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Sat, 11/08/2014 - 22:30 | 5428615 Lumberjack
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Speaking of dwarf tosses, looks like Vlad is about to toss someone again...

 

Russian Energy Giants Consider Listing Securities on Hong Kong Stock Exchange: Minister 

http://en.ria.ru/business/20141108/195319981/Russian-Energy-Giants-Consi...

 

BEIJING, November 8 (RIA Novosti) - Russian energy giants RosneftLukoil and Gazpromconsider listing their securities in Asian currencies on the Hong Kong Stock Exchange, Russian Economic Development Minister Alexei Ulyukayev said Saturday.

"The largest Russian companies – Gazprom, Rosneft and Lukoil – are considering the Hong Kong Stock Exchange as a platform to list their securities in Asian currencies (yuan, Hong Kong dollar, Singapore dollar)," the ministry's press service quoted Ulyukayev as saying at a meeting with the Hong Kong's Commerce and Economic Development Bureau's Secretary Gregory So held on the sidelines of the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit in Beijing.

According to the minister, the Russian energy giants are now taking actions aimed at having direct access – without the involvement of entities registered in other jurisdictions – to the Hong Kong Stock Exchange in order to list their securities in Hong Kong dollars.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 23:01 | 5428668 old naughty
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Russia has been in Hong Kong for a while now.

The closing of the HKMEx may be more than manipulation by London on gold prices...

Here's Putin's SCO :

http://www.caseyresearch.com/articles/putin-signs-secret-pact-to-crush-nato

 

btw, Vlad may just be another tossee, no?

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 23:32 | 5428710 Lumberjack
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Damn iphone :(

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 23:30 | 5428709 Lumberjack
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Sorry dup.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 21:43 | 5428493 himaroid
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Oh Janus, come ouuuuuut, and PLAAAAAAAAAAAAYY.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 20:03 | 5428243 himaroid
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Dude, I am going to make sure my nephews know about you.

A legend.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 20:04 | 5428249 himaroid
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And my nieces.

A couple of them are excellent shot.s

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 16:54 | 5427762 kaiserhoff
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The French say, that when a man is bored with Paris, he is bored with life.

Maybe so, but pour moi, tits and dwarf tossing never get old;)

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 20:08 | 5428260 himaroid
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The best part of LIFE francoischies, is in the giant oak forests up and down this river. far, far, far from In seine. The frenchies mostly became deathly boring long long ago.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 16:31 | 5427716 palmereldritch
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I like the perspective...still foisting himself upon us

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 16:29 | 5427710 toadold
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I remember back in the Clinton years watching the first Congressional Address, an loe and behold there was Greenspan sitting all coszy and chatting up Hillary.  So much for avoiding the apperance  of sucking up. 

"Yes Mistress, anything you say Misstress. Butt shine Mistress?"

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 16:39 | 5427729 covert
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silly.

covert.co.nr

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 16:25 | 5427701 Panic Mode
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LOL! SUPER! But make sure towards a brick wall or nail bed

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 15:08 | 5427494 Yen Cross
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    Greenspam looks like a gecko lizard launching itself towards a light bulb to eat an insect.

   Midget tossing Video 2 - YouTube

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 14:35 | 5427467 joego1
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This guy blows all these bubbles with conjured up cash and then after he's good and retired he says "Yep, just kidding, gold really is money"

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 15:17 | 5427553 shovelhead
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Back then he had a job to do.

Big difference from going from philosophy to laboring in the salt mines for Massa.

Massa say fetch, you fetch.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 13:30 | 5427322 the grateful un...
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http://www.prudentbear.com/2014/11/back-to-nineties_7.html#more

 

The Maestros vanity prevents him from recognizing the political reality (that he and his Fed breathren are political appointees). now that the GOP has taken control of Congress some believe the Fed will get the same scrutiny as Fannie and Freddie did in the 90's. The GSEs were a dumping ground for subprime loans, while everyone looked the other way, Congress bashed the leadership of those organizations, but nothing changed. As for Greenspan I feel pretty sure he was up to his spats in enabling Nixons slush funds, which only provides him with an more important reason to lie about his independent fed. Much as Alex Rodriquez lied about PEPs, but gave it up (privately) to DEA agents. the difficulty with opening the Feds books will be even more complicated than opening Fannies books (they couldn't or wouldn't provide the information, millions were unaccounted for, remember?) in the end the GSEs were replaced by FHA, and my best guess is that if you break the bank at Eccles Mariner, (the bulk of their balance sheet will have to go somewhere) and that might be an off balance sheet account at UST ( the financial shock and awe of QE is the Iraq War redux only this time with monetary weapons of mass destruction). the scale of the matter being somewhat larger than the housing bubble. the problem in macro terms is that without the FED what is the status of the EU, Japan, etc, which is why Japan starting full monetization. its all pulling together ducklings, the Feds days are numbered.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 20:49 | 5428364 blindfaith
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all been said before, so many times, in fact, that it is like the VIX..no one pays it any mind. We walk into the light....the light from the money burning the holes in the pockets of the likes of this Greenspan Zion monster and hope no one notices we sold out our neighbor with nonsense...the pipers song.

Nothing is an accident. Accidents don't happen in nature and they don't happen in the world man has created. ( please note that I did not write GOD since he/she/it wants no part of this mistake any more than dinosaurs. Heaven?...well, you are sitting in it right now.

All the powers will erase all that you children know or think they heard you mention to you wife in frustration. Embrace the new wage of the Iphone, the smart phone that tells you are brushing your teeth with that new super app.

Americans have never experienced what makes other societies "street smart". God for bid, we are smart (God blessed and given) to begin with and will never suffer that which makes 'street smarts'. Not yet.....later that day.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 12:59 | 5427269 kaiserhoff
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We have great expectations, William, and you never disappoint.

Thanx.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 12:46 | 5427238 Joebloinvestor
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Always knew he was a tosser.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 12:17 | 5427180 Otto Zitte
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Too many Corzines, not enough Jareds.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 12:05 | 5427154 Fix It Again Timmy
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Here's Andrew Johnson's apt take on Central Banking:

"It is to be regretted that the rich and powerful too often bend the acts of government to their selfish purposes... There are no necessary evils in government. Its evils exist only in its abuses. If it would confine itself to equal protection, and, as Heaven does its rains, shower its favors alike on the high and the low, the rich and the poor, it would be an unqualified blessing."

Andrew Jackson, Veto Message of the Second Central Bank of the United States

 

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 21:11 | 5428412 blindfaith
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Yes, there was, already, a bit of history ( something soon to be replaced by more fantasy by the human powers we can't or don't want to see) as far back as, the boy from the bannan fields of Jamaca, Mr. Hamilton.  A nice Scottish boy who knew he could make America rich with Fiat Currency chopped into small and smaller pieces.  See all that Tulipp stuff rubbed off. Never mind that the Scotts spent a kings ( and almost bankrubted the counrty) fortune taking bibles to the 'new world' ( where we live' and practice and know 'by-heart' God's law and the ten commandmants like the latest Rap song by. by...by.. oh you know who).

 

Nothing is new...just repackaged like....well, chips.  As for the rich and powerfull, well, the world (however) didn't wait. but instead, moved on....and nothing changes and nothing is new.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 18:08 | 5427965 wisefool
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+20

Even if the $20 FRN mocks him, they were too scared to put the all seeing eye on it.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 11:24 | 5427069 Budd aka Sidewinder
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Wish they were tossing him into a vat of acid instead of a velcro bullseye.....maybe someday

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 10:36 | 5426994 Disenchanted
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Did you mean the dwarf tosser?

...or maybe the gnome tosser.

 

Sir Alan Greenspan: The Maestro(Master) of Logorrheic Bullshit.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 10:49 | 5427016 williambanzai7
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No. He is not the toss[er]. He is the toss[ee}

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 15:07 | 5427534 shovelhead
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In this instance, my interpetation of 'tossing the dwarf' and yours are quite similar.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 11:31 | 5427079 RaceToTheBottom
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duped maestro.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 11:31 | 5427078 RaceToTheBottom
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I hope he is covered with velcro. Cause Maestros bounce!!!

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 10:53 | 5427022 Disenchanted
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Either way he's still a wordy wanker...

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 22:42 | 5428637 old naughty
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...for the cabal.

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 01:04 | 5426589 disabledvet
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Banned by the UN no less.

"Mr Speaker...i believe now is the time to right a great wrong comitted against the rights of our little ones woe these many.   And to think people wonder why jobs refuse to recover oh these many years. If a dwarf wants to be hurled by some giant of a man I say...THIS IS AMERICA!  TOSS THAT CUTE LITTLE MUNCHKIN RIGHT HERE IN THE HALLS OF CONGRESS IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES!

I do apologize for the outburst.  I understand there are those who don't take me seriously...and one day I will have my revenge on you!...but before then...let us reach out to those who arw the truly unseen...YEARNING for one flight of fame!  YEARNING to....

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