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Obama's America (In 1 Google Search Suggestion)
Presented with nothing but respect ahead of the US Midterm elections...
h/t @noalpha_allbeta
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And then there's this Bonus idiocy..
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wait you mean he isn't a cactus?
Looks like the "down low brother" rumors have fallen off the map.
Gotta search 'Bathouse Barry' to find the good stuff. That's how Reggie found him...
Obama's real father Frank Marshall Davis
https://www.google.com/search?q=obamas+real+father+frank+marshall+davis&...
soon it wil just be "free Obama"
Oops, I guess Team Depends beat me to it. How about "Obama is just another pawn"
Waiting for Obama is... "in custody".
Obama is a manchurian;
Send regime parasite Obolinite to fucking Liberia already...
Google is racist
Obama's number one in:
Gay Pride
Ebola
EBT
57 States
Piers Morgan (even he, alas) turns upon his favorite politician.
Gullible idiot, he admits
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2819111/Piers-Morgan-Ten-reasons...
What I love about Morgan.
With a propuh Cambridge accent his first name becomes:
Piiiiisssss.
google censors the racist and sex reponses, you can only imagine if they didn't.
Tribe installed parasitic chosenite regime puppet...
Same as it ever was...
END THE FEDERAL RESERVE
WE THE PEOPLE can print our own debt-free currency
Thomas Edison put it this way: “If our nation can issue a dollar bond, it can issue a dollar bill. The element that makes the bond good makes the bill good"
And Henry Ford stated: " It is absurd to say that our country can issue $30,000,000,000 in bonds and not $30,000,000,000 in currency. Both are promises to pay; but one promise fattens the jew, and the other helps the people.”
Remember Weimar
Thanks for the quotes. Henry had most of it right, but he misfired. There are Jews who had nothing to do with this. Honestly. Its wrong to smear all of them with Bankster crime.
Obama dog
Obama do nothing president
Obama do something
Obama do nothing
Obama do you see what we see
Haha. Nope. Just your run of the mill oppressive prick. Both however do cause acute pain.
Here are some more...
Obama will...
Obama will declare martial law
Obama wll destroy ISIS
Obama will act on immigration
When will Obama be out of office
Obama hates...
Obama hates black(s)
Obama hates Israel 2014
Obama hatesthe usa
Obama hates the constitution
Obama destro...
Obama destroying america
Obama destroyed on Fox news
Obama destroying america on purpose
Obama destroying middle class
This game is fun!
And hear I thought I had called Obozo every name in the book....how could I have forgotten "cactus"?
Not cactus... but "cat-ass"...
And more precisely as Reggie calls it. "My pussy-ass!"
Obviously you've missed OPOTUS and Opossum.
I get the joke. And all this is very clever.
But c'mon. Somewhere, somehow this has to stop.
I get all you "folks" making ever more clever remarks. But there is an ignorance attached to all of that. Sooner or later the deluge will hit you as well. Then let us see how clever and sarcastic you are. Always easy to remark when the pain does not touch you.
Let me know how much superiority and hubris and sarcasm you got when you TOO are living under a bridge? So yes Google says Obama is a cactus? So WTF are you when you run with this as some kind of intellectual obervation.
You, and Google and all 50 upvotes are one step away from complete and utter poverty. Let that put a grin on your condescending visage. "Cause it is coming and faster than you can type. OR faster than you can cover your "oh so clever margin calls".
Dude,
The schedule definitely says
two minutes hate...Monday, November 3
Whackowarner... Dude... Are you on your period again?..
@ W.W.:
Let us know when you start pushing Bitecoin, would you?
What makes YOU so easy to judge what others think? Hubris and arrogance, perhaps?
I think you're a DICKWEED. No, I don't think so. I KNOW you are.
OBOLA CANNIGULA the FIRST (and last) doesn't live under a bridge (but he should be hung from one).
I feel your pain.
Really,
I do
" I... did NOT, have SEX, with that WOMAN." (In Obama's case, that is actually believable)
No, he's not prickly. He's just a prick.
Of course he isn't! Now I got it!
Half possum, half cactus... POTUS!!!
I was always wondering and looking for a hidden meaning behind this acronym. Now it is all crystal clear.
dow jones 20000,
I remember an old Dr Who episode where an evil alien had the natural form of a cactus, but could change to appear human. Maybe somebody is on the right track.
A cactus would have been better, seriously. We wouldn't have Obamadoesntcare, Draconian tax hikes, massive police state, potential war with Syra, worse race relations, business crushing regulations, etc. A CACTUS WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER, objectively
If there is any justice, the terminal obamanauts will be saying "free Obama" real soon.
Could we add another 100 senators and 435 congress critters to that list. We need a reset.
BaMitt Bushein Obamney.
Yup and two faced like they all are
Obama Google search:
Is Obama's anal hole getting larger or is Reggie suffering from Erectile dysfunction?
Nice. Picasso is rolling in his grave...with envy.
Yeah, this makes Picasso and Van Gogh look mainstream. If there is a God, I hope he/she loves William!
Not one single chance on that. Picasso? Banzai?
Give it a rest.
They are 2 different art genres in a sense.
No comparison in terms of comment. But in terms of developed talent?
C;mon. Mr. Banzai, like any artist, is growing.
Quit the fucking flattery. And I am a fan,
However this serves no purpose when you "folks" comment with no knowledge on subjects you have no understanding of......kinda like the economic threads.
Cheers Banzai but...comparisons are meaningless. Develop yourself. And listen to no one. Everyone just wants to jump onto your viewpoint as too lazy to critical think....for themselves. Cheap shot actually to equate your art.
Influence? yeah.
Some asshole downvoted both of us. Maybe they are art critics, no?
You got two down arrows banzai and that can only mean one thing!
Obama and Muechelle are watching!
Oh, SHIT.
The official White Hut code names are 'Whacko' and 'Warner'.
The cover's blown...
Very nice! Now I am very curious and trying to imagine how does a half-possum, half-cactus (a.k.a. potus) look like.
That's a freaky illustration, William.
George Herbert Walker Soetoro, perhaps?
For all his bombings, dronings, destruction of liberties, and his lies, Obama is being rewarded with a seething anger and almost revulsion by many even though he remains hugely popular in about 40% of the population.
As for whether Obama could have stopped ISIS, it seems that few of our well-informed citizens know that ISIS was founded and funded by Obama:
ISIS: The jihadist movement stamped “Made in America”The fact remains, however, that the US, the major European powers, and their regional allies all previously lent financial, military and political support to ISIS and similar groups, which have “Made in the USA” stamped all over them. They have, until now, played a significant part in Washington’s efforts to overthrow the regime of President Bashar al-Assad in Syria, as part of a broader effort to gain control of the region’s vast energy resources and transit routes.
http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2014/07/30/isis-j30.html
Oh great and I get banner ads for Capital One from his racist pal Samul L Jackson.
All liberals, Democrats, progressives, blacks, govt workers, union boys and Jews still love Obama.
Obama was....
........born in Africa
........warned about ISIS
........wrong about Russia
Obama used to .....
......smoke pot
......be a Muslim
Obama married.....
......to a guy
I'm still trying to decide if the wookie is a trannie or just a cross dresser
it's a she-male
Show me its pelvis x-ray & i can tell u with near 100% certainity if it's a dude or gal.
Wookie is . . . a babe with balls!
". . . a babe with balls!"
I gotta diagree. She's no 'babe'.
A 'chick with a dick', maybe...
It's a dude. They already found his birth certificate. Born Michael. Frekin' numb nuts already referred to him/her as Michael. Three times in public. Pull the videos. There's no accidentally calling your loved one by the wrong name. I did that to my now wife when I was juggling two dates. Did that exactly once.
So who carried the two goyls for 'it'?
Ain't called fudge packer in chief fo nuttin'
sometimes a Wookie is just a Wookie !!!
Obama belongs...
Back in Indonesia
Behind the wood pile
In Leavenworth prison, on the choom gang
Wiff his true love, Reggie
a 'workers paradise'
OBAMA HAS no strategy
OBAMA HAS horns
OBAMA HAS no plan
OBAMA HAS cut the deficiit
Gee, folks this is fun.
Funny how I can google OBAMA HAS and get three downvotes. Doesn't your search return the same thing, or are you pissed that google comes up with the deficit thing? Oh, I know, it's the misspelling of deficit that has gotten all the English nazis all pissed off...
English Nazi's? Now there's an oxymoron...
Searching for "obama is a cactus" yields some interesting results.
Like duh. Everybody knows Obama doesn't want to kill christians, he needs their dhimmi.
Ohaha
Obama is a Post Turtle....
Speakin' of such, anybody seen Post Turtle Saver lately?
Obama is a POS
To be inslusive please try the following searches...
obama be heading to the golf course
obama be the change
obama be the change quote
obama be upfront on iraq
For even more fun try:
obama be like ...
and my favorite
obama done ...
You might also enjoy 'Obama bin'
To be fair, the satirists at Christwire published a story titled "Obama is Infecting Christians with Ebola".
http://christwire.org/2014/08/obama-is-infecting-christians-with-ebola-t...
obama is irrelevant and passe.
by this time tomorrow, barry will have figured out that Americans hate his fucking guts
this will make barry angry - like any other dictator
both houses will work against barry and he will in turn run the country by executive order
expect a constitutional (whatever is now left of it) crisis, possible impeachment and if we're lucky an assassination
most racist president? least respected president? most divisive president? least transparent president? most disliked president? least intelligent president? most narcissistic president?
Most felonious President.
what difference will it make?
is that you Hillary?
Forget Obama.
Look to campaign donations made by people and companies in your state/county.
These are the real traitors.
Obama got where he is for blowing old Jews in Chicagoland. That is all that has to be said on that.
Frankly I just feel sorry for him and every broken-spirit water carrier in the hijacked democratic party.
Right now. As in RIGHT NOW! He is locked alone in his game room watching gay porn and live drone attacks and popping ketamine.
The less we evoke its name the better.
Two moar years of this and then eight years of Herr Hillary and then Cthulhu rises from the waves.
If anything on the horizon is even vaguely making you feel better, then please post it.
Sometimes to cheer me up from the political stuff, I watch either 'Hoarders' or 'Intervention'. Because they are WAY more optimistic than reality at this point.
Graphically, reality is akin to the alien in Alien.
Obama, keep up the 90's conspiracy that robots will not replace human jobs.
Negativland-Christianity Is Stupidhttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FDfrrgqy_Eo
How do you plan on explaining a controversial segment?
if google would not .... "clean up" foul language....
the most popular search would be....
"obola is an arsehole"
fuck the muslim
He's a Zionist.
Is Uncle O'bammy be'un rytchus wid hiz blak American bros? Let's see: http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2013/09/06/incarceration-gap-betwee...
I'm just glad he closed Guantanamo Prison like he promised within his first year. Is it Januaray 2010 yet?
I'm also glad he fully outlawed "coercive interorgation" ala water board torture like he promised during the campaign. You know, he said it's "Not what we're about as Americans" and all...
I'm even more glad there is no more Iraq war, you know, the one he condemned Bush for starting.
I'm glad he don't have a Presidential Kill List with Americans' names he desires to kill without trial and for secret unknown and unknowable reason. That's fair, isn't it? I mean, you Dems would be cool with Pres. Sarah Palin having a Secret Kill List, right?
Obama will be the first illegal Kenyan Marxist President hung from a tree. Spurting Hope and Chains, while destroying a great republic nation. The event will echo to Brussels. Then, old terrorism cells will be sought out within the Euporean Union.
Terrorists are people who stand to lose money.
Repeat that statement 20 times. I mean, repeat statement indefinitely..it catches up to the lying dick weeds. The ones hoping to seize your money to shut you the fuck up.
Appear at their house, terrorist attack. Once bullets rail, the authority is gone. Some folks are going to learn the hard way. Constitutional law comes first, promised FOMC pension funds don't exist. FDIC is the other joke.
Bang, bang, bang. Problem solved. Coming to a theater near you..
I typed in "obama SUCKS
Google won't tell me what.
The worst part will be listening to all the mofo's lie about how they NEVER liked the asshole.
President Goebbels is nothing but an empty suit; take away a teleprompter and this guy couldn't count to 10 without taking his shoes off. If he were white and Repub, he'd been impeached by now.
www.traderzoo.mobi
Obama's been more feckless than anything else. The obsession over Syria really was the worst part. Because it's so odd, and non of our business. But they fail to get us into Syria, then arm the Rebels, create ISIS and then declare war on Isis and get US INTO SYRIA.
One way or another, they were GETTING INTO SYRIA!!
Obamadontcare.
Obama could eat babies, torture christians and sell children yet most young voters would still support him.
He can walk on water, right? And he's BLACK...so he must be progressive, modern and hip, right?
He could in fact win prizes and honors for all those things.......oh wait, he already did.
Google: the first US Presidential negro administration to seek foreign exile statis.
We are just running with the obvious comedy punches.
Once on the run, will Michelle be able to keep up with her school lunch diet program?
Gotta try some reggie love searches......but sure it's all been 'cleansed'
or
Michael LaVaughn Robinson
See above
How many times do I have to tell you!!!!
If you like your Constitution, you can keep your Constitution.
Oh. And BTW. If you formally eliminate Habeas Corpus, I won't abuse it. Honestly. It will be there just in case. You know - for terrists. Reall. Trust me. I wouldn't throw you in jail for no good reason and let you rot.
Obammy: "...If you like your two term limited POTUS, you can KEEP your two term limited POTUS..."
Is it possible that common core math skills can prevent the Obama clan monkeys from being able to return to the White House plantation?
Obama's Island Pilot (2014)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qx7A4sxJi7c
Don't forget about keeping your tires inflated!
Chevy Volt gots dawa back bro.
Google.com search:
Obama is a banker shoe shine boy
Oh shit, you should read all the Facebook and Twitter likes on how Obama can shine a even worn-out pair of Chicago cement shoes.
Obama is...
Tongue-punching Reggie's fartbox.
An old ZH favorite.
We should all enter it in Google and move it to the top.
Give those young DNC interns a chuckle.
Where does this motherfucker think he is going to retire to in 2 years?
obama abducted by aliens
Après moi, le déluge"
Obama wears...
Good for a laugh or two.
Obama is Golfing
DuckDuckGo is not cleansed and has some very funny Obama... suggestions that are not on Google
Come on, really? Yes, he is the personification of extreme incompetence. Yes, he is a fucking liar of the first order. Yes, he is, has been, and always will be a divisive Marxist asshole....BUT WHO AND WHAT MADE HIM SO..................?
THE FUC KING AGENDA DRIVEN LIBERAL NEAR MARXIST MEDIA....... THEY DESERVE AN AWARD FOR MANIPULATION OF REALITY AND CASTRATION OF YOUR FREEDOMS.
What, no 'Free Obamacare butt-plug"? Or 'free Obama golf ball anal beads'?