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Welcome To Post-Obama America Where Chicken Is The New iPhone
Dozens of young people camping out at the front of a popular store... can only mean one thing?
Free Chicken For A Year
‘Dozens’ of people are camping outside the newly built Chik-Fil-A store.
Why, you ask?
FREE CHICKEN FOR A YEAR! That’s why!
The chain is offering a years worth of free food to the first 100 customers. The first 100 adults in line will get a digital card loaded with a one-year supply of free Chick-fil-A meals.
Welcome to the deep fried recovery.
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Social conservatism has nothing to do with libertarianism. They want THE STATE to enforce their Biblical beliefs on other people who don't share the same spiritual views as themselves.
This is why I refer to them as theocrats and not as right-leaning libertarians.
She is an idiot and she refused years back to let her employees unionize but loves government, her schtick has changed many times almost like different paid progs have taken on a role.. aka sock puppet..
Ya know, NoDebt, you just hit on something really important
As with so much of the Left's machinations these days, and I do believe that it is crystal clear they do play the race, gay, etc., cards all hell bent to destruction. Why, the whole concept of "Political Correctness" is that it supposedly shames you by a higher power into cow-towing and pulling the party line.... the problem being "Who's fucking Correctness we talkin' about, here?" Beautifully manufactured (Eddie Bernays would be so fucking proud!) mind control, perceptions management process.
So a lot of folks.... most that I know as a matter of fact who are reasonably sane (throw out the neo-cons and Progressives) all are ever so sick and tired of being beat upon with others hidden agendas, that are not at all so very subtly hidden anymore. The Gay stuff, the Race stuff, the Immigration stuff.... all just become tools for the statist to increase power, revenue and control.
And I sincerely believe that is one reason that the electorate (right wrong, difference no difference doesn't matter) this time around gave the Democraps such a drubbing. The folks are tired of being treated like idiots and manipulated.
To wit: Maybe football and Dancing with the Quadriplegics is still big, the mindless stuff..... but juxtaposed thereto, the viewership of MSM television and NewsPapers is declining badly.
The "folks" have had it (for whatever reasons) with the bullshit being piped to their homes and heads.
To wit: Your comment about the people buying the Chick-filet sammies. Tired of the push from everybody about everybody else's agendas.
I have buds of all colors, races, creeds, political persuasions, wealth ... whatever. And none of us care one bit for the crap being "pushed" upon us.
And none of us are racist, etc., and believe that what you wanna believe and do, is your own business.... As long as it doesn't interfere with somebody else's rights.
Racists? Try the Democratic Party (The R's just elected a bunch of blacks to DC!)
Homophobes? Well, the television programs don't last long
You name it. It's being shoved down our throats and up our butts and most everybody is sick and tried of it.
If there were a Chick-fillet near me I'd go get one right now....
Full Disclosure: Y'all ain't heard me rail on the R's much yet, because they're not the ones who got the accountability until now. Ah, it's gonna be sweet. Like having 2 straight line guys feeding the jokers.
Ya got that one right knuks.
The peeps are SICK of having shit shoved down their throats...and for once a court agrees.
http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2014/11/06/th-circuit-sex-marriage-ruling/18610117/
Exactly.
Trying to play the race/religion/sexual orientation PC game is just so damned.... TIRING for those who don't live their life doing nothing but redressing grievances. Eventually they just stop trying to be nice and say "No. Period."
Obviously Knucks doesn't watch the BBC. LOL.
Their antenna doesn't reach all the way to California.
MAYBE it is because the media/elite/banksters would rather you hem and haw about ANYTHING other than their crimes?
A prof of mine once said: "As long as you are pushing someone else down, you are not picking yourself up."
Ever damn day ZH tries to make its readers feel superior to some chic-fil-a/iphone "scum". The reality is that 95% of the people here are just as hooked. Ya'll smartypants chase "making money" by trading bits. Someone dumber than you chasing a few grand in food for NO EFFORT (sound familiar?)... IDIOTS!
Not direct at anyone in particular so don't take offense.
C'mon, it's ready when the water is green.
Arkansas or chinese?
looks like Arkansas for now - though they don't officially say this anywhere. . .
Chick Fil A is destroying McDonalds. It is like day and night. Nice polite clean cut kids probably from Baptist chruches versus illegals and Obola voyers at McDs.
CFA is clean, the food is good and REAL and you do not have riots or gang initiations or punch out old whitey when you IS waitin in line. Cause you done IS be in line with Moochelle at McD's.
CFA is packed at lunch and dinner time too. Real food, great service, clean locations. Awesome.
at McDs when i say thank you to the cashier they reply...........
"You welcome"
at Chikfl it's "you're welcome"
Don't knock Ebonics, pal!
Oh and one of the mickieD's near me they sneer and have a angry yank back of the head and the welcome comes out "wecum' spoken with a tad of a sneer.
Oh yes, something about cultural divides, no?
See see see! Not racist! Cultural divides, huh? Dat be da troof!
Here to tell you about the danger of chickens.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR2_MUA9WYk
"You welcome" is still better than "no problem".
It's true, CFA is the ONLY fast food we ingest.
real food, eh?
well, "real food" amrkn brand-style I guess. . . they've promised to go "antibiotic & hormone free by 2019", and after a blogger noted their "chikken sammiches" had "nearly 100 ingredients", including high fructose corn syrup. . .
real food, amrkn style, with a bit o' god on the side.
That Chick-fil-a founder is queer as a football bat and he uses his deep Christian beliefs to tamp down the urge to suck copious amounts of dick.
Sheep eat whatever they are told!
Cows nationwide are breathing a sigh of relief.
Newsflash: There ain't much cow in a fast-food burger these days.
Sounds like a
Fuckin awesome idea to me actually, chick fil a rocks....what are we supposed to be eating bean sprouts and roots all day?
"Didn't know or wasn't aware that Sheep ate chicken"
Not to worry, Chupa. It's Chicken KIEV. Exceptional Folks can afford to play Chicken, even if they can't afford to pay for it.
Said a wolf.
"A Chicken Ain't Nothin' But A Bird"
- Cab Calloway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88pD6vKNptk
It´s slowkill!
There will a couple of decades on be a lot less of those lefties left.
Chicken bathed in chlorine and a lot of other chemicals. For a whole year. Man , that will really screw up your system. Big C around age 40?
That's a pretty sweet deal actually
No kidding. I don't do fast food, but from the prices I see in the ads, it's about 10X the cost of DIY. Then again, most homeless "folks" don't own stoves, I'd guess.
Let's do the math assuming one CF combo per week on the card and a 20 hour wait outside the restaurant:
Time spent in line: 20 hours
Meals per year: 52
Price per meal: $6
Total cost of meals: $312
Earning per hour: $15
This doesn't count taxes you don't have to pay.
Yea, not such a bad deal if you're gonna eat that crap anyway.
Society has become too sick to survive - Ivo Shandor
I love going to Chik-Fil-A to hobnob with the customer base of people who have that slightly glassy, far away look in their eyes. They are always very polite.
is that with or without a hot pink sweater that says jesus saves on the front and FAG on the back?
I got a friend who goes to the FAG CHurch --> First Assembly of God.
He used to go to the COC Church --> Church of Christ
Dont forget....
Amercia is Jesus Favorite Country©
does he read the BIBLE ............... Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
I am fluent in glossalalia. If your FAG friend speaks in tongues, I'll be happy to interpret the holy spook.
D- Try Harder!
story time for retards?.
Jebus luvs murka!
We call it the "Ass of God". The people inside are nutjobs.
Were you saying something? Sorry, the Georgia Tech game is on.
Who dat bengals choking again.
Haters gonna hate. Go to your boy Obola and Ronald McDonald, who never married whcih is odd.
You ever noticed how much makeup he wears?
Ronald McDonald, you've been burned!!
Wow, clown or drag queen? I knew he was Mackin' (burger pimp) but I never considered the whole burger madame possibility... The red hair do...over swollen sized lips...brows arched in a permanent state of arousal, just wow!
It's not like Zippy would know clowns or anything...
If you want to pick up chicks in Chick-Fil-A, walk around humming 'How Great Thou Art."
Is the wookie in chief there?
Just another fat pit.
http://www.chick-fil-a.com/Food/Meal
Endeavor to persevere.......
Chickens coming home to roost .
Maybe just dinosaurs
Think positively .
http://andreswhy.blogspot.com/2014/10/dinosaur-death-by-dwarfism.html
On the other toe ,
Wait a bit .
This baby is still live and kicking .
No need to bury a lethargic economy .
Just give a kickstart , starting with the politicians .
And it does not need a stimulus now the little monetary tiff between Japan and US has ended (sort of)
This is good !
Taking in each other's washing is working .
See
https://www.academia.edu/9160541/Laundry_Economics_
or
http://andreswhy.blogspot.com/2014/11/laundry-economics.html
I'd be curious to know what they consider to be a one year's supply.
For fucks sake. You can pick up chicken at the store for like $1.50 a pound. And you're a god damn idiot if you eat fast food fried chicken every single day. Even if it's every other day, then, you'll get like $300 value out of this tops, to eat food with pretty much the lowest quality level possible.
I don't think they even have "fried" chicken on the menu. And where, or maybe I should what, are you buying for chicken that only costs $1.50 per pound?
Chernobyl.
Its a centichicken.Self cooking.
(mimicing Boris): Chernobyl is chicken good. It glow in dark for easy find.
And you can dine by the soft glow of your entrée...
Chernobyl fried chicken. with 10000000000000% your bodys daily requirement of vitamin U.
Chernobyl Chicken, when the bird dies, its done and ready to eat !!!
It's organic, free-range and pasture raised though, they haven't sprayed pesticides out there for ages.
The Kroger/Scott's chain here in Fort Wayne typically has chicken leg quarters for $.89/lb, whole fryers for $.99/lb and on up depending on how pretentious you want to be.
I've seen that chicken; it looks like this:
http://laketravis.com/cycling/RubberChicken.jpg
Whatever may be in this mutant $1.50 a pound chicken, I'll bet you it is a lot more pleasant than whatever goes into Chick-Fil-A's chicken.
Chicken Of The Cave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U24DAFW9kAQ
Explains that whole Ebola thing...
I thought it was only fried chicken that mattered. Why not Popeyes ?
Probably a hoax and they get sprayed with the Ebola virus alas a better alternative than a year's gmo happy burger off mega meal fix.
These fools did the same thing in my town a few months ago when this fast food chain opened. I was passing by with the wife and literally looked like the deer in headlights photo.
I would do it. I love Chica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought the democrats didnt like chick filet.. OH.. they are getting it for free... My bad
FIX ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They did this in my town last summer. In Mississippi. In the summer. Hundreds camped out. It was a sight to see.
Eat Mor Beaf
Let them eat fried chicken!
:/
Supplement your food stamps here . . .
MOAR WAR ON CHICKEN!
Everyone knows what "mechanically separated chicken" is, right? Yum. Hint - it isn't a Fil-A of chicken.
And speaking of what's in your fast food, everyone knows what "pizzles" are, right? Of course most pizzles go into making those "beef jerky" doggy treats you lovingly feed to Fido, because there's a higher profit margin in that use, but you can bet that your "100% all beef" burger contains at least a little pizzle.
....the whole thing sounds awefully racist to me.
What next? Free watermalons and grape soda?
Oh, I forgot, Mooshelle approves.
What, no Skittles?
The sky is about to fall in that parking lot and we had to do something to fill it up with sheeple....
I would open up a Seasmoke Chicken Shak next door. Then every hour of every day, I would bring my all I can eat chic-fil-a in the back door and sell it as Seasmoke Chicken for $4.99.
Long feathers...and heavy crude.
Well with the average price of $7.50 for a decent meal there (factoring in the upcharge for "going large" & the lemonade (which is actually quite good) multiplied out over a 6 day-a-week & 52 week period (closed sundays) that would be ~$2340.00 worth of food. I might consider camping out a single evening for that sort of thing. Not as pristine as the lake, but I suppose it might be worth the payoff. (depending on what the fine print of this "deal" is)
Want to see shit get real? Wait for an El Pollo Rico to open up in your neighborhood! Those lines strech all the way back to el Mehico!
Please for the love of god, don't try this at the KFC in Furgeson MO...
try that there and ther be sum niggas cappin each other to get to the front of the line
Free chicken for a year, and all it costs is your human dignity.
I like chik-f-a, but I always get the shits after eating there!
are you allergic to peanut, they use peanut oil.
What is the chicken fil-A'd with?
Damn, I love me some Chik-fil-a. A year's supply?? That's actually worth waiting in line for. And I don't wait in lines.
Killing you softly and slowly for a full year and it's all free! Team America! Fuck yea!!
Yummy, a free amalgamation of some actual muscle blended with fat, blood vessels and nerves, or fat, cartilage and bone, for a whole year!
How processed chicken is made.
MMMM... mechanically separated and molded chicken beak, colon and vulva! It doesn't get any more delicious. Say maybe except for genetically engineered smegma from cattle dong. I am reminded of George Carlin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRQvK2-iqQ
Merica, land of the subprime iPhones and free sauteed racoon assholes on a stick.
Even better.
Once when my daughter (many years ago, younger) was acting up I told her to cool her jets or I'd make her work at HotDog on a Stick. Go see one. You'll understand why she shut the act down. The outfits the girls wear are truly demeaning.
The offal produced by large scale hog butchering plants nearby (Northern Indiana), is sold to Chinese companies.
new normal...
That store has run the numbers, and found they will go out of business within a few months. So... why not throw a party? The result will be the same.
H-Annie - Actually Chick A Fil franchises usually aways make money.
FREE BARABBAS.......
Do you ever notice white likeness being exploited?
Lower right area:
Notice the little girl looking all crazy while clutching that doll.
The male beneath her has a crazed look in his eye if you ask me.
http://meijer.shoplocal.com/Meijer/Entry/LandingContent?storeid=2465902&...
I bought a store-baked Italian Loaf at the Michigan City store. At home I sliced longways to make a submarine sandwich. I sliced a cockroach also longwise, in half too. To hell with you and your jews too, Meijer.
At first I thought the people are camping out to get one of the few new jobs in this economy.
Unfortunately the jobs are already gone.
The campers in-line who can afford to wait several hours for roughly a $300 value in chicken meals must be pretty desperate.
That's the equivalent to a 30 hour work week for the lowest of the food chain. How many hours of camping out does it involve? Selling a bunch of crap on Craigslist on a weekend and there's the $300 income right there.
Jobs are gone. What's left are the scraps and when camping in store fronts doesn't deliver scraps, the fighting will start soon.
It’s perception.
I think you are 100% right.
That’s a very sad photo. Those are our people. Those are Americans.
Ironically consider Chick fil A as a corporation too.
Romney said, “"Corporations are people, my friend... of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets. Human beings my friend.”
The strong survive while the weak beg like dogs in alley for scrap as pictured.
People would stand in front of a full speed train for free stuff.
They obviously have nothing better to do.
For those people who voted for socialism, this is what they get.
This could make a great study or movie like Supersize Me.
Glad I have not eaten any type of meat, fish, or eggs for the last 49 years. No need to look for free chicken... Now if these were veggie burgers, I may get excited.
From the website.
“Grand Prize of one Chick-fil-A Meal per week for a year!”
Q: How many meals can be redeemed with it?
A: The card is valid for 52 Chick-fil-A #1 Meals
Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich - Combo $6.66
x 52 = a cash value of $346.32.
http://www.chick-fil-a.com/Locations/f100-faq
http://www.fastfoodmenuprices.com/chick-fil-a-prices/
Well, fuck me, get the tent! That's like almost Fye-hundrit dollahs!
Betcha some of those "folks" are parteeeeeeeing their way to them free chicken sammies, dude.
I always took acid on camping trips.
"Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich - Combo $6.66"
666!
Does the "A" in Chick-fil-A stand for ANTICHRIST???
Quick someone, save them chilluns!
That's better than employing a marketing guy
Does it come with free surgery after one year?
Free hookers and cocaine might get me up off the couch.
I'm already standing and ready to bolt. I'll trade my cocaine for a better position in line.
Didn't Tim Cook tell us he was iGay. LGBT musit be gathering lost Obama voters.
From a purely financial perspective, Mr Cook (God bless his pointed little head, he can be and do whatever he wants, I have no bitch about that) has potentially screwed some future growth as a number of countries upon which Apple plus many others are betting they derive their growth from, have a big ass taboo about gayness.
So on the one hand, the great outing process applauded by the lefties versus his fiduciary (well at least best commercial efforts) duties to shareholders.
Oh well, in Obama land the shareholders, bondholders and whomever else don't fucking matter, a la GM nationalization, no?
Steve Jobs would have fired Tim Cook if he was alive today. Let's cut to the chase.
BTW, I loathe Apple products, admire Steven Paul, great business sense. Do you realize that was his real name?
People are irrational about 'free' stuff.
Just look at any free gasoline event. These people spend more time and burn more gas to get the free gasoline than its worth.
My guess is this free chicken is much the same.
This doesn't have anything to do with the state of our economy, nothing. You are getting pretty desperate here ZH. This is a damn promotion that appears to be accomplishing exactly what it is intended to do. Move on!
Switch to decaf....
Ativan and Xanax enemas work wonders.
Might as well toss a little Ivory liquid soap in there too.
A clean colon is a happy colon.
Simple, Simple Simple
Tyler's, this is looking like something substantial. There has been a swarm of earthquakes in Northern Nevada. The depth is at 0 and could possibly be a resumption of under ground nuclear tests.
http://ds.iris.edu/seismon/eventlist/index.phtml?region=N_America&lon=-1...
Page is down..
Alternate Links?
Its back now.
Funny, map shows they are in Nevada, but text says Oregon.
http://tinyurl.com/lu3q532
It's giving the location from nearest town, which is apparantly ESE (East by Southeast) of Lakeview Oregon, which is the state to the northwest. c'mon buddy.
I'd rather have a chicken sandwich over an iPhone any day.
Of course, I wouldn't camp out overnight for any consumer good, that's just stupid.
Never eaten at my local Chic-fil-a, the fucking place is always packed, drive through to the street.
Is it really that good?
I mean, it is fast food, right?
It's not bad, but not particularly amazing and certainly not worth the wait. I like it sometimes as a change of pace but wouldn't go out of my way to get it...although it is better than a lot of other fast food places.
I'm guilty of making regular stops by Chipotle for their tacos so I'm not one to really judge.
Actually, Chipotle supports local food, and local farmers. Free range etc.
Better eating there than most fast food places
Never mind .
The blowtorch of love evaporates the hollow heart . Then fill it with confections of desire .
https://www.academia.edu/9161420/Pita_as_Art
And in Related News...
In a desperate attempt to "rally the troops", Hillary and Nancy to offer Free Twerking for a year to the first 100 Democrat donors of $1.50 or more.
No word yet on whether Harry & Barry plan on forging a similar tag-team initiative... Stay Tuned... Developing...
Chikfila is decent but I feel sorry for the kids working there.
Believe it or not taco bueno is the best fast food I've had. It's consistently good quality, or at least the one I frequented.
Was that promo sponsored by Big Pharma? It seems like a sure-fired plan for developing some life-long, pill-popping customers.
Read history.
http://www.encyclopedia.com/topic/Steven_Paul_Jobs.aspx
His products suck, including landscape browser. Still a great success story. Fire Tim Cook. He's a piece of shit.
Let's set our iWatch to see how fast this happens.
But he's gay, that's the new Teflon. Write a shitty, self-aggrandizing op-ed and you've got a job for life...
Where do the tent people ‘go’…. bags and bottles in those tents?
I'm giving away free art for a year, you can cash it in at Sotheby's and Christie's and Phillips. Send for your free art now. Good luck.
I'm down, as long as it's not a trick where I get a can of Artist's Shit instead of something I can hang on the wall.
better than camping out infront of an APPL store for a years supply of gay ass raping from tim cook :)
Which they plan to sell on eBay so they will have enough for a down payment on the next iPhone model. If there is any money left over after that they might make a school loan payment or something.
Try that at Church's wid da gibbsmedatt crowd.
With one in three USSA children living in poverty, can we really still be called a "developed nation?"
Chick-fil-A has been doing this for as long as they have been in business.
It is famous they do this for first 100, and good local advertising. The newspapers take lots of pics and interviews.
It always looks like the management is in the tents though...many have nice clothes and ties, so it might be somewhat a scam, and always everything is tidy and almost set up like it was pre-planned who got what spot...and no fights. Again they all look like managers in the tents. Oh well, it would be fun.
Anyway it tastes good.
Hardly Zero, is that a unitiy gain amplifer? Or are you happy to 1Mohm me?
there are a few interpretations.
Being Electrical I see it as being zero then amplifying the zero moar towards zero. Being "HARD" zero or HardlyZero.
I think this above interpretation is were I begain...I wanted to show my desire to be more zero than naturally possible by amplifying zero...like a virtual ground in an amplifier or Op-Amp circuit.
There is definitely positive feedback.
Also look as a little man with right hand on the amplifier output and feet on ground back to the amplifier input...a risky thing, always keep your left hand in your pocket around high amperage.
I've heard it looks lika an Ankh, so the "little man" may have religious overtones. Subjects like Jubilee occasionally come up.
Another interpretation is that I am "not zero" and so am Hardly(ever)Zero...we all count. To be Hard Zero and Hardly Zero at the same time has a Yin-Yang or Zen concept, or maybe quantum to be both zero and not zero at the same time with a certain probability at any one time (Schrodinger's Cat ? ot Heisenberg Uncertainty).
Just having fun.