run!

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:42 | 5401445 shovelhead
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^ Wants to go bike-riding with Kaci.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 20:45 | 5402734 omniversling
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That patent just gets betterer and betterer..

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:08 | 5400552 Citxmech
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"Aerostable" - or transmissable by aerosol - like I've been saying for months. . .

JFC. 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:17 | 5400588 DeadFred
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Wrong. It just mutated I'm sure. They wouldn't lie to us would they so this must mean it just mutated. Right?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:20 | 5400596 knukles
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I todja all weeks ago that's what they'd do to Cover Their Ass. 
Always was this risk, now since the propaganda doesn't defeat the infection, say it mutated.

Blame mother nature and need a bigger budget and more restrictions on the plebes.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 01:10 | 5401013 Nemo DeNovo
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"They" are only going to keep this quiet until the [s]election is over, then all the shit is coming out.  Its a win win either way for Prez Obola either way ya look at it.  If Reslugs win too big, declare Martial Law, suspend constitution [like it aint all ready], and become life time Dick-tater.  If Dems hold, same result will happen. </sarc>

 

Maybe

 

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 03:50 | 5401104 Sirius Wonderblast
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Did you mean Dick-taker?

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 11:57 | 5401573 Cathartes Aura
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well, if it's "only about having elections" - then you should see the results in a week or so. . .

in my opinion, if "they" decide to fuck with their "most important money making season" - post TurkeyDay and pre-Xmas - THEN we should all pay a bit closer attention to the ramp up.

profits are a bottom line in the sur-reality we inhabit.  money is the tell.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 07:02 | 5401202 graspAU
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The 1995 published report has been on the NIH - US National Library of Medicine for a very long time with pdf download available: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1997182/

"Demonstration of fatal aerosol transmission of this virus in monkeys reinforces the importance of taking appropriate precautions to prevent its potential aerosol transmission to humans."

The CDC on the other hand keeps changing things. Not sure why, may be political influence? Their Q&A site on transimission:

When the page said last updated September 22, 2014: "Can Ebola be spread by coughing or sneezing? ...if a symptomatic patient with Ebola coughs or sneezes on someone, and saliva or mucus come in contact with that persons eyes, nose or mouth, these fluids may transmit the disease."

When the page now says last updated October 30, 2014: "Can Ebola be spread by coughing or sneezing? There is no evidence indicating that Ebola virus is spread by coughing or sneezing.  Ebola virus is transmitted through direct contact with the blood or body fluids of a person who is sick with Ebola; the virus is not transmitted through the air (like measles virus). However, droplets (e.g., splashes or sprays) of respiratory or other secretions from a person who is sick with Ebola could be infectious, and therefore certain precautions (called standard, contact, and droplet precautions) are recommended for use in healthcare settings to prevent the transmission of Ebola virus from patients sick with Ebola to healthcare personnel and other patients or family members."

http://www.cdc.gov/vhf/ebola/transmission/qas.html

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 11:16 | 5401506 Bastiat
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Totally outrageous.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 23:36 | 5400843 flapdoodle
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I think by "aerostable" they mean that they've found a way to spray Ebola out of the same planes that lay out the "contrails" all the kooks have been harping about for all these years.

That should cut the population much quicker than those lame aluminum compounds they were using before... those were way too slow.

Trick or trick.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 15:04 | 5401915 tenpanhandle
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We've been harping about HARPing also.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:21 | 5400599 duo
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Unfortunately, it didn't spread in Dallas as hoped, so the election will go on as scheduled on Nov. 4 without martial law.  Better luck next time, Barack.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:34 | 5400658 disabledvet
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Interesting that the Governor of Texas has called this nurse from New Jersey a "hero."

What's he know that the rest of us...including the Governor of Maine...do not?

I still believe the outbreak has been caused by folks who are asymptomatic being able to spread the virus and not by "aerosolization."

Not much lives on your counter top that can't be cleaned up...just give your pigs a wide berth maybe.

The fact of the matter is if this is a false flag it's a bad one. If there is an outbreak of Ebola you can't hide it like you can the "regular" flu.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 23:38 | 5400849 buyingsterling
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Alabama 3N - Alabama monitors 3 from Ebola outbreak areas Arizona 20+N - AZ plans to pick hospital to treat Ebola patients - CBS 5 - KPHO California 3N - 3 in San Diego being monitored for Ebola symptoms | FOX5 San Diego CA monitoring 3 of 19 travellers from region. No details on why these 3 of 19 were selected instead of the other 16. None are said to have had contact. California 1N - UPDATED: Stanford ER surgeon being monitored for Ebola by San Mateo California 2N - Two in California monitored as low-risk for Ebola Riverside. Two weeks into their quarantine (i.e., lots have been coming for a while now) Connecticut 8IQ - Connecticut has the most mandatory Ebola quarantines in America Delaware 11N - Updated: 11 People in Del. Monitored for Ebola-like Symptoms - WBOC-TV Florida 9N - Florida monitoring nine at ‘low risk’ for Ebola | TBO.com, The Tampa Tribune Illinois 1N - Chicago journalist monitored for Ebola Indiana 6N - Six travelers from West Africa being monitored for Ebola symptoms in Indiana | Louisiana 4N - 4 being monitored for Ebola in Louisiana Maryland 1S - Baltimore patient being monitored for Ebola | Local News - WISN Home Michigan 10N - 10 in Michigan being monitored for Ebola - WXYZ.com Montana 5N - Governor announces Ebola virus protocols | The Merced Sun-Star New Jersey 100N - 100 N.J. residents with no Ebola symptoms being monitored at home New York 117N - NYC "Actively Monitoring" 117 People at Risk for Ebola | NBC New York North Carolina 2N - Two being monitored for possible Ebola symptoms in Mecklenburg Co. | North Dakota 2N - Two People Being Monitored for Ebola in North Dakota - Valley News Live Ohio 3Q, 161N - State of Ohio releases new Ebola protocols | Local News - WLWT Home Oklahoma 1N - Tulsa man being monitored for Ebola-like symptoms | Oklahoma City Rushed to hospital, malaria Oregon 1S - Person being monitored for Ebola in Oregon hospitalized Person under observation has been hospitalized Oregon 1N - Second person being monitored for Ebola in Mult. Co. Oregon 3?Q, 3?N - Woman monitored for Ebola moved into isolation at Oregon hospital | Pennsylvania 105N - 105 being monitored for Ebola in Pennsylvania | TribLIVE South Dakota 1N - South Dakota Traveler Still Being Monitored for Ebola Symptoms Tennessee 1N - Possible Ebola in Knox County: Unnamed resident being monitored Texas 85Q - 85 people in North Texas still being monitored for Ebola - Dallas News | All Dallas area and related to prior cases Vermont 1N - Vermonter being monitored for Ebola, governor says - Metro - The Boston Globe Virginia 53N - Va. health officials announce Ebola monitoring plan | HamptonRoads.com Wisconsin 1S - Woman Being Monitored For Ebola Hospitalized » News » OPB

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 02:03 | 5401055 1Inthebeginning
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Thank you for doing all that work.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 08:54 | 5401298 GetZeeGold
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I'm sure CNN will be all over this.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 04:50 | 5401137 IrritableBowels
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You even alphabetized them by states-THANKS!

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 06:04 | 5401185 Bangin7GramRocks
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My wife was monitored for potential of giving a blowjob. But alas, it too was just a false alarm.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 08:33 | 5401277 Oldwood
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Talk about a false flag...pole

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:22 | 5400617 Mr Pink
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Any chance silver can cure ebola? If it does I think it could skyrocket to $17.50

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 00:46 | 5400987 Bunga Bunga
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It will stick on your bars and coins for 50 days.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 01:27 | 5401025 Kirk2NCC1701
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LOL.   Good one.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 04:32 | 5401123 OW My Balls
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You didn't get the memo      Ag CAUSES Ebola

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 12:02 | 5401588 Clever Name
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I recognize your writing style...

 

Not in this post, but from any earlier one.

WB!

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 04:52 | 5401138 IrritableBowels
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"skyrockets", LOL Typical to true fashion here.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 07:04 | 5401206 samcontrol
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why the fuck would you talk about silver on this thread and ruin my fucking weekend.
I'm the fucker with a shitload of 2016 silver options.
My portfolio drops 10 percent a year as the s&p breaks record highs.
So anybody else losing 150k a year ?
Does Mr Pink even have 150k ..?

I have been in the shit like three times before, I close my eyes , stick to my ideas, and hopes it all goes away. It always does. This time I feel it is different. It will not go away , it could flatten me. . So close to getting to that dream status( my version of elite) with many casino bets , touching and visiting my dream home in playacar. Didn't pull the trigger years ago , now house says " bye bye" .
Besides all the brilliant minds on here , " buy fizz" just will not cut it . I am fucked , the sooner I realized the better.
What always pulls me thru is saying to myself.
Somebody is way more fucked then me.
Have a nice weekend.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 08:59 | 5401304 Bangin7GramRocks
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Stop gambling and start EARNING a living you dumb mook!

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:17 | 5401392 Restcase
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I loaded up on Jan SLV calls yesterday. They were cheap.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:18 | 5401397 Mr Pink
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Quit yer whining. I own a business which sells sterling flatware, hollowware and jewelry. Add my inventory to my bullion and scrap silver stash and I'm pretty sure I'm near the top of ZH's as far as losing my ass on the Ag drop. There isn't much I can do but joke about it

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 08:36 | 5401280 Oldwood
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I sure hope so. I've been using the suppositories for weeks now but its starting to become a pain in the ass. I'm thinking of going to quarters or even dimes if it doesn't improve.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 19:56 | 5402604 Clashfan
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Colloidal silver will probably help? Couldn't hurt.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:57 | 5400739 RafterManFMJ
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50 days on surfaces?

Thank Christ the wife only touches the stove on average every 2 months. We're good over here.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 05:41 | 5401164 Moe Howard
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She's a chef then compared to my wife.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 05:58 | 5401177 Winston Churchill
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Best place to hide something is in the kitchen, most American women will never find it.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 21:56 | 5402906 Miffed Microbio...
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Wow. And I just surprised my husband with oxtail stew, his fall favorite dish. And I thought I was the sex that kept him hanging around. Silly me.

Miffed

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 03:28 | 5401096 AFKeeker
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This information has been out there for weeks now.  This blog post is rife with misunderstanding of simple medical terms.  "Direct contact," "Airborne," these are not words just randomly thrown together, they MEAN something.  Just because Michael Snyder is a fucking moron doesn't mean that the rest of us are.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 07:30 | 5401234 DarkLordofSadNews
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Tyler did you say thank God for that !

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:43 | 5401447 post turtle saver
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Lysol sales through the roof... long LSE:RB

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:06 | 5400539 smokintoad
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United States of America

008 Days of Open Borders with No New Announced Cases of Ebola

                    Your safety is important to us.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:10 | 5400564 Fuku Ben
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Maybe they could bring home some more Doctors Without Borders

They seem to be ready, willing and able to spread it

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:22 | 5400605 knukles
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Those doctors can't come here because we don't have no borders no more.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 04:35 | 5401126 OW My Balls
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My suggestion is to use the bowling alley in the White House as a quarantine center

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:20 | 5401403 Mr Pink
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Obongo converted that to a basketball court

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 16:57 | 5402153 Rememberweimar
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Parasite Obolinite...

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:10 | 5400565 Decolat
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It's safer for y'all to remain ignorant and passive. Ebola was sooo yesterday. Now get back to decorating your house with as much plastic Halloween garbage as you can afford!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:23 | 5400616 knukles
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Don't laugh about Halloween garbage shit.
That's becoming a big fling for a lot of people anymore.  Something still affordable for the kids.
I'm not kidding.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:59 | 5400747 RafterManFMJ
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Pretty soon, decorating your house with real corpses for Halloween will be cheaper than buying Chinese made plastic skeletons.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 23:22 | 5400814 knukles
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Heads on sticks

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:59 | 5401478 TeamDepends
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Don't touch the maggots kids, they bite.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 00:01 | 5400902 BlindMonkey
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Damn. You are on a tear tonight. Keep it up!

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 03:59 | 5401109 MisterMousePotato
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The humor on ZH always picks up Friday night.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 04:26 | 5401118 Lore
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Eeesh. You guys are dark.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 06:20 | 5401188 Supernova Born
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EtOH, my dear Watson.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:24 | 5400619 Never One Roach
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-- Kim K. Terrified Of Ebola, Trading In Her Designer Duds For Hazmat Chic

 

 

https://www.dishnation.com/kim-k-terrified-of-ebola-trading-in-her-desig...

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:39 | 5400655 knukles
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Well, there it is folks.  The goobermint's news delivery system at work.
Y'all didn't want panic?
Well, y'all just got fucking panic, big time.
Every airhead is now gonna become aware of Ebola AND have to have their very own hazmat suit
KK could make a fucking fortune selling designer label hazmats.

Oh my God.

Seriously.  This planet is demonstrating it's reason for God to strike it down, or if you're of an atheistic bent, why Mother nature should kill everybody to preserve the rest of the lifeforms.

 

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 04:41 | 5401131 OW My Balls
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I hope she's still not ticked off about that margarine trick

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 06:59 | 5401198 negative rates
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Or the flower shack.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 08:09 | 5401260 OW My Balls
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Guy hooks his drive into a swath of buttercups & sees how beautiful they are and decides to take an unplayable lie there because he doesn't want to damage them. So he removes the ball, and dutifully records his one stroke penalty. Right then, he hears a loud clap of thunder & Mother Nature shows up and says "I'm so proud of you! & to reward you I'm gonna give you a whole years supply of butter FOR FREE! How does that sound to you?"

 

Guy says: " "Gee thanks Mother Nature, but where were you last week when I hit it into the pussy willows?"

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 08:44 | 5401285 Oldwood
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I'll be marketing my own do-it-yourself hazmatt suit soon. Its basically a role of duct tape (remember that this was our government's solution for terrorist attacks) with instructions on how to use it to seal all of your architectural openings or wrap your entire body. Of course it can be painful to remove, but who's going to take it off? Or you can just use it to seal up your orifices. Miracles abound.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:33 | 5400651 tom a taxpayer
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Woman visiting from Liberia hospitalized in Portland area being tested for Ebola

http://www.oregonlive.com/health/index.ssf/2014/10/woman_visiting_from_l...

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:08 | 5400544 knukles
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OK  So it's aerosol. 
And now "air-stable"  Whateverthefuck that newly coined term of deceptive propagandist art means.....
And always has been airborne as documented in every outbreak ever rigorously studied beginning with Reston.

Credibility Gap, Anyone?
Ah, fuck around with 'em enough and it'll get old.

Good for 50 days on that salad bar, what?
LOL

Fucking incredible.
I give up.
I'm gonna go take a shower, climb in a nice clean bed, read a good book.
And these people wonder why the public thinks poorly of them.

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