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Is China Sending America A Message?

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There was China's president, Xi Jinping, Russia's president Vladimir Putin to his right, next to Philippine president Aquino and the uberwealthy Sultan of Brunei Hassanal Bolkiah. And then there is Barack Obama, right in the middle of the "wives club"...

h/t Brian

 

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Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:23 | 5433292 ekm1
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Oh my God, on my God...........

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:27 | 5433313 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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I thought it was some kind of Trekkie convention ...

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:27 | 5433324 SWRichmond
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The Cart King

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:30 | 5433330 Relentless101
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Hey! Has anyone thought that maybe the wives like the BBC? This. Is. Merica!

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:31 | 5433344 Publicus
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We are seeing the future being made.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:33 | 5433364 overexposed
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Best. Foreign. Policy. EVAR!

Holy cow, Harvard's really done wonders for our country...

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:37 | 5433391 Publicus
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Putin looked like Picard there

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:39 | 5433402 SoilMyselfRotten
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He's just lining up some bitchezz for his next gig

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:45 | 5433453 Headbanger
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Just fucking resign already Barry!

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:47 | 5433464 outamyeffinway
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No pin for Obama or was it BYOG?

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:03 | 5433552 SilverIsKing
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Obama should have borrowed Pharrell's hat for the photo.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:19 | 5433639 BurningFuld
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If he could at least golf a bit better the Chinese would have more respect for him.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:54 | 5433765 Squid-puppets a...
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and i think it looks like theres Australias tony abbott right behind Obama, sniffing his butt like usual

 

edit on closer look thats some other chump. abbott must be right up in there out of sight

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:56 | 5433776 HardlyZero
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Beam me up Scotty.

Fiat allows many crash clowns.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:57 | 5433784 BLOTTO
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#44 will get snuffed out...its in the st*rs.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 17:51 | 5433951 Save_America1st
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<---- Star Trek convention

<---- The alien Cantina from Star Wars

 

***I voted Star Trek convention.  And it's obvious that obama isn't part of the regular crew.  He's the expendable guy who always dies first down on the planet. 

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 18:22 | 5434086 TahoeBilly2012
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Obama is well aware he is a clown puppet and well aware of the agenda when he signed up.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 18:35 | 5434142 I am more equal...
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And this is best the left/democrats/socialist can produce?

Some animals are more equal than others...

Well, this animal just led himself to the slaughter.

Clariste, what do you hear?

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 18:38 | 5434177 jimmytorpedo
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Obama is a cactus after all.

A woman cactus.

All prickly and shit.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 18:51 | 5434229 The Alarmist
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Nah, it's just the Chinese being Raycis (look at the distribution of pigmentation and tell me its not true).

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 19:09 | 5434304 BaBaBouy
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This Is What You Get For Letting All The BANKSTERS Off Scott Free...
This Is Pretty Much The Future Picture For The USD, Over To The Side, Biatch.
We Are Seeing The Birth Of A ""NEW World FINANCIAL ORDER"", Right There.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 22:47 | 5435103 Richard Chesler
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How do you say Obama in Chinese?

CHU CHAY NBOI

 

 

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 23:45 | 5435338 Four chan
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obama is a bitch and it reflects badly on actual americans.

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 01:51 | 5435615 Richard Chesler
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That's what happens when you suck too much squid dick.

 

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 04:16 | 5435727 Manthong
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Obamba be nobody’s bitch..

He be everybody’s bitch.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 19:22 | 5434389 beemasters
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I see what you mean...How dare they placed reds and pinks in front more than than greens and blues!

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 19:22 | 5434390 beemasters
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I see what you mean...How dare they placed reds and pinks in front more than than greens and blues!

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 18:49 | 5434222 beemasters
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People, be nice. It's not easy to be part of the Joy Luck Club. Kudos, Amerika.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 19:46 | 5434476 bpj
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Jesus Christ, wherever he ends up this Thanksgiving he'll be eating at the little table with the kids.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 21:59 | 5434920 Amerikan Patriot
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It's all a big conspiracy, isn't it, Bob?   :-)

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 06:28 | 5435825 Urban Redneck
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Obama may be a clown, but his handlers should order him to avoid all APEC, ASEAN, or other Asian multilateral head of state meetings (where funky local shirts are involved).

After Bun Rany bitch slapped Barry in 2012 at the Phnom Penh summit, one could write the event off as a typically ignorant and arrogant American screwing up local culture and protocol, but the repetitive and escalating nature of the slights does not bode well for the future utility of TPTB's favorite puppet or the return on their "investment".

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 20:15 | 5434591 IronForge
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Behind Messrs.  Putin and Xi.  

Sniffing their butts, as you were explaining...

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 00:28 | 5442986 BlindMonkey
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Maybe true but you know damn well and good that Barry want going to hit on the other leaders' wives.

Due note as well that there wasn't a man servant to be seen in the pic.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 21:02 | 5434752 effendi
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Squid, Abbott is in a good position, right behind both China and Russia.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 22:02 | 5434938 Bingo Hammer
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Abbott and Costello (aka Harper) are directly behind Putin

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 22:11 | 5434965 matrix2012
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The man right to the President of Chile seems to be Abbott, the host put him in different corner from Barry Hussein OO to avoid any indecent photo scene of one sniffing the other.

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 08:52 | 5435965 Dugald
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No, you disingenuous twat, Abbott is behind Putin, but he has a yellow 

circle over his face, which is rather a good idea......on the whole..

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:05 | 5433566 zerozulu
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Now you know what Obama's secret service agents were doing the night before.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:38 | 5433717 frankly scarlet
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I wonder if Barry had to bring his own water like Putin has to whenever he ventures into the west or else the CIA would poison him.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 17:56 | 5433998 flapdoodle
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I think Obama is completely safe. Why do you think he chose Biden as a running mate?

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 19:06 | 5434298 rbg81
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Jesus Christ [facepalm].  The only thing missing is Obama saying:  "Thank you Sir, may I have another?"  And I'm betting $$ he said exactly that.

He is a fuking disgrace.  The Chinese probably thought that if he'd bow to the Saudi king, he'd do just about anything.  Even eat bugs.

One more time:  Jesus Christ.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 20:28 | 5434632 BraveSirRobin
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Seriously... If I were the president of the United States, I woudl say "Take your fucking picture without me."

This is actually quite serious. It shows a total disregard for US power and influence. It is a deliberate slap in the face, not just of the moron president, but of the nation he represents. Normally, even if the leader is a moron, they would still show the COUNTRY he represents respect. Not in this case. They will not take barry seriously, and that could lead to miscalculations and over reaching.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 20:31 | 5434644 rbg81
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Or get on Air Force One and go home.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 20:57 | 5434724 Escrava Isaura
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Actually, the Chinese 'Real Message" was sent in November 19, 2010… But NO one was paying attention:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mSQYZ9aYfE“#t=0m14s

 

 

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 22:02 | 5434933 Amerikan Patriot
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What are you talking about?

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 23:22 | 5435239 Freddie
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Why?  He is a douchebag.  America is one as well.  We have the biggest defense budget and the country is being destroyed from within.   The military, Pentagon, intelligence agencies, police, sheriffs, courts  and the rest support him 100%. 

The USA is a joke now.  Keep watching Z-TV and Z-Hollywood because your viewership enables this.

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 03:47 | 5435705 Marlon Brando
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What do you expect he lies about Putin, the bad putin this the awful putin that etc etc etc, IF I were Putin I would hawk a lugie in his eye.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 20:59 | 5434733 effendi
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Resign? Isn't that letting him off to easily (same with impeachment).

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 22:08 | 5434953 Bingo Hammer
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Interesting to note that Obama appears to be the only one NOT WEARING THE GOLD BADGE???...perhaps they just forgot to give him one of those

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 22:45 | 5435091 Bingo Hammer
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Abe not wearing one either...hm

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 00:34 | 5435476 ebear
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Those are communicators, and since nobody wants to talk to him, he didn't get one.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:46 | 5433460 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Looks like he got knocked down a few rungs on the ladder.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:14 | 5433616 zerozulu
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He was late, again.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 19:06 | 5434303 janus
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he's runnin on CPT (colored people's time)...don't be so fuckin racist, Zerozulu.  punctuality and its attendant expectations are a symbol of petty bourgeois imperialism.    

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 17:02 | 5433806 janus
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on a long enough timeline water always finds its level -- and so does sewage.

oh, how this mighty nation has fallen...the amorican president bitch-punked in a land of peasants.  but i applaud xi; the chinese have contempt for weakness pantomiming strength, and so does janus.

how'd ya like dem apples, obuttnugget?  you spend your whole life working to subvert america for sleazy bolsheviks, and now they can't wait to sacrifice you to the cause.  

live by the sword/

die by the sword,

janus 

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 17:16 | 5433880 GoldenGeezer
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Yeah, it sure doesn't look like all that bowing helped him any.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 17:25 | 5433901 max2205
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Good Xmas card

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 17:59 | 5434011 SeattleBruce
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Surprised he's not bowing...

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 19:08 | 5434322 beemasters
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Even Canada and Australia seem to have deserted Amerika and joined the Russia-China alliance. See how happy they are standing behind China and Russia. Meanwhile, Singapore either feels sorry for or still fears Amerika (behind Obama).

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 00:39 | 5435490 gallistic
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Let's not get carried away here.

I am certain Herr Harper and "Shirtfront" Tony are not trying to make a political statement.

Canada and Australia are subservient and loyal lapdogs.

 

 

Where is my pretty baby bitch? Oh there she is!

Come to papa my beautiful bitch...yeah, baby... Who is a good girl? oooh... *smooch*

Oh yes you are! you are my good little bitch, aren't you?

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 02:27 | 5435655 August
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>>>Canada and Australia are subservient and loyal lapdogs.

True enough, and basically true of NZ as well. 

Still, I think it's "interesting" that a number of Kiwis who are opposed to the Transpacific Partnership deal are saying they might support it IFF it included China.  The theory offered is that China would be a postive influence to counter-balance the interests of the industrial "West" (e.g. USA).

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 20:31 | 5434636 Mr. Magoo
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He is taking his position as a HOUSEBOY

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 21:31 | 5434830 awakeRewe
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Lined up by those that take cock ... and those that don't.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:40 | 5433404 TahoeBilly2012
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Nudleman rolled into Kiev right during Putin's Olympics, class act that gal. I suggest Putin go ahead and roll into East Ukraine during one of the events. 

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:28 | 5433678 Volkodav
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May have happened.

Attempt to confirm talkings of fresh new vehicles moved to Donetsk in real.

Ukes cried this claim, and NaTo denied..seemed died normal for Uke claims..

and now comes static that it has happened. One normal very reliable source tells as fact.

and new equipment/supplies arriving has been confirmed before this

 

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:50 | 5433749 phaedrus1952
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Volko, chatter is picking up confirming just that. Things may be hotting up.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 17:50 | 5433974 Freddie
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Saker had some pictures on his web sites of supplies on new Russian Army trucks.  At least 10.  The media should be going ape shit but not a word.  Saker said that Russia is planning on back NovoRussia with lots of weapons. 

Hopefully the Ukies will wake up and go after the zoligarch scum in Kiev.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:48 | 5433469 LibertyBear
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If this picture of Putin's motorcade is true, it's histarical. Watch out Obama...

 

https://twitter.com/Marc_Leibowitz/status/531482741574209536/photo/1

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 19:33 | 5434436 KiraSokol
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Just another proof Putin has balls.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 20:53 | 5434715 Remington IV
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These goofballs look like the servers at the Dim Sum joint on Mott street

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 20:58 | 5434734 Government need...
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You talkin' bout Big Wong's?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 01:12 | 5443074 Yohimbo
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And bammy looked like a ferengi.  

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:37 | 5433400 0b1knob
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Obama on the bitch bench.   And not wearing a tie again?  

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:01 | 5433545 boattrash
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"Obama on the bitch bench.   And not wearing a tie again?"

It's OK, Wookie has him pretty much "broke in to it".

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:16 | 5433619 zerozulu
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A glimpse of America's future.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 18:21 | 5434081 Bro of the Sorr...
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china's sending me a message: accumulate as many oz of PMs as possible as quickly as possible because prices are controlled by the west and a finacial shistorm is on its way.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 23:24 | 5435249 Freddie
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What future?

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:47 | 5433431 ebworthen
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"Here, you stand over here with the Ladies, the Men have work to do."  Merkel with the Men.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:12 | 5433610 tenpanhandle
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Merkel at APEC?

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 18:01 | 5434015 ebworthen
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Couldn't tell if she was in there or not, nor find a source. 

She'll be put with the Men if she is (or would/were).

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:38 | 5433714 auntiesocial
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my new screensaver.... lol at round eye...

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 20:46 | 5434690 Antifaschistische
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Hello World.....

I'd like to introduce you to....New Order

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:33 | 5433367 knukles
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While he's being dissed in public by the crafty Chineee, he's also flying in Foreign Ebola Patitnts

http://freedomoutpost.com/2014/11/u-s-just-secretly-fly-african-ebola-pa...

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 23:56 | 5435382 joe90
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Have to say it's pretty quiet on the Ebola front lately.  Not seeing the fearmongering headlines as much.  Help is still on the way economic hitman style.

http://www.globalresearch.ca/obamas-war-on-ebola-or-war-for-oil-sending-...

Has this been approved yet ?  Lot's of money, needs special approval given the budget caps etc. http://bigstory.ap.org/article/f958ccf707614b0aadb0aed6eebf1e1e/obama-se...

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 02:36 | 5435660 old naughty
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invisible hand ever stirring...conditioning. BRICS, APEC, TPP, SCO...

Luv the "bear", hate the "man" "we" put in the WH, now you the whole people is ridiculed, feel me?

NWO has the weapon once released, not enough gold or gas to pay for the remedies. But then, not for you, feel me?

 

 

Only way to stop them is to live from your heart, folks.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 22:24 | 5435010 Buck Johnson
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Exactly, the future is being made and it's cutting the US out of it.  We as a nation will rue the day we allowed our hatred and intolerance and confused exceptionalism for arrogance to take us down the road of empire.  We will end up a shadow of what we where and won't be able to come back.

 

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:05 | 5433570 tjeffersonsghost
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" Hey! Has anyone thought that maybe the wives like the BBC? This. Is. Merica!"

 

This is the first thing that came to my mind as well LOL!!

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:25 | 5433594 Sudden Debt
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The first thing that came into my mind was: THE MORON TABLE DURING A WEDDING

you know, that table with guys nobody want to talk to but who you invite cause they're related to friends of you who begged you to invite them?
Obarry is one of those guys.

What I don't understand is why he didn't leave.
NOBODY PUTS BARRY IN A CORNER!!!

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:30 | 5433687 Jack Sheet
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You are also familiar with the phenomenon of the spare prick at a knockshop wedding?

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 17:39 | 5433942 cnmcdee
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Hey! Has anyone thought that maybe the wives like the BB-Strapon? This. Is. Merica!

 - There fixed it for yah..

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 22:28 | 5435035 Bingo Hammer
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Abe also in the "wives club"

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 23:44 | 5435328 Freddie
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Here is Pepe Escobar's take on the meeting.  Good read. He talks about how Obola got his ass whipped in the election.  And whether he and Vlad will meet.    I would bet Putin tells Obola to F off.

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/World/WOR-01-071114.html

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:29 | 5433332 NidStyles
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The Filipino was held in higher esteem than the black guy from Chicago.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:34 | 5433373 knukles
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And?
See dude, that's what stereotypes are for.
But oh no, some folks just gotta wait until somebody else skullfucks their dreams.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:50 | 5433479 Richard Chesler
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Seriously. The Kenyan was was born in Hawaii.

 

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:21 | 5433642 zerozulu
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Even if everyone was standing alphabetically,  how come  V for Putin and X for Jingping in the middle?????

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 19:45 | 5434477 conscious being
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Must be using the Chinese alphabet.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:48 | 5433462 Freddie
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He is not exactly black at least 100%.  The only thing worse than Obola is the f**king retard Democrats, progressives and liberals who actually voted for him.

F Hollywood and F TV who still love him.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 17:31 | 5433928 NidStyles
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Hey, if I can be half-Asian and still get called white, he's fucking Black in my book.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 18:03 | 5434026 Freddie
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Seriously - who knows what he is.  I think the white mother and family was all fake.  The mother and grandmother were ops.  Mom worked for the Ford Foundation aka See Eye Aye.  The grandmother ran scams for Bank of Hawaii - something very fishy there.   She had social security number scams for Barry.  The old man who knows.

Some people think he is part African and Asian or Arab and Asian.   He is a piece of shit and is not an American.

 

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 18:37 | 5434154 ghostzapper
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Think there might be a few metric tonnes of gold in the Philippines???  Nah, impossible.  They've got him nice and close because they love typhoons.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 20:21 | 5434607 IronForge
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Just like San Diego, Los Angeles, or in the US Pacific Fleet, where the Chain of Command runs through Marcos Estate Attorney's Office and the Regions' Archdiocese...

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:30 | 5433339 Publicus
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.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:32 | 5433352 TheAnalOG
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"Economic leaders"... yes, the people who believe they are smart enough to manipulate and micro-manage every commodity, consumer and technology on planet Earth.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:36 | 5433385 Kirk2NCC1701
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"If you become a Lame Duck, you then become a Peking Duck" - Chinese Proverb

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:49 | 5433475 Raymond K Hessel
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That made me laugh out loud.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:54 | 5433770 dalitis
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Hahaha. That's a really good one. 

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 00:08 | 5435410 Hulk
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Down arrowed by Daffy...

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 18:55 | 5434250 Karl von Bahnhof
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The Fart King

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:30 | 5433341 vmromk
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Bammy, got bitch slapped.

Piece of shit "president."

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 23:59 | 5435386 Burnenofknowing
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POTUS

Piece

Of

Totally

Unqualified

Shit

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:34 | 5433369 Kirk2NCC1701
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Would be interesting to compare Obama in group photos in APEC and AIPAC conventions.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 20:04 | 5433471 Freddie
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Didn't Congress have an AIPAC convention when Bibi and zoligarch crook Porky addressed Congress?   They could not have been any more servile like Obola.  They could not grovel any more.  Every word they said infront of owned Congress was met with a standing ovation.  

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:41 | 5433423 Being Free
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Maybe, but what ever they were voting on passed: 12 hands up, 11  down.  Odd thing is Putin and Obola both voted no.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:56 | 5433514 Canadian Dirtlump
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there's a klingon joke in there. Perhaps uranus even.

 

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:04 | 5433562 SheepDog-One
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Astronomers are getting tired of the 'Uranus' jokes, thinking of changing it to 'Urectum'.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 17:26 | 5433908 zuuma
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Agreed. The only solution is to send a manned expedition to Uranus.

The men getting to, and exploring Uranus will need protective suits for all the toxic gasses and mysterious, chunky topography.

People love to see science advanced, and after this crucial mission, you'll see flavored drinks, breakfast cereals & lifelike action figures based on Uranus.

What a perfect way to invest all these trillions of fiat dollars! Putting them into Uranus studies.

I think we can all join you in your pride that finally, Uranus will have been deeply checked out by top men.

Top.  Men.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:57 | 5433522 Bunga Bunga
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Alien club meeting.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 22:47 | 5435099 HardAssets
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I swear that some of them were trying to do that Vulcan 'live long & prosper' hand sign thing. Also a 21st Century version of Mao suits for everyone.

Who the hell choreographs this shit ? Not exactly subtle in their propaganda messages to all us serfs.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:29 | 5480656 MiTasol
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I've scanned the picture closely and no-one is doing a 'live long and prosper' wave.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:34 | 5433376 EverythingEviL
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Those stupid fucking shirts!!!! Bahahahahahahahaha!

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:58 | 5433533 Bunga Bunga
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Actually, nothing can spoil the appearance of a handsome man.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:17 | 5433630 tenpanhandle
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'cept jizz on his chin.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:30 | 5433683 boattrash
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Now that made me laugh out loud!

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:05 | 5433571 Gerb00
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A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, (in the White house) according to scientists in the US.

Potus looks stupid regardless of what he wears....

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/virus-that-makes-humans-more-stupid-discovered-9849920.html

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:31 | 5433685 kchrisc
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"A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered..."

It is called TeeVee, or Televi Idiotis Ignorate.

It s usually caught from couches and recliners, but can also be picked up at restaurants and bowling centers.

An American, not US subject.

 

Worst invention of the 20th. Century, history, television. Best invention of the 20th. Century, computers and the Internet.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:06 | 5433575 Gerb00
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A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, (in the White house) according to scientists in the US.

Potus looks stupid regardless of what he wears....

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/virus-that-makes-humans-more-stupid-discovered-9849920.html

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:58 | 5433790 IndyPat
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No shit. Those shirts are some tacky ass looking things. Why didn't they make them wear flip flops and Coolie hats too? Jeez. If there's some sort of douche dress code, I'd say screw the silk jammies and I'd rock a Bruce Lee "Exit the Dragon" yellow with black stripe running suit. That's how ya do the thing.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:44 | 5433437 Oldballplayer
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ANY other US President, including Carter, would have said, "Ahhh, Hell NO."

And they would not have considered putting Clinton over there.  They would have been blowing him on stage.

 

Obama is such a pussy.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:48 | 5433470 Jumbotron
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And historians will look back and say that the American Empire ended with a President who wore taupe at a press conference and a stupid Chinese shirt with the Joy Luck Club stage right.

If I still believed in America I would cry......now I just simply shake my head and chuckle at what the America people now believe to be leadership and competency enough to award someone the highest office of the land.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:54 | 5433497 Freddie
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Yeah but the military, police, media, Pentagon, intelligence agencies, TV and Hollywood still love Obola.

USA = joke country

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:04 | 5433569 overexposed
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Speaking as a certified supporting castmember of the MIC, you're definitely somewhat mistaken.  The military has NO love for Zero.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:21 | 5433628 Freddie
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MIC does whatever Obola and the zoligarchs want them to do.  So much for that Constitutional oath thing.

Idiots wantching TV and Hollywood BS, NFL, college ball and brainwashing trash while all your freedum is taken away.   "The colonel told me to salute Obola cause the colonel wants his pension."

The military and MIC always work for the banksters.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:23 | 5433653 tenpanhandle
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Modern Constitutional oath = "goddam constitution"

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 19:20 | 5434379 Jumbotron
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It's even worse now it seems.  That useless fuck got out of his limo to go this event chewing a big wad of gum or Nicarette.  That's more than a bit of a no-no in Asian countries such as China and Singapore.

"Obama emerged from his car chewing gum; he's a well-known user of Nicorette, the smoking-cessation gum. But Chinese Internet users, accustomed to the highly formal standards of their stiff party leadership, quickly characterized the leader of the world's most powerful nation as an impolite "idler," or careless "rapper."

Here's a link to the story.  What a disgrace this loser is.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/11/10/obama-gum-chewing-ri...

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 07:49 | 5435890 StychoKiller
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Since the Obamatron spent some time in Indonesia, he's gotta understand what "face" means in that part of the World, don't he?

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 12:52 | 5436772 Kayman
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StychoKiller:

Face ?  He's just happy he wasn't put next to the President of Canada. And he must have been wondering, "where's my participation ribbon?"  

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:14 | 5433590 forensicator
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the " Real Housewifes of G20"

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:09 | 5433598 nuke ISIS now
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Where was Obola's White Poodle?

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 18:42 | 5434188 phaedrus1952
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Krugman's minding it.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:20 | 5433638 debtor of last ...
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Obama just dropped the clipboard.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:21 | 5433647 WillyGroper
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Optics.

That is all.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 16:55 | 5433750 drendebe10
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Hahahaha. Appropriate place for the narcissistic fudge packer in chief... must've really chaffed its hemrohoidal azz... Hahahaha 

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 07:41 | 5435880 Last of the Mid...
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Did he wear his mom jeans again? 

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:25 | 5433295 JustObserving
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Another way of calling him pussy.  The Nobel Prize Winner will show them by droning a few folks tonight.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:27 | 5433321 Bay of Pigs
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Talk about putting it in your face.

Disgusting what the POTUS has become. An international whipping post.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:29 | 5433335 Winston Churchill
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Whipping pissoir.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 22:34 | 5435052 Borrow Owl
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Piss Boy... with a leaky bucket.

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 15:39 | 5433407 Omen IV
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POTUS is not a whipping post - since he is irrelevant no action is necessary

The american game of inducing local chaos and murder everywhere is now in the process of being checkmated  

 

good for taxpayers

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