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Bank Of America Psychopath Murderer's Automated Email Reply Says He Is An "Insane Psychopath"

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Well, if alleged Bank of America prostitute killer, as described earlier, intends to plead insanity to all charges, he is one step ahead of the prosecution already. Below is the automated reply that emails sent to Rurik Jutting's Bank of America e-mail address are getting, per Bloomberg.

I am out of the office. Indefinitely.

 

For urgent enquiries, or indeed any enquiries, please contact someone who is not an insane psychopath. For escalation please contact God, though suspect the devil will have custody. [Last line only really worked if I had followed through..]”

A random sample of emails sent to Federal Reserve officials shows that for now Jutting is the only one telling the truth.

 

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Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:05 | 5404274 FieldingMellish
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A peak behind the curtain?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:18 | 5404306 junction
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Jutting worked for the Bank of America and he is being honest.  Now if only Obummer, President of America, was just as honest with his answering machine message.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:40 | 5404362 Deathrips
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Smells like a set up...thats what I said yesterday.

 

RIPS

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:00 | 5404516 BaBaBouy
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Well... I Could Not Think Of ANYONE More Fit To Serve As A Bankster...

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:57 | 5404642 Duke of Earl
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Omigod, STOP the investigation!  Based on this we know he's guilty!

 

/sarc

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 17:42 | 5404741 Manthong
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It’s refreshing to see one of the reptiles without the mask.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:07 | 5404798 max2205
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Breaking news, Holder issues $500 fine and let's him go free.

Weeeeeeee

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:23 | 5404846 JamesBond
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They've been getting away with savaging our economy for years...  why not with hookers....

 

rip the souls of the dead

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:32 | 5404876 BurningFuld
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Do they have the Death Penalty in Hong Kong?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:45 | 5404916 0b1knob
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Do they have the Death Penalty in Hong Kong?

NO.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:14 | 5404974 zerozulu
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Email Reply Says He Is An "Insane Psychopath"

at least one banker admitted.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:55 | 5405228 Paveway IV
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No such a thing.

You are insane, or you are a psychopath.

The first is confused about reality and everyone's role including their own.

The second figures reality is his personal posession and is certain that the only useful role peons like you have is to serve him.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:38 | 5405535 BringOnTheAsteroid
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What's the difference between a prostitue and an onion?

 

 

Sometimes I cry when I cut up an onion.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 01:40 | 5405897 Trucker Glock
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Your comment brought to mind serial killer Edmund Kemper.

Kemper was asked by a Cosmopolitan magazine reporter during a prison interview how he felt when he saw a pretty girl after killing his mother. He said, “One side of me says, I’d like to talk to her, date her. The other side says, "I wonder how her head would look on a stick.”

 

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 05:23 | 5406041 conscious being
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.misfire.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:32 | 5405167 philipat
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No, but like in most places the jails are not very nice places. Death might be the preferred option for him. Personally, I think life in prison to be very appropriate. Rice and water instead of champagne and caviar. Suck it up asshole....

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 17:04 | 5404654 Tall Tom
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I agree. That is just too incredible.

 

That guy knows something and they needed to shut him up. What better way to discredit him?...and...have him killed?

 

No nail gunz needed. The Prisoners will do it for them.

 

As for all whom rush to judgment here???

 

Just wait until it happens to you.

 

Can you spell...F...R...A...M...E ???

 

No worries. You can expect the same response from your compatriots on this website.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:29 | 5404855 The Big Ching-aso
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Geez. Maybe he was just imposing an early withdrawal penalty?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:04 | 5405087 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Tom.

BOA kills 'em, JPM, eats them out.

OH!

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 23:39 | 5405673 Freddie
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I am not sure why Tall Tom got so many junks. Something really weird about this story.  Maybe throwing him off the balcony might have caused more dead bankster suspicion and he was framed.  We probably will never know.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 04:42 | 5406016 ebear
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"I am not sure why Tall Tom got so many junks."

Perhaps we have some logicians in the audience?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 06:21 | 5406076 BigDuke6
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he got junked because he's a fucking idiot who thinks he can keep posting paranoid nonsense on this site and all the preppers and gun nuts will keep upticking his drivel.

its a simple story.

banker does too much coke 

sees little people as scum

plenty of his type in HK,london , ny

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 07:27 | 5406111 nmewn
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Exactamundo...

its a simple story.

banker does too much coke 

sees little people as scum

plenty of his type in HK,london , ny

...see it everywhere with these types, pols included, anyone granted power or authority are susceptible. Some of them under the spell of this psychosis can even convince themselves they're helping "the little people"...even as they thieve & slaughter them.

"But my intentions were pure!"

Bullshit, you're actions led directly to the impoverishment and/or death of thousands if not millions. Step right this way we're going to help you with this, executioner, place the hood over his head.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:18 | 5404307 kliguy38
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I'll bet he was a vey successful banker

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:09 | 5404806 max2205
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Question does a banker make loans, or trades, or just does blow till they go insane one day

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:53 | 5404520 JLee2027
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What kind of reporter sends an email to a guy he knows is in custody and is staying there for a long time?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:21 | 5404587 cossack55
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Inquisitive?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 17:04 | 5404659 NEKO
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like I already said... suitcase suicide, no doubt about it. Its an open and shut case.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 01:53 | 5405907 buttmint
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peek...there, fixed it f'yall

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 02:07 | 5405923 Bloppy
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Do they think HE wrote that auto-reply message, or was it a co-worker after the fact?

 

Also: unhinged California- man beaten by one of those peaceful progressives for wearing a Fox News costume on Halloween

http://tinyurl.com/n7a7v39

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:08 | 5404280 craus
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Intentional killing.

Took reasoning, judgement and intelligence to write the email reply.

Hope he loves sum young dick for as long as he lives.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:36 | 5405525 nightwish
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He can plead self defense. Bankers have been murdered. The evil oligarchs will silence him even if they get prostitutes to do their dirty work. He should've nailgunned himself in the shoulder a few times to make it more believable, though.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:10 | 5404288 Racer
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Shouldn't all banksters be forced to have the signature:

For urgent enquiries, or indeed any enquiries, please contact someone who is not an insane psychopath.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:40 | 5404361 DetectiveStern
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Anyone who sets an out of office is already an insane psychopath.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:21 | 5404586 James_Cole
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Anyone who sets an out of office is already an insane psychopath.

Out of office emails are great, particularly when you're not out of office.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 17:28 | 5404708 maskone909
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As if not answering the phone wasnt enough to get the point across

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:47 | 5405051 NEKO
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Insane Psychopath or not... I wonder what he was doing for BOA, is it possible someone wanted him removed (permanently)... or is he just another nut job?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:12 | 5404292 Itch
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The devil.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:19 | 5404314 trulz4lulz
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Control+V is totally your God.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:42 | 5404363 DetectiveStern
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You win on so many levels for that.

 

Control P is dead long live Control V.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:45 | 5404623 NoDebt
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I see it now.  It's one of those fractal images.  Look at it indirectly and you'll see Jamie Dimon, Lloyd Blankfein and Daniel Moynihan sharing a blunt.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 17:30 | 5404714 maskone909
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Wrapped in freshly cut neonate foreskin

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:12 | 5404294 Jason T
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Lives by the sword, dies by the sword.

 

He was aware of his fate .. led to tempation and folded.  

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:39 | 5405027 HardlyZero
Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:13 | 5404295 Bemused Observer
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I can promise you these 2 women were NOT his first, or only victims...He has done this before, somewhere.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:22 | 5404319 trulz4lulz
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Then why was he so sloppy this time? Not to mention, didnt he call the cops on himself? Its not like getting away with killing a Phillipino Lady Boy hooker would be hard.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:46 | 5404504 Freddie
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So he opened a lot of credit card accounts for his customers?

This guy may meet the Chinese Triad gangs in jail.   Anglo white guy brutally murders two small Chinese women and chops them up?   He better take the nail gun while he still can. 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 17:02 | 5404651 MsCreant
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No nail guns where he is.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:44 | 5405553 williambanzai7
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From the 31st floor there are easier ways to go.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:40 | 5405538 williambanzai7
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Actually, they were both foreign working girls, a Filipina and an Indonesian. He lives two blocks from the Wanchai strip.

That is not to say that HK jail will not be miserable for him.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 23:41 | 5405679 Freddie
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Thanks for the update. Poor women. Very sad.  I would not be suprised if he was framed.  You are going to kill two women in one of the most densely populated citizens in the world and hide the bodies?  Something is not adding up.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 07:22 | 5406105 williambanzai7
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Don't read too much into it. 

He's just an asshole who snapped.

If he had to be eliminated he would not be alive.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:32 | 5404601 Apostate2
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The police are reportedly looking at that possibility. The two women, now identified, did not have ID cards which probably means they are 'short stay' prostitutes run by gangs and circulated around SE Asia.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 17:11 | 5404671 MsCreant
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One is identified as a DJ at a club in this article.

Thousands of photographs of dead bodies on his phone.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/hongkong/11204321/Hong-Ko...

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:35 | 5405019 trulz4lulz
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Why would any self respecting serial killer have thousands of pictures of your victims dead bodies on your phone? This is starting to smell worse than a dead hooker in a suitcase left in the hot sun.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:48 | 5405052 HardlyZero
Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:53 | 5405062 trulz4lulz
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Fuck yeah! I love the Dead Kennedys.

Lyrical mastery:

"Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin' that you know
How the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul"

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:44 | 5405559 williambanzai7
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We don't know that they are thousands of pictures of dead women. Probably pros and semi-pros he brought home. 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 23:50 | 5405701 Freddie
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Thousands of dead women?  This would have to be a full time job.  It would leave no time for front running clients or doing other criminal banking job duties.   How is he going to kill thousands of women in Asia without anyone seeing anything? 

Keep their pictures on his phone so the pervs at the En Ess Aye can pass em around to the other pervs who work ther.  

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 17:49 | 5404756 Bemused Observer
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Yes, I mean this was not an accident, and there were 2 of them. One of the girls was tied up and stuffed into a trunk. That requires a considerable comfort-level, both in taking on 2 and in handling a corpse, which is something you have to build up to...no killer starts like that out of nowhere.

And stuffing a body into a suitcase is NOT easy. Try asking an adult-sized friend to go limp, and see if you even CAN get him stuffed into a suitcase.
This takes a level of dedication, and some knowledge of how to manipulate a corpse to get it to bend the way it needs to pull that off. And it takes some time. The best that a first-time killer would have been able to do is give the body a few zipper-burns in a panicked futile attempt before he ran like hell out of there.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:23 | 5404844 Blano
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Saw on some TV show a few years back where a guy assaulted a woman in a hotel and smuggled her out of the hotel doing exactly that, stuffing her in a suitcase then taking her out and leaving her somewhere for dead.  Seems like it was in Vegas, but I'm not sure on that part.

Anyways, the kidnapped chick was something like 5'4" or so.  Took an investigator weeks to figure out how the guy got her out of the hotel, then the cops wouldn't even believe him until he took a live woman of the same size and a suitcase and pulled off the same thing right in front of them.  The gal fit perfectly.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:03 | 5405092 Bemused Observer
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If she had been kidnapped, then she was certainly cooperative. A small girl could bend HERSELF into the contortions needed, and a gun to the head is incentive to try.
But doing this with a dead body is another matter altogether. Those contortions require a delicate coordination of muscular responses from within, with a corpse you are just trying to shove everything into place from the outside. Maybe if it was a REALLY tiny girl, and a huge suitcase...otherwise, not an easy task.
And forget it if the girl was alive. Without her cooperation, you're not getting her in there, period. This poor girl probably thought she was making a bargain for her life and agreed to the scheme. Of course, once she was in, she was in...

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 05:15 | 5406042 ebear
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That someone would murder a prostitute is, unfortunately, all too common an occurence.  What amazes me though, is how far people will speculate on the details when given only the basic facts. Maybe we should get Nancy Grace in here to explain that to us?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:42 | 5405546 williambanzai7
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They found one passport in his flat.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 05:18 | 5406044 ebear
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Aha!  A clue!

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 06:10 | 5406070 Lanka
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Saudi?

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 06:37 | 5406091 Apostate2
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Yes, with a tourist visa. You know Mr Banzai that anyone who has right to land or residency has to have a HK ID at all times on their persons. Been so since 1949-1951. You must have one. If not you need to leave to reactivate your 3 months visa free status.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:13 | 5404299 Son of Captain Nemo
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I am out of the office. Indefinitely.

For urgent enquiries, or indeed any enquiries, please contact someone who is not an insane psychopath. For escalation please contact God, though suspect the devil will have custody. [Last line only really worked if I had followed through..]”

It's perfect!

So why can't we force George Soros, Stan Fischer, Janet Yellen, President Obama, Secretary(s) Kerry, Brennan, Clapper, Comey and the rest of Congress use this as a "cut out" for their voice messages?...

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:28 | 5404463 Miss Expectations
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Because George Soros, Stan Fischer, Janet Yellen, et. al. are so insanely psychopathic that they lack Rurik's self awareness.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:19 | 5404584 Son of Captain Nemo
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+100

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:16 | 5404302 motorollin
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He's certainly not as handsome as Christian Bale.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:36 | 5404610 lasvegaspersona
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but did you see his business card?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:31 | 5405007 monkeyshine
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Most guys I know who are in Mergers and Acquisitions really don't like it.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 04:54 | 5406022 monkeyboy
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That's bone.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:18 | 5404310 williambanzai7
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Judging from a picture in the Hong Kong press, he appears to be a short psychopath.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:20 | 5405323 Omen IV
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He's a banker - he deserves the benefit of the doubt for no other reason

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 07:48 | 5406129 williambanzai7
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There appears to be little doubt in this case.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:23 | 5404321 Seasmoke
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Most likely there are some other missing women that crossed paths with this Bankster

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:23 | 5404323 Jack Sheet
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It happens when the rurik juts.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:28 | 5404332 B2u
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Rurik?  Isn't that a cube puzzle?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:45 | 5404625 CrazyCatLady
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Nah, its the inkblot test a psychiatrist gives you

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:29 | 5404334 Son of Loki
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Just wait until they clean out his desk drawers and closet at work ....

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:30 | 5404337 Amish Hacker
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Far from supporting an insanity plea, leaving that automated email reply shows competence, planning, intent, and malice aforethought. Judge or jury will find him sane enough to go to prison.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:49 | 5404379 nuke ISIS now
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Precisely, he was too 'smaaaht' for his own good, clearly was rying to set up an insanity defense ahead of the atrocities

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:31 | 5404340 Jack Sheet
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This assumes that the guy actually wrote the autoreply. An equal leap in logic to the assumption that he committed the murders.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:35 | 5404349 I Write Code
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and maybe the women are just resting.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:26 | 5404460 Tyranny is Love
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This also assumes that they guy stopped working at Bank of America Merrill Lynch recently (the news is saying a few weeks ago).

Is anyone currently investigating Bank of America Merrill Lynch's Hong Kong office?

If he had already given a statement then he would need to be discredited.

If he was a nobody, then he would have been thrown over the balcony, unless he had already talked to investigators.

On the other hand maybe he had an alcohol and drug fueled psychotic break from reality then woke up.

 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:27 | 5404597 Apostate2
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The other ML guy was offed by his wife back in 2003. The local press dubbed her the 'milkshake murderer' because she drugged his drink then blugeoned him, rolled him up in a carpet and dumped him in their carpark. She's doing time. A very long time.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:41 | 5405032 css1971
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Really that seems excessive.

Prison time for taking out the trash.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:00 | 5405080 Apostate2
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By all accounts from the wife's testimony you are correct.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 00:06 | 5405731 Freddie
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Oh that was a really weird story. His brother back in CT was a con artist doing real estate bank loan scams.  They eventually fell apart and he was murdered too.  The family was what else - tribe.

Andrew Kissel and Robert Kissel - not to be confused with the other Kissel from Jerky Boys fame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Andrew_Kissel

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Robert_Kissel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q1oGjRHoV8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nb5imClNhQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmtD-q_Hm0k

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:23 | 5405326 Omen IV
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She did a public service should be let out of jail

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:31 | 5404342 americanspirit
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He just thought he was foreclosing on those two women.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:33 | 5404343 Bunga Bunga
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He was well qualified for the job.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:32 | 5404346 I Write Code
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Blame the end of quantitative easing, this guy obviously needed more easing than he was getting.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:34 | 5404351 Bangin7GramRocks
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I thought these were the necessary traits of a great banker? 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:54 | 5404358 russwinter
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, I am starting to smell a set up. No idea what role this guy plays in the system, but--- 

Examples:

Ellott Rodgers, Santa Barbara "Shooter" and likely actor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUSqZBWKctc&bpctr=1414954947

Las Vegas Shooter, Jerad Miller makes this message video, yeah sure. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHqAUuBm7Ko

Tucson shooter Jared Lee Loughner allegedly makes this ridiculous video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEFgoen6thQ

Boston Bombing patsies the Tsarnaev Brothers "just so happened" to go kill an officer (a script: remember Oswald and Officer Tippet) at MIT and rob a 7/11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_skgGrN_gc

 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:00 | 5404407 FeralSerf
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How do we know HE was the one that wrote the email?

“Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -- Buddha

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:10 | 5404428 Seek_Truth
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"Nope, I didn't say that." — The Buddha

http://www.fakebuddhaquotes.com/all-fake-buddha-quotes/

 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:39 | 5404892 knukles
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"Whaddafuk you talkin' bout pansy ass?  I mean, I did'n says nuffin like dat, mothafuckah.  Sheeeeeit."
           -south side Chicago Badass Buddahman

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 01:06 | 5405839 IndyPat
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If you meet a Buddah on the road, kill him.

- Linji

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 01:06 | 5405840 exi1ed0ne
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Most of what you read on the Internet has basis in truth. - Socrates

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 05:23 | 5406048 ebear
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Buddha Bias

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 17:24 | 5404698 TuPhat
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It doesn't matter if he did this or not.  If he is being framed it's because he was deeply involved in something very bad with some very bad people.  So, yes he is guilty, either for committing these murders or being directly involved with people who do this sort of thing a lot.  Either way I won't lose any sleep over his predicament.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:44 | 5404367 homiegot
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I bet his mom would say he's a well-behaved boy.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:41 | 5404618 e_goldstein
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She would if anyone could find her.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 17:12 | 5404670 Its_the_economy...
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a well-behaved (excitable) boy

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBQRjoKSNQw

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:41 | 5404895 knukles
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"He was a real cut up when he was young"
       - his missing mom

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:43 | 5404369 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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The automated response is obviously an admission of guilt because the

defendant is already starting to make excuses for his acts that he reported to police. He reported it to police because he knew he would be caught after killing his second victim. He installed the automated response when he knew he would not be going back to work at BofA. We do not have control of the 'evidence', but we can assume that if the perp did in fact

commit the alleged criminal acts he did so knowing that he would be caught and that is why he planned to admit guilt through 'the devil made me do it', 'cocaine was the fuel', and 'insanity is the only defence' plea.

He is calculated in his words, deeds, and strategies to evade responsibility.

This shows the individual acts with intent and 'intent' forms the basis for criminal prosecution. Without 'criminal intent' the guys gets off light

within a Secure Treatment Unit managed by the state and health care

administrations. Furthermore, he was not below average intelligence and is adept at strategy given his position within BofA. Sociopaths are not dumb people and they have always got excuses for their actions

that are logically explainable. This is how sociopaths con their victims

and how sociopaths evade responsibility. Lastly, 'Psychopathy' is a loaded ideological term in Experimental Psychology and 'Sociopathy'

is not considered within the construct framework which renders the term useless when it comes to efficacy, validity, of the construct. Generalizability is poor at best and 'psychopathy' is mostly used in Clinical/Personality assessment as opposed to Clinical/Sociological assessment. The Clinical/Personality Assessment paradigm is itself loaded with bias and it is not advisable to utilize that particular paradigm over a Sociological paradigm that is able to describe criminality and deviance from an idiographic perspective and draw inferences for Sociological determinants through the nomothetic basis of Sociological Theory. In brief, 'psychopaths' should always be viewed as really being 'sociopaths' because they victimize people as opposed to themselves. If said PsychoBankster caused only harm to himself I would entertain the notion that he was indeed a 'psychopath', but he did not harm himself and he murdered two human beings that came from families that were real and not imagined. PsychoBanksters game the system in Banking and Law everyday, folks.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 05:27 | 5406051 ebear
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Nancy Grace on line one.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 07:17 | 5406102 StychoKiller
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No mas, pretty sure that Hong Kong has jurisdiction on this.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 07:31 | 5406108 overmedicatedun...
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envy is what banksters feel for this guy, they lust to do the same, but greed and fear keep them from acting..reptiles in high places is what society is run by.. they all have the same dead eyes.

stupid of me, they do this stuff and are never found out they are protected, the pediafiles are at the top of the elites the power over innocence and the helpless is reflected in our economies and our wars.

they can do anything. anything.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:49 | 5404381 tvdog
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Weird. I was reading Wikipedia about Hong Kong, Hong Kong Island, and Central District last night, and I wake up this morning and see this. Is it still Halloween?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:13 | 5404437 Uber Vandal
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Everyday is Halloween.

Or Bizarro World

Or both.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:17 | 5404580 Apostate2
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The local Chinese press have dubbed him the 'Halloween Butcher'. 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 14:56 | 5404390 Q-Q-Q
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A strong message needs to be sent to the public - this banker needs to be fined a days pay for his deeds!

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:24 | 5404458 Infinite QE
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at taxpayer expense.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:34 | 5404473 Savyindallas
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Are you nuts? The SEC will fine him at least a million dollars. BOA will get at least a 10 million dollar fine, as he know doubt charged the hooker fees as usual and necessary business expenses. BOA will know doubt terminate the services of the dealer who provided him the meth and coke he was on when he committed the murders. 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:14 | 5404576 RaceToTheBottom
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I think that he will be promoted to a newly formed position where his unique skills can be put to use finding all the other Bankster Serial Murderers.

Overtime should be allowed.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:44 | 5404909 Emergency Ward
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Paid administrative leave with a promotion upon his return to work.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 02:52 | 5405963 Solio
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Ja, printing that up now.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:00 | 5404410 jim249
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This is just the kind of person that banks want. They will steal money from the little people and feel no remorse.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:04 | 5404418 Infinite QE
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If Greenspan had a son......

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:09 | 5404426 Fuku Ben
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Reads more like typical shitty dry sarcastic British humor than some kind of confession

Can't the Chinese allegedly hack the banksters at will?

Or is that just a ploy by the brotherhood to set up a fall guy when they steal everything? or need to set up a sacrifice?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:17 | 5404445 buzzsaw99
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imo the only reason he called the cops was because the bodies were starting to stink.

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name...

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:26 | 5404459 Mi Naem
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This is the second time you've posted this article today. 

Is Bruce Wilder one of the Tylers now? 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:35 | 5404477 NMFP
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Do you reckon he's a hootie and the blowfish fan?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:52 | 5404511 Freddie
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They have one?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:33 | 5405015 homiegot
Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:37 | 5404486 Panic Mode
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He went insane probably seeing someone holding a nailgun.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:54 | 5404517 Coldcall
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we knew bankers were sociopaths, they havre proved psychopaths.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 15:58 | 5404530 world_debt_slave
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the inmates are running the asylum, so yes, they are psycho-paths

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:01 | 5404536 Comte d'herblay
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Why can't these killers actually do some good and target the members of the Jewish Mafia on Wall Street, Larry Fink, Alan Greenspan, LArry Summers, Robert Rubin, Joe Cassano, J Yell, Tim Geithner, Barney Frank, Bill clinton, george bush, Phil Gramm, Leach, and Bliley???

 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:56 | 5404636 smacker
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"...target the members of the Jewish Mafia on Wall Street"

Most unlikely, he appears to originate from the 13th tribe region himself.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:17 | 5404579 Ban KKiller
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Clearly no sense of right and wrong. He thought he really was something for a moment until reality set in and he still is bankster shit, forever.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:57 | 5404640 FishHockers
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I'd like to get him a date with Pelosi.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:43 | 5404902 knukles
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That's gross

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:29 | 5405002 homiegot
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She's got huge tits.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:36 | 5405018 Yen Cross
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  Those aren't tits... They're carry on bags/luggage.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 17:28 | 5404707 barre-de-rire
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remember me just to know, who give a fuck about all this ?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 17:29 | 5404709 MsCreant
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<---He was always like this, that is why he became a banker.

<---Being a banker made him like this, he was an okay guy before.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 17:30 | 5404712 MsCreant
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<---He is innocent and being set up.

<---He is guilty and being set up.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 17:40 | 5404735 Tyranny is Love
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He can also be guilty and being set up.

 

Banker Psycopath mass murderer with a side hobby of chopping up young girls. Becomes expendible at work and someone higher makes a phone call. Can't get into the club unless they have something on you. Even for the minions.

 

 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 17:43 | 5404745 MsCreant
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You got it.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:53 | 5404929 shovelhead
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"Get rid of the annual Satanic ritual killing partygirls."

"Ok"

....

"Doh, you idiot, not in your own apartment..."

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 17:49 | 5404750 bugs_
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Its the most wonderful time of the year.

Imagine how much better it would be for the poor girls if we had let BOA go bust, get broken up, sold off in pieces to better management.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:11 | 5404807 Unstable Condition
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So he goes through the trouble of stuffing a corpes in a suitcase (not and easy task) and then calls to turn himself in?

WTF?

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