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Welcome To Post-Obama America Where Chicken Is The New iPhone
Dozens of young people camping out at the front of a popular store... can only mean one thing?
Free Chicken For A Year
‘Dozens’ of people are camping outside the newly built Chik-Fil-A store.
Why, you ask?
FREE CHICKEN FOR A YEAR! That’s why!
The chain is offering a years worth of free food to the first 100 customers. The first 100 adults in line will get a digital card loaded with a one-year supply of free Chick-fil-A meals.
Welcome to the deep fried recovery.
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Haha jokes on them, society won't last a year
fast food is a rare purchase for me, but chic fil a is at the top of a very short list. Maybe twice in two months.
I have a choice from 4 stores between work/office at any given time. Each is always VERY busy, clean and staffed with hard working, pleasant and capable staff. and the food is very good, in the context of fast food, of course.
I understand Chic Fil A to be a successful business overall, and each store I've been to shows the reason why. The First Store I know of was located in a busy, trendy mall, over thirty years ago. a mall, mind you and NOT open on sunday.
we'll see where things shake out when the number of stores reaches saturation, but they do not have competition for costumers from what I can tell so this may be a hell of a success story (if its not already)
Yeah, but...
I thought those free speech loving liberals and gays were going to shut them down and destroy them with their boycott because they contributed to anti gay marriage initiative.
This obviously is a last gasp publicity stunt before they belly up.
Serves them right for having an unauthorized opinion.
What're you, their PR guy?
Eat at a locallly owned restaurant, that sells real food.
Names company Apple. Logo apple has bite taken. References the fall of man in Genesis 3.
Sells first computer for $666. References the Antichrist in Revelation 13.
"Invents" iCrap. References the five "I" statements by Lucifer in Isaiah 14.
Steve Jobs was a Luciferian Satan worshipper.
Steals liver in Tennessee. You forgot that part.
Guess he didn't want to wait in line like those fine Chik Fil A folks.
That orphan didn't need that liver.
Amazing the connections people can make if they dig enough.
For an year worth of chicken i say with that i would stand in line
That 'food' isn't chicken.
And that 'chicken' ain't food.
.Misfire~
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We've got chicken in th barn, whose barn? my big ol barn, we ain't fakin' there's a whole lotta shakin goin on!
We gotta rearange the pecking order in this country.
I guess they never saw Family Guy?
Makes me hungry just thinking about it. Excerpt from the movie "Samsara"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-BHM48Mi3E
Is it free range Chicken, cooked in non-rancid non-hydrogenated oils? No! I think I would rather search the ditch for warm rabid free range road kill racoon.
There is a reason the things that eat this shit are obese and confused about their sexual preferences.
Long BPA!!
Does that include waffle fries?
Is it cooked in Pork fat, and come with a extra large soda. Now we're talkin my kinda food.
Don't you know mentioning 0bama and (fried) chicken in the same sentence is ray cyst?
Thar be dragons en them thar hills aarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Eating any animal is just plain disgusting.
Vlad the Impalor, upon which the Dracula character is loosly based, used to force women to eat their babies (among countless other horrific things). Close to 700,000 people died in the Roman Collosseum and there is not one plaque or momunet commerorating the tragedy that went on there. No, its a sign of Rome's greatness we now believe. That's the human species for you, pretty pathetic.
Once this gimmic is over it's participants should move their tent camp to the nearest chase bank branch for a free pepper spraying, beating and arrest.
I first heard about this on my free Obamapfone and I verified it with my free Obamainternet so I know it's true. Good thing I have been unemployed for three years and can 'afford' all this free stuff... does it come with drinks too? Do they sell vodka there?
I'm confused. Don't they all get free EBT Cards already?