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Truman: So what's the verdict?
Harry Stamper: They'll do it. They've made a few requests though.
Truman: Such as?
Harry Stamper: [riffles through sheets of paper] Well, there's uh, few things here, uh... nothin' really big, uh, just- Well, as an example, uh, uh, Oscar here, he's got some outstanding parking tickets. Wants them wiped off his record.
Oscar: [shouting from balcony] Fifty-six tickets in seven states...
Harry Stamper: [to Oscar] I'll-I'll tell 'em Oscar, you got it.
Oscar: Okay.
Harry Stamper: Uh, Noonan's got two women friends that he'd like to see made American citizens no questions asked. Max would like you to... bring back eight-track tapes. Not sure if that's gonna work, but, uh, let's see what else. Um, Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace. Um - hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya?
[pause, turns and shakes his head]
Harry Stamper: Um, Bear would like to stay at the...
[tries to read writing]
Harry Stamper: "White horse"?
[looks up at Bear]
Bear: White, *House*. White House.
Harry Stamper: White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for the summer. Stuff like that.
Truman: Sure, I think we can, uh, take care of... some of that.
Rockhound: [shouting from balcony] Harry!
Harry Stamper: [motions back at Rockhound] Yeah one more thing, um... none of them wanna pay taxes again.
[pauses]
Harry Stamper: Ever."
Jane L. Banes: This is a good idea. I could have thought of it.
Truman: Who asked you?
Jane L. Banes: You did. If you need a war let me tell you about a man I met in a lockerroom
Harry Stamper: Not neccesary. This is under control.
Oscar: He is a part of this now. Back to business.
sadly, you know the american tobacco companies began marketing their products in Asia when the US market learned that cigarettes are not healthy. the number of chain smokers in the Far East has gone up exponentially, and a huge health care problem is waiting for them in a few years. combine that with the plastic air in Bejing, you have a recipe for toxic soup.
Cigarette smoking + no nationalised healthcare = no old age pensioners for .gov to worry about. Simples.
It's amazing that they could train our Chairman to blow that bubble. He's so modest that he only chewed the gum, rather flaunting his bubble blowing talents.
he likes electric cars, why doesn't he smoke electric cigarettes?
Perhaps for the same reason he doesn't drive an electic car. That's for those voter things....