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And The Market Breaks (Again)!

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Prepare yourself for a zero liquidity event...

  • *BATS OPTIONS DECLARES SELF-HELP AGAINST CBOE

 

 

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Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:28 | 5410477 SpanishGoop
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Bats carry ebola and rabies.

Kill them all.

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:35 | 5410519 SAT 800
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They have Bats in their Belfrey?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:36 | 5410524 frankTHE COIN
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Bats spelled backwards is Stab. So don't let your back be exposed to one.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 12:08 | 5410689 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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Honestly, BATS goes down like a mid 60's Judy Garland after the Demarol truck arrives...

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:41 | 5410540 1000yrdstare
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Concannon's fault

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:48 | 5410588 sodbuster
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"an internal network issue"    We are currently unable to front-run and fuck everyone over.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:27 | 5410479 Tsar Pointless
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Efficient markets.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:57 | 5411984 DavidC
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aka a fucking farce.

I'm not generally prone to swearing but I'm gradually moving more towards it with these 'markets'.

DavidC

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:29 | 5410486 Osmium
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BATS, Making Markets Better.

 

LOL, LOL, LOL

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:29 | 5410493 unrulian
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BATS shit crazy

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:33 | 5410503 Dr. Engali
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Better get a new CEO.... oh wait.... Time to go public...... oh wait......

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:35 | 5410511 TruthInSunshine
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Full, fair, complete, efficient, transparent "markets."

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:36 | 5410527 SAT 800
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Bats is investigating Bats. I think I'm going Bats just listening to this bullshit. thank god I don't actually know anything about this modern stock market; I'd be even crazier than I am if I did.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:44 | 5410565 unrulian
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what's new..

cops investigate cops

politians investigate politians

lawyers investigate lawyers

doctors investigate doctors

military investigates military

and so on..

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 13:20 | 5410976 22winmag
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NEWSFLASH: The government investigates itself and finds nothing wrong.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:39 | 5410535 SAT 800
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Oh, on a lighter not e; marketwatch says it's a good time to buy those low priced Oil Stocks; so let's get going you guys.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:41 | 5410545 stant
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Buy uhaul

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:43 | 5410556 Keltner Channel Surf
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"Self-help", huh?  Just what we need -- the exchanges are malfunctioning, and these self-absorbed clowns in charge want to sit around reading Dale Carnegie.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:52 | 5410610 czarangelus
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I won't know what to believe until I hear what the futures-trading five year olds from yesterday think of this. :-/

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 11:53 | 5410624 alangreedspank
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BATShit insane.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 13:14 | 5410952 hoist the bs flag
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7yAe2MBIpE

here...let the count sing it for you...

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