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And The Market Breaks (Again)!
Prepare yourself for a zero liquidity event...
- *BATS OPTIONS DECLARES SELF-HELP AGAINST CBOE

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Bats carry ebola and rabies.
Kill them all.
They have Bats in their Belfrey?
Bats spelled backwards is Stab. So don't let your back be exposed to one.
Honestly, BATS goes down like a mid 60's Judy Garland after the Demarol truck arrives...
Concannon's fault
"an internal network issue" We are currently unable to front-run and fuck everyone over.
Efficient markets.
aka a fucking farce.
I'm not generally prone to swearing but I'm gradually moving more towards it with these 'markets'.
DavidC
BATS, Making Markets Better.
LOL, LOL, LOL
BATS shit crazy
Better get a new CEO.... oh wait.... Time to go public...... oh wait......
Full, fair, complete, efficient, transparent "markets."
Bats is investigating Bats. I think I'm going Bats just listening to this bullshit. thank god I don't actually know anything about this modern stock market; I'd be even crazier than I am if I did.
what's new..
cops investigate cops
politians investigate politians
lawyers investigate lawyers
doctors investigate doctors
military investigates military
and so on..
NEWSFLASH: The government investigates itself and finds nothing wrong.
Oh, on a lighter not e; marketwatch says it's a good time to buy those low priced Oil Stocks; so let's get going you guys.
Buy uhaul
"Self-help", huh? Just what we need -- the exchanges are malfunctioning, and these self-absorbed clowns in charge want to sit around reading Dale Carnegie.
I won't know what to believe until I hear what the futures-trading five year olds from yesterday think of this. :-/
BATShit insane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7yAe2MBIpE
here...let the count sing it for you...