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France Stinks... Literally
Having promised that he would not run again if unemployment rates remain high, French President Francois Hollande faces not just record low approval ratings but feces-flinging-farmers. In a show of protest against expressing their anger at collapsing prices (due in part to sanctions against Russia), increased environmental regulations, cheap imports, and high costs, thousands took to the streets, dumping pumpkins, potatoes, and carrots, burning cars, flinging apples, and spraying shit all over a government building in Toulouse. The French are not amused...
Dumping veggies..
Burning Cars...
Flinging fruit...
And Spraying Poo... In Toulouse.,..
And Paris...
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Paris, city of plight.
Fart in your general direction!
France is just realizing it hates itself for beleiving all the socialist bullshit all these years. The US will be next.
Their socialist utopia isn't utopian enough for them?
I say we take off and shit-nuke 'em from the combine.
It's the only way to be sure.
"Food fight!!!!"
Listen Zero's.
This story is from Pee You Research.
OH!
@Bangalore
This kind of story is only aimed at doing a cheap shot on France.
It is a good occasion to make fun out of the French, and we will surely have a firework of “good jokes” coming from “superior people”, and even hateful comments - as usual in ZH, when it is about the French.
MERDE!!!
Literally!
Charles de Gaulle airport smells like urine.
Clearly, the French Government has not yet purchased enough hollow points.
I don't think these protests are that serious. If they were they'd be throwing frog legs and bottles of Chateau LeFeet. Anybody can throw pumpkins after halloween's over and liquified power-pumped poo-poo, monsewer, man, whatever. Throw shit by hand now that's a different story.
It's the only way to be sure. Somebody wake up Hicks.
Stop thinking like me. I don't want to be part of a collective.
Sorry. My bad.
Resistance is futile.
Yo.
I was just resting my eyes.
Honest.
Where are all the riot police?
No they aren't. Socialism will never be to blame. There will always be an outside reason to lay blame for socialism's faiure.
But they can SEE utopia. It's right there at the end of the rainbow.
the real issue is that they obviously werent socialist enough, need wage and price controls for stabiliiiiitttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
When in doubt, always blame CAPITALISM. (ain't that the truth)
Yes because infinite growth in a finite world could never be wrong.
Pour la plupart, ce sont des cons, purs et simples, et on voit le même état d'esprit dans le sud de la Belgique. Qu'ils se rattachent seulement à la France et qu'ils fichent la paix aux Flamands du nord.
A vrai dire, je commence a avoir royalement marre de gens pareilles. Comment est-ce qu'on va expliquer tout cela à nos enfants?
Nuf' said, I suppose. I'm starting to regret that I've once learned to speak and write French.
I do have to add i've written this comment after a bottle of Gordon Scotch and some glasses of excellent red wine of the Mendoza region in Argentina.
Or maybe it's not as simple as putting neat little labels on everything.
"Socialists" = Red Herring. Banksters and Zio-Cons LOVE to find Useful Fools to consume their fiat, and then also be their Fall Guys.
It's like the Drug Dealers blaming their addicted junkies.
But, hey, I get it: The world is full of uninformed "Folks"; and ZH is full of lazy, knee-jerk thinkers.
If you would have read the few sentences you would know, that it's because the prices of vegetables had been destroyed by the Globalists' war against Russia.
Btw, France is one country, that was not pushing ahead and the CEO of Total had to pay the highest price for being a friend of Russia.
Btw, even an unemployed in France has a better life than a the average working US sheep. And no French worker needs two or three jobs to feed his family and students do not start their life as debt slaves and the best education of the children is not restricted tot he 1%. And everyone has excellent healthcare and retired people are not dependent on Wall St.
It's fascinating how US Americans still believe in the globalist fairy tales how well they were doing and so you don't even recognize that it is the City of London and New York, who are desperately trying to avoid an axis Paris-Berlin-Moscow, because that would mean your stinking bankster regime would be OUT!
Agreed with your comments on France, but the problem is that their system is proving to be unsustainable now. The European umbrella bought them some time, that's all. Remember, the Greek also enjoyed a tremendous boost in their way of life until it all came crashing down for lack of funds.
Memorise this word well, because it will become a very familiar concept in the near future: unsustainable.
Totally agree. Socialism isn't what destroyed Europe. Socialism in Europe was doing fine before the crash of the American housing market. I'm fed up with all these americans here talking about socialism while they haven't the slightest clue what they're talking about. Who knows, maybe these guys enjoy their student loan debt and lack of productivity. And yes, a socialist nation can actually be productive. Bet I'm gonna get junked for this, but whatever. Truth hurts delusional people.
" Socialism in Europe was doing fine before the crash of the American housing market. "
It never occoured to you as you wrote that line that the Socialists in France required access to the rehypothecated fraudulently finincialized property bubble induced by the central bank of another repressive crony capitalist ponzi in order to perpetual their own unsustainable illusion of a free lunch?
It was great for France to place bets in the crooked Wall St./City of London casinos as long as their losses were never counted up. The European Banks -including the French- were and are in need of bailouts having been bankrupted in the aftermath of a collapsed FED induced/encouraged episode of rampant fraud.
IF is ever to be discovered whether or not socilaism can work for France that nation will have to seal itself off from the rest of the world and distribute only that which it has within it's borders amongst it's populace.
-NO EMU, NO IMF, NO foreign investments, no imports or exports of energy or food or materiels or goods or technology or services, no immigration or offshoring, etc. Socialism will either be proven to work by running an entirely closed system for a few generations or it will never be proven to work anywhere ever. Good fucking luck trying to tell the French farmers that Socialism means only selling within their own borders forever and forget about dumping foodstuffs on Russia or selling wine to Britain or wiring money off to Wall St. casinos to prop their derivative gaming of their own dysfunctional internal markets.
Try and keep things in relative context. France's population is 67 million. U.S. Population is 320 million. Lot easier to keep muppets in France happily munching away on free croissants. Now let France import 100 million illegal rabbit-horny aliens and then see what happens dude.
France is about the size of Texas. Why would there ever be 100 million more of anybody, and what does your argument have to do with anything? It is like asking what would happen if we moved everyone in the US to the southeast and parachuted another 100 million in on top of that. It probably would not be that great.
@againstthelie
thats total bullsh*t. all the young people have to work in practica, where they dont earn enough to live and still too much to die. after practica time they are byebyed. even with best education.
you still didnt understood: the crisis was to eliminate the middleclass. europe is going straight into slavery, exept the 1%.
But grassrootmovement is exploding, good education makes them exchange knowledge and look for better ways and systems to interact.
cooperation will win - in the end, might still take some time though.
Years ago I heard that "Love Stinks".
What part of "every single person involved in the above events is a card-carrying socialist*" (which is merely the norm) don't you understand?
* in American parlance, of course.
Fetchez la vache.
Masking scent for the women.
IBID: Masking scent for the unwashed women.
Clean people do not need their scent masked. Only dirty ones do. Although... did you know that...
Tests show that people respond sexually to Pheromones, which are secreted in different amounts by different parts of the body. It turns out that the groin and underarms secrete the most. Therefore, for the ultimate positive effect, one should shower well all body parts, except these two areas. But use an underarm deodorant just the same. According to studies, it turns out that if a man does this, or uses a 1-day old T-shirt, that more women will feel "attracted" to him. The differences are subtle but real. You should still shower and keep clean, but being "too clean" also means "No Pheromones".
Moral: Like so many things in life, MODERATION is the key.
p.s. It also turns out that people who don't like another person's pheromones, just aren't bio-chemically compatible. Either as friends or as lovers. The Germans have a saying that's rooted in this: "Ich kann den nicht riechen". Literally it means "I can't stand his smell", but we'd just say "I can't stand him". Note also that the sense of Smell is one of the oldest and most important in biology and in Mammals. It still holds true for Humans too, come to find out. So think it through, before you have a Modern Consumer knee-jerk reaction, that's been conditioned by TV and Madison Ave.
Oh merde!
It's hilarious, that ZH thinks that Russian sanctions are even worth mentioning in the context of the French malaise.
Hey Tyler, you never get tired of the taste of Vlad's schlong do you??
Peak Socialism and Peak Fascism.
I love French farmers. Don´t we all?
Nobody riots like the French! But notice the people picking through the unwanted produce...
Why not it is still good.
Got to hand it to the French - even their rotting produce looks better than American GMO garbage for sale in Wal-Mart.
Saw some cages of rats getting dumped over the fence into the liquid manure.
Reminded me of a recent Socialist Freedom Action demo in downtown Seattle a few weeks back.
Long live the Revolution! Allah Akbar!!
Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/045335_giant_rats_new_york_pest_control.html#ixzz3IP7Nk0UxWhy not? Fermenting (rotting) potatoes make good vodka!
Just be careful of dilluting with ethanol. You'll go blind. Or is that from hairy palms. I'm not sure, I would know either way.
Bullshit, methanol and acetone distill at a lower temperature than ethanol. Very easy to be sure you have only ethanol.
Right... As long as you throw away that first jar or two, the rest should be fine.
Re: "Very easy to be sure you have only ethanol."
It is not simply a matter of boiling points, you have to consider Raoult's Law and deviations from Raoult's Law. Methanol is added to ethanol to produce denatured alcohol so that it cannot be easily converted back to ethanol for recreational consumption. It is certainly doable, but if it was "very easy" to separate ethanol and methanol, methanol would not be used to denature ethanol. Avoiding methanol in the starting material is the best approach if you are going distill at home.
Just think how many of the Wookie's school lunches one could make with those carrots, potatoes, and gourds?
Bake them up, season properly, call them Freedom Fries and the kids will eat them!
Better than the dreck Michelle is pushing in the tots right now.
My mother-in-law is a lunch lady. Says the only way kids will eat that stuff is drench it in ranch dressing.
the Wookie's school lunches...
They'd not be able to make any. In case you didn't notice, there were no labels indicating serving size, caloric content, daily nutritional values of any vitamins, minerals, etc. and I'm appalled there were no Material Safety Data Sheets distributed beforehand when the poop patrol began distributing their wares. Where's an effective Executive Order when you need it?
FREEDOM SHIT
Not that I am sticking up for the French but at least they are doing something like feeding people for free while they make a political statement, the American version of this is watching TV and eating fast food.
Just saying.
I think Im liking French people, the Quenelle and all.
Maybe they are stereotyped as Surrender Monkeys because they dont give in easily to the Oligarch tribes, while hte rest of the countries are like docile cows.
cultural stereotypes exist to disguise individual human truths. consider the demographic that perpetuates those newsy-lies via film, music, & "news".
Culture is your operating system, delete it! ~ T. McKenna
Free potato's? If they sprayed shit anywhere within 100 yards of any .Gov building in the USA, they'd be shot on sight.
Things might not have come to that, if the US citizens had shown some spine earlier on, when they were waving flags and singing patriotic songs.
Manure attack = bioterizm
Hoof in Mouth could be contained in that poo and their politicians are known carriers so it don't matter
maybe he'll have better luck if he changed name to francois spaine
What the fuck is wrong with those French oligarchs? Why can't they settle those people down? Haven't they heard of iCrap, Cheetos and , "reality teevee"? They need to get it together and get these sheeple under control. You would never see people acting like that here in the U.S.... Well then again the fat fucks here are allergic to vegetables it seems.
Dump the chicken drumsticks and watch them disappear.
The French didn't fluoridate their water enough back in the 1950's.
If they had followed US fluoridation recommendations, their populace would by now be obese, medicated zombies like in the US that vote in the same clowns over and over again and never hit the streets in protest...
a very sad truth, fluoride affects the thyroid (among other crippling effects).
intentionally used via imported "science" post WW2. . .
London and Paris: A Tale of Two Cities. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. A timeless classic.
"Paris stinks!" - City of London
"London's Banksters stink!" - Parisians
you need human shit in solution to get your point across. using dried manure is just a waste of good manure.
I can smell what you're cookin', baby! And it smells like REVOLUTION!
(OK, probably more like some new farm subsidies provided by benevolant, socialist .gov)
pardon me but do you have any grey poop on?
Lol..... +1
Traditional or Bold & Spicy?
Flash mob to piss on the doors of a govt building?
Not all the door, some are very old and beautiful, just the handles..
I take it you didn't watch the video. The stream of poo being blasted out of the hose all over and INTO that govt building looked fairly...aqueous.
Something's rotten in France.
To rot, or not to rot, that is the question—
Whether 'tis nobler in the Mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortunes,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of Troubles,
And by opposing, end them? To lie, to keep—
No more; and by a clean Sweep, to say we End
The Heart-ache, and the thousand unnatural Stocks
That a Crash is heir to?
'Tis a Consumption
Devoutly to be wished. To lie, to keep, to screw, to sleep.
To sleep, and perchance to Dream; Aye, there's the Vapor rub,
For in that sleep of Wealth, what Dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal Coil,
Must give us pause for an Unhappy Ending.
- Ham Let
Good on the French farmers!!!
Looks like Detroit after Pistons win an NBA championship......
Nope, that's the way Detroit looks all the time. A utopian's wet dream.
I think this is a great idea. Throw a little shit there way, simple, to the point, and relatively inexpensive.
~I~ support these French farmers 100 pissent.
Of course if that was here, you'd be a terrorist.
That shit shooter in the vid is awsome! gotta remember to get me one when the thugs line up for the riots...spray and pray baby!
Starving Africans are watching this and scratching their heads, if not outright disgusted.
Watching it on what? They have teevees there but no food?
90% of the "Refugees" that come into Europe have a brand new Smart-Phone in hand and are fully connected through Facebook/Skype/Twitter with their relatives in Africa.
The starving Africans watch everything on YouTube these days on their iPhone 6's
Whoops, I thought you were talking about EBT recipients in Detroit...
Chances are pretty good that starving Africans aren't even aware this is going on. You know the mentally distracted retards in the U.S don't know about it.
News outlets know their audiences don't care. French farmers protesting is a big yawneroo. Give us a fucking break. France amounts to whatever, 60 million out of 7,000 million people on the planet.
They're in the Paris suburbs.
to be fair, French farmers have always been a spoilt lot, always ready to protest any time the govt don't increase handouts or give them more holidays.
French farmers have been driven off their family lands because of stupid Agricultural policies.
It is worth more to grow nothing on your land then to grow something, in some instances.
An acre in South America is more valuable than an acre in France, in terms of the price per acre and revenue.
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sounds familiar, et tu amrka?
I admit my knowledge of France and their protesting farmers are largely from a French counterpart of mine from a client's company from years back, he was a Parisian and from the upper-middle class, so his views may be quite biased. Since it's been years I last talked to him(both of us having moved on to different companies), they may or may not reflect French policy or the reality today, but from what he told me, that's how French farmers used to have it.
But simple economics still holds, a farmer gorwing pumpkins or carrots in a developed nation like France, that does not have the benefit of massive scale of production(like agri-exporters US and Australia), is not going to be able to produce on the same costs as farmers from many other less developed nations in the world, that's just reality. If they are to survive they have to be on govt handouts in one form or another. Without handouts, then dying a slow death, or becoming a cottage industry, unfortunately, is the expected result.
So, according to you... "Managing Prices (via Supply) and using Leverage" is something that only Executives and Banskters should be allowed to use?
Pray tell us, oh sufferer from Stockholm Syndrome.
French towns stink of rotting vegetables and feces? Probably an improvement from the normal French Oudre.
Rotten potatoes...now they really stink.
The spraying shit thing happened in Scotland not so long ago, wow Europeans really do have a Common Union!
And this despite French farmers getting 2-3x the market prices due to EU subsidies, .. imagine they had to make due with or below Market Price! Oh mon Dieu!
Ah... Paris...
Veggies? Vegetables. In the UK, they've gone as far as to rename them "veg". Sorry, I'm easily irritated.
Soon they'll be known as just "V". Which reminds me, they should have done this on Guy Fawkes day.
Shit hit the fan
! WOW ! I totally take back all the shit I ever spoke about the French! I am so fucking humbled and sorry! When you take the turd-hearse downtown and let fly at the Gov. buildings... that's Boss. Putin wishes he'd fucking thought of this it's so cool. James Bond is going to pretend he's French now.
I particularly enjoyed seeing that one window that was open. That office is literally "the shit!"
This will never again be an issue in the US, as there's not enough family farmers left to matter, and Con-Agra et al., rely on lobbyists for influence.
PLUS ONE! on "Turd-hearse"
Until government is held to it's own laws and whatever constitution it is supposed to live under, socialism will forever expand, until Marxism is worldwide. This is because of the principle agent dilemma. The agents, (the elite) have great incentives to mass power while the principles, (the people) want and need liberty.
The only way to solve the principle agent dilemma of government is to oblige government to actually police itself. To that end a Fourth Branch would be sufficient means. A Constitutional branch of government, that's total responsibility and source of power would be to police government officials, holding them to all the laws they pass and especially our Constitution. I fleshed out the idea in The fourth Branch. Read 80% free here...
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/277193
You could have four thousand branches of government, and you'll still never escape the fact that they are wholly owned by the oligarchs and their mafia networks.
Your solution (as ALL political solutions are) is merely another divide and conquer tool used to fool the masses into believing it is "their" government.
The true problem is the central banks of the world which empower the criminal collectives. As long as they are in charge of "money," nothing good can occur in a political world. To believe otherwise is to be a self-propelled tool of your own enslavement.
Yup ,
That'll do it.
Another Govt. Agency to police the other Govt. Agencies that are already policing the govt. agencies.
Hahahaha.
Many years ago we had a thing called the press that used to do that but it was bought out.
Thats the ticket my French friends. Fucking superb use of liquid shit. ;-)
On that note, as a cleaning contractor, best of luck you government cunts getting anyone in to clean that 'Shit' up.
I fucking love it. Give them hell my French friends...
Thumbs fucking up.
:-)
I'm going to assume they'll use fire-hoses.
They could improve that shit wagon with a guillotine mounted on the front of it. The totally automatic way to recycle politicians and bankers.
The Ebola powerwashers are up for hire if they are still alive, they don't care what shit literally, they are spraying off...
"Let them eat vegetables...."
A kilo of spanish strawberries sells in France for €4, french produced strawberries sell for €8 to €12 a kilo. and the same goes for olive oil, peaches etc...
This is french socialist wealfare strictly applied in motion.
The next step is a harder collectivist government such as the Front National or the Front de Gauche that closes the borders so that french people, not being able to pay for the french strawberries, do not eat strawberries at all. French farmers go bankrupt equally and the whole house of cards falls apart.
looks at the rubes smiling as they throw food
farmers and unions run france
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xRd02K-aa8
Question is, when is da Amerikan peeples going to get of der FAT ASSES? Oh wait, publisher's clearing house is at the door. Never mind.
Try that in states, yea right, terrorist!!!! you will get full city lockdown and battalion of cops with grenades and M16.
Ferguson squared.
Good point! After all, they drained a reservoir because some guy urinated in it. Nobody seemed to care that birds, fish, and other animals do both regularly in the reservoir, along with the old die and rot routine.
you know what to do in USA...
The ole catapults would come in handy right about now.
Le Idiocracy
The fact is nothing is getting better in France or most of the Euro-zone and only serious and painful reform will help. ECB President Mario Draghi's last move towards more QE is no more than stupidity on steroids, even words like misdirected and boneheaded do it a disservice. This is more proof that the Euro-zone is in big trouble, both the union and the flawed currency is again begging to crumble.
One is forced to wonder if Japan and the Yen will crash first considering how each day Japan slides closer to the economic abyss or whether the Euro will lead the way into the wastebasket. Draghi has helped the countries of Europe kick the can down the road but this only delays the failure on the Euro. More on how the Euro-zone has failed to make any real reforms in the article below.
http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2014/09/euro-zone-and-draghi-both-mired-i...
Whether you like them or not...
"They wrote the book"!
The French are revolting.
Sacre poo!
You see America? See? THAT is how you treat politicians.
I applaud throwing shit on government buildings.
When I was in Paris and visiting the Eiffel Tower, I didn't take the elevator, rather the stairway up one of the legs of the tower. A very nice climb up and what a view. The stairway ends below the top, and to get to the very top from there, one must use the elevator. On the grounds and park area where the Tower sits, there are NO restrooms. I found the closest WC on one of the streets just before the park. 50 cents to access the WC and the little old Chinese toilet lady is right there.
Labor/work can not be called into existance by decree, so way should money be called into existance by decree.
How can you ever be patriotic and trust a Prime Minister who has the name of another Nation ? Hollande ? It's like the USA had a President named Kenia ??
Hollande is actually president...
Our prime minister, otoh, was born in SpainCatalunya. Should explain his natural gift with economics...
close....
If they had the Internet and Cell Phones in 1789, and the NSA, the French 'terrorists' would never have been able to storm the Bastille.
The French stunk when I was there in the early 70s. So what's new?
Aw, come on, it's not shit but plain good ole' cow manure. You know, that past thingy one put on the soils before Monsanto invaded American farms with "clean" fertilizers (thereby reducing the health levels and life expectancy of Americans)?
Viva El jujalismo !
Turns its citizens into crying babies demanding daddy state to do something
In the US the gov't has the monopoly on shit. They make it, we eat it, and if we don't like it, tough shit.
There's a kind of beautiful symmetry to it all.
That's some funny shit.
Paris has a very long and well documented history of this... Hollande would do very well to study up.
All because Obama wants to start WW3 with Russia.
Meh. If you live in Europe you would know that a year without french farmers dumping shit and burning crap in the streets is very rare indeed. No doubt they'll be blocking the roads leading to Calais, because no protest is complete without stranding some english tourists on their shores so the kids can experience the delights of adding their crap beside the motorway and being called putain by every passing ogling local.
Give purchasing power back to the French and the farmers will have a market.
No need to sell abroad for oil you do not need.
However this means almost no cars on the road.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/wine/8599563/French-wine-consumption-drops-by-three-billion-bottles.html
(telegraph article dated 2011)
Ahhh ... Paris.
No wait, it's Toulouse. Toulouse gets all of the great classic farmer protests.
Let the French be French
and same apply to all Europe country, each and all...
but can't parasite run things from central as with EU bloodsuckers