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Artist's Impression Of The Morning After Halloween At The White House

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Sat, 11/01/2014 - 16:37 | 5402090 slaughterer
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A great national pinata to have during a depression 

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 16:46 | 5402110 mjcOH1
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The Kenyan resents your western images of monarchy:

 

http://afritorial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mursi-tribe-ethiopia-4....

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 16:59 | 5402158 kaiserhoff
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Never go full retard.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:02 | 5402170 Peter Pan
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The people have been tricked and Obama needs to be treated.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:07 | 5402179 kaiserhoff
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If there is a god who cares,

 he'll be getting a nice big load of Ebola for Christmas.

    Wouldn't it be nice.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:16 | 5402215 drendebe10
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Can't happen soon enough to such a corrupt incompetent arrogant narcissistic illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic pathological liar in chief fudge packer.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:35 | 5402263 Richard Chesler
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Long live the Queen.

 

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 19:01 | 5402468 BlindMonkey
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I thought he was holding a scepter. Now you make me question that.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 20:14 | 5402650 N2OJoe
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Hey you leave Drag Queen Michael(elle?) out of this!

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 21:09 | 5402784 espirit
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Queenie Caniggula?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 07:12 | 5403474 jeff montanye
Sat, 11/01/2014 - 20:18 | 5402663 mjcOH1
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"I thought he was holding a scepter. Now you make me question that."

 

He's holding the balls.  Don't ask about the shaft.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:46 | 5402290 Dinero D. Profit
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Can't happen soon enough to such a corrupt incompetent arrogant narcissistic illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic pathological liar in chief fudge packer.

 

I'm telling your mother you said that.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 18:18 | 5402363 kaiserhoff
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Because calling him a chief is offensive to Indians?

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 18:19 | 5402366 Miffed Microbio...
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That's Native American bub. Now go stand in the corner.

Miffed

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 18:26 | 5402382 kaiserhoff
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Old dogs and new tricks.  I'll never get the hang of newspeak.

Now, if I only live long enough to see a few traitors hang...;)

 

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 18:48 | 5402432 Miffed Microbio...
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Sigh, I hear you. After overhearing 2 gay associates talk about anal bleaching at work last week, so many unPC thoughts flew into my head I was surprised I didn't explode. Someone walked by and asked how my day was going. " Oh, I'm having a gay old time today." Was the least offensive thing I could think of to say.

Miffed

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 18:56 | 5402451 dogbreath
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I'n NOT going to google that

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 19:08 | 5402483 jimmytorpedo
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I googled it.

Turns out I've been looking at bleached assholes for a while.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 20:18 | 5402661 jimmytorpedo
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I was speaking metaphorically BTW

Not looking at anuses (anii?) but sociopaths who bleach themselves to look like the rest of the body (politic)

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 20:24 | 5402680 Miffed Microbio...
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Thanks for the clarification. I thought you were coming out.

Miffed

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 19:10 | 5402485 Miffed Microbio...
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Believe me no amount of eye bleach will help. I wish they had ear bleach in this case. I think you have to be Helen Keller to live in the world today.

Miffed

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 13:27 | 5404180 Buster Cherry
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You should report that to HR.

Do it for me.....

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 19:12 | 5402489 buyingsterling
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No, it's offensive to refer to him by anything other than his real name. He's achieved more than just about anyone on earth, so we need to show him the respect due to a man of such stature and call him by his true name, President Pimp. He's running game on the whole fucking planet, show the man some respect.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 18:29 | 5402389 g'kar
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"Can't happen soon enough to such a corrupt incompetent arrogant narcissistic illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic pathological liar in chief fudge packer."

 

The nerve.....how dare you call this corrupt arrogant narcissistic illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic pathological liar in chief fudge packer, incompetent.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 19:42 | 5402565 kaiserhoff
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@mjc

  Oddly enough, there are those who claim to dislike the stone age, and some of its..., excesses;)

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 21:30 | 5402836 AGuy
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"The Kenyan resents your western images of monarchy:"

"All my Subjects are to address me as  "Emperor" Obola! These subjects of mine show no repect!"

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 16:37 | 5402093 dow jones 20000
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I picked a damn bad night to leave my favourite bowl of candy on my front step...

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 16:52 | 5402142 GOLDTRADERRR
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Sorry for your loss...

But it was delicious!

http://goldtradercommentsaugust2010.blogspot.com/

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 16:42 | 5402104 ebworthen
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The Executive Branch is one of three branches of our bought and utterly corrupted government.

The Lords and Ladies of the Kleptoligarchy demand that you suffer and pay tribute.

Welcome to the Imperium of post-industrial neo-feudalism.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 16:50 | 5402132 Bluntly Put
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The Lords and Ladies of the Kleptoligarchy demand that you suffer and pay tribute.

I bet robots can do it cheaper.

.

 

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 18:54 | 5402445 booboo
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That's it, I'm calling for a High Frequency Constitutional computer to take control. "We are invading.....BAM " Sir you are under arrest for treason"

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:10 | 5402192 Winston Churchill
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Where is our Cromwell ?

His roundheads would be handy right now.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:52 | 5402300 Cpl Hicks
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We just need the guys who removed Charlie One's head from his shoulders.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 16:45 | 5402114 Das Capitalist
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What does it say above "Executive Amnesty"? My eyes aren't great.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 16:46 | 5402118 ebworthen
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I'm pretty sure it says "Royal Decree".

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 16:58 | 5402155 the grateful un...
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Royal Feces

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:52 | 5402301 WTFUD
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Free Corzine!

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 16:52 | 5402141 limacon
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"As for Depression , Let them eat Prozac"

 

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:08 | 5402184 Peter Pan
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joke: why did the doctor prescribe his patient with Viagra and Prozac?

So if he couldn't get a fuck he wouldn't give a fuck.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 16:52 | 5402145 WTFRLY
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AE 9/11 Truth researchers plan lawsuit to seek release of 500,000 documents held by FEMA, NIST

 

http://wtfrly.com/2014/11/01/ae-911-truth-researchers-plan-lawsuit-seek-...

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 16:57 | 5402156 Monty Burns
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Good luck with that.  Do they really think that the criminals will hand over the incriminating evidence?

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:18 | 5402220 kchrisc
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If the free falls don't compute, the official story you must refute.

An American, not US subject.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:19 | 5402224 Winston Churchill
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Everything was on Lehrners hard drive.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 17:53 | 5402303 WTFUD
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Empty your Goldman's in my mouth, both barrels. No REFUNDS.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 18:22 | 5402374 Reaper
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The crown has a cross, when the retard would have a hammer and sickle inside a crescent moon.

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 19:08 | 5402482 robnume
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All hail the Thief in Chief!

Sat, 11/01/2014 - 21:13 | 5402795 CitizenPete
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Shouldn't those be golden robes? Obummer - is he a God, or just God like?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 03:44 | 5403337 Victory_Garden
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It must be tough to be the most despised and hated president in American history. Geeze-la-wheeze...cut the puppet a little slack. He must be havin a rough time holding up the signs of depression and high twirxy-anxiety. Thank God he is on SSRI drugs.

Oh wait...

http://www.ssristories.com/index.php

 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 04:08 | 5403351 Freewheelin Franklin
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I think Court Jester would be more appropiate. 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 10:53 | 5403796 lakecity55
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At the WHite Hut, every day is Halloween!

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