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More Humiliation: China Furious At "Disrespectful" Nicorette-Chewing Obama

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"The chew seen around the world," as President Obama chomped on Nicorette gum during the recent APEC summit ceremonies, has sparked outrage in China, describing his behavior as "rude" and "inappropriate."

 

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Not the first time...

 

Relegated...

 

 

Which all explains this...

While we are sure Khin Khin Win, wife of Myanmar President Thein Sein, is a wonderfully entertaining host, we suspect President Obama was not expecting - once again - to be relegated to the 'old wives club'...

 

Source: @MarkKnoller

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And here is Medvedev holding hands with Xi...

 

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Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:42 | 5441950 TeamDepends
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At least he did not "light up" an E-cig.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:45 | 5441961 localsavage
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I wish Putin would just slap him on the back of the head and tell him to act like an adult.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:01 | 5442018 ZerOhead
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If it was a meeting of central bankers they'd be blowing bubbles.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:24 | 5442117 zerozulu
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I know, I know China is just looking far to pick a fight.

 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:26 | 5442120 MillionDollarBogus_
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Chinese, who publicly spit on everything and anything, all the time, are offended by gum chewing..??

Right...

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:53 | 5442191 Richard Chesler
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We disrespected some folks...


Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:11 | 5442253 Mr. Magoo
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He probably didn't bow low enough this time

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:14 | 5442260 0b1knob
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< Nicorette gum.

< Reggie Love cum.

 

 

What is Choomboy most likely to have in his mouth?

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:22 | 5442284 COSMOS
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It only matters if he stuck the gum to the seat of some diplomat and ruined their pants.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:33 | 5442320 johngaltfla
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Apparently the Turkish government of Erdogan could care less if their far left Marxists attack US Sailors on shore leave also (Video):

 

11.12 Turkish Radicals Initiate another “Workplace Incident” Against American Sailors on Shore Leave

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:52 | 5442374 12ToothAssassin
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At least he didnt throw up in Jin-gook's lap? Theres always a silver lining.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:55 | 5442381 I MISS KUDLOW
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i wouldnt have been chewing nicorette, i would have smoked a cigarette or maybe even a stogie instead, if u really want to go with the american times and what booming maybe even a joint from what booming in the sttates

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:57 | 5442382 I MISS KUDLOW
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states

 

is marijuana legal in China?

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:05 | 5442426 Pooper Popper
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Daves not here man...

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:37 | 5442504 Son of Loki
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I must admit falling out of my chair when I saw the camera panning the dignified leaders sitting there attentive, sharp, crisp looking like what a powerful world leader should look like … until the cameras panned to Barry, sitting there slumped back chomping his gum like a 3rd grader sitting in the back row of class bored. Very undignified; he should have used the patch.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 04:07 | 5443221 Richard Chesler
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He's the classy one.

Wookie was told to stay home to prevent any embarrassments.

 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 07:50 | 5443374 jcaz
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Hiding in the back-  taking it like a little bitch.....

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 22:18 | 5442668 Four chan
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obama is a bitch. and he's making us look like bitches for electing him...twice ugh.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 00:16 | 5442957 Rakshas
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From the You didn't Elect That speech:

There are a lot of disillusioned, downtrodden Americans who agree with me — because they want to get something back. They know they didn’t — look, if you’ve been unsuccessful, you didn’t get fucked over on your own. You didn’t get there on your own. I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so stupid and not paying attention. There are a lot of dumb fuckers out there. It must be because I got fucked harder than everybody else. Let me tell you something — there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there to make sure your farts never make a sound again.  (crickets.)

 

 

 

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Thu, 11/13/2014 - 00:24 | 5442978 palmereldritch
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C'mon...'Chewy' is just happy for the brief respite from Chewie

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 00:38 | 5443003 Never One Roach
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How many more  jobs did he give away to the Chinese while he was over there?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 01:36 | 5443109 Wait What
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the job of 'leader of the free world' was apparently 1 of them.

I could see a discussion go down like this:

Xi: we need to talk about your fiscal and monetary policy
BO: that's out of my control

Xi: then why are you sitting at this table?

Xi: get me Yellen or McConnell of whoeverdafuk

Xi: and go sit with the women, I'm done with you

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 02:23 | 5443147 Cyberg
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Who????

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:56 | 5442395 Big Corked Boots
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I find the auto-playing video rude as well....

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 22:00 | 5442606 August
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>>>I find the auto-playing video rude as well....

Deeply annoying to those of us who don't cotton to the "broadcast" model for information.

ZH = the new Fox....

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 06:26 | 5443312 winchester
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i find your idiocy to use computer astonishing....

 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 10:15 | 5443648 gallistic
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Good reference! Almost forgot about that one... Obama really does not have shit on Papa Bush.

 

Chewing gum in a public ceremony with world leaders? Meh...

Throwing up in a world leader's lap before distinguished guests, passing out, and hitting the floor- Priceless!

 

 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:41 | 5442527 10mm
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It's coming to a head. When yo sign up to SERVE, you will ne served by your masters. 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:41 | 5442532 petkovplamen
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and why should they? You will be shocked how much the world hates you, Americans.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 22:20 | 5442672 VAD
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Many of us wouldn't be the least bit shocked, actually.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 22:25 | 5442695 The Big Ching-aso
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Oh yeah? Well the chop suey can be flung both ways. They can't do that to our president. Only we can do that to our president.

Next time a Chinese honcho comes to the U.S. make them sit with Hillary, Nancy, and my mother-in-law. I guarantee they'll knock this shit off toots sweet, man.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 10:14 | 5443684 mr1963
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Those "soldiers" showed so much restraint. They didn't fight back or anything, they remained so dignified.

Bet they cleaned their shorts out after they got out of there though. They looked like world class pussies.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:35 | 5442324 Stackers
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Obama has been in over his head since he gave the queen of england an i-pod.

Do these morons just have no one on staff with any clue to global-power-player edict ?

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:50 | 5442369 TheReplacement
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Still think it's real?  It's all a show.  USA is denigrated, debased, and dethroned. 

The king is dead.  Long live the king.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 00:02 | 5442927 Arius
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well, the wrestling looks real to me .... wife clubs - no wife clubs,  chewing - not chewing gums; the fighting is so real, you almost fail to notice the cameras are there for only few minutes and off they go, why then Obama picks that moment to take the gum out of his mouth?  yeah well ...

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 02:17 | 5443140 old naughty
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Now you are seeing the "core" of things, not just the "surface".

I am here, no? So Why am I chewing gums, only?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 06:26 | 5443314 winchester
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no, definitivly.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:44 | 5442359 palmereldritch
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He normally just sticks it under the teleprompter.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 23:15 | 5442811 Nigger in the w...
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Obo was simply trying to disrespect the Chins. A little payback for them takingall our gold. 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:41 | 5442523 Kirk2NCC1701
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Safe to assume that his visit did not include a Happy Ending.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 22:03 | 5442617 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

Safe to assume that his visit did not include a Happy Ending.

Don't be so sure.

Oh, wait, did you mean receiving a happy ending? Nevermind.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 04:31 | 5443237 Never One Roach
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Xi and Putin saw what the American people thought of Barry in last week's election.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:55 | 5442196 steveharless
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Im offended just having obama as a president for our country

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:04 | 5442423 Divine Wind
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The U.S. State Department has something called the Office of the Chief of Protocol.

This office and staff are ALWAYS involved in planning, advising and counseling of the President and other senior U.S. officials when they travel abroad.

Do this, don't do that type of stuff.

The fact that things like this still happens when Barry, Moochelle and others travel abroad speaks volumes.

Either they are being given no advice, poor advice or they just don't give a shit.

This is just embarrassing.

 

 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:19 | 5442452 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen American Zero's.

If there has ever been "Writing On the Wall" this is it.

Observe and "TAKE" note. Plan accordingly.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:33 | 5442496 nmewn
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I thought placing a narcissistic-crony hack progressive Chicago politician, accompanied by an overbearing Wookie mandating school lunch menus to our kids into the WH, was the writing on the wall.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 22:29 | 5442708 jon dough
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It's a big wall, so...well, y'know.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 17:23 | 5445877 mkkby
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Protocol.  Are you fucking joking?  Every decently raised child knows to sit up straight, be quiet and don't chew gum.  This rat bastard is obviously just another piece of ghetto trash. 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 00:20 | 5442971 Arius
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@divine wind

The U.S. State Department has something called the Office of the Chief of Protocol.

 

yes, but if these stories published hourly by ZH of China treating America as a second world power (wife clubs and all those daily pictures ... selected carefully i might add) then ... perhaps, this is the response from the Office of the Potus Protocol to China ... otherwise, why would he pick the gum out of his mouth right at the few moments the cameras are in the room?  just sayin' China better choose her battles carefully ... the Canadians as well better think twice before they align themselves with the chinese

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 02:24 | 5443149 Divine Wind
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All valid points, but.....

This is not the first time Barry et al has acted like a low class buffoon. From his first days in office where he

sent the bust of Churchill in the White House back to the British, to playing touchy feely with foreign heads of state

to Moochelle bopping off Air Force One in her best tramp wear, they have been a national disgrace time and time again.

One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America

 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 01:19 | 5443081 armageddon addahere
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He skips more than 60% of the war briefings, you think he is going to bother showing up for an etiquette lesson?

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:21 | 5442454 franzpick
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How 'bout feeling disgraced, disgusted and depressed to be represented by bathhouse barry? The 3D president.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 02:17 | 5443141 TheSecondLaw
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Your fellow citizens elected him. Chew on that.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 02:17 | 5443142 TheSecondLaw
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Your fellow citizens elected him. Chew on that.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:18 | 5442270 decon
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Really.  This issue is such a nothing burger.  I'm disappointed that ZH posts this kind of meaningless drivel. 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:36 | 5442328 Cruel Aid
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story was new to me, where was i going to hear about it and yes gum chewing at that event is low class.

Thanks ZH

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 00:07 | 5442941 Arius
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yeah, but WHY would Obama pick the time when the cameras are in the room (guess for only few minutes) to take out his gum .... it looks as if is done on purpose ... why?  who knows ... if these stories that ZH keeps posting are real of Obama being sitted with lower important people perhaps is the response DoS has advised him to do ... dont mess with gringos!

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 04:46 | 5443251 Ghordius
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at least Obama was not chewing tobacco and spitting on the floor, another American Custom. Though a deceased one

In Europe, we mostly see only the "A-Class" photos and footage of Obama in China. In the best suits, at the place of honour in the middle, etc. etc.

fact is that this kind of meeting produces a lot of footage, for all kind of media "needs". Everybody there wants to produce photos and film where they are seen in the pole position of world affairs. This is all agreed, and part of protocol. So you'll see - if you look at the footage of other countries media - their leader being treated grandly. It follows that Obama and others - except the host, China - have to circulate in the positions of honour. Since the American delegation thinks that the "costume thing" is anyway not what they want to present home, it follows that Obama is there in some lesser place

China used to be a spitting and chewing and smoking "paradise", but customs changed a lot in the last decades

All in all, this is media theater for Chinese domestic consumption regurgitated for American specifically anti-Obama consumption. Enjoy, that's the whole purpose of it: entertainment

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 14:38 | 5445125 IndyPat
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Whether the Chinks have the spitting thing toned down or not is open for debate.
What isn't up for debate is that they will drop trow and pinch a loaf just about anywhere the urge hits them.

So, at the very least, The President was not photographed dropping a duke on the sidewalk, so there's that.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:25 | 5442291 nmewn
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Chinese shitizen shitizism's, the communist party basically shut the place down to clear the air.

Wouldn't do to have smog so thick you could cut it with a knife while trying to give Obomao a platform to regale the world about his plans for "climate change"...after getting his ass handed to him in the mid-terms.

"BEIJING — Authorities here are taking drastic measures to limit smog, traffic and dissent ahead of an annual economic summit that includes President Obama and 20 other world leaders.

For a 10-day period, only half the city's cars can hit the roads each day, polluting factories in neighboring provinces have shut down or scaled back operations, schools are closed, some hospitals work only half-days, no new marriages can be registered, government workers received a six-day holiday and students shiver in college dorms after central heating was suspended.

Those are just some of the restrictions started last week as ministerial meetings got underway ahead of the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) forum leaders' summit Monday and Tuesday."

Thomas "We Should Be Like China" Friedman must have got a boner reading that...lol.

But our Jonathon Gruber Award winner for the evening goes to this lady...

"I wish we could have APEC every day," said Ma Ning, 35, whose son's kindergarten shut Friday. "The air is so clean, it shows if the government tries their best, we could have blue sky every day."

...yes, college students shivering in dorms, being forbidden to use your property while globe trotting heads of state drink champagne and eat caviar complaining about how hot it is inside the conference room and don't you dare talk back or you'll get your skull cracked open, Obomao, the Manchurian Candidate, feels right at home with this lady.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/11/09/apec-obama-beijing-bans-cars-smog/18637329/

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:53 | 5442377 nostromo17
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I agree screw the Chinese and throw out Walmart and everyone else that foists CHinese crap on whats left of American consumers.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:16 | 5442449 nmewn
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It really is funny as hell in a morbidly curious sort of way, the wealthy elitist Chi-Coms basically shut down the entire province to "clear the air" there...to create a short lived illusion...in the same manner an illusion was presented to ObamaBots here and everywhere.

And some people, like our starry-eyed Chinese mommy above, still lap it up as the heads of state fly off into the sunset leaving a trail of black smoke covering her house.

Its quite remarkable, it really is...lol.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:30 | 5442482 Oldwood
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We honor the illusion.

I always appreciate it when my wife tells me how good looking I am.....and I never call her a liar.

reality sucks

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:39 | 5442515 QQQBall
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at least she didnt say you were a good lay. You got that

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:41 | 5442528 Son of Loki
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Why do the Chinese think chewing gum is “an American custom?” No one at home or at work chews gum where I’m from if you’re over 10 years old. It is considered rude if not low class. I consider it similar to seeing Chinese people bend over and spit in the satreet. It's disgusting! 

 

[BTW: No respect to zh'ers who chew gum or spit.]

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 22:10 | 5442643 TheFourthStooge-ing
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At least he didn't crap on the wrong side of the road. That would have been a major breach of diplomatic protocol.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 22:24 | 5442684 nmewn
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I was gonna give the linguistic stylings of our favorite Chi-Com troll a try but I just can't mimic it like you and akak can...lol.

Bowing ;-)

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 08:42 | 5443437 StychoKiller
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So, you cannot blob up or vent the mattering thing, then? :>D

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:40 | 5442526 I am a Man I am...
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I hate Obama, but they can all fuck off on this one.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:44 | 5442540 Anglophobe
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Chinese, who publicly spit on everything and anything, all the time, are offended by gum chewing..??

i think obama is the worst president we have had , and completely clueless, but for the chinese to make an issue with gum is kinda dumb, it is said chinas national past time is spitting, so yea maybe read into this on another level and see how bad of a regard they are eager to hold obama and hence americans in 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 03:13 | 5443188 ebear
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"Overall gum chewing significantly increased alertness, quickened reaction time and increased the speed of encoding new information."

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/your-brain-food/201208/gum-chewing-i...


I think he needs it to keep up.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:28 | 5444040 AZLagun
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.....They also let their babies poop in the streets.  Seen it with my own eyes.  I would suggest they check under that big round table they were sitting at to see if he stuck the Nicorette there when finished. 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:32 | 5444056 Defiated
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In high level meetings?...really?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:46 | 5444142 funthea
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Perhaps. But also maybe they just know that Obama is just a douche nossle, and needs to be shunned.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:24 | 5442118 Squid-puppets a...
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theyd be blowing something

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:09 | 5442243 The central planners
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Yeah, beacause they dont give a shit.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:11 | 5442436 tony wilson
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that is the kind of anti semetic trannsgenda and gayman hate that we have come to expect from the russian and the chinkie china man.

we do not expect this transgenda agenda hate to be directed at the innocent jews the poor queer and the pig in knickers trans person

retract you internet bully

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:49 | 5442566 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Bullies are never responsible for their aggression. It is always the others' fault. It is bully mind because bullies can not stand responsible for their aggression.

Whatever the Chinese do, one has to admit that they are a force of inanity of the stuff called free trade. This is the cage set by the US for the rest of the world.

Once those points are reminded, the motivating purpose is quite clear.

Outlining a set of beliefs is now being raging anti something bigot, ah, well...

The answer is already known as US citizen draw a world of quasi certainty. Indeed, the hope is stupidity, that the management is stupid enough to let those kind of moves slip through.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:59 | 5442025 Escrava Isaura
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After this week, The End of Chimerica became official.

 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:24 | 5442464 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen EI.

Ha! You Americans have never been so "DEPENDENT" on China. That will not change anytime soon or your corporations will not be profitable and wall st will fold like a house of cards.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:00 | 5442038 Stoploss
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So, we're gonna have to learn Mandarin and Russian..

 

Well, that's just fucking great!

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:11 | 5442087 willwork4food
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Already got a small jump on the Mandarin!

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:49 | 5442562 OW My Balls
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Try the Peking Duck

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:09 | 5442244 CrazyCooter
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LMAO, there is no way I could make it. I heard a speaker (?linguist?) talking about learning foreign languages and explaining how our ears are trained to hear the sounds in the language. As an example she said Chinese has SEVEN distinct "R" sounds, but English speakers will only hear one "R" sound. And if you can't hear it, you can't hope to say it.

Gotta learn this shit when you are a kid!

Regards,

Cooter

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:24 | 5442290 FeralSerf
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Some of the "R" sounds sound like "L" to me. Flied lice, e.g.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:24 | 5442469 TheFourthStooge-ing
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With US citizens, it might be all about this level of subtleness.

Funny how US citizens are naturally leant to reverse certain kind of relation.

Additionally, another remark. The quest for symetry leads US citizens on unbelievable paths.

Now I am somehow plunged into a severe doubt. That or your comment got severely misplaced.

If US citizenism made sense, that would be a story...

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 22:01 | 5442610 Anglophobe
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Cooter,

As an example she said Chinese has SEVEN distinct "R" sounds, but English speakers will only hear one "R" sound. And if you can't hear it, you can't hope to say it.

if that is the case, why do chinese people sound so funny when making an r sound? 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:50 | 5442556 Kirk2NCC1701
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Learn to also like the new Chinese recipe they served for dinner:  Lame Duck.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:21 | 5442113 ebworthen
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Dumbshit - you're not even supposed to chew it, you tuck it between your cheek and gum.

And you'd think with his experience he'd be able to swallow it when he was done.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:57 | 5442591 August
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Skoal!

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 22:07 | 5442636 Truther
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If he swallowed it, he would not be able to plug his gaping bottom hole

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 01:37 | 5443107 Hulk
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Eb, just because Chewbacca spits it out doesn't mean the Big O has to do the same. !!!

As the bible clearly states, there's a time to spit , and a time to swallow !!!

 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:21 | 5442258 Againstthelie
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Well, if you want a ghetto pussy and you elect a ghetto pussy, you get a ghetto pussy.

 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:46 | 5441965 Newsboy
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That's not real chew.

He didn't even spit.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:53 | 5442002 max2205
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It's a pube stuck in his teeth? 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:01 | 5442042 Eyeroller
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I didn't know Reggie was there!

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:58 | 5442026 Dinero D. Profit
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This is nothing.  

Once I saw a Catholic chap chewing gum while he was ratting on himself in confession.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:03 | 5442060 ZerOhead
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$50 bucks says those confessional booths are all wired by the Vatican or NSA...

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:05 | 5442230 Dinero D. Profit
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Your suspicions are well directed.

In Germany priests turned over their cofessional notes to the Gestapo. 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:17 | 5442101 assistedliving
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less Chimerica fading than third world growing up

sure u want to compare Presidential gaffes?

BUSH CREEPS OUT ANGELA MERKEL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTQY1Aw9zcs

Go USA!

 

 

 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:33 | 5442132 Everybodys All ...
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At least when he leaves your country you can forget about him. We have to deal with this jackass for at least two more years as our president. Who knows what kind of long term destruction he'll leave behind in the US.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:32 | 5442134 Freddie
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Local Chalie Chan on the street say about Obama:

"He dum fuk"

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:40 | 5442152 junction
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Send in Jackie Chan to give Obummer a beatdown and bitch slappin' for his bad manners.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:22 | 5442461 WhackoWarner
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See the photo where Obama did a bow before shaking hands?

 

In Chinese culture that says is all.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:51 | 5442574 cameldojo
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menthol nicorrette bitches!

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 22:10 | 5442644 Occams_Chainsaw
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Yeah....most e-cigs are from China.  He chewed up some 'merican nicco gum.  Fuck yeah!

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:42 | 5441952 css1971
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Man, they are really rubbing it in.

 

Dudes. When are you going to get a real president?

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:53 | 5442001 SheepDog-One
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Never, the J-mafia who owns the money supply likes these fake ones.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:00 | 5442037 Squid Viscous
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ding ding! winner winner kvelte-fish dinner!

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:20 | 5442112 Colonel Klink
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Made me LOL, but it's gefilte fish.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:42 | 5442157 Squid Viscous
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close enough, I tried to "sound it out" but threw up in my mouth a little...

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 00:50 | 5443029 Proofreder
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Try Lutefisk

Aquavit is not optional.

 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:15 | 5442444 tony wilson
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colomel clink i thought you was an upstanding soldier.

it turns out you are anti semenetic

how very dare you

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:00 | 5442033 booboo
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Fuck you button head, he's ours to trash, go finger fuck your own tard.  The entire time he was running for president all you overseas gob nobbers did was gush about him. I swear between the Euroturds fainting and mobbing him and the press wanting to have his baby I shot out three tv screen.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:44 | 5442356 Teamtc321
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Ya, no shit. Remember the pilar walk, then speech were he stood and looked like the global messiah?

I fucking threw up......the jacked up part in 6 years with this pole boy in office, I have met 1 person who would admit they voted for him once, but didn't in '12.

Knowing we are led by Zero and Reid , is just an embarrassment.

Good grief, I wish we had Mr. Ron Paul but oh no.

Hope, Hope and Change!!!!!

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 21:46 | 5442546 I am a Man I am...
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Fucking excellent post.   lmao

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:43 | 5441953 wallstreetapost...
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Obama is so gay.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:43 | 5441954 IridiumRebel
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He's our first Chewish President.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:50 | 5441985 Escrava Isaura
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That's was good and funny.

 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:45 | 5441956 swass
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Did they get the shot of him spitting it out just before he shakes hands?

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:45 | 5441957 jubber
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even George Bush could get re-elected

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:45 | 5441958 Yen Cross
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  At least he didn't shit on the side of the road, like the Chinese do.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:47 | 5441972 Winston Churchill
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You know that how ?

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:58 | 5442205 WillyGroper
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Well I guess it's safe to assume no bashful bladders or bowels over there.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 00:00 | 5442922 TBT or not TBT
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Vast swaths of China are turd world, so....   well there it is.   

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:51 | 5441988 kowalli
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im not sure he didn't

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:45 | 5441963 starman
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"If you happy and you know it (clap) sorry hold a hand"!

Whata buncha fags! No offense fags these are "rare" fags!

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:48 | 5441968 swass
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I think he was chewing to make sure he didn't need to suck on any fags.  (for those that dont' know, a fag is another name for a cigarette)

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:45 | 5441967 buzzsaw99
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they're lucky he didn't light a blunt

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:48 | 5441979 Cacete de Ouro
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All aboard the Choomwagon

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:59 | 5442032 Choomwagon Roof Hits
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I call dibs on the roof hits.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:02 | 5442051 pupdog1
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Or a Swisher Sweet.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 20:38 | 5442340 ShrNfr
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Praise the Lord and pass the embalming fluid.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:47 | 5441970 free_as_in_beer
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In a country where the people hock loogies on the sidewalk constatly, gum chewing is rude?

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:48 | 5441974 Cacete de Ouro
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I thought Barry smoked a Pipe these days?

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:25 | 5442121 Berspankme
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Reggie "Pipe" Love?

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:29 | 5442129 Overfed
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Kal Penn's pipe.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:46 | 5441976 Budd aka Sidewinder
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I believe that's known as 'cum gum'

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:54 | 5442003 yogibear
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How many Chinese leaders did he blow?

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:48 | 5441977 keninla
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I am surprised that he did not bring his "Choom" wagon and smoke a few while there.

 

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:55 | 5442014 max2205
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Barry be fucked up evey day now that weed is legal in DC...not that it mattered before

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:52 | 5441978 Runs-With_Toast
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Lol, as if Bola wasnt told it would look bad, he dont give a shit, hes way too important

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 18:50 | 5441990 SheepDog-One
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Lucky he didn't pull out the glass pipe and lite up a crack rock.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:15 | 5442086 ZerOhead
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A blunt could have led to global peace and harmony.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 19:20 | 5442094 ZerOhead
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P.S.  The mayor of Toronto just called... he told me to tell you to go fuck yourself unless you're willing to share...

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 22:08 | 5442639 combatsnoopy
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And Toronto exchange now gets to trade remnimbis!  (china and Canada just signed a trade pact.  Canada is the US largest trade partner- we have no problem with them because of their fair trade laws.  I wonder how they enforce it with China- I'll get the popcorn ready!) 

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