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Bank Of America Psychopath Murderer's Automated Email Reply Says He Is An "Insane Psychopath"

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Well, if alleged Bank of America prostitute killer, as described earlier, intends to plead insanity to all charges, he is one step ahead of the prosecution already. Below is the automated reply that emails sent to Rurik Jutting's Bank of America e-mail address are getting, per Bloomberg.

I am out of the office. Indefinitely.

 

For urgent enquiries, or indeed any enquiries, please contact someone who is not an insane psychopath. For escalation please contact God, though suspect the devil will have custody. [Last line only really worked if I had followed through..]”

A random sample of emails sent to Federal Reserve officials shows that for now Jutting is the only one telling the truth.

 

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Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:26 | 5404997 homiegot
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Tell us more about stuffing corpses in suitcases.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:51 | 5405063 HardlyZero
Mon, 11/03/2014 - 07:53 | 5406132 Unstable Condition
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Think about it, or have someone pretend to be dead and haveat it trying to putt them in one.

I guess being psychotic has its "bennies", though...

[jeez, I screwed that all up]

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 01:17 | 5405865 IndyPat
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:16 | 5404824 praxis
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Hopefully the Chinese will make short work of him...bullet in the back of the head out back of the jail house

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:25 | 5404854 Smooth Criminal
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I wonder when Brian Moynihan will admit that he is an insane psychopath as well.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:26 | 5404861 devo
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Psycho Killer...qu'est-ce que c'est

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:27 | 5404862 Blano
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I had to laugh when I saw Tylers had Bank of America twice in the tags.  Somebody trying to make a point or something??

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:43 | 5404901 shovelhead
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HR at BOA has an extensive testing procedure for new hires.

His psychological profile test score indicated he would be a perfect mesh for BOA's corporate culture.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:05 | 5405429 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

You two are "WORKING" the runway. Looking good!

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:29 | 5404866 Jugdish
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Maybe he is just doing God's work ?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 18:46 | 5404912 shovelhead
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Nah.

Partial decapitation and suitcases?

God demands more throughness and panache.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:09 | 5404959 nostromo17
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Often the best lie is the truth eh?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:25 | 5404992 Yen Cross
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  Is it just me, or does that chap look like his loaf of bread hasn't fully risen?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:29 | 5405001 WTFUD
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If memory serves from another Z/H article the other day, homicides were refuted to be around a dozen for a population of 7 million. I call BS on that as i expect they do not include missing persons ( even 10 years missing ).
Also Hong Kong especially under Brit Rule has a higher per capita of Harvey Keitelesque GOONS than USSA.

Gawd how many Goons do you fink work for Bank of Assholes alone?

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 08:18 | 5406167 Apostate2
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The population is 7.2 mil. The homicide rate for Jan-June is 14, down from 56 in the same period in 2013. Habeas Corpus. There is a special unit for missing persons.

I've seen the police mug shot files. You would perhaps not be surprised at the 'global' profiles. US sailors a case in point.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:48 | 5405058 Apostate2
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Can't beat the local Chinese press for lurid details. One news source already has the alleged sequence of events cartooned (probably have the Taiwanesque animation later today). They are now referring to the suspect as 'Rurik George Caton Jutting' the halloween muderer. Also it is alleged there is an accomplice since the photos show the suspect holding the dead woman's head. 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:32 | 5405164 Pumpkin
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I'm guessing he's got some shit on somebody.  Slipery little fuck probably got passed getting nail gunned.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:33 | 5405166 John Wilmot
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Does art imitate life?

Or does life imitate Christian Bale?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvBAEp3Znn4

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:42 | 5405376 himaroid
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Fucker needs some Kentucky Kokaine to get his mind right.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:58 | 5405404 xavi1951
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OMG!  All the conspiracy freaks have come out.  He was set up!

How about he was a twisted evil fuck!  Never mind who he worked for, where he is from, what his religion is, what he ate for breakfast.....

Stick with the facts (which we do NOT have yet) and keep your tiny brain ideas to yourselves.

I thought this was a website for intelligent people........ 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:54 | 5405576 williambanzai7
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Forget the conspiracy theories, what he does for a living has something to do with it.

I can construct a rich limp dicked napoleonic gweilo masterbater of the universe who only brings home Asian working girls, all of whom are interested only in taking his money, snaps and etc etc...

Send them all the fuck home. They are polluting HK.

If you want the real low down, go check the local punter boards. I am sure they have it nailed or will soon enough.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 23:16 | 5405641 WTFUD
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In general WB when you get rid of the bankster barrow boys then the whores ship out. Now $1700 i think a month from memory so unless it was a second pad for blow and hookers it's not much rent for HK pats.
Hopefully he and a few bosses are flat sharing tricks and Spielberg does a MOOVEE.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 23:39 | 5405672 williambanzai7
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Apartments in that building go for about $4000 USD a month.

It is a brand new high rise built to knock down a quaint old working class neighborhood.

I don't think people are maintaining party flats in there.

Those are all in Kowloon.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 07:44 | 5406126 Apostate2
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Sorry Mr Banzai but 'party flats' or love hotels in Kowloon (and the outlying Islands) are mostly a Chinese affair. HK ex-pats and their partying habits still are centred in HK. But then I could be a tad wrong.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 23:41 | 5405678 robnume
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This is one bankster who's watched "American Psycho" too many times!

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 23:49 | 5405697 Clowns on Acid
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Is his defense that QE made him do it?

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 00:31 | 5405781 williambanzai7
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A 29 year old guy with lots of money can only find female companionship by taking home Wanchai bar girls.

There are plenty of young bankster assholes like that bar hopping in Wanchai.

These are not sailors on leave or lonely middle aged expat men, these are young studs, or losers shall we say.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 05:34 | 5406054 Sandmann
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He was in Structured Equity Finance & Trading and clearly they found him very interesting

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 07:26 | 5406109 williambanzai7
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His fat wallet.

The girls he hung out with were all maids and working women.

The people who know the local scene recognise his profile immediately.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 00:51 | 5405809 Hongcha
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Not a set-up; he's low-level.

Wanchai is far & away the seediest district in HKG ... useless, not even any decent places to eat or drink like a gentleman.  Loud & obnoxious.  The ladies basically all whores.  There is an excellent laundry there, British Dry Cleaning ... if you are tired of paying $5 to have your socks washed!

He probably was a prick and a lout and wore out his welcome in Lan Kwai Fong which is where the rich boys go to play.

Feeding on domestic housekeepers, a volatile chemical cocktail and a few tart words from those English-speaking DHK's and something snapped.  He woke up covered in dried blood.  Oh shit.  Called mummy, called his lawyer, called the HKPD.

Mummy & Daddy will get him home; count on it.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 01:09 | 5405847 fibonacci's claus
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beeeautiful day for a ride in the dervisher ole boy

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 01:22 | 5405871 muleskinner
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Ship him to California, send him to the nuthouse where Charlie Manson resides, send the worthless hag to Charlie's digs, withdraw all food, see who eats who first.

The death penalty is not a severe enough punishment.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 01:59 | 5405911 WTFUD
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Yes if he'd hung himself after sending an incriminating dossier on his corrupt organisation to GW or Tyler(s) that would have been seen in his favour.
When you get this banking scum on their own , cowardice seems a common trait.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 02:16 | 5405929 eishund
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"insane psychopath". Spot the mistake.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 05:33 | 5406053 Sandmann
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Why does someone with a Russian version of a Norse name who is a Wykehamist and Cambridge banker with Barcap and Merrill to his name cap off his behavioural dysfunctionality with such B-Movie scripting ?

There appear to be no redeeming features about this plonker which makes one wionder why he had so much QE money when everyone else is broke. Maybe China can execute him ?

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 06:27 | 5406075 FreeNewEnergy
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OK, folks, it's November 3rd, I've been waiting nearly three weeks for good old BofA to get back to me on our proposed foreclosure settlement agreement, and this guy comes along and does what is expressly forbidden for me to do in the future, i.e., disparage BofA.

Check it out. This is just one of the clauses in the nine-page agreement which the bank attorney calls "simple."

 

NON-DISPARAGEMENT Releasors and their counsel will not, directly or indirectly, make any negative or disparaging statements against the Releasees maligning, ridiculing, defaming, or otherwise speaking ill of the Releasees, and their business affairs, practices or policies, standards, or reputation (including but not limited to statements or postings harmful to the Releasees’ business interests, reputation or good will) in any form (including but not limited to orally, in writing, on social media, internet, to the media, persons and entities engaged in radio, television or Internet broadcasting, or to persons and entities that gather or report information on trade and business practices or reliability) that relate to this Agreement, Information (as defined above) and the factual allegations made in the Litigation and Foreclosure Litigation, or any matter covered by the release within this Agreement.  Nothing in the Agreement shall, however, be deemed to interfere with each party’s obligation to report transactions with appropriate governmental, taxing and/or registering agencies.

Just understand that this is the kind of scum deemed worthy of ruling over us.

Just for grins, here's another of the clauses. Remember, this is supposed to be a fair and equitable "parting of the ways."

 

Tax Consequences.  The Plaintiffs agree that if it is later determined by the Internal Revenue Service or any other taxing body that taxes of any type should have been paid in connection with any benefit any of the Plaintiffs receive pursuant to this Agreement, the Plaintiffs will be solely responsible for paying such taxes.  Defendant make no representations or warranties regarding the legal effect or tax consequences of this Agreement, or of any such filing Defendant. The Plaintiffs further expressly acknowledge that they neither received nor relied upon any tax advice from the Defendant or their representatives and attorneys.

I, being the plaintiff, objected to this language, but, the kind bank attorney assured me it would be of no consequence and should be left in.

For those playing at home, remember, I inherited this mess and BofA inherited their part of it from Angelo (Mr. Orange) Mozillo and the good folks at Cuntrywide. We are both "successors," though I must admit, I think they suck more than me.

I'm giving them a couple of days and then I'm going to send them my own proposed agreement. One page. They drop the foreclosure, I drop my fraud suit. I sign over the property via quit claim deed, they give me cash, and both parties sign off that the agreement ends all litigation concerning the property and the estate, forever. Period. Done. Fuck these assholes. I've had enough and I'm not going to sign any document that's any longer than 2 pages, and has wording which I'd need a legal opinion to decipher.

Making matters worse, they've been attempting - for the past five+ years - to foreclose on me, my brother and sister, the heirs to the estate, when, in reality, it is the estate itself which should be the defendant. I've gotten an adjournment and 30 days to write up my answers, counter-claims, motions, etc. for the next court appearance if we don't come to a settlement beforehand.

What amazes me about BofA and banks in general, is that even when they are closing out a deal, they want to keep their grip on some remnant, even after the fact. They just can't stand giving up anything.

Best part about my case is that every last signature, on every damn document, is completely fake and I have proof and they know it. Instead of prancing around with legalese and a long, sucking settlement document, they should be groveling to settle on simple terms, lest I lose my cool and start flinging papers all over the court and force another two years of litigation. I'm 98% certain I can win the case on the merits without a lawyer.

Sorry for hijacking the thread with my story, but it is BofA-related and I need to vent before the non-disparagement clause kicks in. Sick fuckers, every one of them.

 

 

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 07:09 | 5406099 p00k1e
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Set our bankers free! 

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 07:13 | 5406101 Apostate2
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Well he was arraigned at Eastern Magistracy Court and no plea was entered. I surmise his lawyers will go for the insanity plea. It was revealed (in the unreliable)  local Chinese press that on his phone had explicit photos, SM and detailed pics of the women's wounds and sexual parts. Also, again, repeated a photo of him holding the dead Indonesian's head and hair suggesting an accomplice. The next door flat (also rented to a Brit banker) has been searched by the forensic team. Needless to say this is one sick situation.

Hope justice will prevail.

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