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When Did “Dickhead” Become Part Of Federal Reserve Jargon?

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When in the course of human events, a simple tweet observing the farce that America's centrally-planned economy and markets have become as a result of the relentless intervention of a few clueless economic hacks...

... Incites a response such as this by a taxpayer-funded peer of the abovementioned clueless economic hack, a peer who incidentally has never stepped a foot outside of academia in his entire "professional" career:

... a person who is a "Vice President" at the St. Louis Fed, the same Bank whose president is singlehandedly responsible for the last 10% upswing in these here rigged "markets"...

... who counts among his "academic credentials" the following:

Ph.D. Economics
University of Western Ontario
1994

 

M.A. Economics
Simon Fraser University
1987

 

B.B.A. Commerce
Simon Fraser University
1985

... and who is the self-professed author of the following "research" papers:

Articles Published in Peer-Reviewed Journals

 

"Optimal Disclosure Policy and Undue Diligence"
with Aleksander Berentsen and Christopher J. Waller
Journal of Economic Theory, January 2014, 149, pp. 128-152.

 

"Information Disclosure and Exchange Media"
with Fernando M. Martin
Review of Economic Dynamics, July 2013, 16(3), pp. 527-539.

 

"Incentive-Feasible Deflation"
Journal of Monetary Economics, May 2013, 60(4), pp. 383-390.

 

"A Note on the Societal Benefits of Illiquid Bonds"
Canadian Journal of Economics, February 2011, pp. 133-47.

 

"Essential Interest-Bearing Money"
Journal of Economic Theory, July 2010, 145(4), pp. 1319-602.

 

"Money, Intermediation, and Banking"
with Ed Nosal
Journal of Monetary Economics, April 2009, 56(3), pp. 289-94.

 

"Rational Truth-Avoidance and Self-Esteem"
with Steeve Mongrain and Gordon Myers
Canadian Journal of Economics, February 2009, 42(1) pp. 141-54.

 

"Endogenous Debt Constraints in a Life-Cycle Model with an Application to Social Security"
with Martin Gervais
Journal of Economic Dynamics and Control, December 2008, 32(12), pp. 3745-59.

 

"Bank Incentives, Contract Design, and Bank-Runs"
with Ed Nosal
Journal of Economic Theory, September 2008, 142(1), pp. 28-47.

 

Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis Publications

 

"Liquidity Shocks, Real Interest Rates, and Global Imbalances"
Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis Review, May/June 2012, 94(3), pp. 187-195.

 

"Fiscal Multipliers in War and in Peace"
Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis Review, March/April 2010, 92(2), pp. 121-27.

 

Other Federal Reserve Publications

 

"A Simple Model of Money and Banking"
with Ed Nosal
Federal Reserve Bank of Cleveland Economic Review, 2001, 37(3), pp. 20-28.

 

"Unemployment and Economic Welfare"
with Paul Gomme
Federal Reserve Bank of Cleveland Economic Review, 1998, 34(3), pp. 25-34.

 

Other Publications, Book Reviews and Edited Volumes

 

"Search Models of Unemployment"
in Steven N. Durlauf and Lawrence E. Blume, eds., The New Palgrave Dictionary of Economics, 2nd Edition, 2008, Palgrave Macmillan.

 

"Comment on 'The Expectation Trap Hypothesis' by Lawrence J. Christiano and Christopher Gust"
Proceedings of the Bank of Canada Conference on Money, Monetary Policy and Transmission Mechanisms, October 2000, pp. 394-402.

 

"Unemployment Insurance and Labor-Market Activity in Canada"
with Paul Gomme
Carnegie-Rochester Conference on Public Policy, June 1996, 44, pp. 47-82.

... It becomes all too clear why the centrally-planned states of America are so very fucked up.

And while we appreciate the understanding that Fed "professionals" spend their working "research" hours tweeting instead of actually, you know, "researching" one can't help but wonder what follows after ad hominem?

Finally, while we don't know if "dickhead" is a generally-accepted term of the central-planner's jargon, we do know that the last time we were graced with its "dickweed" derivative, the outcome was delightfully ironic for (almost) everyone.

 

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Fri, 11/14/2014 - 20:59 | 5450469 deeply indebted
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When? If I had to guess? Probably around the same time they starting calling us muppets.. 1913ish?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:00 | 5450476 Thanatos
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Fucking Canadians.

I really liked the rational truth avoidance and self esteem BULLSHIT.

No wonder we're fuct

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:06 | 5450499 knukles
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Sarah Bernhardt University School of Flat Comedy.
Guy must have been huffing paint.

 

The First Rule of Fight Club is You Do Not Talk About Fight Club
The Second Rule of Fight Club is You Do Not Talk About Fight Club

The Eighth Rule of Fight Club is If This is Your First Night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to Fight.

Rip his nuts off, Tyler

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:30 | 5450560 aVileRat
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8/10, I can't see this guy getting to President of the branch or head of research. FBR or Citi Economics in 3 years.

 

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:33 | 5450574 MsCreant
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He's "head" of research allright. Didn't you see the knee pads?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:05 | 5450641 DoChenRollingBearing
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@zerohedge: Stop being such dickheads...

LOL!

Yet the funniest thing is who are the dickheads, FED?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:23 | 5450719 Stackers
Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:49 | 5450775 Big Slick
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the more these cradle to grave academics open their mouths the more trouble you realize we are in. from obama to gruber to this impotent fed panty waist. stupid people are in charge! my god!

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:57 | 5450804 Big Slick
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Kind of reminds me of when skilling couldnt take the heat. remember the 'assh0le' incident? remember what happened next?

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:11 | 5450838 Prisoners_dilemna
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@levonmarcellus has been inviting David to zerohedge for a while now.

When he finally arrived @levonmarcellus said "even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then"  Theres some tweet history between this David character and Mr. @Levonmarcellus

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:37 | 5450887 TruthInSunshine
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I think someone hacked his account, and I'm far from a blind defender of any Fed Reserve economist (even one employed by the RELATIVELY sensible St. Louis Branch).

If you go peruse his blog (yes, he has one), he actually has some fairly decent analyses on monetary policy, and he even goes so far in one such analysis to support his hypothesis via a sound econometric model that deflation one't always and necessarily "bad" or "evil."

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:58 | 5450921 TahoeBilly2012
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"I think you know where the front office is"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ektZ_RC1VL8

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:36 | 5450980 Rock On Roger
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Did you mis-spell orifice?

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:09 | 5451035 Doña K
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<<Hidden meanings of names. >> Check the anagrams below: Indicative of his behaviour

Fontal Toad = Spring Toad

Alto Fantod = High voiced sudden outpouring of anger, outrage, or a similar intense emotion.

 

 

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 02:51 | 5451111 Richard Chesler
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It takes one to know one.

Fucking dick smeller.

/I too was 12 once.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 05:07 | 5451224 cnmcdee
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The stock market will be heavily bloodied before the end of 2015.  Here are some reasons why.

 1. Shemitah Year : Every Shemitah Year when added to a small (months) time windows around it - has harbored every single economic collapse / depression in the last 100 years.  This one will be no exception beginning Sep 24,2015 and ending Sep 13, 2015.

 2. Guccifer predicts Chicago Nuke in 2015. Goto cryptome.org and read some of his files - clearly a legitimate hacker imho,  I predict March/April 2015 because the real reason for the nuking of Chicago is political currency to invade Iran, and the formation of a North American Union / Fema Region..  Iran's bombing window opens in April.   Coincidentally so does the next blood moon run of the Tetrad... Backing up his prediction is cases where people have had their gf's waking up in trances in 1999 speaking explicitly and with detail both of a future event of planes hitting towers, and another future event whereby Chicago is nuked, it blows up a 5 block radius burning the art of 'The Farmers Daughter.' - which becomes an iconic image on the mainstream media. It is  blaimed on Iran and Iran is just flat out nuked.  Martial law is declared (emergency police powers) and bank accounts are frozen.  It will be called 'The Obama Freeze.'  Of course the Iranian terrorists will have slipped into the US from Canada and they must be merged into the Fema Region, and annexation will occur. Mexico will be annexed as well explaining the conditioning of the American public to an open border.

 

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 05:15 | 5451228 TruthInSunshine
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It was naive of me to even attempt to give David Andolfatto the benefit of the doubt - it appears he really did tweet such a juvenile, ad hominem attack.

It's amazing to see someone in advisory position at Fed Reserve Branch so openly idiotic (many are increasingly aware as to how clueless they are when it comes to monetary policy and macroeconomics, but now they're advertising their general, all-encompassing imbecilism).

Yet another in an innumerable list of reasons to End The Fed.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 05:33 | 5451240 Jafo
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He probably tweeted that right after he tooted some of Columbia's best.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 08:39 | 5451355 GetZeeGold
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Blame it on dope?

 

 

Naw.....he really might just be that stupid.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 09:03 | 5451368 Headbanger
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THEY HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOM!

REMEMBER THE MAINE!  

I don't call them The FERAL Reserve for nothing!

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 10:15 | 5451465 wallstreetapost...
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Econ PhDs are like assholes.... everyone has one.  Everyone should twitter bomb this prick

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 12:55 | 5451703 0b1knob
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Dickhead?   He should know that the preferred put down here at Fight Club / Zero Hedge is Cheese Pope.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 13:13 | 5451735 rccalhoun
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so does he get fired for being politically incorrect?    hypocrites in power

fuck this dude

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 15:20 | 5452037 TruthInSunshine
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David Andolfatto @dandolfa  ·  2h 2 hours ago
Disappointed in my use of that language--term clearly better applied to myself! Wish to apologize to @zerohedge (views and opinions my own).

https://twitter.com/dandolfa

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 08:17 | 5451335 jcaz
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Just another academic-  too much time on their hands,  too full of self-worth....  Dude literally could not run a convenience store.....

Hey Dave, just curious-  how much dick have you sucked to hide out this long from doing any real work in life?

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 15:22 | 5451739 TruthInSunshine
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David Andolfatto @dandolfa  ·  2h 2 hours ago
Disappointed in my use of that language--term clearly better applied to myself! Wish to apologize to @zerohedge (views and opinions my own).

https://twitter.com/dandolfa

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 05:50 | 5451246 petkovplamen
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you have been skipping your meds again, havent yo?

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 07:10 | 5451303 fiftybagger
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"people have had their gf's waking up in trances in 1999 speaking explicitly"

Did your fortune teller confirm it too?  What about the sheep entrails and stargazers?

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 07:14 | 5451307 OldPhart
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This one will be no exception beginning Sep 24,2015 and ending Sep 13, 2015.

Let's do the time warp again!

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 05:53 | 5451247 winchester
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hell oh helll

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:02 | 5450809 wee-weed up
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When Did “Dickhead” Become Part Of Federal Reserve Jargon?

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Only when the truth hits them right between the eyes...

And they have no intelligent reply...

And the truth makes them look like the fools that they are!

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:28 | 5450970 AgShaman
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Sheesh, take it easy people....

It's probably just some "tradition" we didn't know about

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 09:02 | 5451374 max2205
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Worthless. ..kinda like when The Fly told me I was a Noboby when I suggested he stop pumping GPRO at 78.

They ARE BOTH NOBODY'S in my book

 

Start a Twitter war TD

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 13:17 | 5451380 Bindar Dundat
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Yes Tyler, WW2 bomber pilots said :  after being asked how they knew they were  over their targets--  "You never take any flack unless you are over the target"

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:02 | 5450812 Dame Ednas Possum
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Tyler, this is to be worn as a badge of honour. Keep up the good work.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 06:15 | 5451262 tocointhephrase
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I thought we were past the mocking stage? keep up "dickhead" The fight already started!

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

Tyler Tyler Tyler! 

Silver Bitchez!

God is great! 

 

 

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 08:58 | 5451371 Headbanger
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Hey this is Fight Club after all dude!

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 10:17 | 5451461 GetZeeGold
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Commence Project Mayhem.

 

If you're in a tall building......now might be a good time to get out.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 12:27 | 5451647 Questan1913
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"the more these cradle to grave academics open their mouths the more trouble you realize we are in. from obama to gruber to this impotent fed panty waist. stupid people are in charge! my god!"

The remarkable passivity underlying that statement eloquently spotlights the real reason we all are objects of plunder, that is 99.9% of us.

These people are not impotent; its you that is impotent.

They are obviously not stupid, just very effective paid sociopaths,accomplishing the agenda of the .01%.

When our attitude is the more they open their mouths the more trouble they are in; we will still have taken the first step on the right path.

 

 

 

 

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:45 | 5450769 Spitzer
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Dick Fisher

Complete and total, fucking dickhead.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:29 | 5450870 Spigot
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He's a Dick Head who doesn't even know how to tweet properly or to good effect. Typically incompetent minion. VP of what? Probably Ass Bait. Moron.

Did he really write this?

"Rational Truth-Avoidance and Self-Esteem"
with Steeve Mongrain and Gordon Myers
Canadian Journal of Economics, February 2009, 42(1) pp. 141-54.

Good God! Probably taken straight from his confessor's journal. What a boob.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 10:21 | 5451470 GetZeeGold
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Complete and total, fucking dickhead.

 

Client number 9 has spoken.....and he's left the building.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:59 | 5450654 NoDebt
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When a Fed official calls you a dickhead, that means you're probably doing the right thing.

Tylers- please keep pissing off bankers.  Every time you get under their skin there's about a 50/50 shot of a little piece of truth or insight popping out.

I recall not all that long ago a press conference with a certain well known European central bank head when they addressed a question you posed.  And what a response!  The well known: "They vastly underestimate the amount of political capital that has been invested in the Euro."

Not all of us let the daily flow of news sweep everything preceeding it down the memory hole.  I remember.  Many of us remember.  Here's the original ZH article about that fateful Q&A:  

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-05-15/when-head-european-central-bank...

This is your mission- the mission of ZH.  I've noticed that things have sometimes gone slightly off target of late around here.  Get back on mission and you won't just keep the lights on around this place, but you might actually do some meaningful and lasting good in the world.

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:13 | 5450687 Grande Tetons
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This is your mission- the mission of ZH.  I've noticed that things have sometimes gone slightly off target of late around here.  Get back on mission and you won't just keep the lights on around this place, but you might actually do some meaningful and lasting good in the world.

Hey, maybe ZH could bring back the Fonz while they are at it. Pretty sure he never called Tyler a dickhead. Nothing wrong with getting jabbed in the face in the few times.

Back to lurking status. 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:27 | 5450725 Yen Cross
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 It's probably not a bad time to get long that aud trade. 89ish  ;-)

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:44 | 5450765 TahoeBilly2012
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"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face" 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:51 | 5450780 Yen Cross
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  Zero Hedge is like a melting candle. It reveals all the drips/posers that are gaming the system.

  The noose is tightening bitchez/

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:02 | 5450815 DoChenRollingBearing
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Poetry..., + a gazillion.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:36 | 5450889 saints51
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I like it. Makes my weekend even better just wondering if the real dickheads are sweating.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:13 | 5450939 seek
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The noose sure is tightening. I know something is up and soon, I've had calls from wealth management (ha!) bankers at 3 different banks in the past two weeks, I swear they're like a Geiger counter for banks in trouble, trying to herd in fresh capital.

Last time it was this thick was just before the '08 collapse. This time it's because the fiat junkies low on the totem pole aren't getting their fix from the Fed anymore.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:45 | 5451068 Yen Cross
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 Currency traders never sleep. We use ZULU time.

 When you're sleeping on Sunday. I'll be GMT~0~  trading New Zealand.

   Bitchez

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:56 | 5450801 frankTHE COIN
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You're right NoDebt. Let's redouble our efforts.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 03:11 | 5451145 stacking12321
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if you can redouble your efforts, it means that you were half-assing it before.

go big or go home.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:29 | 5450874 Teamtc321
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I dont see ZH getting off track at all, although I did up vote your comment.

IMHO, keep the pressure on the banksters, fucking lying Liberal Technocrats, along with all deceptions we all need to see clearly..
Read, All.

Thank you for your work Tyler's, it is appreciated greatly Sir's.

On a side note, stacked another 80 ounces again today for this week.

What a good day.....thanks to my reading over the years, right here on ZH.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:57 | 5450800 linniepar
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I just Eccled in my pants on that one.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:31 | 5450570 MsCreant
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Dear One,

Fucker is a pussy. He doesn't have any balls. He can't hack fight club. I'll tell you how I know. Do you see how he responded to the truth? Like a little bitch, that's how.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:52 | 5450625 knukles
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:)
XOXOXOXO

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:01 | 5450649 DoChenRollingBearing
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What up cracka? *

FED dickhead be askin for it, get im TD!

 

* It's OK for me to write that, Charlie Rangel sez it's OK, his "term of endearment" for white folk...

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:04 | 5450669 Smartie37
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Closed door dialog coming on Monday:

David A,

I am sorry to say that you have embarrased yourself and this esteemed institution.  The American people hold us in high regard and we cannot tolerate this type of indiscretion. Please pack up your things and see the HR department before you leave.  Your severance payment will be ready on Friday.  Thank you for your service.

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:30 | 5450735 Philo Beddoe
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I can not stand the PC bullshit. I would defend this guys right to call anybody he wants a dickhead. I would rather see him lose his job because the Fed has been abolished. 

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:47 | 5450768 MsCreant
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I gave you a greenie, but I must add this: Free speech, free markets, if you want em, you best be able to handle the response because no one is going to go in there and "save you." That is the whole point. If you say stupid shit, it will fail, just like a bad business.

If I don't like what what this "takes one to know one" dickhead said, I feel quite free to respond to his free speech. Not PC at all. 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:58 | 5450807 Philo Beddoe
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Exactly. If he dropped the gloves and called me dickhead....I would pause and laugh...and then whip a dodgeball at his groin at 60 miles per hour.  

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:18 | 5450950 MsCreant
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Good thing that you had a "measured, proportional, response." I know you can throw that thing at 90+.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 15:31 | 5451345 jcaz
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Well ya-  Jeez, Dave- if you get your panties in a twist from a little blog by responding with a 2nd grade insult,   how you gonna do under some REAL pressure someday?    If I'm your boss,  I gotta be re-evaluating your career path about now.....

It's not about a matter of free speech-  it's about folding like a little bitch....

Oh wait, you work for the Fed- that's an asset then.... Enjoy your inevitable promotion.....

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 02:28 | 5451107 Crawdaddy
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The Fed is the taint. Magical perpetual taint machine.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:52 | 5451013 Crash Overide
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Maybe he can go write a paper about fundamentals that only exist in magic FEDland. What a jackass.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 09:12 | 5451351 Bendromeda Strain
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"Rational Truth-Avoidance and Self-Esteem" 

Thanatos nailed it

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:12 | 5450935 Bindar Dundat
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"Fucking Canadians"  I think it is safe to say it is wrong to pick on Canucks here. 

I think you might be better off saying "Fucking Bankers"  Just sayin'

Also Down arrows are disconnected.   Is that because "Dickheads" are afraid of the Canadians getting pissed at you? 

Tyler you have to stop being such a whimp and dump Thanatos

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:49 | 5451009 Tall Tom
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Downarrows seem to work on both his post and yours...

 

Yet he deserved an uparrow.

 

You, on the other hand, for your demand of censorship, deserve the dowmarrow awarded.

 

May God save the Queen...*cough*...*gag*...*puking my guts out*

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 03:30 | 5451150 CCanuck
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Fucking Dickheads of every nationality...this one just happens to be a Canadian..

I agree with Tom you are a whimp Dundat, This is Fight Club Bitch!

Dump thanatos for pointing out a Fucking Canadian Dickhead?...You're a fucking pussy to boot you fucking dickhead!

 

Yours truly, A very proud Asshole and sometimes Dickhead

Ccanuck

 

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 09:17 | 5451386 Bendromeda Strain
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Yup - Thanatos is right on. A Canadian working in the USD system is reprehensible. Dave should GO HOME and try to model something useful for once, like protecting the CAD from the coming paper fire.

Sun, 11/16/2014 - 12:17 | 5454239 Thanatos
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This is Another Canadian that is AOK in my book.

You get permanent Visa and Preloaded WALMART card on every visit.

 

It's like this:

When our "leaders" have tasking for the "workers" (in this case Bureaucrats) that locally acculturated workers find somehow wrong, illogical, abhorrent or downright suicidal to themselves, their culture and their families...

They "hire outside" help.

I have not a single thing against your average Canadian. But It ain't the average one who is coming down here doing "god's work".

It's the sycophantic ivy-league sellout.

I just happen to notice that there is an unusually large (and growing) number of "Canadian Geese" that come south, inhabit high places and shit like well.. a goose.. All over everything.

Then when the "season" changes, they take off again.

Hate me if you want to.

You won't be alone.

I probably won't even notice.

The TRUTH is deep cutting tool that will sever ANY bond that is falsely constructed.

Of course it hurts.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 13:07 | 5451690 nuke ISIS now
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Adolfatto baby..you spineless fuck bag... 

The walls are  crumblin, if this all comes apart dickheads like you will have to 'splain yourself to the angry mobs if SHTF moment ever arrives, im thinking that may not be a good day for you, if there is ever an economic collapse

 

 scene from Andolfatto's recent visit to his mothers house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8op0_1equSQ

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:02 | 5450482 Greenskeeper_Carl
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Haha looks like you guys are getting under their skin. They must be starting to get a little sensitive, otherwise they'd ignore you guys. Pretty telling that they responded to y'all at all, especially in this manner.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:08 | 5450507 highandwired
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They're just scared of the guillotines and rope around their necks.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:56 | 5450640 ebworthen
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"A Note on the Societal Benefits of Illiquid Bonds" 

Economic constipation is good for society?  What a tool.

Endless societal benefits to ENDING THE FED.

"Hang 'em high".

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:57 | 5450650 Publicus
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We shall inherit their earth.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 09:37 | 5451412 negative rates
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You shall inherit no such thing, wake up from the dream and see the nightmare.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 09:47 | 5451424 Publicus
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We are legion.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:44 | 5451067 Max Cynical
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.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 07:24 | 5451312 OldPhart
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Fuck rope, find piano wire and a low stool.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:10 | 5450508 knukles
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LOL

In meeting with Janet Yellen.  Discussing the seditious news on ZH. 
"OK.  Bullard.  You got that smarmy little cocky assed snot nose that set me off?  Know which one I mean?  Good.  Have him Tweet some shit about Durden and ZH.  If it backfires we can always fire him for being a dumb ass.  That's right.  Insult Tyler Whoever.  I told you to, that's why?  What?  You wanna do it yourself?  Didn't think so."

Guy is trying for the Darwin Award of Employment.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:21 | 5450541 Rock On Roger
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When ZeroHedge reveals the hole

TPTB move quickly

To plug the dyke.

 

ZH moves the 'market'.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:07 | 5450676 DoChenRollingBearing
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Most bearings feel very fortunate that they cannot plug dykes.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:28 | 5450726 Rock On Roger
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No leaky seals?

The shaft requires some lube...

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:01 | 5450811 DoChenRollingBearing
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A leaky seal is one thing, happens a lot to us older bearings.

Shaft lubing is a whole 'nother story...

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:39 | 5450891 Rock On Roger
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Twas a good laugh...

Thanks;

 

Stack On DRCB

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:11 | 5450936 DoChenRollingBearing
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"The Ringer", take a look:

http://thefisch.com/

Made for stackers!

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:26 | 5450967 Rock On Roger
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I have one of those things DCRB.

 

I actually bought one to measure the corrosion on gas pipeline risers.

I have it calibrated it to gold and silver too.

 

Screw the pipeline riser, it's calibrated to gold.

 

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:33 | 5450976 IndyPat
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Yellin suddenly overflow her adult diaper? Leaky dykes and whatnot....

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 01:42 | 5451065 MsCreant
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Hans Brinker, where have your fingers been?!? Haven't your father and I told you time and time again to leave that dyke alone?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:53 | 5450913 Ariadne
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Wait a minute. Darwin insures that all successful creatures have a job... oh.

Better gang up, losers.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:16 | 5450525 takeaction
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Hey David....How about FUCK YOU!

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:44 | 5450608 dracos_ghost
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Fuck David. Who is Karla Tango? The real important stuff.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:12 | 5450839 Its Only Rock N Roll
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She sure is a looker

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:52 | 5450631 williambanzai7
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Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:05 | 5450667 MsCreant
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Sorry to correct you on this but that, my artful friend, is a douche. A nasty douche that thinks you can clean up any crime with a splash of printed cash. Cash douche filled with printer ink, sorta like a squid.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:05 | 5450668 DoChenRollingBearing
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Only in Andolfatto's dreams...

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:17 | 5450690 infinity8
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What did I ever do to you, William? Owww.

I have a photo-centric memory and I will never be able to rid myself of that image.

I hope you're happy.

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:03 | 5450814 MontgomeryScott
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(TWEETED by a TWIT on TWITTER RECENTLY):

"TYLER is a DICKHEAD! TYLER is a DICKHEAD! Nanny nanny boo boo!"

 

Dear David Andolfatto:

I WOULD call you a DICK, but that's a part of a MAN's body.

In closing, I PROMISE that I'll only put the HEAD in. (I WON'T come in your mouth, I WON'T get you pregnant, and the check really IS in the mail).

Sincerely and with meaning,

TYLER DURDEN

(Stupid fuck probably doesn't even KNOW who this illusionary character IS)

Go GET 'EM, WB7, and ALL the TYLERS!

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:30 | 5450876 JLee2027
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He probably should have the numbers 666 around his neck, not a cross.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:36 | 5450886 Spigot
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Dat be fucked up, Mister.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 04:32 | 5451129 williambanzai7
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The question is why do assets get missallocated into paying the coin of a useless Krugturd like this?  

BTW: I am pretty sure you can have someone suspended from twitter for a tweet like that.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 21:20 | 5452945 wendigo
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I find the picture disturbing in an unexplainable way. 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:26 | 5450720 JLee2027
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So I guess the Federal Reserve is reads ZeroHedge. A compliment in a way. The academics who run things will one day have to face the real world. Won't be pretty.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:39 | 5450756 Philo Beddoe
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Yep, they probably read ZH. They sit around and disucss how only a microscopic portion of the population is hip to the fraud. I think this brings them much joy. 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 23:19 | 5450850 MontgomeryScott
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"They sit around and disucss"

They sit around and di-suckss.

They sit in a circle ('around') and 'di' ("D") sucks.

"D" (David Andolfatto) SUCSS.

PHILO, you dont KNOW about the microscopic population (much).

IF A FED FUCKER RESPONDS TO A TYLER WITH A PERSONAL ATTACK INSTEAD OF A FACTUAL REBUTTAL, THE RULES OF DISCUSSION AND DEBATE ARE NO LONGER APPLICABLE. THE FED FUCKER IS CORNERED IN HIS SUPPORT OF THE WRONG BELIEF; AND RESORTS TO AD-HOMINEM ATTACKS TO TRY TO DIVERT ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE TRUTH.

"OH, TYLER is a DICKHEAD!"

Fucking 5-year-old BULLSHIT!

The TYLERS have the obvious UPPER HAND, Philo.

We cannot forgive. We do NOT forget.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:42 | 5450994 blown income
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Where is Marla .....just blow the mother fuckers up 

 

I'm in I got nothing else to lose ...

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 04:20 | 5451197 Bloppy
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Melissa Francis: CNBC censored me for questioning Obamacare math

http://tinyurl.com/o4lam36

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 10:33 | 5451482 GetZeeGold
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Oh yeah......kick that bitch out of the cult......who needs her?

Sun, 11/16/2014 - 18:49 | 5455245 exartizo
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Dear Mr. Andolfatto,

Thank you for your sincere apology.

We have all said and done things we regret.

Sincerely,

One ZeroHedge Reader

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 20:59 | 5450470 All Out Of Bubblegum
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Don't take it personally, Tyler. That's the Fed's opinion of the general public anyway.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:11 | 5450513 Cacete de Ouro
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Tyler, you eat in Campagnola? I used to live near there, sort of... East 65th and 3rd, Bristol Plaza.

I used to like Jackson Hole Burgers near there

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 20:59 | 5450472 himaroid
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"First they ignore you......."

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:01 | 5450473 Kaiser Sousa
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DEATH TO THE MONEYCHANGERS.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 03:23 | 5451156 stacking12321
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why? what's wrong with money changers?

if you travel abroad and need to change your dollars for local currency, how will you do that without money changers?

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 08:27 | 5451346 bunnyswanson
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Money lenders who have gained control of nations through deceptive lending practices.  The kind that are guaranteed to end with millions of people crawling across the floor on their bony bleeding knees, begging for the IMF to come and save them with SDRs maybe, or the kind of lending institution which uses The Garotte Technique.

Money Exchangers rely on an exchange rate and that is also called The Dollar Bubble or All for Nothing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ

Their army is gonna be ours by the time the curtain falls because, The Pretender cracks under pressure.

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 13:03 | 5451721 stacking12321
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money lenders are not money exchangers. there is a difference between the two, you know that, right?

 

"Money Exchangers rely on an exchange rate and that is also called The Dollar Bubble or All for Nothing"

what a bizarre statement to make.

an exchange rate is called "The Dollar Bubble or All for Nothing"?

what does that even mean? that's one of the more nonsensical statements i've read on ZH, and that's saying a lot.

what about changing dollars into gold? is the rate of $1160/oz also called "The Dollar Bubble or All for Nothing"?

 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:01 | 5450474 NotApplicable
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First they laugh at you.
Next comes Fight Club!

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 09:43 | 5451419 GetZeeGold
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Then they run.....then you win.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:00 | 5450475 barndoor
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All they got at the Fed is dickheads - it's practically a pre-condition to employment....

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:01 | 5450479 johnvallo
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When Did “Dickhead” Become Part Of Federal Reserve Jargon?

December 23, 1913

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:02 | 5450480 stant
stant's picture

May I say it to him? Welcome to zh bitch

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:03 | 5450483 fuu
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Max Fischer

Veyron

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:02 | 5450484 Yen Cross
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  These clowns feel the STEAM of freshly boiled hemp burning their necks... Very soon.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:14 | 5450519 Jendrzejczyk
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Double check the rear door on your next flight YEN.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:32 | 5450572 Yen Cross
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     Jendrzejczyk  double check your money market account.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:43 | 5450607 Jendrzejczyk
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They keep calling and telling me to "do something with it". 

I'm paralyzed.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:46 | 5450617 Jendrzejczyk
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Seriously. I'm typing with my nose.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:54 | 5450633 Yen Cross
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 Boner nose "extraordinaire"?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:58 | 5450652 Jendrzejczyk
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"Boehner knows" to you my friend.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:40 | 5450661 Yen Cross
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 I'll be the "Judge"?

 That name is Polish. What about 'Lech Walenza"?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:26 | 5450486 NYPoke
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I do believe that a national Jacque DeMolay Day should be in the near future.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:02 | 5450489 Jendrzejczyk
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Huge forehead and no lips is a stunningly attractive look. I may have a mancrush on http://www.zerohedge.com/article/dennis-kneale-show-cancelled

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:44 | 5450611 MsCreant
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Andolfatto. Is this a gag name? A joke?

I can't do it, it's too easy. He's been picked on all his life. It was terrifying for him on the playground, in school. His Ph.D. is an attempt to compensate for an extreme inferiority complex. 

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:52 | 5450628 Jendrzejczyk
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You've got a soft heart Missy!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:52 | 5450630 knukles
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Night of the Long Knives!

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:15 | 5450689 Yen Cross
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 Just having fun Knuks. ;-)

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:27 | 5450722 infinity8
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Isn't that the way w/names a lot? Too funny. I've been collecting business cards with interesting/outstanding/funny names for 20+ years. One of my favorites (from the '90's) is: The Reverend Julius Rambo.

Can't make it up.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:05 | 5450492 deeply indebted
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What's all the fuss? You are a dickhead, Tyler.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:06 | 5450494 fuu
fuu's picture

Aww man there is even a Marla Post on that jump page. Long live Radio Zero!

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 00:25 | 5450965 seek
Sat, 11/15/2014 - 10:30 | 5451483 fuu
fuu's picture

Aww yeah, thanks seek.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:06 | 5450495 Kirk2NCC1701
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Yeah, well, whatever Western (UWO) is known for... Economics is not it.

It has a reputation as Canada's "Country Club U". And Simon Fraser hasn't or won't be winning any Nobel Prizes either.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:07 | 5450502 Seize Mars
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What a dill snip.
Seriously he's a member of an actual criminal organization. What do you expect, class?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:07 | 5450503 deeply indebted
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The important thing is that he follows @zerohedge

Who gives a shit what he said?

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 21:09 | 5450504 Yen Cross
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When Did “Dickhead” Become Part Of Federal Reserve Jargon?

 Right after you went " Edwald Nowotny" on the U.S. financial markets.

 ~Roll the Guillotines~

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:12 | 5450686 DoChenRollingBearing
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 ~Roll the Guillotines~

preferably on Korean bearings...

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:17 | 5450699 Yen Cross
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 Do~ Chen, It's interesting you bring up that fact. The South Korean government is very concerned with the recent ¥ devaluations.

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 22:54 | 5450795 DoChenRollingBearing
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¥C

Yes, I'll bet they are.  Some of the pieces our lil ol Japanese supplier makes are cheaper than Korean (!)

We do not want to pay a lab $2000 to compare bearings for quality measures, besides, Peruvians would just take the "Japan" over Korean, even if the Japanese is cheaper...

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