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But... but... that weak jobs report was so very strong. Who could have possibly seen that coming?
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Still 30 minutes left to pump it.
Oh, LTER, it'll all take care of itself, because the economy is so hot and so many jobs being created, the Fed's gotta tighten tomorrow, big time. Thank God there's no inflation. Jeeesh!
Tighten that policy, Janet.
Let's have a Real Recessiontm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxY4epFFqwI
Its like watching people on a sinking ship optimistic about what a great view there is
It's almost like there is an algo which scrapes ZH on bloomberg for the exact moment TD1 posts a technical cross-plot, just to troll the shit out of retail.
In the words of Dr Venkmann, remind me to send those guys at RampCapital a fruit basket.
damn profit-takers! uncle fed hates you.
And so it shall be done melord http://www.bloomberg.com/quote/SPX:IND
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Yeah. All that index ETF buying. DO they do that on Fridays?
Every day that ends in an s is a good day.
Including the ones where we send more troops to Iraq and buy unlimited amounts of Ebola gear, make room for all the new employees all over the economy, cheer the falling prices and praise the honesty and integrity of our masters.
Halleluiah!
everyday that ends in a y is a good day... fixed it for ya knucks...
These moves mean the same on the way down as they do on the way up. Absolutely nothing!
It looks like the sheeples are starting to understand what we have been talking about here for years. I do believe this Merry Go Round is about to stop. But, it will take time, and the Darth Vaders of finance, banking and the federal reserve will do all they can to derail this train of truth.
The Piper is always paid. His patience is beyond belief.....But, he will be paid.
The economic recovery is so strong that Target is closing 11 stores:
http://time.com/money/3558447/target-closing-stores/
The alligators jaws snap shut... just like before.
gss (gold miner) up almost 20 percent last 2 days, following a good quarterly report. Of course it's down 50 percent since I bought it but I'll hang on.
Why? - Seriously, Frank, What is it that you know that I don't? Explain.
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Didn't Wall St see the wages? This is GREAT news for them!*
*but not for 70% of America. But that's how the stock market has risen; what is bad for Main Street is good for the parasites on Wall St.
and yet again the magic stick save of these completely fraudulent fucking markets in the last 15 minutes of all....
what a complete fucking farce this country has become....
I don't know why anybody would think otherwise.
This country has been a farce for a long, LONG time.
yeah...guess sayin it aint even necessary anymore.
Never underestimate my powerz to levitate the markets Bitchez!
Or
Fill the gap, prepare for crash (my preferred choice)
BTW, ZH nearly ticked the bottom of the "sell-off" with this post.
Great job once again, whichever Tyler posted this.
The current equity market scenario vividly reminds me of the BoE Jawboning back in November of '13 and again in June of '14 when Carney suggested rate hikes.
I've never seen such a crock of shit in my life. Look where Cable is currently trading, and look at the lousy GBP macro over the last 2-3 months.
The bloviating about rate increases in the states is equally idiotic. It's pure hyperbole and NOTHING else. The usd is going to get hammered hard very soon. People are going to run for tangible assets.
Yes. One has to marvel at the veritable symphony these guys conduct. They must have a war room where they first concoct a story: "OK, now we're going to build a narrative of a strong USD (and a glut) and thus hopeless commodities - silver, oil, gold, energy equities." Then some of the guys go to Bloomberg, Reuters, WSJ (all controlled by a few guys) and feed them the bullshit stories they can parrot, per the narrative. In a synchronized manner, other guys are active in futures - hammering the hell out of silver, as an example - shit, everyone is happy to sell 'cause the dollar will go higher and rate hikes are just around the corner! Then they'll start a controlled crash in equities (which they've unloaded into the rising market and are now engorged with puts). Then they'll tag the Fed to send someone out to say that it's not their job to prop up the markets, etc. Etc. How else can these fuckers make billions in trading every f'ing quarter? Fundamental analysis?
REVERSAL next week - an epic avalanche of sell orders. Some of those smarties who've been shorting the hell out of VXX (and thus proping up the market in a positive feedback loop) will behead themselves with butter knives per the established tradition - it'll be on YouTube by evening on Monday.
Also - the banks that have been selling the Fed their bonds at higher and higher prices and using the cash to buy equities will reverse the process. They'll sell those equities into a controlled crash, using the indexes this time to splash on the news and media. They'll rotate into the specific sectors they've deliberately taken to the woodshed lately and told everyone to sell - energy equities, oil futures, silver, gold. Also, they must be long vol like no tomorrow.
The vol shorters will be selling into a rising VXX like they've been doing (it's a sure thing!). There'll be shares to borrow because GS will be buying and making them available. BOOM.
Polar Vortex coming earlier this year: kiss Q4 and Q1 goodbye.....
http://iceagenow.info/2014/11/noaa-polar-plunge-cold-purple/
The chasm between the financial markets and the Main Street economy is becoming ever wider. Are the stock and bond markets even relevant to Main Street any more?