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Because when Elmo sees the economic fundamentals taking the Dow to at least 36,000, how can you possibly stay out of the market?
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Is this a fuckin joke?
When Wall Street and Sesame Street collides. CNBS
I guess taking stock advice from Elmo or the Cookie Monster is probably better than clowns like Gartman and Cramer.
Muppets, meet the muppets.
The next lead CNBC anchors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTc3PsW5ghQ
Man! Talk about a fucking glaring market peak omen!
Sheeeeesh!
If there was any doubt that the CNBC talking heads are actually clowns...
Muppets on CNBC... How apropos...
Looks like Kernan and Sorkin are at odds again...
Still better than Dennis Gartman.
and they'll get the same result that Kermit always gets:
http://www.silverdoctors.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/muppets.jpg
CNBC/Goldman Sachs' CSI:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nO3Qsv16nVA/R7DJ77ojyVI/AAAAAAAABso/CExe-7B3Ba...
Goldman will crush them. I think this must be a sick joke by the powers-that-be.
To me it can only be a refreshing change from the usual shit show (not that I watch on the east shores of the Atlantic). At least the Muppets do not purport to be anything else than a comedy entertainment and they certainly do not take themselves too seriously.
You two just won the interwebs.
Big Bird is taking over Mad Money from Cramer in 2015.
It was supposed to be Beaker but they fired Dennis Kneale last year.
Insiders need lots of Muppets.
This would be an improvement. At least the comedic value of the farce would be out in the open, for all to see. Right now, it's just tragic.
Duh ... dontcha think it is just a little too obvious of an inside joke?
Fox host accidentally calls former Arkansas Governor "F-ck a Huckabee"
http://tinyurl.com/lftoyyv
Divided,
That wasn't Cookie Monster, it was Grover, STUPID-HEAD!
Which ones are the puppets and which ones are the news reporters?
The puppets have a hand in their ass the news reporters have their heads in their ass.
They all have hands up their asses, say what someone else says, and are made to appear lifelike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYGhmJD9LKc
Even Elmo knows that as long as interest rates are suppressed, this game can keep going and going and going...whoops! Wrong fuzzy character!
Where's Kermit?
http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2013...
Screw that. Where are the Silver Bears?
Get the fuck out of here, Infidel!
Where's Wells Fargo? Online access "temporarily unavailable."
Hopefully, those cocksuckers have died a slow and painful death.
Never mind. Temp glitch.
The CNBC team has seen all kinds of clowns and puppets. They have been well trained in how to keep straight face and treat Elmo and Oscar like any other of their important guests.
Nay, the blue guy is Grover!
It is better to be defeated standing for a high principle than to run by committing subterfuge.
Grover ClevelandOfficeholders are the agents of the people, not their masters.
Grover Cleaveland
The ship of democracy which has weathered all storms, may sink through the mutiny of those on board.
Grover Cleaveland
What is the use of being elected or re-elected, unless you stand for something?
Grover Cleaveland
In addition to manipulation by the government-financial complex other forces are converging to further distort and disconnect Wall Street from the American economy. Why American equities continue to rise is very important, more is at force here than the usual causes which might include a pre-election and post-election rally. This is more than the continuation of a double down and let it ride mentality that has been ratcheting the market higher while reenforced by media hype.
Most analysts agree that money from countries with weakening currencies is flowing out of the troubled areas and the U.S. is receiving most of the benefit. The Japanese as well as many Chinese and Europeans know with so much money floating around and few safe harbors America is becoming the most comfortable option for temporary investing their money. More on why this should be viewed as a sign of instability rather than a reason to celebrate in the article below.
http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2014/11/why-american-equities-are-rising.html
Yeah but what about the puppets on the Muppet Show?
On cable the other night, three ads for brokerages targeted at total idiots, one of them mocking a traditional investment advisor.
You never want to go all out with a prediction, but when the epsilon muppets enter at a top, all I wonder about is the best strike price for the puts.
The two muppets have higher IQs than the 4 anchors combined
Take it from Lmo. BTFATH.
goldman sachs has their hand up grover's ass
It's all puppets, all the way. Goldman Sachs is prostate cancer.
A nice change from Jim Cramer, tho...
Let me know when they have tire marks on them and left in a gutter...
BTFATH:
Bank-Trained Fools At The Helm
Better Tell Fidelity: Asset Tops Happen
Been To France? Ah, That Hollande!
Someone at goldman is laughing their asses off....at us.
The Federal Reserve will not let the economy go down. They'll print at all costs destroy the currency if need be. The Fed is the only one keeping the economy afloat.
Next step is QE4. It's inevitable.
Look at Japan and you see the future of the US.
Japan is at QE9.
Grover to Becky:
"You know, Becky, we turned 45 today, so if you put me and Elmo together, it's kind of like we're 90. I know you're into that sort of thing....."
You know someone has done that fetish, "Honey, put on the puppets, I'm horny."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYxZzpM7eys
Yeah, but who's furrier?
Fake guests talking about fake markets on a fake business channel.
CNBC stock photos suck.
The Bond ones probably suck too.
They can't GIVE this plot away. Baaaaaaaa...
And much to the chagrin of ZH, the DOW likely will hit 36k in the next couple of years. Shit is going to detonate in flight - only the debris is going to crash back to the earth (ergo: no survivors). Just a massive public default (bonds) followed by a private "up yours" (equities) which is the moment where everyone finds out that physical possesion is all that matters.
So, until then - drive it like you stole it bitchez. Blow off fucking top into the event horizon.
For discussion. Would not years and years and round after round of QE plus of course real inflation suggest that we should be at an ATH? Dollar isn't what it used to be . . .
I see Joe Kernan has not been sacked over his dimwitted lack of knowledge of the Eurozone. What a jock moron that guy is.
The fact that two other assholes on set didn't seem to know or care to stop him was unreal...then again that broad next to kernan is Warren Buffetts personal mouthpiece (in more ways than one) so you know she isn't going anywhere. People have to be morons to watch this shite.
The algos have been identified.
Looks just like any other CNBC broadcast to me.....what am I missing?
At this point, who am I to argue with Elmo? This shitshow has been running on with no visible means of support for so long, Elmo could very well be right.
It's looking likely that we'll see gold and silver shorts get squeezed over the next couple weeks. There should be a low risk long side trade on a breakout thru $1180, but this will be a bull trap. The real trade will be on the short side. I'm thinking $1220-ish might be the spot. We'll see if this develops. The target would be $1040.
I'm waiting for an equity pullback before doing anything more than a day trade. We're bound to get a 20-40 point ES snap at some point. But if Elmo is juicing the highs, maybe I'm waiting in vain.
I'm also looking to reload on the Euro short in the 1.2650 area. The alternative to this is to short the breakdowns in the Euro, gold, and silver under their recent lows. They are all going much lower. I'm not interested in the middle.
i can see why you say 1220. this is the death match, right now. BOJ has some doubters, sp500 earnings are about to get massively stymied due to strong dollar. they are looking to defeat gold now. 1000 is a good target, imo to begin accumulating even if we go 10% lower to 900. outside chance of seeing 600/700 though.
i mean, its really 'on' this time. 13% gain in spx in less than 4 weeks....can you say blowoff? they have to get it to stick so the muppets will shop, and hope they spend enough. there are so few participants, it wont take but a few end of year sellers who say ive got mine gimme some bonds at 4% for life.
mkt is so devious it will take more than 10% decline to indicate a 'sell signal' all will agree upon. who'll give me odds on trading between here and 10/15 lows for the next 3 months?
How appropriate. Red and blue puppets to help promote the new heights in the false financial reality. Maybe if they try hard enough the market will become limitless
And speaking of red and blue puppets let's not forget the pillars of your community the Republican and Democrats
And using the wicked witch of the east Legarde math 45 & 36000 both add up to 9
You can figure out the rest
Same shitty message different day in the satanic land of Oz
....Brought to you by the Letter "O", and the Number 18,000,000,000,000.