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Obama's Midterm Elections (In 1 Expressionist Painting)

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Even Edvard Munch would be unable to express his 'horror' at Obama's outlook into the Midterms...

 

 

Source: Sunday Funnies

 

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Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:04 | 5405094 Freddie
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Not to worry. The RINO NeoCons will go along with Obola because they also kneel to the ZWO who controls Obola and Congress.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:07 | 5405101 takeaction
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Oh look the Gold and Silver collapse shit show is on again.  That means stocks to the moon this week...should be a very interesting week.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:21 | 5405136 knukles
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The R's get both houses and then O has the perfect excuse. 
They're stopping the people's agenda
And it's off to a high test rocket fueled neutron executive order paper blizzard that mankind's not seen since Julius Caesar.

Hew will relish that outcome
Pure cover for HIS PERSONAL AGENDA by EXECUTIVE ORDER

Which takes a 2/3 majority to over ride
Good fucking luck

Don't wish for something that you might not want because you just might get it up you arse past their elbow

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:22 | 5405142 DoChenRollingBearing
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The picture was good for a laugh though...

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:40 | 5405184 philipat
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Not that the outcome of the elections will make ANY difference. Nor, indeed, would the state of play be appreciably different if we were 6 years into a Red team stint. The "Divide and conquer" game remains in play. George Carlin had it exactly right (See above).

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:39 | 5405366 XqWretch
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Weve seen this shtick before. GW held back just long enough to get reelected, then the real shitstorm of civil rights violations started to kick in, but it didnt matter because he was on his way out. The poll trends are almost identical. Obama = GW 2.0

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:57 | 5405415 Tall Tom
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I just got a disturbing article published by The Dollar Vigilante.

 

This guy wants me to vote. He calls me a "too good for voting anarchist".

 

https://www.dollarvigilante.com/blog/2014/11/2/why-im-voting-tdv-week-in-review-november-2-2014.html#6614

 

This brings me to Prop 47, another proposition on my ballot. This proposition wants to reduce felony non-violent crimes to misdemeanors. Sounds good to me. What? Doesn't sound good to you, you too-good-for-voting anarchist?

 

Here is my response:

 

Jeff...Your article gave me the incentive to vote. Congratulations. And as I also live in San Diego County I will vote for the most statist items on the ballot.
I will vote for everything which will cause this system to collapse faster.
Anything which increases taxes I will vote for.
Anything which restricts Liberty and Freedom...I will vote for.
I am tired of pressing on the brake. In fact I am going to depress the accelerator...to the floorboard.
In fact I encourage everybody to do the same.
You gave me the incentive and I am grateful for that.
I will take that message over to Zerohedge.
There is no saving the system Jeff. If you think that opting out is easy...it is not.
But you can do as much of it as you want. You are a free man. Your level of complicity is up to you. And so am I a free man, Jeff.
It is not the "lazy man's" way.
You are taking the lazy way out through your compliance.
You are taking the lazy way out through your complicity.

You are taking the lazy way out through your legitimizing the system.
Why in the hell don't you take a good look in the mirror?

 

That is correct. I am changing my stance. On Tuesday vote for anything that you believe will fuck this insane corrupt system up.

 

The faster that it falls is best as we can have a chance at Freedom and Liberty.

 

All of you know that this system cannot be saved. Kill the Beast.

 

It is time to ACCELERATE THE PROCESS.

 

 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 23:00 | 5405606 Richard Chesler
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Long live the Queen.

 

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 00:48 | 5405815 Arius
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Please go out and VOTE!

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 00:01 | 5405720 MontgomeryScott
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Damn.

It must SUCK there in S.D., CA.

I ALMOST bought a house down there in the County, back in '89. Phase three was closing, and Phase four was opening up, in Escondito...

It must REALLY suck down there now, I think.

Last I heard, the Mayor was still a Spic. I also understand that they sent the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan there to try 'decontamination'.

If voting actually WORKED, they wouldn't let us do it.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 04:03 | 5405998 PoliticalRefuge...
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Hey I'm participating on tues.. I vote no for another school bond proprosal which is just a continuation from the one two years ago which narrowly was defeated..they don't even bother to take down the signs any longer- just leave them up for the next assault.

..other than that - yawn...

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 13:11 | 5407128 de3de8
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Like he cares what the Sheeple think or want

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:39 | 5405183 nmewn
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Personally, I think its great.

The people have seen first hand their wages stagnate while the rich get richer, labor participation rates drop to the lowest in their lifetimes, food stamp roles skyrocket, people forced to purchase insurance from private corporations or face government fines etc. all in the loving hands of big government progressive technocrats.

Its fucking wonderful, see the forest, not the tree Danny, be the tree Danny ;-)

 

 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:40 | 5405191 DoChenRollingBearing
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"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on."

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:28 | 5405241 nmewn
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Yes.

And if I could I would seek cold, calculated, heartless revenge for what they've done. But I don't have that power.

Thats why everyone should be very VERY careful who they vote for.

/////

For my junker, don't think for a second I wouldn't, you're a parasite and part of the problem.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 00:10 | 5405738 MontgomeryScott
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@ 'nwmewn':

"If I could, I WOULD.

"But I can't, so I SHA'N'T."

Those who state that they cannot do a thing before they have even lifted a finger to try are already defeated.

 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:39 | 5405190 LetThemEatRand
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"The R's get both houses and then O has the perfect excuse.  

They're stopping the people's agenda"

Knuckles -- they have been playing that card since O was elected, just as Bush played that card even when he had both the House and the Senate for 2 years.  It's theater.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:35 | 5405348 XqWretch
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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 23:59 | 5405715 Teamtc321
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We know.....it's all BUSH's fault......

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 00:40 | 5405798 LetThemEatRand
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"they have been playing that card since O was elected, just as Bush played that card even when he had both the House and the Senate for 2 years.  It's theater."

I guess the part about O doing the same thing didn't register the first time.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:39 | 5405188 BigJim
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 Oh look the Gold and Silver collapse shit show is on again.  That means stocks to the moon this week...should be a very interesting week.

Yup, I wish I had more dry powder.

But - as a user of bullionvault - I can swap gold for silver pretty cheaply. And now that the GSR is hovering around 73:1, it's very tempting to turn some gold into silver.

Anyone else buying silver over gold at this point?

If the Swiss vote passes, of course, the GSR could well rise much higher. Hmmmmmm.... thoughts from fellow goldbugs invited.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:51 | 5405216 Tall Tom
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It may be worth it to wait it out. Personally I foresee Gold at $1000 and Silver at $9 before this shit storm is over. That is a GSR of 111.

 

Of course it is a paper play. I think that you will be hard pressed to find quantities of Metal at those prices.

 

Then I also forsee $60 Oil.

 

This will put a lot of small Gas Station Owners out of business as well as impact the fracking operations.

 

What about stability...for a change?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:27 | 5405334 BigJim
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Wow! 111:1! That would be truly unprecedented (at least according to the 36-year chart at the bottom of the page here: http://goldprice.org/gold-silver-ratio.html )

I was thinking 75:1 would be fairly safe as the ratio has - historically, at least - not stayed above that for very long. But of course, past performance is no guarantee of future returns etc etc.

If anyone else is interested in being able to do this trade - cheaply swap between silver and gold while having the physical metals allocated and out of the banking system - I'd recommend bullionvault.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:51 | 5405212 stant
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Go over to Martin armstrongs site and read what on the cover of news week! I read after watching the end of the Texas race and the big fight. He'll yeah ! It's oooonnnn!!

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 01:10 | 5405835 MsCreant
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And don't cha come back no more, no more, no more no more.

Hit the Road Barrack, and don't cha come back no more...

Edit: Matches this post nicely, not a visual "art" tribute, but music. Good find for this thread.

And deadly. Wow, the gloves are off.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 02:59 | 5405969 Magnum
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The cover of newsweek on MA's site ("Hit The Road Barak") is from 2012.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:53 | 5405223 HardAssets
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Some actually believe 'elections' are real and that the next sock puppet won't move their agenda forward just like the last one.

And some believe in the Tooth Fairy also.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:04 | 5405095 iNewsroom
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Looks more like what will be Mitch McConnell's reaction.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:13 | 5405117 takeaction
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Unfortunatley we have to hope for this turd to win to capture the Senate...but just look at him...what a pussy...life long politician makes you a real push over.  Look at his wife...I guarantee she wears the pants at that house.  "Yew cook me dinah oh I kik yah in litter nut sak" (In Asian voice)  LOL.  And Mitch is saying..."It really is this big...I swear"

http://www.usnews.com/dims4/USNEWS/63eb9fd/2147483647/resize/652x%3E/qua...

 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:16 | 5405123 FieldingMellish
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I wonder if he gets tired of eating Chinese every night... ahem...

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 01:12 | 5405851 MsCreant
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I think after a couple hours he is unsatisfied again, if I have heard correctly about eating out, Chinese.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:24 | 5405147 Freddie
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The wife's father is a criminal too.  Someone here posted stories on her old man. Criminal scum.  The RINOs and Dems made sure the conservative lost in the primary against Pork Barrell Mitch.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 00:20 | 5405756 angel_of_joy
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"Looks more like what will be Mitch McConnell's reaction."

Spoken like a true party liner. Our team is the best, no matter how stupid...

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:10 | 5405106 kaiserhoff
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Obola doesn't care about any stinking elections.

He's busy bringing all of Central America up here, so they can live off Whitey forevuh!

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:12 | 5405115 TuPhat
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Do worms scream when they die?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:30 | 5405161 Uber Vandal
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All Animals Can Scream

All Hail the Dark Lord of the Twin Moons.....

http://modernborefare.com/2014/09/29/weirdest-sampsons-couch-gag-ever-al...

 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:27 | 5405493 Muppet
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Worms?  Sure, didn't you watch Tremors?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:19 | 5405133 gwar5
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I know, Red vs Blue teams, blah, blah, blah .... 

 

But at least a shift of power in congress means new committee chairmanships and leaders to be chosen and stalled Senate 'investigations' will go forward all of which will slow down the fucking machinery a little.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:24 | 5405143 Pool Shark
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Right now, a little divided government would be a good thing...

 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:57 | 5405240 HardAssets
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What slowing down of the machinery to destroy America have you observed ? That's been going full speed ahead for at least a century.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:23 | 5405141 buzzsaw99
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obola should be bleeding from the eyes by now

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:16 | 5405461 Rememberweimar
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Parasitis Obolinitis

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:27 | 5405150 John Wilmot
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Reps will take the Senate

52-54 seats

And yes, it does matter.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:31 | 5405162 buzzsaw99
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And yes, it does matter.

i don't see how.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:34 | 5405173 thebigunit
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Well, there ARE people to whom NOTHING matters.

You're one of them.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 01:13 | 5405853 MsCreant
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It was an honest question.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:24 | 5405474 John Wilmot
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Allow me to enlighten you.

--financial deregulation (Dodd-Frank)

--energy deregulation (carbon bullshit, Keystone, natural gas exports)

--a budget that slows the growth of federal spending

--tax reform to encourage repatriation of US corporate profits held overseas

--drug sentencing reform (shorter terms)

It's not exactly the second coming of Thomas Jefferson, but it's a small step in the right direction.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 23:05 | 5405618 DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 1

But, veto-bait for Obola...

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 23:21 | 5405650 John Wilmot
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That'll work too

It would dispel the idea that Republicans are the "party of obstruction" and let them showcase their platform building up to 2016.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 00:36 | 5405752 MontgomeryScott
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YES! It's the 2016 PLATFORM RACE! On THIS side, the hag of the century, Billary! Yes, BILLARY, the white nigger neonazi, VERSUS:

(Wait for it...)

In THIS CORNER, the youngest 'brother'; the former Governor of one of the most-populated places where retired Yiddish go to die, it's... it's...

JEB BUSH! (The crowd goes absolutely fucking WILD)

 

(This message brought to you by your friends at the John Wilmot Rebublican National Committee, and Faux News. Without a grant from your friends at J. Paul Getty, this message would not be possible. 'Merkuh. Fuk yah.)

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 00:38 | 5405796 John Wilmot
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I was thinking Rand Paul

If the GOP nominates Jeb, I'll probably be voting third party (again).

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 01:31 | 5405882 pachanguero
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I will ONLY vote for him.  I want his Dad!

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:35 | 5405170 LetThemEatRand
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Put your money where your mouth is.  The Red Team wins the Senate.  What happens next that matters?  Give me examples.   Make a public statement here on ZH that we can fact check later.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:38 | 5405180 thebigunit
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Ruth Bader Ginzburg dies of Bush Derangement Syndrome.

Fewer flaming Marxists get confirmed to the courts.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:46 | 5405198 LetThemEatRand
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So what has the Conservative Court done for you?  Roberts was the deciding vote on Obamacare.  The Republican appointed Justices decided Citizens United.   Give me an example of an important appellate case that you believe will be decided in favor of the American People by an even more conservative Supreme Court.  And by the way, Republican appointees are currently 5-4 on the Court, so you already have a Republican appointed majority.  Will 6-3 change the world?  How?

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 01:20 | 5405869 LetThemEatRand
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"Give me an example of an important appellate case that you believe will be decided in favor of the American People by an even more conservative Supreme Court."

Had to check back and...  Crickets.  But it does sound good to say that an even more conservative Supreme Court will fix things, and Rush said it.  So you've got that going for you.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:38 | 5405187 DoChenRollingBearing
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And THAT, LTER, is the big question.  + 1

I have many doubts that thr R-Team will do anything.  But, IMO, it's worth a try.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:50 | 5405213 LetThemEatRand
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I will still share my oranges with you at Camp FEMA, but I think you're sorely mistaken that it's worth anything to vote in this sham of an election.  The idea that one of the Teams will even slightly "fix" things is precisely the illusion that keeps the People on their treadmills, unwilling to make real change.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:47 | 5405386 XqWretch
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I think there are good people in both parties (Ron Paul) but the Wall Street/MIC owned media will NEVER let them win. They will be slandered into insignificance or simply ignored.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:28 | 5405485 John Wilmot
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If that were true...

Ron Paul would have lost his House seat and Rand would never have been elected to the Senate.

The establishment is formidable but not omnipotent.

Don't give in so easily.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:45 | 5405561 LetThemEatRand
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Ron's son is a corporatist.  You're the one who has given in.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 23:23 | 5405652 John Wilmot
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You're living proof...

...that Rand's strategy is working.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 01:11 | 5405849 LetThemEatRand
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"--a budget that slows the growth of federal spending"

Your words.  Not a budget that reduces federal spending, but one that slows its growth.  Great victory.  And by the way, one that neither Reagan nor Bush nor W achieved.  But that's your idea of victory, so we should vote R.   Hahahahahaha.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 15:55 | 5407792 John Wilmot
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You're like a child.

"I wanna icecream! ...we don't have any icecream Johnny... But I wanna icecream!!!"

Rational people recognize that they have to make their choices between the options that EXIST.

The option of cutting spending does not exist, yet.

The existing options are (a) faster growth in spending, (b) slower growth in spending.

Pounding your fists on the table and soiling your diaper in protest won't change that.

 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:41 | 5405196 takeaction
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You got me....I think it will just be one great big 2 years of nothing.  I was reading today what will happen...and all I can find in regards to fact is that they will be able to slip small things in with other legislation...that is about it. They will slip stuff in the defense spending bill as well as the overall budget......I can dream about more, but with fuck face in the oval office.  That is probably about it.   Obama has the veto pen.  I hope they have the fucking balls to dig further into the IRS, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, and all of the other corrupt shit that we get distracted from.  Also...in my opinion the worst 2 people in this shit show are Pelosi and Reid.  I just sit here and look to the sky asking How?  How do these people get elected?  Really?  Find me some people that will stand and argue on how Reid and Pelosi have done such a good job.  If you EVER see these people on the street...Do this to them.  This is Lois Lerner from the IRS caught outside....and she tries to get in a neighbors house...HAHAHAHAHA  Bitch.   Note:She gets a pension from the IRS for the rest of her life.....make it miserable.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u88vMSbX_xA

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:48 | 5405207 LetThemEatRand
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Reid and Pelosi are as worthless as it gets.  Next to the rest of them.  Let's go one step further.  The Red Team wins the Senate on Tuesday and the Red Team wins the Whitehouse in 2 years with a majority in the House and Senate.  What do you expect will change?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:51 | 5405217 takeaction
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Well....I can dream can't I?  Rand in office would be my choice......  I have no real answer for you.  Our manufacturing jobs are gone forever.....The Fed has to continue QE....everything is rigged.  I just don't know.  All I can hope for is to do MY best and these fucks don't get us into World War 3.  50% of America earning less than $28K...I can go on and on.  We need a huge reset...but I don't know if I want that...would it be quick, or would it be Mad Max forever.  I HATE LIVING IN THIS FUCKING UNCERTAINTY all the TIME.  Always on edge...

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:59 | 5405245 LetThemEatRand
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I would literally take Ayn Rand as President over any of the choices presented to us.  If Rand were President, we would be able to have an honest debate about the merits of her policies, and we wouldn't have this endless game of pretending that there is a difference between the two Teams.    And the fact is that I agree with her on smaller government, and she was not a bullshitter.  I would vote for her versus any candidate now on the national scene for President if those were my choices.  That's how little faith I have in our system.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:10 | 5405450 DoChenRollingBearing
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You're just saying you would like Ayn Rand as President because she wouldn't talk at all.

She's dead.  Bwa ha ha.

 

When is orange season anyway?  Will nmewn be joining us in Camp?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:48 | 5405566 LetThemEatRand
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Dead Presidents are money.

And I'll share my orange with nmewn, too.  But it's coming out of your part!

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 23:10 | 5405629 DoChenRollingBearing
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They may as well just make Building 16, Section 3 a free-for-all building...  Gonna be a lot of noise...

 

Shrieks!

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:53 | 5405221 nmewn
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Are you becoming an anarchist Rand or just playing devils advocate? After all the roads "the government built" and firemen teleported into your way on the interstate? ;-)

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:02 | 5405258 LetThemEatRand
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Not at all.  But I believe the political system is a farce because it is owned and controlled by large corporations.  Maybe the public will wake up to that one day, or maybe we'll just move into full-blown neo Feudalism.   I think the latter is far more likely, and I don't see anything stopping it.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:05 | 5405266 boodles
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I think you must throw the net a bit wider, Rand.  The govt is in cahoots with ... big business, insurance cos, nonprofits like United Way, all education high or low, housing, banking ...

We MUST get rid of this oppressive Leviathan. 

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:43 | 5405374 Future Jim
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unions, universities, the media, Israel ...

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:08 | 5405274 nmewn
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Well, I guess here we can finally agree.

Its not the proper role of government to dole out the publics largess (confiscated from the public at the point of a sword or threatened time in the dungeon I might add) just to give it to members of the royal court.

No matter if they call it "green" or black energy, I could go on but surely you get my point, I hope.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 01:25 | 5405876 MsCreant
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Give me my fun. Take a gander at this. Upthread.

 LetThemEatRand 5405245 He said he would take Rand as president over anyone running now.  Strange days on ZH.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 06:54 | 5406095 nmewn
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lol...I'm gonna say caught up in the moment ;-)

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:03 | 5405259 boodles
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Well, here's some change I can hope for, but don't believe in ...

I just erased the list. 

They can't do much but they can STOP Barry's Supreme Court nominees, put the spotlight on all of his political appointees, prosecute Holder, the gal at the IRS, etc.

They could also hand Barry laws that he'd veto.  Why not cut the IRS budget by 75% and make little Barry squirm.

They could pass an iron clad term limit law.  I doubt he'd veto that.

They could refuse to fund all sorts of things, including obamacare.  Just defund it.

They could put their slimy heads together and plan on ways of slicing the govt to the bone, where it should be, by outsourcing the entire domestic agenda to the states, such as educ, welfare, etc.  Just get rid of those departments, forever.   Do what Reagan didn't do.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:09 | 5405275 LetThemEatRand
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All good ideas.  Are you suggesting that they actually will do any of these things?  If so, how much do you want to bet?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:22 | 5405469 Village-idiot
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Is this your "Wish-List" for Santa?

You do know that Santa is just a fairy tale character, don't you?

You may have better luck with the Tooth Fairy.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:34 | 5405523 scrappy
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You are correct, more crap and failures ( really successes  v.01 ) for the next 2 years.

The people are not ready, yet.

But I sense a change in the force in 2 yrs. and going on from there.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:30 | 5405159 Spungo
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The week after the election should be interesting. *crash*

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:34 | 5405177 LetThemEatRand
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I've heard that for going on 6 years.  I was guilty of it at one point so I'm not casting aspersions.  I'm sure I said words to the effect of, "They are just propping things up for the election, and then...."  Then is now.  Nothing has changed.  So why is it different this time?  

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:43 | 5405203 BigJim
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If the repugs were promising to audit the Fed, it might be different this time - the Fed would engineer a crash so fast the repugs would go crawling to Yellen to 'save us!'

As it is, I think 'Belgium' will keep buying whatever needs to be propped up; this month the yen, that month UK long dated gilts, etc, etc.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:28 | 5405336 Oldwood
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Anyone who would attempt to fix anything, won't, because they know it would crash the world economy....its just that bad.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:17 | 5405464 Village-idiot
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No matter what anyone does or doesn't do, the world's economy is going to crash anyway.

It's just that no one wants it to happen on their shift.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:32 | 5405165 Pumpkin
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As if it matters.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:35 | 5405175 migoy
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polls don't count. wait till the fraud happens.  dems will "surprisingly" hold

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:14 | 5405458 Village-idiot
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George Soros will be counting the votes again.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:39 | 5405189 Choomwagon Roof Hits
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Barry doesn't care, he's got two years of golf and living on the taxpayer's dime to look forward to.  Nobody in the B/R spectrum has the balls to impeach him and the next POTUS/TOTUS will certainly be as shitty if not shitlery than he is.  The Inner Party life is sweet...

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:45 | 5405204 Perimetr
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That pathological liar convinced everyone he was going to "change" things.  What a sack of sh*t.  Talk about a total betrayal of trust, I can't think of a worse case.  He cured me of trusting any politician or political party.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:57 | 5405222 himaroid
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Maybe I get to party and prepare a while longer.

People you gotta BELIEVE that it will matter.

 

 

I wish  Jesse Helms was still around.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 20:56 | 5405238 atthelake
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However this turns out, we lose.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 21:01 | 5405256 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Zero's.

It's toon time bitchez!

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:01 | 5405426 nmewn
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I've been saving up a quote for you Banga Din...

"Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs."

...sucks for you I'm sure but who said it? ;-)

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:27 | 5405484 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Rabbi.

How many bris this weekend?

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:33 | 5405499 John Wilmot
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+1 for civilizing the fuzzy wuzzies

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:41 | 5405547 nmewn
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lol...I love fuckin with the trolls like Banga Din.

Thanks for noticing ;-)

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:49 | 5405574 BouncyTheWonderbunni
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settee ? how anti diverse you are. You must be tried and convicted !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 04:30 | 5406010 effendi
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Sir Charles Napier

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 06:56 | 5406097 nmewn
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Correct, seems he was a man way ahead of his time.

Or could simply see the difference between right & wrong ;-)

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:31 | 5405498 honestann
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democrat == republican == statist == predator

Vote them all out, and don't replace.  No can do?  Oh.

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:34 | 5405521 luckylogger
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I look forward to the sunday funnies every week.

Hopefully this was a glitch as the sunday funnies was a bunch of long-winded stuff that may or may not be true but is beyond the amount of time I can devote to sunday funnies..............

The sunday funnies are one of my favoriets...........!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 11/02/2014 - 22:38 | 5405531 pupdog1
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Edvard E. Neuman.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 00:06 | 5405732 robnume
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That's pretty funny; I have a huge copy of Munch's painting, "The Scream," picked up on my last European trip, right in front of me as I'm writing this! What a scream!

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 01:39 | 5405894 Joe A
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I don't think he really cares

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 02:04 | 5405918 are we there yet
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Modern politics:

Rob from the rich (thats everybody)

Give to the needy (thats everybody) to buy votes

Let the little people (i.e banks, industry, financials) fund your campaign.

Repeat, with increasing skill at lying.

Do not worry, no matter how much you steal you will never go to prison.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 02:54 | 5405966 DeusHedge
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If Obama wasn't so credit worthy through the real lending institutions of the US government, he'd be like the rest of the smut lovers in congress and on Zero Hedge olo...

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 07:57 | 5406140 Last of the Mid...
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he's screaming because 300 million americans don't realize he's right and they're wrong thus the campaign to open the borders and replace the voters. If you like your country you can't keep your country. Get out so we can let more lifetime voting dems in.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 09:36 | 5406309 nostromo17
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As of late I've seen a bit of Munch Art emerging in unlikely places among the masses...seems like a spontaneous expression what Jung would call the collective unconscious is underway--stay tuned.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 09:48 | 5406346 Buster Cherry
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The expression is incomplete without blood and grey matter.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 09:59 | 5406377 basho
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there are no choices.

all is sme s*it differant wrapper

you folks are f*cked rave on.

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 10:10 | 5406419 d edwards
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The racist, marxist 0bola should resign.

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