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Russian Fighter Jet or giant cock'n'balls?
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Suppose now we know which World Learder has the gonads.
Vlad the impaler says FUCK YOU USA
COCK AND BALLS HEADED TO BARRY"S BATH HOUSE !!!
Putin clearly needs to fire his motorcade choreographer. He should have asked for another 12 motor cycles up front.
Putin knows obama will bend over for that in a split second.
Putin is clearly signaling he is positioned for growth.
He's clearly signaling two guys with AK's can take out every motorcycle cop around him ;-)
Is this Reggie Loves load destined for Obamas face?
Obolo wont like what Putin be shootin'
I wonder if he took the turn to the left.
.. or if he projects to the left.
Could be, Obola is a helluva catcher ;-)
Obama's convoy is in the shape of a flying vagina.
Ye, but Michele's ain't
Ahead of Putin is Obama car caravan shaped like a vagina, get ready for engagement.
Nah Obama's motorcade was shaped like a bent over ass. It was right in front of Putin's.
No, Obola's motorcade is in the formation of a giant sphinter, and it keeps passing administrative actions that have to be cleaned up by us workin' folk.
well done.
His right ball is being squeezed by the curb.
What did I miss?
What is the Point?
No Man o cade is complete without the Balls hanging under the hitch.
"Frank an' Beans! Frank an' Beans!"
Putin strong, like bull!
That rumor is still out there isn't it. Some say it's true.
And when it arrives Barry will be found and it will be PUT IN
Heh. You cannot make this stuff up.
Though evidently zerohedge did make it up.
Here is the original from which it was photoshopped
http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/in-case-you-were-wondering-vladimir-pu...
You are what you eat VLADI!!!!!!!
He is JUST PROJECTING what he really is...you know it's kind of like what hey say about some people needing a an "Enhancement"..
He is abig one.....
He is JUST PROJECTING what he really is...you know it's kind of like what hey say about some people needing a an "Enhancement"..
He is abig one.....
I hear ya already.... Now just move your ass before he.......
Once a PRICK always a.....
You shot your wad, comwad.
Four comments that would make a 10-year old proud.
Grow up, moron.
ANOTHER ONE WITH THE INFERIORITY COMPLEX, EH COMRAD?
It seems reasonable to infer that the Latvian word lowgee translates to "butt hurts unbearably".
Vlad's emphasis now, as always, is on the sea men.
<smack in the head> you gotta be kidding me.
And then to compare that photo to this one......
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/11/10/obama-gum-chewing-ri...
<smack in the head> ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEEEEEEeeeeeeee !!!!????
No class. Nothing new.
Just another closet fag... reminds me of the always popular cock and balls birthday cakes sold in the Castro District
I love the four downvotes from the four closet fags here at ZH
Yep.... This is the leader of the free world. A chewing magnet.
Vlad, the impaler!
Is Obama the snatch?
he just jeads from...FORE!
Giant cock and balls as our president is nothing more than big Vajayjay.
donte even think of blocking that cock
WTF does that even mean?
It means he's really not going to turn left, devious devil that he is...
/sucks to be sandwiched by idiots, doesn't it !!!
Everybody missed the left turn ;-)
not janus, i kept making it...and 3 lefts make a right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4pyiB-kq0
so, how goes it, #2?
let me tell you, it's tough being #1...an enviable position indeed. just teasing...this is the SEC; i mean, we play bama on saturday, whilst y'all will be tested by the coastal carolina school of art and design -- a consistent power-house emblematic of the acc's brutal regieme.
i'm already anxious thinking about it. i feel good about our prospects; but it's bama...we've gotta bring the pain -- a full sixty minutes of pain. these are the kind of games that make this sport addictive.
more cowbell,
janus
Bending it like Beckham ? *to da left*
http://www.google.com/url?url=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Ddh4LikiGBrQ&rct=j&frm=1&q=&esrc=s&sa=U&ei=ZU5hVMPvDMSqyATo1oKYDw&ved=0CBsQFjAB&usg=AFQjCNF7zRsF3o0s6Rlw5mvq2ctC2sB_lAI always suspected Putin liked the cock.
Shirtless horse riding on his way to brokeback mountain too.
The down arrows are surprising since many of you would love to bottom for Putin.
You should be celebrating this FABULOUS revelation!
How would you know unless you dwell under his bed with an abacus?
You're a bed troll, aren't you?
FIE
Yes, because anyone who disagrees with you is a troll
The down arrows are surprising
Nah. You're making the clowns on here that wanna go balls deep on Pooty Poot's CockNBalls think about how they wanna go balls deep on Pooty Poot's CockNBalls.
You seem to know a lot about being on the bottom
A self-similar feeling is father to the analogous claim about others.
It is usually followed by eye contact and uncontrollable winking.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Putin likes it big ... is he at the front of the russian Pride parade ... HAHAHAHAHAHA
I love @zerohedge and @russian_market humor on twitter
The Phallic formation.
Kind of like a Phalanx, but different.
Dunno. A phalanx is a bone...
Its not the bone. Its the throb. Sometimes I am just a big dick, sometimes I'm a throbbing partner. We both like it better when I'm a partner.
That depends on my partner. Not on any government. And on how free I am to let the monster out. Around here, not much.
In terms of your terms...Government is not a partner. They are just a big dick. True for Putin, true for US gov. I won't even go there with Obama. I don't want him either way. He is a no dick. No bone. No throb.
Putin ain't gonna get it for me either. He is great for his country compared to what we got, he puts Obama to shame for sure, but really, that is a pretty low bar to "measure up" to, yes?
If only President John F. Kennedy had been protected by such a motorcade. I think that fact is not lost on Putin.
International Cock & Balls Missile
photo from a drone?
They see me rollin, they hatin, patrollin' they tryin' to catch me trollin' Barry.
Couldn't help it... If you're in the office, make sure to turn it up good & loud...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyvBmVfA8Q4
ACDC
Big Balls...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg
Oh yes. The old PENIS formation. Takes me back to the days when football was a game for MEN.
It's a fake, of course.
The left nut is quite a bit bigger than the right nut...
' You gotta roll with it . . .
. . . Don't let anybody stand in your way ' Oasis
Trojan Man®
It's a clean Shaven PORN DICK too
"My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
Let's call him "Goldfinger"..beware of his Midas touch, this is cold, he loves only gold, he loves gold, only gold"..remember that song.
that's Reggie Love's motorcade
on the way to the whitehouse
Guess I would be "hard at all times" too when you have foreigners from far away fucking the hell out of your next door neighbor(s)!
Was this taken in China? Could be the Chinese are playing a practical joke on their friend Putin? This as a "Thank You" Mr Putin for coming to the table and making another gas deal. The motorcade just a sign of our appreciation and we know that you've got the balls. Chinese culture has an obsession with size and performace of certain male body parts. This looks like an hommage to Putin's policies.
Now can we see a picture of Obama's motorcade? The pink ninja squad on Vespas?
The world has become a giant Mel brooks movie
It's true, it's true.
Hope that limo is really the decoy!
not bad, president putin...but mine's bigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-Ua1kqcmaY
i'm him/
everybody knows i'm him,
janus
If only the lead motorcycle was lined up with the dotted lines.
He's at the front of a Pride Parade !!! Pooty likes the kobasa ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, the whole escort is travelling towards west. I think the photo misses a few white escorts in the front.
So my guess is this was a leaked satellite picture to let Putin Know he could have been droned ?
That's NOT Putin... It's the "Virgin Galactic" management team be escorted to 'Baikonur Cosmodrome '.
It seems the Russians are the only people capable of building a "workable heavy-lift" rocket engine.
It looks like a giant........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkTv8DGlrok
Johnson ?
Jesus only needed twelve followers.
The bromance with St.Pooty is unbearable.
And Jesus was hated as well by the money changers.
Puti is on the Board of Directors of the moneychangers, and personally skews the Russian Qini coefficient by far more than a rounding error. Though I'm not a Biblical scholar of any measure, I don't remember Jesus being so enamored of material wealth.
I have to admit, though, Jesus never dumped his bubushka for a ribbon-twirling strumpet. Then again, if we can believe the image on the Shroud of Turin, Jesus was about 6'2". Puti is just a wee wee wee bit short of that, which some believe might explain his style. Also, Jesus rose people from the dead, Puti does the opposite, as the family of Anna P. can attest (or Ed as soon as Glenn finds him another redoubt).
Although I disagree with you on most everything, I must say that it is a strange world where most of the leaders of the "free" world could all be buried in a lime pit and no one would miss them and that the leader of the country that, since I was born, we were taught were the cause of all evil should be in all appearances conscious, freewilled and working for the betterment of his own people. And capable of speaking an entire sentence without the need for a teleprompter. Is RT more full of BS than the FT? Or the NYT?
Poor fake is poor.
He would really have balls if he went straight in the left hand turn lane.
Funny how ANY mention of Putin, no matter how innocuous gets a certain group's panties all in a bunch...we shall name them Nudleman's Ninnies...Show us your cookies!
He runs with a nasty crowd, read the whole oligarchial story or just scroll down for the pic of him huggin it up with Herr Schröder.
Fuck him.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/13/russia-putin-german-right-hand-man-matthias-warnig
I saw a college band do that at halftime once......
Yes but Obama's NWO military is commandeered by homosexuals and the trannies run the subs. Pretty soon the Admirals and Generals are going to be pregnant. Putin can't compete with that. There is soo much chaos in the US military since Obama took over nobody on the planet is safe.
The man got balls!
Obama should nuke that Jackal with the Queen’s fingerprints.
You mean engage Putin in a slap fight... Right?
Obolas security cordon would look like a puckered a$$ hole
Looks like Putin's "left leg is dragging!"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=left+leg+dragging
heavy artillery that prevents a man from walking fast because of rested weight on the left leg. Woman: Did you see that man walking down the street?Woman's friend: Yes, and he was walking slowly.
Woman: He suffers from left leg dragging because he has a large dick!
Woman's friend: He is carrying serious weight!
Looks like someone is compensating for an, ahem, inadequacy.
putin suks.....
He just an arrogan, .
asshole trying to make the old soviet union relevent..
Flying 1950's bombers and saying he has nukes..........
hopefully when he launches them...
Which the crazy mf probably will
With a little luck they will self destruct at launch ...
kind of like the us rockets...............
What a joke....
Why cant these assholes just get along?????
Why the down arrows?
Seriously I would like to know.
live in the backwoods and probably would not get hit but the dude is crazy....
Putin don't need a reason...
he could just launch them...
Hopefully the break....
Obummer suks but putin is a fuking nut sitting on a nuclear arsonal that could fuk up the world !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bunch a men, dicking around. This is news?
It's kinda short.
No doubt, one of the Tyler’s will be on the receiving end of this motorcade.
Will the oily muscle Putin worship of ZH ever end? Seems a bit gay.
Or, perhaps Putin’s people have discovered a target market in Zerohedge zombies? Could money be changing hands here?
All of this is especially weird given the alleged Libertarianism of Zerohedgies.
Let's all get together in Camden, NJ in 2015 and emigrate to our great Mother Russia in one mass exodus!
Think of the phantasm we'll be met with! Vlad's diminutive form walking beside us, regaling us with stories of derring-do on the Judo mat (slamming flaccid, compliant lads and ladies alike hard on the mat). We'll walk arm-in-arm with our new comrades on Moscow's gold-paved streets as the ruble goes Poof!
Later in the evening strumpets and temptresses from Vlad's very own stable will ply us with vodka. Maybe we'll watch our Dear Leader wrestle a malnourished bear from one of Russia's many substandard zoos.
In the morning, we'll wake up - not as garden variety wretches recovering from a good drunk - but as jolly good citizens of the Russian state, overflowing with pride for our adopted country and heading off for two years of compulsory military service and a tour in Chechnya.
Think of it!
Photoshop. You people should pay more attention to the important things. Your enemies. The assholes who make this shit to entertain you.
Popular song here is Putin Khuilo - Putin is a dickhead. Has he adopted it as a logotype?
I think this is a reference to the common Russian idiom "idi na huy" (you can see and hear it in Russian in Google translate) which literally means something like "go on a dick".
It's far worse than anybody might have thought. Putin knows Germany and the tradition of using a bike motorcade http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskorte of policemen in white uniforms and white motorbikes. And he knows also that the greater the number of bikes the more importancy has the one who is accompanied. The maximum number of motorbikes for escort in German tradition is 15 (for Kings and Presidents). If you count the bikes in the above picture you might know where Putin is heading to: the Czar and nothing else.
I saw another website that says it's Hitlary's motorcade.
bend over junior
Russia works with the West not against them
http://henrymakow.com/2014/11/Globalist-Harmony.html
http://newworldorderg20.wordpress.com
The ZH Cult of Putin loves his KGB cock.
Bullshit it is, my young palawan: http://www.emergent.info/putin-penis-motorcade
Ok, fun, but you know it's a 'shop job, right?
http://www.emergent.info/putin-penis-motorcade