This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

The "Flexible" US President

Tyler Durden's picture




 

Remember this exchange between Obama and then Russian president, and Putin's right-hand man, Dmitry Medvedev in March 2012 at the Nuclear Security Summit in Seoul, South Korea?

Obama: "This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility."

Medvedev: "I understand. I will transmit this information to Vladimir"

 

Well, here is an artist's impression of what was said yesterday:

Obama: "So how did you like that whole "costs" part? Was it too much? I think they bought it."

Vladimir: "You have been fantastic. Truly flexible, and so persuasive: I almost believed it myself. Great job comrade."

 

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:04 | 5439075 summerof71
summerof71's picture

He's been doing his haute yoga, no doubt.

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:15 | 5439088 ZerOhead
ZerOhead's picture

I'll bet he can lick his own balls...

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:28 | 5439129 TruthInSunshine
TruthInSunshine's picture

Caption contest -

Putin: "You mad, brah?"

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 06:00 | 5439456 Dame Ednas Possum
Dame Ednas Possum's picture

Vlad: "niet handtowels in toilet; you'll do"

Bongo: "Mmmm...Reggie aroma"

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 07:31 | 5439555 Bangalore Equit...
Bangalore Equity Trader's picture

Listen.

Vlad: "US dollar no longer reserve currency".

Oblather: "I'm first black, I opened USSA to black, black cool, USSA has lots of visible TeeVee black, black votes black".

Xi Jinping: "Gold is new black. Vlad sell me 15 barrels of the black for one ounce of the gold".

Oblather: "Jayzee comin to the White House, Oprah too, and Gail King be representin the peeps on CBS, holla."

Vlad: "haha".
Xi: "hehe".

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 01:46 | 5439343 Harbanger
Harbanger's picture

Why such homo hate coming from the west?  Makes no sense to me, they are pro gay marriage while at the same time bashing them.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 06:06 | 5439504 Notsobadwlad
Notsobadwlad's picture

Nah, it is just fashionable for the Zionist controlled media to try to promote moral decay.

Most people in the US are just good people who aspire to Christian values, fall short and ask for forgiveness.

Not something you will find in your country.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 08:51 | 5439654 smithcreek
smithcreek's picture

Most Americans don't give a fuck what two consenting adults do in private, but please don't confuse that with thinking fudge-packing is normal and should not be mocked, or even worse that the government should get involved in suppressing peoples opinions about it.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 07:25 | 5439553 BlindMonkey
BlindMonkey's picture

Gay marriage was shoved up our asses by a whiny minority and championed by the people that want to tear down the moral fabric. Most of us are indifferent or quietly hostile to gays.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 07:42 | 5439566 Squid-puppets a...
Squid-puppets a-go-go's picture

'tear down the moral fabric' ? what a quaint term.

so being hostile to gays is, what? sewing the moral fabric? 

 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 09:07 | 5439711 Badabing
Badabing's picture

If you can't deal with gay's this implies that your sick.
You are homophobic and you can be cured under the Obama health plan.
It's a outpatient procedure that fucks you in the ass until you like it.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 08:53 | 5439662 de3de8
de3de8's picture

Blind M: exactly, the creep from individual right to be a deviant to now you have to like it. It will all come full circle eventually.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 08:03 | 5439585 Dead Man Walking
Dead Man Walking's picture

and Putin's too.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 03:12 | 5439107 tc06rtw
tc06rtw's picture

. . . maybe only the  LOUDMOUTHS  are pro Gay Marriage

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 00:03 | 5439200 Aeternus
Wed, 11/12/2014 - 11:34 | 5440221 auntiesocial
auntiesocial's picture

it is so funny you posted this, i have been posting this foran polizy at its best clip too recently...

yeah, just wait til I get into office... and I can't get re elected...

FINGERS CROSSED.

Drove the USSR right into Chinese hands... fucking BRAVO! What do you do for an encore?

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:04 | 5439077 max2205
max2205's picture

My last erection......

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:06 | 5439078 Berspankme
Berspankme's picture

Rumor is Obola bumped his weight lifting routine up to 5 lb dumbells in preparation for meeting putin. 

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:16 | 5439097 ZerOhead
ZerOhead's picture

His calves are coming along nicely... Check him out

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_of9ue2vob2g/Sm0icrxXcTI/AAAAAAAAJxg/gFyUXW3Kjs...

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:55 | 5439179 Colonel Klink
Colonel Klink's picture

I've seen better calves on an ostrich.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 00:07 | 5439205 Bay of Pigs
Bay of Pigs's picture

And bigger arms on a clock.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 11:25 | 5440179 drendebe10
drendebe10's picture

Now ive seen a pair a of chicken legs playing golf, thx 4 that.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 00:52 | 5439283 FuzzyDunlop21
FuzzyDunlop21's picture

What is in his pants? No wonder hes so popular at the bath house

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 02:25 | 5439382 zhandax
zhandax's picture

An asshole

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 02:33 | 5439388 The central planners
The central planners's picture

His wife can lift off alot more, she has more testosterone.

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:09 | 5439085 seveneyes
seveneyes's picture

Realize that all sides are supported by the same hive mind. Now take a deep breath.

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:12 | 5439093 lakecity55
lakecity55's picture

"Say you are my bitch, Barry."

"Yes, I am your Bitch, Vlad."

"Wow, all 8" down your throat. Ahhhhhhhhh..........."

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 00:57 | 5439291 Freddie
Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:13 | 5439099 Atomizer
Atomizer's picture

Flexible as a toothpick cleanings oral DNA from the Bank of International Settlements. 

Our nigger President is always on his knees as two bit crack whore. 

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:45 | 5439155 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

I upvoted you only because what you said was SO fucking wrong, it loops back around to being right.

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:51 | 5439166 Son of Captain Nemo
Son of Captain Nemo's picture

I upvoted you only because what you said was SO fucking wrong, it loops back around to being right.

Yeah I know.

Netanyahu and Bandar "Bush" feel cheated... They could have at least sent a ceremonial burgundy robe as a care package to Tel Aviv and Riyadh as a "thinkin about ya" gift!!!

Doesn't look like our "bathtub Barry" is delivering to either camp the way they want him to these days!!!!

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 05:44 | 5439493 Squid-puppets a...
Squid-puppets a-go-go's picture

nup, downvoted. Atomiser was only at about 9 oclock for my liking

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:45 | 5439157 Son of Captain Nemo
Son of Captain Nemo's picture

Our nigger President is always on his knees as two bit crack whore.

Mama Dunn and "Langley" taught him everything he knows in that department!

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:53 | 5439172 Atomizer
Atomizer's picture

Glad to see the progressives working 3rd shift. Someone needs to work minimum wage to down click true reality by creating reverse physiological votes to steer a failed November 4, 2014 election. 

The Chameleons - Love Is

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bf8A2hzX2XA

Stupid liberal cunts will never learn! Just look at the loss of the free shit voter base who gave you the middle finger.


Wed, 11/12/2014 - 01:11 | 5439312 Theta_Burn
Theta_Burn's picture

The Chameleons will get an upvote from me..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-KA7rZW6tw

 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 06:27 | 5439520 groundedkiwi
groundedkiwi's picture

Nah you have got it wrong mate, these days USA is the 2 bit whore, Obama is the pimp

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:19 | 5439108 ramacers
ramacers's picture

that dismissive pat on the back says it all. vlad will prevail.

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:23 | 5439119 palmereldritch
palmereldritch's picture

Putin's got that look on his face like a coach directing one of the kids towards the table where he can pick up his participation trophy

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:22 | 5439115 Truther
Truther's picture

Vladimir: "You have been fantastic. Truly flexible, and so persuasive: I almost believed it myself. Great job comrade."

Now go sit there.... Some men have work to do and the Wive's club is calling you.

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:59 | 5439186 Colonel Klink
Colonel Klink's picture

Barry was put in the wives club like the bitch he is.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 00:15 | 5439227 IridiumRebel
IridiumRebel's picture

He's a Catcher.

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:27 | 5439130 SillySalesmanQu...
SillySalesmanQuestion's picture

"Just remember Barry, I play chess and high stakes poker... not checkers and penny ante home games."

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:31 | 5439134 Atomizer
Atomizer's picture

Obama, your wife Michelle Ester Anderson will cap your ass. We can watch it free on the ID cable channel

http://sanfordandson.wikia.com/wiki/Esther_Anderson

/ LOL 

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:37 | 5439146 WTFUD
WTFUD's picture

I was totally delighted personally with the comment to Medvedev. Unfortunately like everything about the man it was BULLSHIT.

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:47 | 5439160 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

That's the thing about Putin.  At the time Obama made that assinine comment, Putins plans were already laid and ready to go.

He didn't give a shit what Obama said to him.

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:36 | 5439147 Itch
Itch's picture

The chinese are loving this, loving it. No doubt they are cheering on a cold war, they stand to be the top beneficiaries.  Get that gas pumping putin, and you can hide behind the chinese for another while. Russia squeezed the chinese pips along with the rest of the west when the pickings were easy, China wont forget,. Putin is desperate,  its written all over his arse-licking ways, and they know it. Of course thhey know it.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 00:22 | 5439242 WTFUD
WTFUD's picture

@ itch, you little fucking snitch

Putin is tired flying around the globe signing big fucking deals

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:40 | 5439150 yogibear
yogibear's picture

Barry is no match for Putin.

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:49 | 5439162 Choomwagon Roof Hits
Choomwagon Roof Hits's picture

Being flexible liike Barry in the bathhouse or with Reggie is an asset.

Being flexible like Barry in foreign policy isn't.

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:50 | 5439164 combatsnoopy
combatsnoopy's picture

AND in the REAL news....

 

can people fill us in on this link?  

 

http://www.sputniknews.com/business/20141108/195319981/ RUSSIAN-ENERGY-GIANTS-CONSIDER-LISTING-SECURITIES-ON-HONG-KONG.HTML

(it appears to be censored)

 

again...RUSSIAN-ENERGY-GIANTS-CONSIDER-LISTING-SECURITIES-ON-HONG-KONG.HTML

 

Which US companies are listed on the Asian exchanges?

 

(it appears to be censored)

 

again...Russian-Energy-Giants-Consider-Listing-Securities-on-Hong-Kong.html

 

WHICH U.S. COMPANIES ARE LISTED ON THE U.S. EXCHANGE? 

 

Does China still have a barrier to the US financial sector? 

Whose currently selling US shares in Macau? 

 

Enquiring minds WANT to know!

 

US INVESTORS need a VIsa, corporations need something else. 

 

AND SINCE THE FAILED MULTILATERAL INVESTMENT AGREEMENT BETWEEN THE US AND CHINA IN 1995, CHINA HAS NOT REMOVED IT'S BARRIER TO THE U.S. FINANCIAL SECTOR. 

 

Mr. OBAMA MR. "CITIZEN OF THE WORLD" DID NOT GET THE JOB DONE! 

(Hillary Clinton and Mitt Romney are jokes too)

 

With China and RUssia signing the natural gas deal, which is making Obama maaad.... because, like US banks' liquidity is provided by petrodollar? 

 

(the correct answer is to get them to remove that barrier, cut capital gains taxes to 0 and corporations to 0 for hedging for multilateral netting purposes)...

 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 01:04 | 5439305 bid the soldier...
bid the soldiers shoot's picture

Ha ha, dude.  Very funny.

CHINA HAS NOT REMOVED IT'S BARRIER TO THE U.S. FINANCIAL SECTOR. 

It seems like only yesterday (actually it was 1985) that you were whinging that Japan should remove its barriers to the thieving American brokerage houses and sell them seats on the Tokyo Stock Exchange.

 in 1990 it (TSE) accounted for over 60% of the world's stock market capitalization (by far the world's largest) before falling precipitously in value and rankings today.

That was after the TSE met Merrill Lynch.

The average hit its all-time high on December 29, 1989, during the peak of the Japanese asset price bubble, when it reached an intra-day high of 38,957.44 before closing at 38,915.87, having grown sixfold during the decade. 

By August 1990, the stock index had plummeted to half its peak by the time of the fifth monetary tightening by Bank of Japan.  The asset price began to fall by late 1991, and asset prices officially collapsed in early 1992.[2] The bubble's subsequent collapse lasted for more than a decade with plummeting asset prices resulting in a huge accumulation of non-performing assets loans(NPL) and consequently, difficulties to many financial institutions. The bursting of the Japanese asset price bubble contributed to what many call the Lost Decade.

It closed at 7,054.98 on March 10, 2009—81.9% below its peak twenty years earlier

So yeah, snoopy, China is just dying to let Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan buy seats and trade the Beijing Stock Exchange.

Ha ha.  Just have them seat in the waiting room. Xi will be right with them. Oh, ho ho.

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 23:59 | 5439188 Pliskin
Pliskin's picture

If they organized a pay-per-view of Obambi and Putin going at it (...and I do mean fighting) they'd surely sell enough subscriptions/tickets to pay off both countries national debt.  Then we could all live happily ever after.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 00:21 | 5439235 joego1
joego1's picture

I didn't know Putin was a patter. I bet I could kick is ass. Handler looks better than Putin in her pic don't you think?

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 01:42 | 5439334 StychoKiller
StychoKiller's picture

I wanna have Chelsea's baby!

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 06:13 | 5439508 groundedkiwi
groundedkiwi's picture

Putin is not patting Obama, he is trying to ease him back to earth.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 00:49 | 5439277 Fuku Ben
Fuku Ben's picture

Oh the memories

My favorite is when "The Beast" (Satan) got stuck trying to escape through the Gates of Hell

True story bro

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/52905000/jpg/_52905637_jex_1054076...

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 01:06 | 5439306 fireant
fireant's picture

Barry is kind of like Nero
He is his own favorite hero
Losing the election
Gives him an erection
And even a bigger weirdo

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 01:21 | 5439318 bid the soldier...
bid the soldiers shoot's picture

 

+ 100

Alternate last line

'And makes him miss his afro'

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 01:51 | 5439349 trader1
trader1's picture

The jokes are not as funny as they used to be, ZH + Tyler.

Russell Brand is winning in the funny department with his Trews.

Was an Osama Bin Laden doll made for Middle Eastern children a good idea by the CIA? Watch today's Trews and decide

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 01:56 | 5439356 bid the soldier...
bid the soldiers shoot's picture

 

It must be understood by everyone that:

the mike was left open intentionally to pick up what Obama was rehearsed to say for the whole world to hear.

Yassir, Br'er Medvedev, I gots to get reelected.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 05:48 | 5439497 groundedkiwi
groundedkiwi's picture

+++ 20 for mic part

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 02:02 | 5439365 g'kar
g'kar's picture

I apologize for restating the obvious. This guy's white half should have been impeached years ago even though his black half is just as guilty.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 02:24 | 5439381 stopeuro
stopeuro's picture

In Russia, Moscow - man stands with a sign that say "Release political prisoners" - what happens next in country that is ruled by Putin - you can see your own eyes.

http://youtu.be/oAERcKFgX9A

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 02:48 | 5439401 Jano
Jano's picture

can you spend a comment on using DU, killing innocent arround the globe, which is commited by US Government?

Why do u complain about  any RUssia, which is eh far away, why do you not look arround , what you see at home?

why do u use a zionist propaganda (the youtube contributor is a known zionist).

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 03:34 | 5439429 CCanuck
CCanuck's picture

Stopeuro...I guess they were outside the free speech zones.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 04:03 | 5439446 smacker
smacker's picture

In the UK there are not demonstrators demanding the release of political prisoners - not yet, anyway - but the police regularly assault and/or arrest protesters at demonstrations. The Mayor of London - BoJo - has recently bought water cannons.

In at least one case several years ago, an elderly innocent bystander walking home from work was assaulted and beaten by police with batons at a demo and he died soon after on the roadside.

All marches & demos have to be pre-approved by the police, who often insist they follow a route along side streets and back streets where nobody can see them. The police use a variety of devious tactics to stifle & block demos to prevent them getting visibility. This is especially true if a demo is taking place against an international political gathering, eg NATO.

Several years ago, a small coach load of demonstrators on their way to demo at an arms fair were stopped by police under "anti-terrorism laws" and held on the roadside for the whole day until the arms fair had finished.

My point is that whilst what that video shows in Moscow is bad, exactly the same things or similar things happen in the UK and I'm darn sure in the United States.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 04:15 | 5439449 TeethVillage88s
TeethVillage88s's picture

These were taken in little Russia, Maryland, and little Russia in DC. Good stores and some good Soft Shell Crab.

Try Denver Area for Russian Stores too. It is a young Russian community, but fascist don't care where competing immigrants go to bring down labor rates.

- Low Labor Rates are designed by either Bilderburgers, Trilateral Commission or Council on Foreign Relations... Or maybe Rockefeller, Kissinger, et all.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 04:46 | 5439461 CHX
CHX's picture

Maybe. But in the US, the according man is already detained indefinitely @G.B. 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 06:27 | 5439524 zerocash
Wed, 11/12/2014 - 03:30 | 5439424 JuliaS
Wed, 11/12/2014 - 06:49 | 5439513 falak pema
falak pema's picture

The Teflon president trying to bend both ways : not a neo-con stooge, not a liberal transfuge-- one butt on each stool is a precarious exercise--and the tough as nails Alexander Nevsky clone riding the Taiga on his Gazprom horse all the way to Xanadu !

An interesting new insight of the New NWO of Peking : 

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/nov/12/brics-america-china...

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 07:17 | 5439548 justsayin2u
justsayin2u's picture

If you just agree that only dark skinned people can use the N word everything will be fine.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 07:24 | 5439554 Peter Pan
Peter Pan's picture

I presume by the N word you mean nigger. If so, let me tell you that I have used and continue to use every so called derogatory racial epithet there is when telling jokes about everyone from Irish to Greeks to Chinese to whoever else. And you know what? No one has ever complained because they know that the purpose of my jokes is not to demean but to entertain. The other secret is to tell jokes about people of your own ethnic background as a warm up.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 07:20 | 5439549 Peter Pan
Peter Pan's picture

If the nigger pulls the trigger

He might find that Vlad's is bigger

 

Let's hope the world changes fast enough for the USA not to be able to try anything stupid that might end up putting humanity in a bigger hole than we are already in.

 

 

 

 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 07:35 | 5439561 youngman
youngman's picture

Regan would have done this differently.....with much more power and stature....a proud American....Barry is handeled as a joke over there..sort of a sideline...a kid hanging around a bunch of adults...it shows big

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 07:41 | 5439565 Peter Pan
Peter Pan's picture

I think that Obama's problems stem from a few basics:

1. His childhood was not in America (although this on its own is not fatal). In my view he never really had a passion for the American nation and its people.

2. The promise he showed and the promises he made prior to his election built our hopes up too much and the subsequent turn around disgusted all of us.

3. He has made so many errors in the last few years that his credibility has been irreversibly damaged.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 08:27 | 5439618 Moe Howard
Moe Howard's picture

I'm not in your point 2 group.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 08:52 | 5439661 Peter Pan
Peter Pan's picture

Buddy, I wasn't there too long myself either. 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 10:15 | 5439912 Toolshed
Toolshed's picture

Regan? Yeah, he would have mumbled incoherrently for a few minutes and then asked "Mommy" what he should do. After passing along the orders from Nancy, he would then take a nice nap. Regan sure was a great president......now that he is dead.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 08:25 | 5439614 esum
esum's picture

obama is the gay psycho kid with a drone at these conferences..... warily watched, politely ignored, verbally irrelevant and privately laughed at..... the pompous arrogant behind assclown of the world's only super power with a limp wrist nicorrette chewing belching farting odoriferous stank commie muzzie bitch of the free world...cohabitating witha female impersonator.... libtard hero... 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 08:37 | 5439637 Quinvarius
Quinvarius's picture

"Waiter, bring round the plate of cheese...and another mineral water.  Chop chop!"

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 11:32 | 5440207 Hamm Jamm
Hamm Jamm's picture

ObamaPutinJinping are great actors  !!    The whole system is FAKE !    FAKE actors, FAKE politics, and scripted by the NWO BANKERS

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 12:37 | 5440498 manich
manich's picture

This is BS! The neocon puppetmasters have been pulling BO's strings to get WWIII started up to cover for their crappy recovery.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!