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Let Them Eat Fried Chicken (If They Vote Democrat)
First Lady Michelle Obama - tireless advocate for healthy eating and exercise - appears to have reached her ethical limit when it comes to 'getting out the vote'. It is no longer enough to offer free phones if the good people of America vote for Obama's Democrat party, now the self-confessed food-Nazi is suggesting fried chicken if people vote Democrat today:
Obama gave her fried chicken blessing during an interview Monday with Roland Martin on News One for Black America (Transcription by Kristinn Taylor)
Martin: So can we, if we go out to the polls, can we say, we have ‘souls to the polls’ on Sunday, can we do ‘soul food after we vote’?
Obama: Absolutely, I give everyone full permission to eat some fried chicken after they vote only after - if you haven’t voted…(laughter.)
Martin: Just checking!
Obama: You make a good point because I am, I do talk about health. But I think that a good victory for Democrats on Tuesday, you know, should be rewarded with some fried chicken.
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So if you like your fried chicken, you can keep it, as long as you vote Democrat
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...and don't forget to pick up your BamaPhone on your way out.
Seems risk appetite is gone https://www.google.com/finance?chdnp=1&chdd=1&chds=1&chdv=1&chvs=Logarithmic&chdeh=0&chfdeh=0&chdet=1415134800000&chddm=1546&chls=IntervalBasedLine&cmpto=NASDAQ:ZIV&cmptdms=0&q=NYSEARCA:SPY&ntsp=1&ei=lAtZVOrNPIOgrAGSi4HYDg
Gov Cuomo- "lazy" is "racist" code language:
http://tinyurl.com/kpfhazh
"There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless!"
Full Metal Jacket. Classic...
"Why isn't someone smashing Private Pyle's guts out?"...
Will Obama throw in some watermelon?
how classy, a race baiting article. Lets make fun of some dark folks!
Race baiting? With a name like "BKbroiler" you should be ashamed of yourself!
"Cullards" is the socially acceptable term....Some of my best friends are cullard kids...
And this via Drudge..
Michelle O: Our Community Should Always Vote Dem No Matter Who's on Ballot...
the candidate on the ballot and what they say or do should not matter to African-Americans because voting for a straight Democratic ticket best serves their communities
Why isn't it raycissss when Obama refers to largely white crowds as "folks?"
He might as well say "cracker ass crackers."
Because saying "we killed some folks" sounds better than saying 'we killed some cracker ass crackers'. It makes everybody more comfortable and helps take the edge off.
Thought this article was going to be some clickbait POS, but can't blame the Tylers for reporting it. The wookie said it, she meant it, that must be what she really thinks.
It's incredibly telling that when stuff starts sliding away from them, they still think they can fall back on the same old racial playbook from 40+ years ago. They DEPEND on it still working. In their minds, nothing has changed since LBJ. More to the point, they NEED it not to change. (And I can guarantee you they'll do everything in their power to make sure it never does.)
As a staunch liberal, I believe this is a great opportunity to nationalize KFC.
Eat some fried chicken and sing some of them happy negro songs.
Camp town ladies sing that song..............
Moochelle's comments remind me of this 20 second clip...
http://youtu.be/FftZt-Dw_hQ
Marie Wookinette, let them eat fried chicken.
Fuck that he-bitch.
Rumor has it Barry and MooShell may get divorced. I'm not a big fan of Barry, but he can do much better then Chewbacca's identical twin I'm sure.
Oh man...I can hardly wait...
That opens the door for Barry and Reggie to have the first Gay Marriage...in the White House.
We can stand proud to the World that our descent into a amoral, hedonistic degenerate Nation State will be completed.
We will truly be in...THE GUTTER.
With all the torture, lies, warmongering, fraud, treason, domestic survellence, etc. - two boys kissing is the real emergency?
Holy shit I want off this planet.
Welcome to the club.
If the Dems win it's fried chicken, if the Repubs win it;s cowboys steaks....what a Country you can beleive in. Change is coming, not.
Yo! Dat shiz rhesus! Dat shiz wack rhesus!
I gotta admit, fried chicken [if made properly] taste mighty fine. However, the obvious message from MaShell is to con blacks into believing Barry gives a crap about them.
"how classy, a race baiting article. Lets make fun of some dark folks!"
I believe that the article was poking fun at the Kenyan's wife.....maybe implicitly the slack-jaws that elected its husband. I think you brought 'the darkies' into it.
Not that you're race baiting or anything.
A song BooBoo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVc6nFIA2tE
It could be nationalized and renamed Ken-Wookie Fried Chicken, outa respect for the first trans-American first laddy
Here's some change...apparently there's a "Pirate Party" in MN:
https://twitter.com/AdamWeinstein/status/529680691932708864/photo/1
At least one person on the ballot honest about plundering and pillaging.
Valid point, At this precipice, Its a wonder the "Cracker Barrel" and "White Castle" havnt come under a Holder investigation as 'Racist'..seems only fitting.....
No, we prefer to be called "Saltine-Americans!" :>D
Vote for B.L. Zebub, he on the ticket!
Double-minded; speaking out of both sides of her mouth.
HELL YEAH....... my favour - rite DM albums Eva...... I'd vote for that!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=832200nDjpQ
oooh a denninger fan. Ain't that how we got here buzzy.
Why "African-Americans"? What if they are from, say, Cuba? What is this bullshit? Do you call white people "German-Americans" or "Irish-Americans"? Why can't you simply say "Negro" or "Black", you brainwashed scared slave you? "Negro" or "black" are completely normal words! You idiots, you bend over on your own and take it up the back pipe.
John Negroponte, former deputy secretary of state, was accused of being racist by a black congresswoman, due to his name.
Why "African-Americans"? What is they are from, say, Cuba? What is this bullshit? Do you call white people "German-Americans" or "Irish-Americans"? Why can't you simply say "Negro" or "Black", you brainwashed scared slave you? "Negro" or "black" are completely normal words! You idiots, you bend over on your own and take it up the back pipe.
umm.. BK is short for brooklyn.
Now that the Black Racists have shown up to make money off their racist hate-speech, it's time to consider Black Racism in America today, of whom Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and Eric Holder are the biggest proponents.
There is a certain segment of the Black community that is nothing but a bunch of David Dukes wearing blackface. Anyone who doesn't believe this segment of Blacks are among America's largest and most virulent group of racists, needs only spend a few minutes reading their hate-speech.
Judging by the content of their character, Dr. King is weeping to think how they've turned his "I have a Dream" speech into such a sick nightmare.
So you want to discuss Blacks getting killed by Whites? First, when are you shutting down the Killing Fields of endless Blacks killing Blacks in DC, Chicago, NYC, Detroit, LA, Miami, Atlanta, Boston, East St. Louis . . . ? Oh, can't bring peace to your own neighborhoods?
Or how about even coming out with rallies against "Polar Bear Hunting" - the Black Racist event that you (I'm speaking to Eric Holder in particular) can't seem to admit is Black Racism at its most despicable and violent?
Or how about shutting down the 70% illegitimacy rate of Blacks? Or the fact that more Black babies are aborted than born in NYC?
Care to opine on why Black children graduate from high school and can't read or write cursive? Or tell time on an analog clock - even though they are taught by Blacks - or are we supposed to believe in your Black Racist insanity that the remaining White teachers undo the teaching of the Black teachers?
Maybe you can bounce around some thoughts about why Blacks allow gangsta rappers to be role models - with their misogyny, drug addictions, relentless violence, irresponsible sex lives, and bling-based evaluation of personal worth?
When will you admit that your Black Racism is a scam to excuse the Black community's Death Spiral at the hands of your fellow Black Racists?
How about some discourse on the way Blacks sold Blacks to Arabs - to this very day? Tell us about your rallies to shut down the present-day African slave trade.
And don't forget that after thousands of years of slavery by Blacks - as well as every other race on Earth - that it was Whites who outlawed - and enforced - the criminalization of slavery - which is still practiced by African Blacks.
And who can be a really Black, Black Racist without forgetting all about the hundreds of thousands of Whites who died to free Blacks from slavery in America. Oh that's right - it's all the White's fault that slavery existed in America - despite the fact that the first slaveholder in America was Black - over a third of slaves were owned by Blacks - and the largest slaveholder at the time of the Civil War was Black.
Darn those Inconvenient Truths!
Frankly, you are a disgusting group of nothing better than a Black Ku Klux Klan. Those of us who got our heads wacked by the cops in the Freedom Marchs didn't do that so that the White Citizens' Council could be replaced with the Black Racist Hate-Speech Club. (By the way, Al - Eric - Oprah - Jerimiah - Michelle - Barack, care to share how many marches you got beat up in to win these freedoms from apartheid?)
I expect to read about how being White I have no place commenting about anything to do with the Black community - it's a Black thing and all that Black Racist trash.
OK, so shut up about Whites. You're not White so you are as equally incapable of discussing White culture as Whites are incapable of discussing Black culture. Let's see how your total lack of integrity sits with your Black Racist standards being applied to your own Black Racist hate-speech.
I for one, will be no more intimidated by a bunch of Black Racist bullies than I was of the White racists. You are big-mouthed cowards who don't have the sense to come in out of the rain.
If Oprah is correct, and racism will only die when the racists die - I look forward to your demise very soon. Hades will have new fuel for the fire, and the Earth will be a safer, cleaner, more loving place without you.
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man that was a long post, less than 2 minutes after mine. Tell the truth, do you have that typed somewhere and you copy and paste it anytime you see an opportunity? If you were smart enough to come up with and type it that quickly you probably wouldn't believe half the shit in there.
In other words, it hit just a liiiiiittle too cose to home for your taste? You'd rather blame it all on whitey and especially 'dem republicans.
I'm just trying to figure out what kind of person keeps pre-typed racist rants on their desktop in case the opportunity arises. Are there any others? One for jews, muslims, or pygmies perhaps? These gems of rational thought should be shared immediately.
"Are there any others? One for jews, muslims, or pygmies perhaps?"
No, just brooklyn hipsters that have a lot of time on their hands.
http://diehipster.wordpress.com/
cool site. Anyone who starts a website based on hating a group of people certainly deserves our attention.
You haven't seen half of it yet here on Zero Hedge. Steel yourself.
cool site. Anyone who starts a website based on hating a group of people, WITH REASON, certainly deserves our attention.
FIFY
If you had bothered to even look at the reason that the original Tyler started ZH then you'd understand.
And as far as I am concerned there is every reason to hate an Oligarchy, and thier minions, whom pride themselves on thier FRAUD, DECEIT, DECEPTION, CORRUPTION and THEFT.
But since you are INVESTED INTO IT, and PROFIT FROM IT, then I just guess that is justification and vindication for you BKBroiler.
You had best watch Fight Club. Maybe you will understand that I am out and work to help tear this whole God Damned corrupted system down until my last dying gasp.
Eirik is correct. You have not begun to scratch the surface, Matrix Man. As Morpheus admonished Neo in the Matrix, those whom are still inside of the Matrix are the enemy.
Well...You are the enemy.
Reincarnation ... Eat away ... Just don't think to hard or you might have an idea.
racist usually vote based on skin color. Americans vote on the content of their character
Now the truth is racist. Point out one bit of racism in his post before playing the role of the race pimp.
>> less than 2 minutes
Astute observation. I'm a bit surprised he was able to copy and paste it in two minutes. He might have had help.
I will grant BKBroiler that point as it is truthful and accurate.
However he is in the Matrix.
I am here to expose Truth and to seek justice.
tldr
Astrology is for women and faggots btw.
"Or how about even coming out with rallies against "Polar Bear Hunting".... "
The irony here is that polar bears are actually black.
Oh...sorry, I thought it stood for Burger King...all this chicken talk is making me hungry!
No. It's short for Burger King and shut your lying pie-hole.
and you're named after a volcano, so your violent eruptions of stupidity are expected once in a while.
Volcanic eruptions are violent? Quick, we must pass a law to make it a volcano free zone
Cracka ass cracka!
Brooklyn has a large number of Afro-Americans and you want to broil them?
"Dark folks"? Are you racist?
The world would be a better place if we had fewer of these off- color remarks.
pods
Archie Bunker whoulda had a field day with this!
Fuzzy Zoeller just spit up his 1pm bourbon on the rocks!
First "Lady"? Bullshit
Last darkies in the whitehouse. Just bring on that cunt hillary and let's get all this first shit outta the way.
Gotta keep the white guilt gravy train on the tracks.
I prefer "dark meat" chicken. Am I considered racist? Not that I'd give a damn about external opinion. Everything that matters to me comes from within me.
It's called self-esteem, which incidentally pairs with self-responsibility. And there cannot be "freedom" without self-responsibility.
I was going to say it was a 'low blow' until I realized she actually said it.
Because a hypocritical racist first lady should never be discussed.... unless that hypocritical racist first lady happens to be of the wrong persuasion.
well, Laura Bush ran over and killed her ex boyfriend. She wasn't so daring as to suggest that kids eat their vegetables, however. That takes a racist.
Oh my bad, I didn't realize were talking about the Bushes now. It seems to me that the article is about the food nazi telling black people that they are "allowed" to have some fried chicken.
Did she tell white people they could have their mayonaise if they voted Republican?
Oh. You must be of the camp that thinks that only white people can somehow be "racist"? How very quaint. The word "racist" has lost all meaning thanks to the likes of Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. Go ahead and call me a racist. I simply don't care.
Since we are talking about the first wookie though, I find it odd that she was only proud of her country after her catamite husband was elected. Don't you?
BKbroiler - ae you sure you don't mean "make fun of dark meat"? After all this post was about fried chicken. They say dark meat is better tasting, but I wouldn't know. I'm a breast man myself. I love breasts. Yum.
Barry? Is that you? Using the word "folks" threw me for a minute.
I hate everybody equally
Sen. Mitch McConnell handing out dime bags of coke (fresh off the boat) to Repub voters?
Playing the Democratic race card again, I see.
Oh, but they're ever so fair, tolerant, inclusive, loving, kind, sensitive and caring.
Vote for the Free Fried Chicken.
Reminds me .... To which recovery center did Betty Ford go?
About as blatant a display of racism I've seen in a while.
Roland Martin? I've seen his show on Sat mornings...whats fishing got to do with politics?
Fried chicken ain't scary. The "Okay Google" feature is some scary ass shit.
It's on your computer, tablet or "smart" phone already, ready to hear the words "Okay Google," to turn your microphone fully on, and it stores your voice "fingerprint" for recognition & metadata purposes.
The scariest part is that The Sheeple LOVE this shit!
LOVE IT.
I feel as if we're accelerating down the highway to hell as a society.
http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/how-to/google-android/3535224/how-use-ok-goog...
dat right, d'donks founded d'KKK, and d'EBT...
OMG can't they see they are being milked like aphids and then laughed at?
Let the EBT spice flow.
...and some chittlins.
I thought it was thug....
"Low IQ types" is also racist.
Anything that truthfully describes minorities is racist.
got my Gipper Phone back in the 80's.
his pandering on this matter is not only allowed but applauded because he appears to be a black man. we all know what would happen if a white man offered the same incentive.
A chicken in every pot? Of course, it wasn't fried.
Watermellon stew?
Poor Fuzzy.
For an encore, the Wookie is going to give a long dissertation about the percentages of fast twitch muscle fibers broken down by race.
pods
That was funny. Haven't seen you around for a while. I thought maybe you got the Fonz treatment.
I was on a special work assignment. We needed something at work to motivate people in these tough times to get more shit done.
So, I went and stole the Arbeit Macht Frei gate.
Productivity is already up!
pods
It's so embarrassing to think of Europeans reading this. Yes, we are a nation of retards, but I don't like to advertise it.
How fitting that she should choose to play the role of Marie Antionette.
Hopefully, history repeats itself
That's raycissssst....... you tyrannical bitch. Take your mangina and get the fuck out!
"She's got a cock like a horse."
-slapshot
Can she put the wood to the everyday American as hard and fast as Preezy?
Do what he say, do what he say!!!!
Hey, where are the white women at?
The sherriff is near!
No, gone blame it dang blammit! The sheriff is a nig... *BONG*!!!
As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it's my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new............*nigger.
*replace nigger with insufferable cunt in 2016
that's rayciss... sssssss.....
he'll be funny claiming to talk "folks talk" and chicken ans shet - but, he is gonna get his bump kicked by moochell for telling balck folk to eat fried chicken.
Listen.
America, home to the eBola culture. Sick Africans getting sicker by the day.
Complete thoughts facilitate understanding.
Whaaaa......?
a cow ate his homework
Dog... kinda tastes like chicken -
This "listen" guy is a Hindi, brah.
They don't eat dog, it's too goddamn filthy in India to grow them. Most of them are vegetarians, anyway. They only eat eggplant and rice, and then plug the fucking toliets here at work because they shit a bale of hay.
And piss all over the fucking toliet seats, too.
Listen.
Pro bob ably your are confusing America with your squalid country of origin, where miserable little brown men roast their dead relatives and then float them down the holy open sewer river, past all the "bathers".
Am I right, amiright?
At least AnAnon only floats dead hogs and aborted baby girls down his river. Now how about him and you get to fightin over that fucking pile of rocks that lies between you. Again. And we'll all sit back and cheer.
I'm falling down a never ending staircase and it is sadly not a dream. Just when you think things are as low as possible, they disrupt the "stupid" space and down we go again.
Breaking News: Feds add fruit bats to school lunches to teach diversity.
Today the Director of the Federal School Lunch Program told a press conference "I am pleased to announce we have expanded the school lunch program so that kids will learn about diversity as well as nutrition. Based on the success of Michelle Obama's nutrition initiative, we now have a similar initiative to bring diversity to every federally-funded school lunchroom. We kick off this Diversity Lunch learning experience with Fruit Bat Friday. Lunch will feature free-range Liberian fruit bat with your choice of roasted, deep-fried, or for our budding gourmets, pan sauteed with scallions and arugula. Mmmm-mmmm, I'm getting hungry already!
To tell you more, here is the First Lady of Nutrition and Diversity, Michelle!
Michelle: We need Diversity Lunch to combat the irrational fears and hysteria about Ebola and West Africans. We must teach kids about the contributions West Africans have made and continue to make to America. We must teach kids to celebrate the rich cultural and culinary traditions of Liberia, Sierra Leone, and Ghana,
Reporter: But is it safe for kids to eat fruit bats?
Michelle: Stop with these fear-mongering questions!! Don't you know that not every fruit bat has Ebola. That's a scientific fact! In any case, cooking a bat at high temperature kills any Ebola. That's a scientific fact, I'm pretty sure. And we are supplying a cooking thermometer to every school lunchroom. A thermometer is a scientific instrument. So, our Fruit Bay Friday is a science-based policy.
Reporter: But how do school lunch chefs even know how to prepare and cook bats?
Michelle: We are bringing hundreds of West African chefs to America to teach our school lunchrooms chefs.
Reporter: What does the USDA say about importing bat meat.
Michelle: The Secretary of Agriculture assures that we have a double safety net for importing fresh or frozen bat meat. The first line of defense are West African meats inspectors in the country of origin. The second line of defense are USDA meat inspectors who will sample and test up to 5% of imported bats. The random sampling and testing protocols are based on statistical principles. As you know, statistics is science. Americans can eat fruit bats with confidence knowing that USDA inspection is science-based.
Reporter:: How does bat meat taste?
Michelle: Like chicken.
Fried chicken... Not touchin this one
You mean like "Manfingerlicking good?"
You don't need to. "They" are doing all the work for you. It's like cultural schadenfreude.
Add in some grizzle patties, pulled pork in a basket and the Associate Grand Wizard of the National Association of Independent Baptist Covens will have them voting Democratic for the next 100 years, a la LBJ.
I'll touch it...by rubbing it across my fuckin lips, that shits delicious!
Political theater - waaaaay off the Broad's way.
Moar!
http://www.politifake.org/image/political/1201/lets-move-obama-michelle-...
Woman in the blue dress is saying to the woman in the red: "I wonder how many asses she has in there?"
I hate to keep referring to Marie Antionette, but the first wookie can fill out a hoop skirt without the aide of the hoop. That ass has to be two axe handles wide.
...... they say it has it's own zip code......... that is what they say.....ummmm
Perhaps an extra half shoulder width...?
KFC Gift Cards for all Democrate voters!
BooooYaaaahhhh !
I'm all for it; I can be bought off very easily since they're all the same.
Barry = Bush
Permission?
You didn't batter that!
EBT chicken tastes better than home grown..and, they are easier to catch!
Just shows you how stupid they really think the majority of the minority are.
They're right.
What has happened to this site? There's no way these are the same people who wrote and republished thought provoking articles over my many years reading here. What a joke.
>> What has happened to this site?
I'm guessing it was bought by the RNC.
try ABC dipstick
Mikey and beard..........
This is a FREE site that, once in a while, takes time to throw in a 'stupid' article to take the edge off.
There are hundreds of pay-sites out there..........don't let the door hit you on the ass.
Fuck, I love these articles. It's like beatin off. Quick shot of dopamine and then back to the real work.
pods
>> This is a FREE site that,
And that's suppose to preclude one from making astute observations?
Nothing is FREE.
The Tylers have to pay the bills. So they get advertising revenue and donations.
Your post is so demonstrative of the problem. Far too many think that production is free...when it is not.
It takes work...ENERGY.
It is not that wanting it for free is necessarily evil. In fact there are charitable people willing to give it to you free.
But when desires become expectations, and then the expectations transform into dictates, that is when it has gone way too far overboard.
FYI your observation isn't astute. If you don't own a dictionary they can be found online....for free.
The joke is a First Lady who thinks we need to ask her permission for anything.
"Lady".... You guys are killing me today.
Hey Doc, come on! Y'all gotta start the chat up liners for the mentally unstable somewhere.
It's wookie babe-with-balls. We had this discussion already on ZH.
Come on over to
www.gunsgrubandgold.com
JOIN for FREE!!!
Thought provoking? LOL! Wake up and smell the coffee. The USA is F'ed. Thank Obola, the liberals, Dems and NeoCon scum. This shit is freefall and my guess is AH scum like you voted for that fat bitch and her wifey man. F off.
A perfect First Spouse: someone completely out of touch with the real world (after only six years).
"Spouse"Lol... I don't think that word means what you think it means.
He meant "Suppose"
As in "suppose" it was the first "lady"
That Wookie also told blacks to vote blanket Democrat no matter what they said or did:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/nov/4/michelle-obama-tells-blacks-to-vote-democrat-its-t/?utm_source=RSS_Feed&utm_medium=RSS
If you're black "Vote Democrat, then you can eat your fried chicken"; nope, no racism here!
Its not racist because she didn't mention watermelons.
or grape soda
and this suprises you how?
I like the earlier part, where she said: “And that’s my message to voters, this isn’t about Barack, it’s not about person on that ballot– its about you. And for most of the people we are talking to, a Democratic ticket is the clear ticket that we should be voting on, regardless of who said what or did this– that shouldn’t even come into the equation.”
Dont' think, just vote Democrat, and eat fried chicken.
Obamachicken.
The Germans already thought of that...
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/german-fried-chicken-tende...
Watermelon.
Racist Pig
Hmm. Would >90% of Negros voting for Obama in 2012 have anything to do with the wacissism?