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Here Is Your "Global Recovery" In 24 Charts

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No, this is not a joke: this is, sadly, the big picture of the "global economic and profitability recovery."

Source: JPM

 

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Mon, 11/17/2014 - 18:40 | 5459022 GeoffreyT
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Weed does not turn its users into "cheeto-eating-couch-surfing morons"; .gov 'education' does.

Weed slightly amplifies tendencies: a lazy, empty-headed ignorant fuckwit who uses weed will be lazier, emptier-headed, and more ignorant. A smart, inquisitive, centred individual becomes smarter, more inquisitive, and more centred.

Carl Sagan smoked weed every.single.day and it's hard to make the case that he would have been more productive if he had set aside the ganja.

 

Now obviously there are more lazy, empty-headed, ignorant fuckwits who smoke weed, than there are Carl Sagans... that's a statistical artifact of the fact that geniuses are rare, and fuckwits are plentiful (and getting more so with each passing generation).

 

Imagine a world in which after a hard days' work, folks could have a hash brownie - from their own plants if they wanted - instead of three or four glasses of Scotch. The entire booze industry would be at risk - same goes for the tobacco industry and the market for prescription pharmaceutical relaxants.

 

People seek to alter their consciousness, and always have: .gov permits only the least effecacious (and most long-term deleterious) means of doing so. Fuck Prophibition - .gov-tards need to be shown that they are not the rightful proprietors of people's bodies: with extreme prejudice if needs be.

Mon, 11/17/2014 - 15:05 | 5458069 reTARD
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Down is the new up.

Mon, 11/17/2014 - 15:11 | 5458097 bid the soldier...
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Funny is the new tragic

Mon, 11/17/2014 - 15:26 | 5458159 EemieMeanieMinieMoe
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Endeavor to persevere..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsL6mKxtOlQ

Mon, 11/17/2014 - 15:35 | 5458215 silverer
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Well, it looks like Singapore is doing the best. We're done here. Back to block parties and enjoying what's left, before everything is outlawed, like owning your own money and property.

Mon, 11/17/2014 - 15:42 | 5458240 bid the soldier...
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I just got an email from the Oracle of Delphi.

 

All entrails point to imminent war. stop

Get your ass to Patagonia. stop

DELPHI

 

 

Mon, 11/17/2014 - 16:53 | 5458491 square wave
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The healthcare chart looks alright. Why am I not surprised....

Mon, 11/17/2014 - 20:11 | 5459345 Lmo Mutton
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I don't know who this guy that does the research and prints these charts is but he needs to be stopped and quick.

Somebody will see these and the jig will be up.

 

Mon, 11/17/2014 - 21:13 | 5459545 Guerrero Latino
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The ship is goin' down. Yahh yahh I know, cliche.

Mon, 11/17/2014 - 21:18 | 5459562 MarcusAurelius
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I have to say that this is one of the more humorous posts that occur from time to time here on ZH. A global contraction turned nicely into, consumption of Rabbit. Never had it before and not really sure I care to, but there are some real Rabbit conaseurs here. However think I'll stick to steroid fed beef. 

Mon, 11/17/2014 - 22:12 | 5459782 Wild Theories
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I prefer beef wellington myself

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 03:52 | 5460404 bid the soldier...
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you and everybody else.

Mon, 11/17/2014 - 22:16 | 5459789 Wild Theories
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Out of the 12 nations/areas, Japan is the only one looking good, Singapore is looking like a dip-buy, but who knows, too uncertain...

hmm, maybe it's time to buy Japan

Mon, 11/17/2014 - 23:26 | 5459990 bid the soldier...
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on the other hand, maybe it's time to move into the bomb shelter.

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