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.BAILOUT THRILLER

(Michael Jackson's Thriller)

WilliamBanzai7

 

It's Midnight this late October night and

Banksta Zombies Lurking in the Dark.

Under The Moonlight,

You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart.

You Try To Scream,

But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It.

Markets Start To Freeze,

As Horror Looks You Right Between Your Day Trader Eyes,

Your Paralyzed

You Hear The Door Slam,

And Realize There's Nowhere Left To Run.

You Feel The Cold Take Hold,

And Wonder If You'll Ever See another Market Run

You Close Your Eyes,

And Hope That This Is Just Imagination,

But All The While,

You Hear The Grim Market Reaper

Creepin' Up Behind

You're Out Of Trading Time

They're Out to Get You,

There's Alghoul Trading Demons Closing In On Every Side.

They Will Possess You,

Unless You Change The Number On Your Skype.

Now Is the Time for You and Your Trading Bros to huddle Close Together

All Thru The Night,

It'll Save You From The Terror On The Bloomberg Screen,

It'll Make You See:

 

(narrated by Vincent Price)

Darkness Falls Across O-Bola Land,

The Asian Trading Day Is Close At Hand.

Bottom Feeders Crawl In Search Of Blood...

To Fraudclose on Your Neighborhood

And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without

The Soul For Economic Bust

Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Subprime Hell,

And Rot Inside Lehman's Bankrupt Shell.

The Foulest Stench Is In The Air

The Funk Of One Gazillion Bailout Bucks

And trading Ghouls From Every Banksta Trading Room

Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom

And Though You Fight To Stay Alive

Your P&L Starts To Shiver

For No Banksta Gangsta Can Resist

The Evil Of The Bailout Thriller

 

'Cause this Is Thriller,

TARP Bailout Thriller Night

and No-ones Gonna Save You from the Beast about to Strike.

You Know its Thriller,

TARP Bailout Thriller Night

You're fighting for Your Monetary Life inside a Killer, Thriller.

Thriller, TARP Bailout Night

'Cause

It can thrill you More Than Any Keynesian Ghoul Could ever try.

(Thriller, Bailout Night)

So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Chiller, Mega Fiscal Massacre
Thriller Here Tonight.

'Cause this Is Thriller, TARP Bailout Thriller night

It Will Thrill You More Than Any Kenynesian Ghoul Could ever dare

try

Any Ghoul could ever Dare...

 

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Sat, 11/01/2014 - 00:34 | 5400968 williambanzai7
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So did anyone actually have a real live trick or treater ring the bell today?

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 01:04 | 5401003 the grateful un...
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hell yes, the election is only a few days away

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 00:56 | 5400995 ebear
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About 150, ages 3 to 12

(and some really cute moms too!)

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:41 | 5400674 williambanzai7
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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:09 | 5400551 blindman
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i remember an old lady with figs
stuffed with copper pennies, that
is what Halloween is all about.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 21:12 | 5400419 Fix It Again Timmy
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Stunningly funny and so very apt - WB7 is the "George Carlin" of satirical posters - I salute you, Sir for you are an island of sanity in a sea of insanity....Hitlery - that is destined to be a classic for all of time...

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:58 | 5400381 ebworthen
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LOL! Obola, Kerry, Tim Cook, etc.  Frickin' debt ponzi Nosferatu blood-sucker fest.

Thanks for the laughs WB7, Happy Halloween to you and all you ZH'ers.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:37 | 5400310 blindman
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bailout thriller most excellent.
gracias senior to celebrate the scary
truth of this mess in virtual visual
combat space.
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here an interesting link.
, could not find the most recent link.
http://harryallen.info/?page_id=5
Rap Canterbury Tales – part 1
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there is always much more ....

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 16:23 | 5399653 Manipuflation
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Well, if you have children or have had them, you know how big a deal Halloween is for them.  Normally I would not dress up much but since this is an election year I decided that I am dressing up as a Washington political staffer.  I already ran through the mock dress up and the wife asked if I needed I needed some mental help.  Yeah.  The kids were literally rolling on the floor in laughter.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 18:39 | 5399964 Berspankme
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Staffer? Does that include the crotchless panties for Lindsey's staff?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 19:44 | 5400149 XqWretch
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Careful you dont get hung in the town square

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:15 | 5400247 Manipuflation
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Well, it evolved into being an outright politician.  One little girl asked what I was supposed to be and I had to be careful so I only said that I was a politician.  I dressed up more for the parents than the kids.  I made up a slip of paper that said "Diebold vote" and stuck that in my front vest pocket so all could see.  I had one of those big paper binder clips for a tie clip.  The tie was a Christmas tie that I never wear.  The jacket and fedora hat were from the local shit shop and cost about nothing but I bought them a while ago for other reasons.  I wore different colored socks, one black and one white.  I have this political pin which I saved that I put on my lapel that has to be the ugliest woman ever to run for public office, even Hillary, that said "Vote Dorothy".  Instead of an actual proper dress shirt, I wore a Monsanto issued collared T-shirt.  I used tinted safety glasses to hide my eyes.

I had people confused.  I looked like a very poorly dressed Terminator.  No one brought up the Diebold Vote though.  I wished I would have had one one of those fake badges like we had when we were kids.  I did not think of that until too late.  I could have walked around asking parents for their ID and if they have a current trick or treating licenses.  I like kids too much to do that though.         

  

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 15:37 | 5399506 Frank N. Beans
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great

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 15:30 | 5399475 radiobomb
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love the youtube vid WB7 .... excellent.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:51 | 5399061 Manipuflation
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Fantastic work William!  Though I have seen some of it before it's sparkling clear that you put a great deal of effort into a large amount of new work.  The video is great.  Talk about content.  Lest we forget.

For some reason that 80's song by Rockwell popped into my head.  I guess it was because of your use of imagery.  That song was ahead of it's time and probably needs a WB7 update.;-)     

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:19 | 5398910 the grateful un...
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at this point in time the market crash is as safe as a catholic church halloween funhouse. when the banker kids get a little scared the fomc priest sprinkles some holy cash on them. a whack on the knuckles and another story about the unpleasantness of monetary hell. save yourself buy stocks! putins in the back making ghoulish noises, but the russian leader is always doing this. abe has had a monetary vision and like joan of arc promises to banish the english (they own 40% of the JGB!) its all history ducklings, what isn't history, we don't know yet. at the end of planet of the apes, the human finds out its really his planet, and the statue of liberty is a ruin, (and at the bottom of the statue it says BUY GOLD BITCHEZ) too bad they didn't read that message

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:19 | 5398680 dontgoforit
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And the (back) beat goes on, and on, and on.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 11:26 | 5398420 THE DORK OF CORK
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Chapter IX page 85

Political and social stability was preserved by the same means, there being in every country a law forbidding the speaking or writing of any word declaring ,implying or insinuating that the legislative , executive or judicial system of that country was not the best conceivable for that country.

Thus in one country it would be forbidden to criticise plutocracy disguised as monarchy

In another to criticise plutocracy disguised as republicism : and in Ireland it was high treason to condemn the system of flamboyant posters ,mean little hand bills and dirty language.

It was also customery of states entering into a alliance to make a mutal compact by which  each state was to suppress criticism  of the goverment by the other.

Hence the spanarids and the portuguese  could neither criticise neither monarchy nor republicism ; and the irish and the Russians were debarred from comparing capitalism with communism : as for the English , so multifarious were their alliances and understandings  that they could criticise nothing at all which suited their temperment to perfection."

 

http://www.irisheconomy.ie/index.php/2014/10/31/reminder-on-blog-etiquette/#comment-1721575

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 10:48 | 5398324 Comte d'herblay
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U sneak!  I found Waldo in a dozen places in these pics!

 

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:59 | 5400746 williambanzai7
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He gets around...

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 10:26 | 5398216 THE DORK OF CORK
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Rereading King Goshamk and the Birds by Eimar o Duffy.

Chapter vi "Chuchulain takes a walk"

Is very memorable.

The Philospher manages to get Chuchulains spirit into the body of a miserable grocers wage slave.

He then procedes to walk down the streets of late 1920s Dublin.

It makes you cry with laughter.

A forgotten or more likely buried gem.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 10:23 | 5398202 old naughty
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what a treat...thanks, WB. Awesome.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 10:18 | 5398186 himaroid
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That mount would be the trophy of the millenia.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 10:07 | 5398134 williambanzai7
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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 14:09 | 5399137 WTFRLY
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Facebook to mine, sell user data on political issues to ABC, clickbait distraction site Buzzfeed http://wtfrly.com/2014/10/31/facebook-mine-sell-user-data-political-issu...

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:28 | 5398960 the grateful un...
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nurse Ratched applying the voltage to Mc Murphy. well hey it was just a movie, and Jack Nicholson is one of the richest living actors. enjoy the show

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 09:57 | 5398096 Agent P
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"Entitleist"....bwahahahahah!!!!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 09:38 | 5397999 williambanzai7
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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 09:35 | 5397990 djcando
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A perfect cast of characters for Halloween! As always, thanks for the gift of your work.  You bring smiles to the masses on a daily basis.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 09:31 | 5397969 williambanzai7
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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 08:58 | 5397821 williambanzai7
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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:32 | 5398979 the grateful un...
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just free associating here, (Steve Balmer, MS, bought the Clippers) do you suppose that someday Cook, or someone like him will start his own gay professional sports team, or league? i know i am not supposed to use the work gay, but what word can we use?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:54 | 5399080 tnquake
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Called the "Flamers"

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:25 | 5400282 Pure Evil
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Sodomites comes to mind.

Or Fellatioteers.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 09:29 | 5397954 NoVa
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absolutely classic bitchez

same adam's apple as Mooshell - weird

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 00:42 | 5400982 Freddie
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All of these images tonight are classic.  LOL! 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:24 | 5400268 Pure Evil
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Are you sure he didn't surgically implant his package in his neck?

Makes it easier for him to perform deep throat on himself.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 08:47 | 5397734 williambanzai7
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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:20 | 5400257 Pure Evil
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I can't decide whether he has a giant tumor in his scrotum or he's wearing Obola's arse for an Asshat.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:57 | 5400386 Its_the_economy...
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Asshat!!!!

I'm dyin'!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:36 | 5398988 the grateful un...
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turn it off, the butt skin looks like a thanksgiving turkey

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 10:01 | 5398114 djcando
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Love the inverted scales of justice turned into a jack-o-lantern

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 09:24 | 5397915 Hulk
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ROFLMAO !!!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 08:45 | 5397731 williambanzai7
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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 08:43 | 5397726 williambanzai7
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