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.BAILOUT THRILLER

(Michael Jackson's Thriller)

WilliamBanzai7

 

It's Midnight this late October night and

Banksta Zombies Lurking in the Dark.

Under The Moonlight,

You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart.

You Try To Scream,

But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It.

Markets Start To Freeze,

As Horror Looks You Right Between Your Day Trader Eyes,

Your Paralyzed

You Hear The Door Slam,

And Realize There's Nowhere Left To Run.

You Feel The Cold Take Hold,

And Wonder If You'll Ever See another Market Run

You Close Your Eyes,

And Hope That This Is Just Imagination,

But All The While,

You Hear The Grim Market Reaper

Creepin' Up Behind

You're Out Of Trading Time

They're Out to Get You,

There's Alghoul Trading Demons Closing In On Every Side.

They Will Possess You,

Unless You Change The Number On Your Skype.

Now Is the Time for You and Your Trading Bros to huddle Close Together

All Thru The Night,

It'll Save You From The Terror On The Bloomberg Screen,

It'll Make You See:

 

(narrated by Vincent Price)

Darkness Falls Across O-Bola Land,

The Asian Trading Day Is Close At Hand.

Bottom Feeders Crawl In Search Of Blood...

To Fraudclose on Your Neighborhood

And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without

The Soul For Economic Bust

Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Subprime Hell,

And Rot Inside Lehman's Bankrupt Shell.

The Foulest Stench Is In The Air

The Funk Of One Gazillion Bailout Bucks

And trading Ghouls From Every Banksta Trading Room

Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom

And Though You Fight To Stay Alive

Your P&L Starts To Shiver

For No Banksta Gangsta Can Resist

The Evil Of The Bailout Thriller

 

'Cause this Is Thriller,

TARP Bailout Thriller Night

and No-ones Gonna Save You from the Beast about to Strike.

You Know its Thriller,

TARP Bailout Thriller Night

You're fighting for Your Monetary Life inside a Killer, Thriller.

Thriller, TARP Bailout Night

'Cause

It can thrill you More Than Any Keynesian Ghoul Could ever try.

(Thriller, Bailout Night)

So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Chiller, Mega Fiscal Massacre
Thriller Here Tonight.

'Cause this Is Thriller, TARP Bailout Thriller night

It Will Thrill You More Than Any Kenynesian Ghoul Could ever dare

try

Any Ghoul could ever Dare...

 

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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:59 | 5400396 Ness.
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WB7, I love everything you do.  But for some reason, those fucking candy corn thingies are epic.  Even though we all realize this is no laughing matter.  Thanks For the...  laughs?

Happy Helloween.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 21:00 | 5400392 Ness.
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dope

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 08:38 | 5397699 williambanzai7
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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:05 | 5400541 the grateful un...
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time for another episode of Samurai bond buyer? we make bonds, Y U No buy bonds?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:56 | 5400376 Its_the_economy...
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Love the breastplate.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 08:37 | 5397696 williambanzai7
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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 18:40 | 5399967 4 wheel drift
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oh my dog........

 

 

sooo  true....   and ......    [it would be very funny....   if it were not sooo true]

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:39 | 5399006 the grateful un...
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election year classic. top ten of all time.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 12:48 | 5398784 sleigher
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The hitlery is badass...   Well done!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 09:53 | 5398073 Ferrari
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In-fuckin'-spired! We are simply not worthy! Bless you! I'm such an eternal fan, William.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 09:28 | 5397938 NoVa
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absolutely classic!

 

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 15:30 | 5399478 boogerbently
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Hitlery, I love it.

How do so many politicians have such a WELL DOCUMENTED history of socialist tendencies, and 95% of the population have either never read it or even believe it when facts are presented ?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 08:38 | 5397692 williambanzai7
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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 20:54 | 5400371 Its_the_economy...
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Holy Shit WB!

This one scared the crap outta me!

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 01:31 | 5401029 MEAN BUSINESS
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Very very freaked indeed. It instantly matched the image of 'Carnies' I get more from the book 'Clockwork Angels' written by Kevin J Anderson (from a story and lyrics by Neil Peart) than the song from the 2012 RUSH album 'Clockwork Angels'.  Yet...

"the naked face of Evil turns a young boy's blood to ice..."

Happy Halloween WB7!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 08:35 | 5397679 williambanzai7
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Sat, 11/01/2014 - 08:01 | 5401251 GetZeeGold
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I just put on my "They Live" glasses.....can't see any change really.

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 08:31 | 5397660 williambanzai7
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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 10:03 | 5398121 djcando
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"Father" of the country giving birth to another Pumpkin Head!

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 08:22 | 5397623 williambanzai7
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Fri, 10/31/2014 - 13:54 | 5399071 12ToothAssassin
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Wouldnt the prompter writing be mirror imaged?

Fri, 10/31/2014 - 22:21 | 5400613 medium giraffe
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no...

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 07:59 | 5401239 GetZeeGold
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Pure genius.....that video clip.....pretty much explained everything.

 

Halloween only comes one day a year.....but we're living this crap 24/7-365 days a year.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 09:17 | 5401330 WTFRLY
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AE 9/11 Truth researchers plan lawsuit to seek release of 500,000 documents held by FEMA, NIST

http://wtfrly.com/2014/11/01/ae-911-truth-researchers-plan-lawsuit-seek-...

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