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"The Stuff Tops Are Made Of"

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Another chart to ignore... because - we are sure - it's different this time.

 

 

h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer

 

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Thu, 11/13/2014 - 19:27 | 5446323 monopoly
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Right, all correct. But it just does not matter. Facts are irrelevant.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 19:27 | 5446332 VATICANT
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Crash already you dumb bitch!

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 20:29 | 5446582 flacon
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Hey, calling it a 'bitch' is an insult to my dog. Just call it a 'hillary'. 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 20:33 | 5446598 max2205
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Ben and Mr Yellin have defied all crash and topping charts ZH has presented.......

Got any from Mesopotamia?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 19:35 | 5446365 Bloppy
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This week it all feels more manipulated than ever. You can smell the fake quotes padding stock prices and where'd the f-ing volume go? There is NONE. If it ever returns Dow could drop 1000 faster than Jim Cramer can push any of his Crazy Buttons.

 

MSNBC meltdown over new Senator Joni "Pig Castrator" Ernst:

http://tinyurl.com/kptmska

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 20:16 | 5446525 Miss Expectations
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OR:

Dow could drop faster than Reggie's pants in the oval office.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 20:44 | 5446648 augustusgloop
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What a hypocrite- use her Smith & Wesson against the government. She is the government. 'Tard. 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 20:41 | 5446636 Bear
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How does The Bear short Facts? Where can I go long on Lies?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 21:00 | 5446717 ebworthen
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FED to buy every MBS on the planet.

To the moon Alice!

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 08:56 | 5447796 eishund
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Make that the BoJ. The baton has been passed. Well, kind of.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 19:28 | 5446327 Bernoulli
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Please don't suggest we're in for another year or two of this madness.

I can't handle it anymore...

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 19:29 | 5446339 monopoly
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Many here are with you. They are just beating us, again and again. I too am worn out. Still here and still have my hand on the Tiller. But, it is getting old.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 20:30 | 5446588 dracos_ghost
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I think we have until mid-2016 until anything meaningful comes in. 8 year presidential cycle.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 08:59 | 5447805 eishund
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Jeb or Hillary? lmao

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 02:15 | 5447417 Carpenter1
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Count me in on this club, bht I have so much invested in this now in the way of time and pure rsge, that I'm never walking away. I'll dance on these sons of bitches graves or die trying to kill them.

 

 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 19:32 | 5446349 Alberich
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Once more into the puts, dear friends!

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 19:29 | 5446335 q99x2
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Sumpin don't look right.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 19:32 | 5446356 Bernoulli
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Oh and how is it possible that I suddenly get ads for fat burning pills?

Is somebody spying through my webcam and noticed that I gained 20 lbs from too much beer when reading ZH all day?

Damn!

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 01:18 | 5447344 DeadFred
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The NSA is a full service operation.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 19:38 | 5446368 FiatFapper
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RSI, MACD, Stoch - buy high, sell low.

Any divergence will be negated; let elliot bid wave #4,578 commence...

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 20:12 | 5446380 FiatFapper
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Thu, 11/13/2014 - 19:43 | 5446394 Fuku Ben
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Don't worry they've got every angle of a possible collapse covered

Especially initiating, perpetuating and accelerating it

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 22:46 | 5446395 Fuku Ben
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dup del

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 20:00 | 5446465 Colonel Klink
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Dive!  Dive! Dive!

Oh please dive!!  Drag right on that rocky bottom of 666.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 20:03 | 5446477 Keltner Channel Surf
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The Russell's not a leader, (s)he's a merry prankster, abusing complacent longs and shorts, but clearly enjoys crushing shorts more.

I hope the few posters last month who indicated they were planning to hold TZA (never a good idea long term w/ inverse leverage) got out before the carnage of 10/15 onward.

As Ethel Merman famously sang:

TZA !   I love you, love you, love you
TZA !   No ETF’s above you
TZA -- TZA!
You enriched my life today

One week per year your return’s oh-so-bold,
then you bite the poor souls
doing overnight holds

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 20:38 | 5446629 pitchforksanonymous
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It will all come crashing down . . . When They Are Ready.

They cannot perpetuate this fantasy world much longer, but it's all for a purpose. There will be an event. An event they can blame the collapse on. Do you think for one minute these hucksters are gonna take the wrap? Ha. Not likely.

I believe this event is on the near horizon.

Lagarde's January 15 2014 occult "numerology" speech

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkMIgtYB8DM

 

 

 

 

 

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 20:51 | 5446668 Temerity Trader
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Oh please. Let’s look at AAPL. They issued a few billions $ in bonds at super low rates. They buy back millions of shares almost every day, driving the stock price higher and higher. Fundies pile on for the free ride up and push it more. They have billions of $ stashed overseas. People will wait in heat, rain, snow for weeks to buy the newest I-toy, even if they are unemployed and have three already at home. They sell about 40 MILLION I-Phones a quarter!  Every quarter. That’s about 160 million per year, or 1.6 BILLION in ten years. How many people are on the f***ing planet?  If sales slacken, the major cell phone carriers all switch to $40/mo leases and the lemmings get a new phone every two years. They don’t care about being debt slaves; it is brilliant marketing.

So, why is this the ‘top’?  Nearly every company is buying back shares with cheap Fed $. They are loaning billions of cheap $ to their customers to buy their crap, be it autos, boats, motor homes, toys, anything. This is well thought out. Throw in massive government deficit spending enabled by the Fed, and the ‘TOP’ may be 30,000.

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 20:56 | 5446699 BullyBearish
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And your point is???

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 20:57 | 5446701 Dre4dwolf
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When Obama asked the Yellen how high the stock market will go, Yellen answered quite candidly, sir. how high do you want it?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 21:11 | 5446752 disabledvet
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So why buy gold in a panic again?

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 21:15 | 5446765 badger10
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If we are in a deflationary cycle it will not be pretty. A stronger dollar will lead to lead to less earnings for multinationals!

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 22:11 | 5446932 AdvancingTime
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We have been lulled into complacency by the extraordinary actions taken by central banks and governments over the last six years. Have these actions really worked or merely masked over major flaws and problems?  I contend that by not demanding the right kind of growth and by throwing money at problems we have only delayed and added to festering issues that face us in the future.

  Modern Monetary Theory often referred to as MMT by its many believers is to remove much of the risk ahead and guarantee that we will always be able to muddle forward. This is a economic theory that turns to newly acquired tools like derivatives and currency swaps that are suppose to allow us to print and  manipulate away problems. This has created an "almost surreal" feeling of indifference towards reality. More on why debt does matter and the system is about to fail in the article below.

 http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2014/01/have-we-been-lulled-into-complacency.html

Thu, 11/13/2014 - 23:14 | 5447085 masteredge
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as long as this site exists and keeps fueling the bears, market will keep going up. if you followed this site, you would think the world is falling apart and never invest a single penny. just give it up

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 00:06 | 5447196 starman
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who the fuck is this "russell" chap now? 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 03:35 | 5447490 tets up
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The day I finally accept that the fundamentals really don't mean crap will be the day one of these straws finally breaks this fiat camel.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 08:09 | 5447688 filosofo
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don't get me wrong, it all could change in question of a week, or a day, but right now the surge in sp500 shows no friction, or if you preffer, no volume. And as volume has two sides no friction means no selling force against enough buying force. So, surge is probably not over until selling volume appears at some point of the surge (yes, could be anytime)

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