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Let Them Eat Fried Chicken (If They Vote Democrat)

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First Lady Michelle Obama - tireless advocate for healthy eating and exercise - appears to have reached her ethical limit when it comes to 'getting out the vote'. It is no longer enough to offer free phones if the good people of America vote for Obama's Democrat party, now the self-confessed food-Nazi is suggesting fried chicken if people vote Democrat today:

Obama gave her fried chicken blessing during an interview Monday with Roland Martin on News One for Black America (Transcription by Kristinn Taylor)

Martin: So can we, if we go out to the polls, can we say, we have ‘souls to the polls’ on Sunday, can we do ‘soul food after we vote’?

 

Obama: Absolutely, I give everyone full permission to eat some fried chicken after they vote only after - if you haven’t voted…(laughter.)

 

Martin: Just checking!

 

Obama: You make a good point because I am, I do talk about health. But I think that a good victory for Democrats on Tuesday, you know, should be rewarded with some fried chicken.

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So if you like your fried chicken, you can keep it, as long as you vote Democrat

h/t The Gateway Pundit

 

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Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:10 | 5411197 Bloppy
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Gov Cuomo- "lazy" is "racist" code language:

http://tinyurl.com/kpfhazh

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:15 | 5411227 ACP
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"There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless!"

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:18 | 5411250 SmallerGovNow2
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Full Metal Jacket.  Classic...

"Why isn't someone smashing Private Pyle's guts out?"...

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:23 | 5411276 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Will Obama throw in some watermelon?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:27 | 5411301 BKbroiler
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how classy, a race baiting article.  Lets make fun of some dark folks!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:31 | 5411326 clade7
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Race baiting?  With a name like "BKbroiler" you should be ashamed of yourself!

"Cullards" is the socially acceptable term....Some of my best friends are cullard kids...

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:36 | 5411349 Manthong
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And this via Drudge..

Michelle O: Our Community Should Always Vote Dem No Matter Who's on Ballot...

the candidate on the ballot and what they say or do should not matter to African-Americans because voting for a straight Democratic ticket best serves their communities

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:40 | 5411372 TruthInSunshine
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Why isn't it raycissss when Obama refers to largely white crowds as "folks?"

He might as well say "cracker ass crackers."

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:49 | 5411378 Dr. Engali
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Because saying "we killed some folks" sounds better than saying 'we killed some cracker ass crackers'. It makes everybody more comfortable and helps take the edge off.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:51 | 5411416 NoDebt
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Thought this article was going to be some clickbait POS, but can't blame the Tylers for reporting it.  The wookie said it, she meant it, that must be what she really thinks.

It's incredibly telling that when stuff starts sliding away from them, they still think they can fall back on the same old racial playbook from 40+ years ago.  They DEPEND on it still working.  In their minds, nothing has changed since LBJ.  More to the point, they NEED it not to change.  (And I can guarantee you they'll do everything in their power to make sure it never does.)

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:14 | 5411522 Liberal
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As a staunch liberal, I believe this is a great opportunity to nationalize KFC. 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:23 | 5411567 booboo
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Eat some fried chicken and sing some of them happy negro songs.

Camp town ladies sing that song..............

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:21 | 5411812 The9thDoctor
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Moochelle's comments remind me of this 20 second clip...

http://youtu.be/FftZt-Dw_hQ

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:52 | 5411968 Colonel Klink
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Marie Wookinette, let them eat fried chicken.

Fuck that he-bitch.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:19 | 5412063 Handful of Dust
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Rumor has it Barry and MooShell may get divorced. I'm not a big fan of Barry, but he can do much better then Chewbacca's identical twin I'm sure.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:26 | 5412255 Tall Tom
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Oh man...I can hardly wait...

 

 

That opens the door for Barry and Reggie to have the first Gay Marriage...in the White House.

 

We can stand proud to the World that our descent into a amoral, hedonistic degenerate Nation State will be completed.

 

We will truly be in...THE GUTTER.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:34 | 5412282 exi1ed0ne
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With all the torture, lies, warmongering, fraud, treason, domestic survellence, etc. - two boys kissing is the real emergency?

Holy shit I want off this planet.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:47 | 5412325 Tall Tom
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Welcome to the club.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 19:11 | 5412400 TahoeBilly2012
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If the Dems win it's fried chicken, if the Repubs win it;s cowboys steaks....what a Country you can beleive in. Change is coming, not.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 19:15 | 5412408 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Yo! Dat shiz rhesus! Dat shiz wack rhesus!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 20:12 | 5412560 847328_3527
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I gotta admit, fried chicken [if made properly] taste mighty fine.  However, the obvious message from MaShell is to con blacks into believing Barry gives a crap about them.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 20:39 | 5412627 mjcOH1
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"how classy, a race baiting article.  Lets make fun of some dark folks!"

I believe that the article was poking fun at the Kenyan's wife.....maybe implicitly the slack-jaws that elected its husband.  I think you brought 'the darkies' into it.

Not that you're race baiting or anything.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:53 | 5411969 Doubleguns
Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:47 | 5411676 Cacete de Ouro
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It could be nationalized and renamed Ken-Wookie Fried Chicken, outa respect for the first trans-American first laddy

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:16 | 5411532 ACP
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Here's some change...apparently there's a "Pirate Party" in MN:

https://twitter.com/AdamWeinstein/status/529680691932708864/photo/1

At least one person on the ballot honest about plundering and pillaging.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:18 | 5411540 clade7
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Valid point,  At this precipice, Its a wonder the "Cracker Barrel" and "White Castle" havnt come under a Holder investigation as 'Racist'..seems only fitting.....

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 20:48 | 5412674 StychoKiller
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No, we prefer to be called "Saltine-Americans!" :>D

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:41 | 5411376 TeamDepends
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Vote for B.L. Zebub, he on the ticket!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:13 | 5411521 El Oregonian
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Double-minded; speaking out of both sides of her mouth.

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:20 | 5411557 Rakshas
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HELL YEAH....... my favour - rite DM albums Eva...... I'd vote for that!!  

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=832200nDjpQ

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:23 | 5411578 booboo
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oooh a denninger fan. Ain't that how we got here buzzy.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:03 | 5411748 NoPasaran
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Why "African-Americans"? What if they are from, say, Cuba? What is this bullshit? Do you call white people "German-Americans" or "Irish-Americans"? Why can't you simply say "Negro" or "Black", you brainwashed scared slave you? "Negro" or "black" are completely normal words! You idiots, you bend over on your own and take it up the back pipe. 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:48 | 5411945 sun tzu
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John Negroponte, former deputy secretary of state, was accused of being racist by a black congresswoman, due to his name.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:03 | 5411749 NoPasaran
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Why "African-Americans"? What is they are from, say, Cuba? What is this bullshit? Do you call white people "German-Americans" or "Irish-Americans"? Why can't you simply say "Negro" or "Black", you brainwashed scared slave you? "Negro" or "black" are completely normal words! You idiots, you bend over on your own and take it up the back pipe. 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:35 | 5411351 BKbroiler
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umm.. BK is short for brooklyn.   

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:37 | 5411364 MarsInScorpio
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Now that the Black Racists have shown up to make money off their racist hate-speech, it's time to consider Black Racism in America today, of whom Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and Eric Holder are the biggest proponents.

There is a certain segment of the Black community that is nothing but a bunch of David Dukes wearing blackface. Anyone who doesn't believe this segment of Blacks are among America's largest and most virulent group of racists, needs only spend a few minutes reading their hate-speech.

Judging by the content of their character, Dr. King is weeping to think how they've turned his "I have a Dream" speech into such a sick nightmare.

So you want to discuss Blacks getting killed by Whites? First, when are you shutting down the Killing Fields of endless Blacks killing Blacks in DC, Chicago, NYC, Detroit, LA, Miami, Atlanta, Boston, East St. Louis . . . ? Oh, can't bring peace to your own neighborhoods?

Or how about even coming out with rallies against "Polar Bear Hunting" - the Black Racist event that you (I'm speaking to Eric Holder in particular) can't seem to admit is Black Racism at its most despicable and violent?

Or how about shutting down the 70% illegitimacy rate of Blacks? Or the fact that more Black babies are aborted than born in NYC?

Care to opine on why Black children graduate from high school and can't read or write cursive? Or tell time on an analog clock - even though they are taught by Blacks - or are we supposed to believe in your Black Racist insanity that the remaining White teachers undo the teaching of the Black teachers?

Maybe you can bounce around some thoughts about why Blacks allow gangsta rappers to be role models - with their misogyny, drug addictions, relentless violence, irresponsible sex lives, and bling-based evaluation of personal worth?

When will you admit that your Black Racism is a scam to excuse the Black community's Death Spiral at the hands of your fellow Black Racists?

How about some discourse on the way Blacks sold Blacks to Arabs - to this very day? Tell us about your rallies to shut down the present-day African slave trade.

And don't forget that after thousands of years of slavery by Blacks - as well as every other race on Earth - that it was Whites who outlawed - and enforced - the criminalization of slavery - which is still practiced by African Blacks.

And who can be a really Black, Black Racist without forgetting all about the hundreds of thousands of Whites who died to free Blacks from slavery in America. Oh that's right - it's all the White's fault that slavery existed in America - despite the fact that the first slaveholder in America was Black - over a third of slaves were owned by Blacks - and the largest slaveholder at the time of the Civil War was Black.

Darn those Inconvenient Truths!

Frankly, you are a disgusting group of nothing better than a Black Ku Klux Klan. Those of us who got our heads wacked by the cops in the Freedom Marchs didn't do that so that the White Citizens' Council could be replaced with the Black Racist Hate-Speech Club. (By the way, Al - Eric - Oprah - Jerimiah - Michelle - Barack, care to share how many marches you got beat up in to win these freedoms from apartheid?)

I expect to read about how being White I have no place commenting about anything to do with the Black community - it's a Black thing and all that Black Racist trash.

OK, so shut up about Whites. You're not White so you are as equally incapable of discussing White culture as Whites are incapable of discussing Black culture. Let's see how your total lack of integrity sits with your Black Racist standards being applied to your own Black Racist hate-speech.

I for one, will be no more intimidated by a bunch of Black Racist bullies than I was of the White racists. You are big-mouthed cowards who don't have the sense to come in out of the rain.

If Oprah is correct, and racism will only die when the racists die - I look forward to your demise very soon. Hades will have new fuel for the fire, and the Earth will be a safer, cleaner, more loving place without you.
-30-

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:45 | 5411377 BKbroiler
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man that was a long post, less than 2 minutes after mine.  Tell the truth, do you have that typed somewhere and you copy and paste it anytime you see an opportunity?   If you were smart enough to come up with and type it that quickly you probably wouldn't believe half the shit in there.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:56 | 5411438 Pickleton
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In other words, it hit just a liiiiiittle too cose to home for your taste?  You'd rather blame it all on whitey and especially 'dem republicans.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:04 | 5411465 BKbroiler
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I'm just trying to figure out what kind of person keeps pre-typed racist rants on their desktop in case the opportunity arises.  Are there any others? One for jews, muslims, or pygmies perhaps?  These gems of rational thought should be shared immediately.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:15 | 5411518 Hippocratic Oaf
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"Are there any others? One for jews, muslims, or pygmies perhaps?"

No, just brooklyn hipsters that have a lot of time on their hands.

http://diehipster.wordpress.com/


Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:34 | 5411622 BKbroiler
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cool site.  Anyone who starts a website based on hating a group of people certainly deserves  our attention.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:48 | 5412142 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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You haven't seen half of it yet here on Zero Hedge. Steel yourself.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:42 | 5412299 Tall Tom
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cool site.  Anyone who starts a website based on hating a group of people, WITH REASON, certainly deserves our attention.

 

FIFY

 

If you had bothered to even look at the reason that the original Tyler started ZH then you'd understand.

 

And as far as I am concerned there is every reason to hate an Oligarchy, and thier minions, whom pride themselves on thier FRAUD, DECEIT, DECEPTION, CORRUPTION and THEFT.

 

But since you are INVESTED INTO IT, and PROFIT FROM IT, then I just guess that is justification and vindication for you BKBroiler.

 

You had best watch Fight Club. Maybe you will understand that I am out and work to help tear this whole God Damned corrupted system down until my last dying gasp.

 

Eirik is correct. You have not begun to scratch the surface, Matrix Man. As Morpheus admonished Neo in the Matrix, those whom are still inside of the Matrix are the enemy.

 

Well...You are the enemy.

 

 

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:10 | 5412222 giggler321
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Reincarnation ... Eat away ...  Just don't think to hard or you might have an idea.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:28 | 5411597 booboo
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racist usually vote based on skin color. Americans vote on the content of their character

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:52 | 5411966 sun tzu
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Now the truth is racist. Point out one bit of racism in his post before playing the role of the race pimp.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:06 | 5411484 greatbeard
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>> less than 2 minutes

Astute observation.  I'm a bit surprised he was able to copy and paste it in two minutes.  He might have had help.

 

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:46 | 5412315 Tall Tom
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I will grant BKBroiler that point as it is truthful and accurate.

 

However he is in the Matrix.

 

I am here to expose Truth and to seek justice.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:42 | 5411380 Hapte
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tldr

Astrology is for women and faggots btw.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:53 | 5411424 ebear
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"Or how about even coming out with rallies against "Polar Bear Hunting".... "

The irony here is that polar bears are actually black.


Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:44 | 5411385 clade7
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Oh...sorry, I thought it stood for Burger King...all this chicken talk is making me hungry!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:14 | 5411526 Bárðarbunga
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No. It's short for Burger King and shut your lying pie-hole.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:23 | 5411570 BKbroiler
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and you're named after a volcano, so your violent eruptions of stupidity are expected once in a while.  

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:52 | 5411972 sun tzu
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Volcanic eruptions are violent? Quick, we must pass a law to make it a volcano free zone

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:45 | 5411672 SheepDog-One
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Cracka ass cracka!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:48 | 5411949 sun tzu
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Brooklyn has a large number of Afro-Americans and you want to broil them?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:34 | 5411342 TeamDepends
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"Dark folks"? Are you racist?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:36 | 5411356 pods
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The world would be a better place if we had fewer of these off- color remarks.

pods

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:19 | 5411547 clade7
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Archie Bunker whoulda had a field day with this!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:38 | 5411365 Hippocratic Oaf
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Fuzzy Zoeller just spit up his 1pm bourbon on the rocks!

First "Lady"? Bullshit

Last darkies in the whitehouse. Just bring on that cunt hillary and let's get all this first shit outta the way.

Gotta keep the white guilt gravy train on the tracks.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:22 | 5412245 reTARD
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I prefer "dark meat" chicken. Am I considered racist? Not that I'd give a damn about external opinion. Everything that matters to me comes from within me.

 

It's called self-esteem, which incidentally pairs with self-responsibility. And there cannot be "freedom" without self-responsibility.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:34 | 5411344 bwh1214
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I was going to say it was a 'low blow' until I realized she actually said it. 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:56 | 5411431 Dr. Engali
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Because a hypocritical racist first lady should never be discussed.... unless that hypocritical racist first lady happens to be of the wrong persuasion.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:11 | 5411490 BKbroiler
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well, Laura Bush ran over and killed her ex boyfriend.  She wasn't so daring as to suggest that kids eat their vegetables, however.  That takes a racist.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:51 | 5411693 Dr. Engali
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Oh my bad, I didn't realize were talking about the Bushes now. It seems to me that the article is about the food nazi telling black people that they are "allowed" to have some fried chicken.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:54 | 5411980 sun tzu
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Did she tell white people they could have their mayonaise if they voted Republican?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:00 | 5412004 Jethro
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Oh.  You must be of the camp that thinks that only white people can somehow be "racist"?  How very quaint.  The word "racist" has lost all meaning thanks to the likes of Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.  Go ahead and call me a racist.  I simply don't care. 

Since we are talking about the first wookie though, I find it odd that she was only proud of her country after her catamite husband was elected.  Don't you? 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:51 | 5411690 americanspirit
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BKbroiler - ae you sure you don't mean "make fun of dark meat"? After all this post was about fried chicken. They say dark meat is better tasting, but I wouldn't know. I'm a breast man myself. I love breasts. Yum.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:26 | 5411851 Moustache Rides
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Barry?  Is that you?  Using the word "folks" threw me for a minute.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:10 | 5412217 A Nanny Moose
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I hate everybody equally

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:04 | 5411475 ajax
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Sen. Mitch McConnell handing out dime bags of coke (fresh off the boat) to Repub voters?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:20 | 5411254 knukles
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Playing the Democratic race card again, I see.
Oh, but they're ever so fair, tolerant, inclusive, loving, kind, sensitive and caring.

Vote for the Free Fried Chicken.

Reminds me .... To which recovery center did Betty Ford go?
About as blatant a display of racism I've seen in a while.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:24 | 5411283 clade7
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Roland Martin?  I've seen his show on Sat mornings...whats fishing got to do with politics? 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:29 | 5411263 TruthInSunshine
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Fried chicken ain't scary. The "Okay Google" feature is some scary ass shit.

It's on your computer, tablet or "smart" phone already, ready to hear the words "Okay Google," to turn your microphone fully on, and it stores your voice "fingerprint" for recognition & metadata purposes.

The scariest part is that The Sheeple LOVE this shit!

LOVE IT.

I feel as if we're accelerating down the highway to hell as a society.

http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/how-to/google-android/3535224/how-use-ok-goog...

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:36 | 5411892 EBT excepted
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dat right, d'donks founded d'KKK, and d'EBT...

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:17 | 5411237 nuclearsquid
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OMG can't they see they are being milked like aphids and then laughed at?

Let the EBT spice flow.

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:19 | 5411249 bob_stl
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...and some chittlins.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:17 | 5411242 Seasmoke
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 I thought it was thug....

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:29 | 5411306 p00k1e
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"Low IQ types" is also racist.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:29 | 5411866 TheMeatTrapper
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Anything that truthfully describes minorities is racist.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:10 | 5411203 barroter
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got my Gipper Phone back in the 80's.

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:14 | 5411222 ZH Snob
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his pandering on this matter is not only allowed but applauded because he appears to be a black man.  we all know what would happen if a white man offered the same incentive.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:18 | 5411240 bob_stl
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A chicken in every pot? Of course, it wasn't fried.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:20 | 5411265 knukles
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Watermellon stew?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:24 | 5411285 pods
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Poor Fuzzy.

For an encore, the Wookie is going to give a long dissertation about the percentages of fast twitch muscle fibers broken down by race.

pods

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:32 | 5411337 Dr. Engali
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That was funny. Haven't seen you around for a while. I thought maybe you got the Fonz treatment.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:39 | 5411373 pods
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I was on a special work assignment.  We needed something at work to motivate people in these tough times to get more shit done.
So, I went and stole the Arbeit Macht Frei gate.  

Productivity is already up!

pods

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:47 | 5412319 SAT 800
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It's so embarrassing to think of Europeans reading this. Yes, we are a nation of retards, but I don't like to advertise it.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:11 | 5411190 Jethro
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How fitting that she should choose to play the role of Marie Antionette.

Hopefully, history repeats itself

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:13 | 5411192 Dr. Engali
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That's raycissssst....... you tyrannical bitch.  Take your mangina and get the fuck out!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:25 | 5411294 pods
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"She's got a cock like a horse."

-slapshot

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:29 | 5411304 Government need...
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Can she put the wood to the everyday American as hard and fast as Preezy?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:09 | 5411195 TeamDepends
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Do what he say, do what he say!!!!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:45 | 5411390 Gadocat
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Hey, where are the white women at?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:48 | 5411404 Hippocratic Oaf
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The sherriff is near!

No, gone blame it dang blammit! The sheriff is a nig... *BONG*!!!

As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it's my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new............*nigger. 

 

*replace nigger with insufferable cunt in 2016

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:10 | 5411198 NoVa
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that's rayciss...  sssssss.....

 

he'll be funny claiming to talk "folks talk" and chicken ans shet - but, he is gonna get his bump kicked by moochell for telling balck folk to eat fried chicken.

 

 

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:11 | 5411199 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

America, home to the eBola culture. Sick Africans getting sicker by the day.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:23 | 5411270 ShorTed
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Complete thoughts facilitate understanding.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:26 | 5411295 Dr. Engali
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Whaaaa......?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:31 | 5411324 ebear
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a cow ate his homework

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:34 | 5411346 NoVa
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Dog...  kinda tastes like chicken - 

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:16 | 5411539 LFMayor
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This "listen" guy is a Hindi, brah.

They don't eat dog, it's too goddamn filthy in India to grow them.   Most of them are vegetarians, anyway.  They only eat eggplant and rice, and then plug the fucking toliets here at work because they shit a bale of hay. 

And piss all over the fucking toliet seats, too. 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:35 | 5411353 LFMayor
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Listen.

Pro bob ably your are confusing America with your squalid country of origin, where miserable little brown men roast their dead relatives and then float them down the holy open sewer river, past all the "bathers".

Am I right, amiright?

At least AnAnon only floats dead hogs and aborted baby girls down his river.  Now how about him and you get to fightin over that fucking pile of rocks that lies between you.  Again.  And we'll all sit back and cheer.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:10 | 5411200 Relentless101
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I'm falling down a never ending staircase and it is sadly not a dream. Just when you think things are as low as possible, they disrupt the "stupid" space and down we go again.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:58 | 5411446 tom a taxpayer
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Breaking News: Feds add fruit bats to school lunches to teach diversity.

Today the Director of the Federal School Lunch Program told a press conference "I am pleased to announce we have expanded the school lunch program so that kids will learn about diversity as well as nutrition. Based on the success of Michelle Obama's nutrition initiative, we now have a similar initiative to bring diversity to every federally-funded school lunchroom. We kick off this Diversity Lunch learning experience with Fruit Bat Friday. Lunch will feature free-range Liberian fruit bat with your choice of roasted, deep-fried, or for our budding gourmets, pan sauteed with scallions and arugula. Mmmm-mmmm, I'm getting hungry already!  

To tell you more, here is the First Lady of Nutrition and Diversity, Michelle!

Michelle: We need Diversity Lunch to combat the irrational fears and hysteria about Ebola and West Africans. We must teach kids about the contributions West Africans have made and continue to make to America. We must teach kids to celebrate the rich cultural and culinary traditions of Liberia, Sierra Leone, and Ghana,

Reporter: But is it safe for kids to eat fruit bats?

Michelle: Stop with these fear-mongering questions!!    Don't you know that not every fruit bat has Ebola. That's a scientific fact! In any case, cooking a bat at high temperature kills any Ebola. That's a scientific fact, I'm pretty sure. And we are supplying a cooking thermometer to every school lunchroom. A thermometer is a scientific instrument. So, our Fruit Bay Friday is a science-based policy.

Reporter: But how do school lunch chefs even know how to prepare and cook bats?

Michelle: We are bringing hundreds of West African chefs to America to teach our school lunchrooms chefs. 

Reporter: What does the USDA say about importing bat meat.

Michelle: The Secretary of Agriculture assures that we have a double safety net for importing fresh or frozen bat meat. The first line of defense are West African meats inspectors in the country of origin. The second line of defense are USDA meat inspectors who will sample and test up to 5% of imported bats. The random sampling and testing protocols are based on statistical principles. As you know,  statistics is science. Americans can eat fruit bats with confidence knowing that USDA inspection is science-based.

Reporter:: How does bat meat taste?

Michelle: Like chicken.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:10 | 5411201 maskone909
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Fried chicken... Not touchin this one

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:12 | 5411209 Mi Naem
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You mean like "Manfingerlicking good?"

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:13 | 5411215 Jethro
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You don't need to.  "They" are doing all the work for you.  It's like cultural schadenfreude.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:30 | 5411278 knukles
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Add in some grizzle patties, pulled pork in a basket and the Associate Grand Wizard of the National Association of Independent Baptist Covens will have them voting Democratic for the next 100 years, a la LBJ.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:46 | 5411392 Silky Johnson
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I'll touch it...by rubbing it across my fuckin lips, that shits delicious!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:12 | 5411205 Mi Naem
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Political theater - waaaaay off the Broad's way. 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:15 | 5411224 Mi Naem
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Woman in the blue dress is saying to the woman in the red: "I wonder how many asses she has in there?"

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:19 | 5411246 Jethro
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I hate to keep referring to Marie Antionette, but the first wookie can fill out a hoop skirt without the aide of the hoop.  That ass has to be two axe handles wide.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:43 | 5411655 Rakshas
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...... they say it has it's own zip code......... that is what they say.....ummmm

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:23 | 5411273 Zadok
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Perhaps an extra half shoulder width...?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:28 | 5411308 Handful of Dust
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KFC Gift Cards for all Democrate voters!

 

BooooYaaaahhhh !

 

I'm all for it; I can be bought off very easily since they're all the same.

Barry = Bush

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:12 | 5411208 FieldingMellish
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Permission?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:12 | 5411212 Pantalone
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You didn't batter that!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:26 | 5411296 clade7
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EBT chicken tastes better than home grown..and, they are easier to catch!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:13 | 5411216 irie1029
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Just shows you how stupid they really think the majority of the minority are.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:32 | 5411333 css1971
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They're right.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:14 | 5411217 MikeyKid
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What has happened to this site? There's no way these are the same people who wrote and republished thought provoking articles over my many years reading here. What a joke.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:19 | 5411244 greatbeard
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>> What has happened to this site?

I'm guessing it was bought by the RNC.

 

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:30 | 5411310 knightowl77
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try ABC dipstick

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:24 | 5411584 Hippocratic Oaf
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Mikey and beard..........

This is a FREE site that, once in a while, takes time to throw in a 'stupid' article to take the edge off.

There are hundreds of pay-sites out there..........don't let the door hit you on the ass.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:41 | 5411648 pods
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Fuck, I love these articles. It's like beatin off.  Quick shot of dopamine and then back to the real work.

pods

 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 15:47 | 5411679 greatbeard
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>> This is a FREE site that,

And that's suppose to preclude one from making astute observations? 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 19:01 | 5412371 Tall Tom
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Nothing is FREE.

 

The Tylers have to pay the bills. So they get advertising revenue and donations.

 

Your post is so demonstrative of the problem. Far too many think that production is free...when it is not.

 

It takes work...ENERGY.

 

It is not that wanting it for free is necessarily evil. In fact there are charitable people willing to give it to you free.

 

But when desires become expectations, and then the expectations transform into dictates, that is when it has gone way too far overboard.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 19:22 | 5412432 ClowardPiven2016
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FYI your observation isn't astute. If you don't own a dictionary they can be found online....for free.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:19 | 5411248 ebworthen
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The joke is a First Lady who thinks we need to ask her permission for anything.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:22 | 5411266 Dr. Engali
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"Lady".... You guys are killing me today.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:25 | 5411292 knukles
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Hey Doc, come on!  Y'all gotta start the chat up liners for the mentally unstable somewhere.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:25 | 5411297 Government need...
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It's wookie babe-with-balls.  We had this discussion already on ZH.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:26 | 5411300 Praetorian Guard
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Come on over to

www.gunsgrubandgold.com

 

JOIN for FREE!!!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:49 | 5411408 Freddie
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Thought provoking?   LOL!  Wake up and smell the coffee.  The USA is F'ed.  Thank Obola, the liberals, Dems and NeoCon scum.   This shit is freefall and my guess is AH scum like you voted for that fat bitch and her wifey man.   F off.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:13 | 5411219 Emergency Ward
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A perfect First Spouse: someone completely out of touch with the real world (after only six years).

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:17 | 5411234 Dr. Engali
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"Spouse"Lol... I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:31 | 5411314 knukles
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He meant "Suppose"
As in "suppose" it was the first "lady"

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:15 | 5411221 ebworthen
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That Wookie also told blacks to vote blanket Democrat no matter what they said or did:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/nov/4/michelle-obama-tells-blacks-to-vote-democrat-its-t/?utm_source=RSS_Feed&utm_medium=RSS

If you're black "Vote Democrat, then you can eat your fried chicken"; nope, no racism here!

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:16 | 5411229 Jethro
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Its not racist because she didn't mention watermelons.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 19:09 | 5412391 ClowardPiven2016
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or grape soda

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:15 | 5411226 oklaboy
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and this suprises you how?

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:16 | 5411230 Platinum
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I like the earlier part, where she said: “And that’s my message to voters, this isn’t about Barack, it’s not about person on that ballot– its about you. And for most of the people we are talking to, a Democratic ticket is the clear ticket that we should be voting on, regardless of who said what or did this– that shouldn’t even come into the equation.”

Dont' think, just vote Democrat, and eat fried chicken.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:18 | 5411241 grunk
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Obamachicken.

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 16:36 | 5411885 Kinskian
Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:20 | 5411251 Seasmoke
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Watermelon. 

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:23 | 5411279 Bear
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Racist Pig

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 14:25 | 5411291 Government need...
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Hmm.  Would >90% of Negros voting for Obama in 2012 have anything to do with the wacissism?

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