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OK, William, LMAO... Can you mix in OJ's glove?
ghetto pussy....cant hold a candle to that bad bad aryan hottie...
Scarlett JohanssonThe Cardassians again? Please make it stop. Fuck, I hope Hillary does not get any ideas because that is worse yet. We are fucked.
Her little head is wonderful. So many people have been asking her for it, but Banzai won the prize.
a little head would be wonderful
LOL - about same size as comet, but does it put out music like the comet does????
https://soundcloud.com/esaops/a-singing-comet
is her ass really big???? or is her head just really small???
The Ebonic SATs...
She must be fluent by now
well.....she isn't known for her brains after all.....
i like the peanut head! make her head even smaller.
peanut head kim kardashian
"i'd put her on a plate and sop dat ass up wit a biscuit'
it looks like she's standing in a trash bag.... seems right to me!
That's no moon...
Correct
It's huranus
you'd have to dig deep... to find huranus!
I don't think even Luke Skywalker would be brave enough to fly down that trench to take out her thermal exhaust port. Probably smells like Dagobah down there.
(i guess) Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is All The Rage Right Now
http://acidcow.com/famous/65548-kim-kardashians-ass-is-all-the-rage-righ...
DOUBLE-WIDE
COMING THROUGH
Downright scary!!!
I figured this was not off ZH topic since we discuss bubbles and mainstream morons here constantly...
the gamut from culture to politics runs full circle, obama was a culture hero, then a politician, now he is a perfect butt shaped circle, a zero, and the media gets it, amazing. have his face tattooed on your ass, in years to come you will not be embarrassed to show it.
Lander is actually n the shawdows of a crack my friend - so hats off to keeping it family friendly.
Cheers.
jb
Maybe OT, but on the mark.
the fashionistas are promoting large buttocks, woman have surgery to build up their shape. (a few years ago they were sucking that stuff out - now they are putting in back in - and laughing all the way to the bank) it all occurs coincidentally with the rise to media stardom of the round bottomed ms kardashian, (JOAN RIVERS called her a media whore, and the doctors killed her)
fashion is only slightly more vicious than international spying. since the kardashian preference is for black men, Obama should fit into this somewhere, although i am not sure about the sexual preference of the Jenner - Kardashians (their father wants to be a woman - reportedly - whats in his Wheeties?) IF the CHINESE are offended, its because they are being media bombed with Americas number one export, (the one they pirate, the Chinese have no respect for intellectual property you know). Obama appears to THEM to be another prepubescent gum chewing American boy. The Chinese are more PURITAN than ANY American religious substrata, for that matter. We won the FIRST COLD WAR with (SEX) : blue jeans and rock and roll, (not really) but the media propaganda blitz against the Commie prudes continues, Americans are numb to these images. I am, if some gangster rappers want that, let them have it. their music is like listening to an organ grinder standing next to a pile driver, but Americans will listen to whatever they are told to listen too, which is why we have a black president. the real question for American culture buffs, is Kim K the Marilyn Monroe to Obamas' JFK. Happy Birthday Mr President.
(JOAN RIVERS called her a media whore, and the doctors killed her)
I thought it was because of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et38_Ufv-Jw
"You know Michelle is a tranny."
Joan was so cool, i think it was McLuhan who described Mae West as a woman pretending to be a man who is pretending he is a female impersonator. i see they're dragging cosby through the mud, and really what was acceptable sexual behavior twenty years ago is criminal today. according to the press the statues has run out, but they can still make bills golden years a little more gilded
God.... Someone could crawl inside of that thing on cold days to keep warm. She probably has to keep a seperate stick of deoderant to use just for her ass!
Fumunnda Cheese.
youre the only player in the game today who can cheer me up
Brisbane ass pain for all. Or was it aspirin?
Kim K has the butt to rebutt any Oligarch out of his socks, even hard boil his nuts in a Kalahari heat wave and land her precious-stone picking fingers on his antenna. Lights out time!
Not that we need a sample of his precious bodily fluids!
If the Cold War never ended when does the next hot war begin with KK as the blast off target.
comet probes dont take a shit
Well it's certainly a big enough "ass" and "bubble" for landing on either one!
Just beautiful WB7
Thx Again!
Too wide to grab a hold of. Any gas expulsion will blow the machine off.
You've got to bring some ass to get some ass.
We've got all the ass we need around here.
That chick is good for one thing only.
And probably not even very good at that.
I'm thinking 'click-bait'.
I like the way you made her head as small as her butt is big WB7.
sadly.... it wasnt WB7...
A missed business opportunity. Kim could have had a new butt oil to sell to the multitudinous large butt owners at WalMart.
Its not oil
Its WD 40
It's at least 30lbs of bro-mite. Which reduces to 20bs of alo-mite and 10lbs of gossip-ite after less than 5 years, in the presence of a gold ring catalyst.
The Eagle has landed, I repeat, the Eagle has landed.
Install the Butt Blowout Valve on the pipeline and begin oil extraction, send in the tanker fleet we've hit the mother lode!
"Magnificent desolation" Buzz Aldrin reflects on the view from the Moon after stepping off the Eagle landing module onto moon-ar surface.
Haha, that reminds me of BoingBoing from earlier today:
http://boingboing.net/2014/11/14/drinking-delicious-warm-brown.html
enema of the state
'Dat AS ... teroid
Oh, it's a comet, never mind.
To boldly go where every man has gone before....
Is there some way of de-photoshopping that ass so that we can see all the cellulites and pockmarks...? You know. To make it look more realistic and asteroidlike?