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Apple Now Worth More Than Entire Russian Stock Market

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With Apple at record highs, its market capitalization is now bigger than Russia's entire stock market (the 20th largest market in the world). What's more, as Bloomberg notes, there would be enough money left over after selling Apple and buying Russia to purchase over 190 million contract-free 64Gb iPhone6 Pluses (enough for every Russian).

 

 

As Bloomberg adds,

If you owned Apple Inc., and sold it, you could purchase the entire stock market of Russia, and still have enough change to buy every Russian an iPhone 6 Plus.

 

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Russia, the 20th largest among the world’s major markets, is not the only one Apple has surpassed. The company, which forecasts a record holiday-sales quarter and has $155 billion in cash, is also bigger than 17th-ranked Singapore and 18th-ranked Italy.

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Fri, 11/14/2014 - 15:54 | 5449438 Squid Viscous
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what's with the volume, did they invent another jew "holiday" this year?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:08 | 5449498 cossack55
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And how many ICBMs does Appleshit own?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:30 | 5449591 max2205
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Buy Italy....no its overpriced

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:59 | 5449710 Crash Overide
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Is the iphone 6 EMP proof?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:12 | 5449526 kowalli
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Russian market is small and have minimun volume. It's just for company price, not for actual trade

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 15:54 | 5449440 Quaderratic Probing
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And nobody is saying Apple will be the new world currency.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 15:54 | 5449444 Kirk2NCC1701
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iScream.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 15:59 | 5449457 Big Corked Boots
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I'd rather have the Ruskie market.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:05 | 5449490 Babaloo
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It's all yours Einstein.  Buy low, sell lower...

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:08 | 5449501 css1971
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Buy low & rebalance occasionally.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:53 | 5449685 Sokhmate
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Don't buy. Take a cold shower. Go for a walk.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 17:45 | 5449851 css1971
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Tell you what. You buy Apple at all time highs, I'll buy the MSCI Russia Index near all time lows and in 10 years we'll see who made the correct decision.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 19:51 | 5450239 Babaloo
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If you would have bought the MSCI Russia Index ten years ago (all time lows Bitchez!) and sold it today - 10 years later, you'd have lost 1/2 your money on the currency loss.  Or you could just keep your wonderful rubles and spend them in Russia.  Have a nice trip...

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 20:19 | 5450338 allgoodmen
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You assume past performance is a perfect indicator of future returns. Extrapolated, Apple in 10 years will be worth more than the whole solar system. That may not be possible even if the Fed keeps pumping.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:11 | 5449510 deeply indebted
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The word "value" has no meaning for you what-so-ever, does it?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:17 | 5449534 Big Corked Boots
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Putin may pass, but Jobs is dead. I'll take the natural resources for the long term play. You can have the overpriced and uninteresting iKrap.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:15 | 5449539 Wait What
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give me Russkie oil and gold and you can haz my apple shares.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:00 | 5449460 Black Forest
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Time to re-evaluate.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:02 | 5449465 BrosephStiglitz
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Bullish.  Next: Apple market cap higher than Russian and Chinese Stawk market caps combined.

Welcome to our retarded economy.  Where useless trinkets are more valuable than an enormous commodity powerhouse.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 18:21 | 5449984 I am a Man I am...
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"Useless trinkets", handheld powerful computers are trinkets, good one, up votes I assume are for the comedy???  Gold is a useless trinket and I like gold.  My iPhone 6 plus brings the entire fucking world into my hand and I can put it in my pocket.  It is anything but a useless trinket.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 19:34 | 5450021 BrosephStiglitz
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And yet, most people use it to waste time.  Yes.  The technology behind the innovations over the last 2 decades had tremendous potential.

But people largely use the tech. for leisure.  Which detracts from genuine human progress.  You can't have progress if kids are too busy playing Candy Crush instead of studying mathematics, or physics, or chemistry.

Or out building something.  Or designing new innovations.

And you know what?  Gold is a hedge against few extremely negative scenarios.  It isn't particularly adept at encouraging investment and it is inventory.  It sits there.  But you know what else?  It's not going to turn your (or someone else's) child into a dribbling idiot either.

Edit: Case in point about leisure versus genuine productivity-

I looked at a list of top-selling paid for iPad Apps. 2 in the top 10 were (semi)useful business apps.  17 out of the top 100 were either linked to business, or education.  The rest of the top 100 were stupid shit like Minecraft, or Snake Simulator.  iPhone is even worse.  Now, yes this might be a biased sample.  Some of the highly downloaded free Apps might be genuinely educational.  Maybe people have the self-restraint to use a mathematics learning program over "Five Nights at Freddy's".  I don't know, but you have to admit, a lot of folks are using their iWhatevers as a mobile gaming system.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 20:04 | 5450130 Squid Viscous
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you must be one of those assholes that I smash into (unintentionally of course...??) looking at your I-whatever while you should be watching where you walk.

closest I can get to a rugby tackle since I stopped playing 15 years ago, I guess it's more like a hip check in hockey but I never played

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:50 | 5450909 Bach's_bitch
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"Useless trinkets", handheld powerful computers are trinkets

It is the purpose to which technology is wielded that determines whether it's a trinket or not.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:05 | 5449485 FuzzyDunlop21
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All those workers at Shenzhen making $0.40 per day must be so proud

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:04 | 5449489 Squid Viscous
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AAPL is definitely worth a hundred and fifty billion more than it was a few weeks ago...based on, umm...  ?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:10 | 5449512 Bell's 2 hearted
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it's all  Bullshi ... er, Bullard

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 17:03 | 5449727 Wait What
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TD should start calling this the "Bull(t)ard rally"

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 19:26 | 5450185 shouldvekilledthem
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Based on their funny money reserves.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:06 | 5449492 css1971
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Yup. Russia is priced for WWIII. I'm going to top up.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 17:06 | 5449735 Squid Viscous
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top off?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:08 | 5449502 N0TME
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Over valued.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:08 | 5449503 LawsofPhysics
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Well, in dollars, yes.  Let's hope the world keeps accepting them.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:12 | 5449524 Spastica Rex
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I'm personally not a Putin groupie, but I think the Russians might find this Apple thing kind of funny.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:26 | 5449563 BrosephStiglitz
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Just the Russians?  Pretty sure I can hear "parallel universe Steve Jobs" laughing so hard it tore through the fabric between the dimensions and bled through into ours.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:42 | 5449629 aVileRat
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Half of the Rus50 are owned by a spider network of holding corporates that make Japan or Brazil look like Knights paragons of corporate governance. RUB forwards are showing a 30% devaluation, and a 2015 leading-edge recession for Russia. Seeing Putin is doubling down on the Anschluss strategy by driving 3 columns of T-80's into Donetsk, Russia will either need to start selling those mythic gold vaults in 2H15 or raid the pension funds. Neither of which will go over well with equity bagholders or his new Chinese investors. So if you are bearish on a US Fed or Japanese led pullback then you should be equally bearish on the QE or TALP strategy which Putin will pull on the RSX before 2016. You know. Consistency is important to a Celeb. Bear.

You could cross plot this same thing with microsoft and Argentina in the 80's. It didn't mean anyone made cash being long that cesspit.

One more thing:

There are more apple customers, who all purchase on the iTunes ecosystem than pure-blood Russians of middle class wage earning status. So if we were to look as Apple as a "SOV" they would have a better credit rating outlook and sustainable "tax base" than the Kremlin. Unless Putin legalizes and taxes Crocodil. Stranger things happen.

 

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:45 | 5449648 Spastica Rex
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I don't know.

American corporate/military/cultural hegemony has (more or less) pacified the world for a half-century or so, but I think we're getting close to some real tests of that.

Unfortunately for everyone, likely.

I'm confident in my belief that nothing lasts forever.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:59 | 5449715 cossack55
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I am quite certain that one well-placed nuke in the 100MT range would pretty much reduce Appleshit to 0.  It may be the most compassionate event that Putin could perform.  I know my EMF bombarded carcass would be quite happy.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 19:50 | 5449807 BrosephStiglitz
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Nobody is looking fantastic right now.  What happens when civil unrest and warfare turns up further and people start realizing that food and water is more important than the next iTurd?

Yes.  Russia has institutional issues.  Major institutional issues.   However, the US and its (very weary allies) have cornered Russia and Putin.  Western European powers have been getting black eyes at Washington's behest.  The US says jump, we jump.  The US says go piss off Putin, time to stick it to the Ruskies, we say no, and 2 months later we're reluctantly at war anyway because "unidentified people" have been lighting flash-fires all over Europe.

What do they say about a cornered animal?

But I guess folks have to rule one way or another right?  And if you can't rule by love, rule by fear.  True power dies hard.

Edit: Also, don't even TRY to bring market fundamentals into this, as though they somehow matter.   A very high percentage of the major moves in the global markets are shots across the bow in a financial war and as you're an obviously an intelligent guy, you know this.  (I also upvoted, because what you said is more or less true.  But you know.. Russia is being squeezed by financial sanctions right now.  That particular market isn't exactly responding to the underlying fundamentals these days.  Unless you consider the sanctions themselves as a market fundamental, rather than a politically imposed condition. We can debate that.)

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 18:23 | 5449997 mc225
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columns of russian T-80s into donetsk? when?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 18:50 | 5450025 BrosephStiglitz
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Unidentified tank columns (purportedly Russian) entered Ukraine the day before yesterday.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30025138

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 20:02 | 5450220 Squid Viscous
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wow, a Zio troll trying to equate Russia with Apple...seriously? i think the headline was a bit tongue in cheek...?

I would rather have alot of oil, natty, gold, etc. and a leader with a set of balls... than an "Itunes Ecosystem" -

lol, you sound like one of those kikes on Bloomberg West

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:30 | 5449597 LawsofPhysics
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I think many countries will find it entertaining...   ...is that you ringing that bell?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:15 | 5449533 SDRII
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Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:16 | 5449537 astoriajoe
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How much Lithium does Russia/China produce?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 17:21 | 5449784 Hamm Jamm
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i dunno but Vlad has been off his med's lately ...     mabbe lithium shortage ...    hahahaha

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:17 | 5449545 ronron
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wait till debt bro fixes the net. crash.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:20 | 5449555 doggis
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NOW THAT IS INDEED WORTHY OF THE ULTIMATE "TOP TICK' MOMENT FOR THE MOST OVERVALUED MARKET THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!

 

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:21 | 5449562 HastaLaVista
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Let them heat iPhones..

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:23 | 5449565 Rock On Roger
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Brithish terrrorist killed in Ukraine.

 

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/r...

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/white-widow-death-riddle-conflic...

 

Putin sure is an evil man, supporting those Novorussians that kill British Terrorists.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:46 | 5449651 Volkodav
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Need more confirmation in real, Roger

Her handlers know whereabouts.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:25 | 5449570 FreeShitter
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Gimme a hot Russian babe, fuck apple.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:46 | 5449649 Jack Sheet
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for me the converse...

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:36 | 5449611 Peter Pan
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This America very big fruit producer.

Apple gadgets

Orange Revolution

Banana Republic

Pear shaped economy

Sour grapes about Russia

And plenty bullshit for fertilizer

 

 

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:48 | 5449661 Spastica Rex
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None of these things pick themselves, you know.

Thanks, cheap Mexican labor!

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 17:21 | 5449786 tenpanhandle
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Don't forget all the lemon cars and the limey allies.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:44 | 5449639 Bernoulli
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What's the matter with "trading" today? This doesn't look so normal... Look at Alibaba the last couple of hours for example... like a flat line... or Zillow.

Some "investors" are getting fleeced again.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:46 | 5449647 Peter Pan
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Perhaps Alibaba has forty thieves as directors and bankers.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:45 | 5449646 Jack Sheet
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So will Reggie Middleton file for bankruptcy?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:46 | 5449655 Hamm Jamm
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WOW ... I didn't know Russia was that over valued !!!    

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:48 | 5449659 bigrooster
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What % of crapples profits are Obama phones and student loan debt to by product?  The party will end soon.

I am sure that if things really get bad in the US we can simply burn iPhones and iPads for fuel in lieu of actual carbon fuels.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 16:49 | 5449670 Tinky
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iCan'tfuckingbelieveit!

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 17:00 | 5449714 roadhazard
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Yes, but Russia has Putin.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 17:00 | 5449718 homebody
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Its not what its worth, its how much idiots are prepared to pay for shit products and stawks

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 17:13 | 5449766 Againstthelie
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I have saved this page.

Nobody would believe me in fifteen years - not even myself.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 17:17 | 5449776 Hamm Jamm
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Apple makes computers n phones

and

Russia makes....  makes ...  makes socialist losers ...   ah  HAhahahahahahhahahahaha     

who the hell wants russian products...  they SUCK

 

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 17:54 | 5449894 css1971
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Name one.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 18:51 | 5450071 Hamm Jamm
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how bout their cars...   want one ??    wood frame and cabbage for tires ...  hahahaha 

 

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:04 | 5450927 Miketheterrible
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Funny, cause Avtovaz is running at full capacity cause sales of their cars, Granta specifically, is selling like hot cakes.  Not only in Russia either.

 

Gr8 b8 ma8.  I r8 8/8

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 18:57 | 5450087 vincenze
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A small correction!

Apple doesn't make computers n phones. Its Chinese contractors make them by using Chinese and Korean parts.

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 17:26 | 5449803 The Duke of New...
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Thats what happens when you allow your enemy (IE: the COMEX and LBMA) to do the PRICE DISCOVERY on your primary commodities... BTW - some DOOFUS told me Putin was some sort of great Chess Player?.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 18:06 | 5449940 syntaxterror
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The Apple fags are gonna shave another tenth of a millimeter from the iPad doubling AAPL.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 18:31 | 5450015 synopsisTODAY
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Apple: just BUY freaking Russia. Pwn it. And fire the dood running the punkass place.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 18:40 | 5450035 Jack Sheet
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Fuck Apple and Fuck ios8. Invented to screw up productivity so they can sell other shit features.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 19:00 | 5450100 vincenze
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I heard America Online stocks were extremely valuable in 2000. It had the most modern modems for dialup Internet.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 19:12 | 5450142 estebanDido
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So if they start paying taxes to the US the national debt will be erased. 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 20:03 | 5450274 den1313
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I would say that Apple is way overvalued and Russia way under. It is whatever the banksters want it to be.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 20:07 | 5450295 Never_Put_Down
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It's all based on funny money to where really is the wealth?

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:01 | 5450923 Miketheterrible
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Well, Russia has what? Most known metals, massive land, resources, high tech industries of their own (MCST, Mikran, etc), has a massive army, has nuclear warheads, has 147M population....  Stocks are meaningless these days.  It is all about "feelings" than anything else anymore.  One can cough or fart and the stock market will collapse.  Collapsed in one day causing a major issue around the world.

I say, I would rather take Russia over Apple.  Apple is a company making overpriced garbage in China, and selling it at a massive price, being powered by a BSD OS that is very closed source.

Actually, what is really funny, especially for Americans, is that Apple is obviously hiding from paying proper taxes by having $200B+ money offshore.  I think someone should do something to get this money back.

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