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ISIS Unveils Its New Gold-Backed Currency To Remove Itself From "The Oppressors' Money System"

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It appears the rumors are true. Islamic State is set to become the only 'state' to back its currency with gold (silver and copper) as it unveils the new coins that will be used in an attempt to solidify its makeshift caliphate. ISIS says the new currency will take the group  out of "the oppressors' money system."

 

 

As Zaid Benjamin notes, ISIS releases details of its new currancy with golden 1 & 5 dinar, silver 1, 5, 10 dirham and copper 10 & 20 fils

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It seems Alan Greenspan may have been on to something after all...

"Remember
what we're looking at. Gold is a currency. It is still, by all
evidence, a premier currency. No fiat currency, including the dollar,
can match it."

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Of course this will mean more physical demand - along with Russia and China - and so more price suppression by the West.

 

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Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:30 | 5444050 SandiaMan
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Who is the mint?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:32 | 5444063 Greenskeeper_Carl
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great. how long do we have to wait for statements like "only terrorists buy or use gold and silver coins" or "only terrorists question the validity of the US dollar"

its only a matter of time, mark my words

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:35 | 5444085 LetThemEatRand
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Or even more devious, "we must stamp out the use of gold and silver as currency in order to stamp out terrorists.  It is unfortunate that some honest people will lose the value of their gold and silver coins as a result, but we must all make sacrifices."

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:38 | 5444100 McCormick No. 9
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Well, now I am glad I lost all of mine in that unfortunate boating accident.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:41 | 5444121 gold-is-not-dead
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ISIS will become the leading global force if they do that.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:46 | 5444147 COSMOS
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We all know the Dollar is the real currency of Terrorists.   These guys are working for their masters, trying to demonize gold and silver circulation to dampen any enthusiasm for the gold or silver coins in the USA and abroad.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:50 | 5444159 Slave
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"Oppressor's system", yet they won't go after Israel?

With each piece of news that comes out this smells more and more like CIA.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:52 | 5444196 TahoeBilly2012
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Talk about a collectors item...

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:56 | 5444212 linniepar
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I must have some of this!

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:08 | 5444292 bania
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Now, if they could just drop the beheadings from their program, I might start liking these guys.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:20 | 5444351 nope-1004
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US started ISIS, no?  Connect the dots, like COSMOS said above.  It's a PR slander machine now, associating the only real currency on earth with radical terrorists.

Good job Mr. Yellen.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:23 | 5444372 Latina Lover
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Notice how the G20 will be re classifying all bank deposits as an unsecured bank liability, while demonizing gold via the USSA controlled ISIS puppet.  There are no co incidences.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:28 | 5444396 itchy166
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The race is on to demonize gold, silver, and cryptocurriences.  Have to make way for SDR's...

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:33 | 5444413 Pladizow
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Do they have Obumer's face for supplying the artillery or Dimon's face for supllying the gold?

I guess its a toss up!

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:49 | 5444499 reset71
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If terrorism tarnishes gold and silvers' appeal, that will give me more time to stack at a supressed price. I like it. Gold and silver we be around long after the ISIS ceases to operate. 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:56 | 5444519 Four chan
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i guess they are not as dumb as they look, smarter than most americans too.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:09 | 5444573 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Chan.

If they feature a coin with Jihadi John lopping off the head of a USSA FBI agent then I'm buying the whole series!

Yea!

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:30 | 5444668 Bullionaire
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Darn it! When this "rumor" was posted Tuesday, I commented:

"Tylers: Gotta change the title of this piece. "Gold standard" means fractional reserve gold backing of paper currency. These are gold coins, which are money. Important difference."

...and got 28 greenies/no reddies.

And today, same mistake.

WTF?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:52 | 5444796 N2OJoe
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Not bad lookin coins if they can mint them well. Wonder where I can get me some?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 14:42 | 5445161 The9thDoctor
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Hopefully APMEX gets them in soon!

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 14:57 | 5445238 palmdetroit
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Sure zh'ers are over this like its 610 AD again!

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 20:32 | 5446596 TheReplacement
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If you could deprive ISIS terrorists of a valuable asset for the price of some paper which can readily be replaced or even multiplied then it would be treason not to do it.

Buy ISIS gold, silver, and copper coins.  Buy as much as you can.  It's the only way to stop them.  We need to do it for the children. 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 20:59 | 5446716 iant419
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Posted this link on their facebook wall and asked that very question!

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 01:23 | 5447351 laomei
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ISIS coins will not be featuring images of people, I can guarantee that.  That being said, talk about demand... ISIS coins are a surefire investment.   1) backed with actual value that can appreciate on their own regardless.  2) If they solidify and keep their gains, this is their first issue.  3) if they US goes all in and smashes them, it's a limited issue collectors item.  Who else wants ISIS coins? I sure as fuck do.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:58 | 5444527 SafelyGraze
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this plot line was stolen from a james bond 007 film in the sixties

some newworldorder globalist sociopath threatened to infect all the gold in ft nocks with terroir in order to render it unusable

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:37 | 5444709 Larry Dallas
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Can we buy some on APMEX?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 02:54 | 5447458 Bindar Dundat
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 "to make it usable",,,,,there,fixed for you.

 

Darn terrorists with their gold, we need to rail them in.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:59 | 5444532 outamyeffinway
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You are all wrong. This is bringing the caliphate into the fold. The ME is totally unmanageable with democracy. This is ME madness management. Gold IS coming back into the monetary system. The caliphate will need a way to transact for their oil. Don't misinterpret.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:10 | 5444585 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

When will all the little Zero's admit to loving Muslim Confetti?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:56 | 5444832 NuckingFuts
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Listen.

Listen.

Listen.

Listen.

 

Get it asshole, enough.  No one is lstening.  Stop.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 14:19 | 5444965 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

What? I can't hear your Nazi-speak.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 16:48 | 5445717 SoilMyselfRotten
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I just knew one day i was going to be called a terrurist sympathizer

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 22:14 | 5446946 Manthong
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Where can I trade some of this Yellen scrip for Isis gold?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 22:34 | 5446998 MontgomeryScott
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LISTEN!

Wait...

WHAT?!?

This current crop of Israeli Secret Intelligence Service is quite clever. Quadaffi spent his last years going around Africa and the Middle east trying to set up a new trade in Gold, and he called it the 'AFRICAN GOLD DINAR'. Coincidence? I think not.

Where is ISIS cetting its gold and silver and copper from, in order to mint these coins, Bangalore? Answer THAT question, and then follow the MONEY to figure out who and/or WHAT this 'shadowy terror group' really is. I suspect the house of SAUD and the house of BUSH (maybe those coins will be gold-plated tungsten when they start to be circulated, though).

Remember: Only TERRORISTS use GOLD and SILVER!

 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 17:49 | 5445973 Gold Eyed Cat
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I imagine he talks like that in real life, and his friends and family think of him like Steve Martin's character in The Jerk.  Annoying and tiresome, but after several years... somewhat endearing. Listen. Listen. Lisuuun.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:07 | 5444571 FinalEvent
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Buy as much gold as you can! Don't let them have it!!!!!1

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 14:35 | 5445120 MalteseFalcon
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Where is ISIS getting the gold?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 14:54 | 5445219 Not My Real Name
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APMEX, of course.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 08:56 | 5447795 fallout11
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Now we know where the $12billion the US "lost" in Iraq ended up....
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/feb/08/usa.iraq1
It bought gold and silver. 

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 08:29 | 5451347 StormShadow
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Just imagine what the 2 Trillion from the Pentagon is up to these days

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 08:29 | 5451348 StormShadow
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Just imagine what the 2 Trillion from the Pentagon is up to these days

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 17:29 | 5449821 debtandtaxes
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"Islamic State to produce own currency for use in self-declared caliphate - as soon as it can locate a mint and enough metal"

- http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/nov/14/isis-gold-silver-copper-isl...

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:28 | 5444401 NoDebt
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Well, we know one thing for sure.  These guys are NOT a CIA front.  Even the CIA wouldn't be crazy enough to put real PMs out on the street.

Real money, not just currency?  That's got "terrorism" written all over it.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:21 | 5444628 Kirk2NCC1701
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Tyler, please make Latina Lover's avatar enlargeable.

For that matter... make 'em all enlargeable. Thx.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 22:36 | 5447007 MontgomeryScott
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Aye, captain!

I second the motion!

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:50 | 5444800 apu123
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Nice pic, who is that?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 16:06 | 5445563 Meat Hammer
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I'm looking forward to practicing some good old-fashioned civil-disobedience.

Fuck:

The Fed

CIA

NSA

Obama

Neocons

Israel

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 04:56 | 5447533 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

Fuck the USSA FBI too. James Comey what a fucking fraud! Mr. Polished corporate image seeking to fuck the American people harder than the NSA.

You guys in USSA should be on the warpath against these criminals!

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:20 | 5444356 SoilMyselfRotten
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Great, now we start a rumble between the Fed and the CIA...wonder who wins that one?

Hint: Doubt the Fed has pics of CIA personnel with farm animals

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:25 | 5444381 maskone909
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been noticing alot more anti jew stuff all over the net.  just sayin... 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:13 | 5444592 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

What's your point? USSA FED and CIA are both jewish run and staffed.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:34 | 5444695 maskone909
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listen

sometimes observations dont have points, homeboy.

im not jewish nor do i know any jewish people. 

i wasnt implying that this article was, in general, anti jewish either. 

i could care less who the fuck kills eachother.

been going on for thousands of years and it will never stop.

have a magical fucking day

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:38 | 5444719 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen 909.

Do I detect anti-Bangalorian sentiment? I'll fucking knock you so hard you'll feel it next week!

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 14:01 | 5444875 maskone909
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oh is that right tough guy?

here is a little richard song i dedicate to you, sincerely

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYr7I4gOSXk

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 01:07 | 5447330 Incubus
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hopefully there's more fights tonight in fight club: this one was tepid. 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:35 | 5444702 benb
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I didn't catch it. Are the ISIS coins being struck at the U.S. Mint?... or is the RCM putting them out?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:58 | 5444852 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

Doubt it but be sure that Team FED is busy striking counterfeit ISIL coins in Tungsten.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 17:47 | 5445936 Tall Tom
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It is not team FED that will be doing this...

 

In fact if you have been reading Hedge for awhile then you'd might have stumbled upon this article...

 

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-09-24/get-your-fake-tungsten-filled-gold-coins-here

 

And this company...

 

http://www.tungsten-alloy.com/

 

Now that reads as a good business venture for you.

 

You can actually order those coins and pass them off as authentic in the Levant Republic.

 

Just do not get caught. The last that I have read is that counterfeiting is punishable by death by beheading.

 

But that is actually more humane than what we do to some murderers here. And as for the largest counterfeiters? We ignore the Constitution which proscirbes the Death Penalty (One of only two crimes listed with the penalty.) and give them a Too Big To Jail entitlement.

 

 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 17:14 | 5445835 Tall Tom
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Now, if they could just drop the beheadings from their program, I might start liking these guys.

 

Beheading is actually pretty quick. No more than 15 Seconds of sufffering.

 

Of course we like to torture people in the United States when we execute our own.

 

Death by Electrocution burns one from the inside out.

 

Death by Letahl Gas also burns people from the inside out as HCN Gas is an ACID. You are put into acid...and it is a slow burn.

 

Death by Lethal Injection? That Panchromium Bromide burns as it sets every Nerve Ending on Fire.

 

Of course there is that burn as the bullets tear through flesh and bone.

 

Yeah. We like to burn people to death in the United States as it is more civilized.

 

Long Drop Hanging is probably the most humane method..if it is not botched...that we do in the USA. Actually it is a de facto behading as all of the internal neck is severed from the head. It just appears that the head is still attached to the body externally A slow strangulation is tortuous and I am surprised that it has not been instituted to accidental beheadings during long drop hangings..

 

It may be better to burn people at the stake. At least it would be more honest.

 

(There are other humane alternatives but the Death Penalty advocates hate that as they want to inflict SUFFERING also.)

 

Now I do not mind the Death Penalty if it were humane...like removing the Oxygen from the air...in a PURE Nitrogen environment. The victims do not feel a thing except laughter as they pass out and die. It takes 15 seconds to one minute before they are out and six minutes to die. There is no fighting for breath. There is no burning. There is no pain except that of knowing that you are not walking out of that chamber alive.

 

But these same Death Penalty supporters have the chutzpah to declare that beheading is barbaric because, perhaps, it is too quick?

 

The victim is just as dead from the result of any of the methods of killing which I have listed.

 

Yes those barbarians over there are going to use those barbaric relics, Gold and Silver, as currency. How dare they?

 

They should just Saran Wrap their heads and not cut them off.

 

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 00:19 | 5447227 ajax
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Brilliant post Tall Tom. The US really should introduce the guillotine if it's going to continue to employ capital punishment.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 01:56 | 5447377 eftian
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Ohio leads the way into the future of capital punishment:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfsMMVgIToA

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 18:52 | 5446195 Helix6
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They'll stop beheading when we stop bombing.  IOW, never.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:56 | 5444525 RafterManFMJ
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I just threw a gross of rubber camel vaginas up on Ebay; already at 15 golden Dinar!

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:03 | 5444257 Sudden Debt
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https://www.e-dinar.com/cgi/?page=dinardirham&a=_4

 

But why don't they use these?

 

Interesting info:

According to Islamic Law...

The Islamic Dinar is a specific weight of 22k gold (.917) equivalent to 4.25 grams.

The Islamic Dirham is a specific weight of pure silver equivalent to 3.0 grams.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:24 | 5444646 jaxville
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  Thanks for the link SD.  Some of those will be on their way to me later today when I get to my office. 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 11:48 | 5448293 Cpl Hicks
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Can I buy them with bitcoins?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 00:24 | 5447229 Yes We Can. But...
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This will be the best terrorist trinket to come out since the Iraq's Most Want Playing Cards:

http://www.militaryspot.com/gallery/data/511/mostwanted1.jpg

I'm fond of the Five of Hearts.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 04:11 | 5447511 Sudden Debt
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I still have a few decks of these cards in the wrappings, maybe in 20 years from now they'll be worth something :)

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:55 | 5444207 Sinnedi
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Fuck off NSA 

The Third World War must be fomented by taking advantage of the differences caused by the "agentur" of the "Illuminati" between the political Zionists and the leaders of Islamic World. The war must be conducted in such a way that Islam (the Moslem Arabic World) and political Zionism (the State of Israel) mutually destroy each other. Meanwhile the other nations, once more divided on this issue will be constrained to fight to the point of complete physical, moral, spiritual and economical exhaustion…We shall unleash the Nihilists and the atheists, and we shall provoke a formidable social cataclysm which in all its horror will show clearly to the nations the effect of absolute atheism, origin of savagery and of the most bloody turmoil. Then everywhere, the citizens, obliged to defend themselves against the world minority of revolutionaries, will exterminate those destroyers of civilization, and the multitude, disillusioned with Christianity, whose deistic spirits will from that moment be without compass or direction, anxious for an ideal, but without knowing where to render its adoration, will receive the true light through the universal manifestation of the pure doctrine of Lucifer, brought finally out in the public view. This manifestation will result from the general reactionary movement which will follow the destruction of Christianity and atheism, both conquered and exterminated at the same time.

 

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6n_xCI-peq0

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:24 | 5444375 semperfi
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man, whatever shit yer smokin, I want some !!!

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:45 | 5444464 TahoeBilly2012
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The video was awesome. The Christian church collapsing at the end as the Christ child walks on water through it in Universal Love, because Love is the most powerful force in the Universe. We cannot control anything, we can only Love as the world descends into chaos and hatred. 

 

 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:16 | 5444601 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

Eeek barf, you made me throw up, but I caught it in mouth.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 14:10 | 5444957 goldsaver
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I knew you swallowed.... good mowgly

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 18:36 | 5446134 JB
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The 'Christ child' in the video is the Antichrist.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:50 | 5444502 11b40
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You know what is really going to be fun?

When that little washing machine size space explorer finds out that the ice in coments carries the building blocks of life, and turns every religion inside out.  Adam & Eve, Comet Riders!  Do they have serpents and apples on comets?

Comets crusing through the Universe planting the seeds of life, everywhere just waiting for the right mix of temperature and atmospheric contions to have it burst forth.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:59 | 5444531 NuckingFuts
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But, but, thats not what it says in 4,000 year old texts............

 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 15:29 | 5445415 tocointhephrase
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But the argument will remain, who or what created the comet containg those building blocks. "In the beginning"

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 15:44 | 5445476 11b40
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Of course, that argument will never end, but this would still be a fascinationg new wrinkle in the discussion.  Not quite the same as bing visited by aliens, but close.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:58 | 5444533 Four chan
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bullshit.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:08 | 5444577 Jonathan Equine...
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its a great vid, but the albert pike predictiin letters are horseshit, man.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 21:24 | 5446797 wendigo
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I watched that video one too many times on acid. Put me in the oonie bin for two weeks. 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:58 | 5444217 LordEffingtonTh...
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Ah you win a cupey doll.  First to mention Israel and Jews.

You know you all look like moonbats when you blame the worlds problems on a people that number so few as the Jews.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:58 | 5444224 LordEffingtonTh...
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Humm I would like to buy some but a little dubious on how to execute the trade with getting executed myself.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:02 | 5444256 rehypothecator
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The obvious solution is to hire mint to couterfeit the coins, but using real gold and/or silver.  If/when the government tries to nail you for counterfeiting, you cite the Liberty Dollar case, and ask if they really intend ISIS's currency to be strong and having singular, unquestioned supremacy.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:24 | 5444358 Transformer
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"You know you all look like moonbats when you blame the worlds problems on a people that number so few as the Jews."

Racist might be a better word, but yes, that is very true. And here's an explanation of just how few they are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNIcAcrvi2M

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:07 | 5444570 Socratic Dog
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Funny how for a people so few every central banker in the world is one.

I'm sure that doesn't mean anything.

Wonder how people would react if it was revealed every central banker on earth was a muzzie?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 16:08 | 5445575 tocointhephrase
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Funny how they are not really 'Jews'. Thou shall not steal (directly or indirectly)!! Usary is also forbidden. Same laws apply to Muslims. Hence you will never see one as a central banker! Also probably why Muslims and Jews have been under the cosh for so long. These religions threaten the western financial system. 

God is great! Shalom!

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 16:54 | 5445734 OW My Balls
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 "Funny how they are not really 'Jews'"

 

Well then ~ the REAL Jews must be the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet for sitting on their pious & pure asses, making bagels, & allowing their multi thousands of year culture to become hijacked by greedy sociopaths.

 

Pick your poison. [They sure have SPEILBERG, NETANYAHU, & BEN GURION, & CO duped].

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 18:12 | 5446035 tocointhephrase
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Sorry to be pedantic but Jews eat beigels not bagels. There is a difference! 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:01 | 5444251 Spastica Rex
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I don't think "moonbat" is exactly the epithet you're looking for.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:25 | 5444355 SamAdams
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I would have said goyim, ammei ha'aretz, shegetz or beasts or chattle, but never moonbat.... interesting dialect...

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:07 | 5444274 tmosley
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Hey, look everyone, it's a college student shilling for the JIDF for college credit.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:16 | 5444330 kito
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come tmos, we jews only get college credit volunteering for the fed......

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:14 | 5444329 Jonathan Equine...
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moonbats?

I have the distinct feeling you don't yet know that the trolling you've no doubt supplied to other sites won't quite work here.

Specifically - hasbara talking points and calling people who disagree with you names over and over is not arguing 'the facts' as your profile alleges.

Intelligent and fair argument from a pro-Israel position is one thing.  I just haven't seen you "ziopaths"  {Ziobats??} do much more than cherry-pick evidence and cry antisemite at the drop of a hat.  Doesn't seem to really work here.

 

As the old/long timers sometimes say:  This is Fight Club.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:20 | 5444350 Hapte
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Wtf is an "Anasazi Jew"?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:27 | 5444385 Big Corked Boots
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They supplied banking services to the Indians in the four corners region of the US about 800 years ago.

It didn't end well for that civilization, either.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 18:08 | 5446025 Tall Tom
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Yeah. Check out those Cliff Side Condos. Now if you are writing about restricted access...there are few communities today that could have reached the heights of exclusivity as the Anasasi.

 

But that Housing Development failed as they were overleveraged on water and Juniper Berries resources.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:28 | 5444393 SamAdams
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One that has sex with a boy under the age of nine. 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:04 | 5444556 BigJim
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You been reading the Talmud again?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:55 | 5444513 Jonathan Equine...
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Who is... someone who has never been in my kitchen?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:28 | 5444394 gladih8r
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Heh, why do I get the feeling that both Mossad and ISIS operatives routinely read ZH stuff?

 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 14:02 | 5444879 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

That's the point I try to teach the Zero's about their anti-Bangalorian ideals but they just cannot help themselves.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 03:32 | 5447488 Boris D Blade
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Listen Listen Listen Listen For Listen Fucks Listen sake. ur such a useless Listen waste of Listen space on this Listen  board. Every fucking useless comment of yours is useless. Its soo fucking painful. Why do you Listen feel the need to comment on Listen everything??? 

 

FFS grow up and Listen (read) more than you talk (write)

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 05:09 | 5447535 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

Here we go "FOLKS", another anti-Bangalorian....

They pour out of the woodwork like "MR. SMITH".

Control freaks really. "I'm going to control what you think and say"!

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 21:15 | 5446763 Ass Burger
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"You don't have to be a Jew to be a Zionist." —Joe Biden

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 20:31 | 5452842 WmMcK
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-- or to love Levy's real Jewish rye bread.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 15:10 | 5445306 Kirk2NCC1701
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@Slave: "...With each piece of news that comes out this smells more and more like CIA."

Langley has finally figured out that PM coins are not as traceable to the CYA, as are $100 Notes. 

In the end, they'll just collect them, and melt them into Israel-bound 1 kg bricks.  And most dolts at Langley won't even know about it.  The Moxxad must be laughed its ass off, seeing that the Langley 'Christian' Goyim are such "schmucks", such Useful Tools.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 08:07 | 5447687 IndyPat
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I thought that after they were done playing ISIS with the coins, they melted them down and made a giant golden calf with them. I've heard tell that the goy baby barbaque isnt the same unless it's done in the shadow of the calf.
Old school style.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 16:00 | 5445538 Shaznardickleze...
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CIAliphate.

Definately a trap.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 19:22 | 5446312 tmosley
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Seems likely to me that ISIS is a modern day Fidel Castro.  They started it up, hoping the new dictator would be more friendly, since they were getting supplies from the US, but they turned on "us" the second they had what they needed.

Return to gold currency changes everything.  The CIA would never even dare mention it, as some other country might perk up and say "hey, that's a good idea!"

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 03:09 | 5447472 kicksroute66
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FUCK YOU

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 15:19 | 5445357 Mountainview
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The Swiss will vote on holding more Gold reserves and keep it at home...They could join a worrisome bedfellow...

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:47 | 5444150 StackShinyStuff
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We're all terrorists now

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:13 | 5444321 Carpenter1
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Correct, in the minds of the sheep;

Gold= Terrorist

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:21 | 5444368 youngman
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That is what they want....

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:39 | 5444113 Vooter
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What gold and silver coins?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:23 | 5444371 youngman
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They might become collectors item to boot....

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:15 | 5444600 Never One Roach
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Are the coins for sale yet on Ebay or Baba? 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:40 | 5444116 LawsofPhysics
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What gold and silver?  Please, I don't think you understand how this really works.  Look to the collapse of the Soviet Union for insight.  Get long black markets and sharecropping, beat the rush.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:04 | 5444259 CrazyCooter
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Personally, I am long plow mules and outhouses.

Got me on the books back to 2012 right here!

https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Azerohedge.com+crazycooter+plowmules

Regards,

Cooter

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:17 | 5444613 Never One Roach
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I'm long toilet paper, coffee and nicorette gum ... stuff people can't do without, evidently.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 16:41 | 5445698 Herd Redirectio...
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And McGriddles...

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:50 | 5444173 TheCanadianAustrian
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Except that when government tries to stamp out an asset, that asset goes UP in value, not down. For years, governments have been flooding the markets with gold supply in an attempt to make them undesirable. Pretty much the opposite of "stamping out".

If the government tried to reverse course at this point, it would be game over for the dollar.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:05 | 5444268 CrazyCooter
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I viewed it as kick the can with an end result they desired.

If all the major countries sell off their gold to the BRICs and Terra-ists, then we CAN'T go to the gold standard when shit hits the fan. It is thus logical we adopt whatever global currency they want us to use.

Not sure it is going to plan though ... I am still not 100% certain the BRICs are really not playing along in their own way.

Regards,

Cooter

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:03 | 5444546 El Vaquero
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Or even more devious, "we must stamp out the use of gold and silver as currency in order to stamp out terrorists.  It is unfortunate that some honest people will lose the value of their gold and silver coins as a result, but we must all make sacrifices."

There's a simple retort to that:  Buy all the gold and silver you can.  The turrurists will then have less to run their monetary system.  Make it a case of "he who has the gold makes the rules."  We can have people fighting turrorism one stack at a time.  Or one boating accident at a time.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:09 | 5444583 BigJim
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 There's a simple retort to that:  Buy all the gold and silver you can.  The turrurists will then have less to run their monetary system.  Make it a case of "he who has the gold makes the rules."  We can have people fighting turrorism one stack at a time.  Or one boating accident at a time.

Lone Fed Agent: But economics 101 states that if we buy more of something, the price goes up! So you'd strengthen their currency! They'd have more purchasing power! Why would you want to do that?

You: Uhhh...

Lone Fed Agent: Because... you're a terrrrist! *mutters urgently into his lapel*

You: What? Who are all these men?

Second Fed Agent: why are you hating on freedom?

You: Why are you handcuffing me???

Third Fed Agent: You're under arrest! I hope you like wearing orange... Jihadi.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:39 | 5444727 El Vaquero
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You lost me at the "uhhhh."  More like "You know, if we strengthen their currency, we weaken their export abilities as per Federal Reserve Economics 101.  But you already knew that."

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 19:46 | 5446405 BigJim
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You: You know, if we strengthen their currency, we weaken their export abilities as per Federal Reserve Economics 101.  But you already knew that.

Lone Fed Agent: You arguing with me? Are you aware that disagreeing with a Federal agent is a felony? *mutters urgently into his lapel*

etc, etc

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 02:01 | 5447395 El Vaquero
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Arguing?  No, no, Mr Fed Agent, I'm just learning from the Fed.  I'm a simple person.  You know, monkey see, monkey do! 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 18:20 | 5446056 Rootin' for Putin
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It is unfortunate that some folks will lose the value of their gold and silver coins as a result

fixed it

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:36 | 5444098 edwinorc
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It's only terrorism if they take delivery off the comex.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:12 | 5444593 BigJim
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No, here's how it will work. They'll buy every ounce in the middle east, then the US will invade and confiscate this 'terrorist material' (See? Look here! It has 'The Islamic State' actually written on it! So it belonged to them! And we won, so now it belongs to us!) and it will then be melted down and 'disappeared'... straight into the empty comex vaults.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:39 | 5444106 Vooter
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And why would you pay ANY attention to such statements?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:44 | 5444130 Ignatius
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"And why would you pay ANY attention to such statements?"

Because TPTB have a habit of telegraphing what they're angling for, though often in an olblique manner.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:56 | 5444215 Save_America1st
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@Greeskeeper_Carl

Yep!  we discussed this the other day when the first article came out on ZH.  The gov-scum will most certainly crank up the rhetoric against those who believe in sound money, silver and gold, and oppose the NWO bankster fiat paper Ponzi scheme.

Our treasonous government while backing the nastiest terrorists on the planet will use them against us just as they always do by labeling patriots, veterans, conservatives, Libertarians, Constitutional 2nd Amendment supporters, and Oath Keepers as "domestic terrorists".

They've been trying to call us domestic terrorists for a long time now because we threaten their evil, Fascist power structure.  Now we'll be called "financial terrorists" as well.

And let's remember what those dirtbags did to Bernard Von Nothaus a few years ago:  This is just one quick link I found, but there are many:

http://reason.com/blog/2012/10/25/bernard-von-nothaus-awaiting-sentencing

They stole all his phyzz and threw him in jail. 

 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:15 | 5444327 chunga
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Gold and silver will be called the "currency of hate".

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:39 | 5444448 midtowng
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Homeland Security can now add "owning gold and silver" to the list as signs that someone is a terrorist. Or maybe they already have.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:09 | 5444575 silvermail
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It is not important, what will they say in Washington.
The only important thing is that say in Beijing, Moscow and New Delhi: "Goodbye to US dollar - as currency of terrorist number one in the world".

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 13:42 | 5444737 ArgentDawn
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Agreed, this is probably being pushed by the CIA to associate PM's with terrorism.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 15:13 | 5445334 vulcanraven
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I'm not actually using them for anything.... they are just sitting there, year after year. But they seem to be multiplying for some reason, not sure why.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 02:19 | 5447422 zerohedgejjxxzz12
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Is this another tactic by the CIASIS to get gold and silver banned?

 They have to do something soon to derail us, to keep the US dollar the reserve or if this fails WW III will be next.

 The Pycopaths are desperate.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 12:51 | 5448584 virtualInsanity
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LOL! Exactly! Since we know ISIS is a CIA creationt, then that's exactly what this is. On point.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:34 | 5444064 anachronism
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If the US is going to bomb oil wells refineries and pipelines controlled by ISIS, you can be sure that it will be bombing the mint(s) where these coins are produced. They will also use drones to kill bankers and merchants who accept these coins as legal tender.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 12:09 | 5444287 Herodotus
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These coins will be accepted at all party stores throughout the Detroit Metropolitan Area.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 15:17 | 5445352 Kirk2NCC1701
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If these are genuine "non-CYA-sponsored" Terrarists, I'd make sure that the coins are made of DU (Depleted Uranium) and then gold-coated.

Aside from giving its holder cancer, you could track the coins and its Distribution Network.  Think of it as low-tech version of RFIDs.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:34 | 5444075 LawsofPhysics
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Great question.  Please, let's get to the source on this.  Post-destruction these coins will have added collector's value.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 11:49 | 5444171 Chain Gun Smoke
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Yea, OK! Contact ISIS and trade some of your dollars for their gold coins. Let us know how that works out for you. 

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