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Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:35 | 5461680 Sudden Debt
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WHERE'S THE RESPECT GODLEMMINGS!!
There should be little flags on the skulls that say patriots...

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:39 | 5461702 toady
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Don't forget the yellow ribbons.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:43 | 5461714 Zirpedge
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You both seem completely oblivious to the casualties who are not US Soldiers. 

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:44 | 5461724 General Decline
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"God money, lets go dancing on the backs of the bruised."

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:48 | 5461743 The9thDoctor
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Where is Uncle Sam's Star of David patch?

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:50 | 5461756 Sudden Debt
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The patch has been replaced by a tatoo on his dick

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:00 | 5461803 markelshark
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Presented with no comment...

 

http://media.theweek.com/img/generic/NYT.png

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:06 | 5461812 nope-1004
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US foreign policy, as done in other nations:

Pay some kids to "protest".
Hire some "freedom fighters."
Mobilize home nation by showing media footage of horrible humanitarian crisis in other nation.
Approach NATO or UN with proof of other nation having the audacity to have a ministry of defence and civilians living in civilian areas.
Get the OK to bomb.
Seize gold.
Install puppet .gov
Control nations resources.
Visit troops with "mission accomplished" sign.
Claim "democracy".
Get Nobel prize.
Go back and visit all 57 states with mom and pop holding up flags.
Wash, rinse, repeat.

Disgusting..

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:06 | 5461823 ncdirtdigger
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You got the order wrong, you get the nobel first, then the other stuff

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 15:49 | 5462146 QQQBall
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There is a big asterisk there on your chart? Nenner does war cycles and he says the last Iraqi war didn't even measure. Casualties have been going up exponentially with each major war. Check youtube.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:53 | 5461762 pods
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He had the Israeli flag branded into his ass.

A fitting way to say "I own you."

pods

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:10 | 5461831 Anarchy 99
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correction.....inside his ass!

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 15:34 | 5462092 Zadok
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If printed on Kardashian's XL ass, you might get you're message out...

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:56 | 5461785 Herd Redirectio...
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Financing BOTH sides of a conflict has been absolutely COMMONPLACE since at least the time of NAPOLEON!  Look it up...  Still the same overlords, using the same tactics.  Why?  Because it works.  Divide and conquer, writ large!  And profitable too...

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:49 | 5461746 Sudden Debt
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Nono, we know there names.
It's John's and Jane's Doe

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 15:48 | 5462130 detached.amusement
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where's tha banker with the whip?

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:36 | 5461691 Zirpedge
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I object, the rendering of the nose on Uncle Sam is far to Semitic for my taste. This website has been reported.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:35 | 5461911 Colonel Klink
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It's now Uncle Samuel Epstein.  The original Uncle "Sam"uel Wilson has been dead for decades.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:39 | 5461704 Spungo
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His foreign policy is more like a guy pointing a gun at his own head and saying "don't make me shoot him!"

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:36 | 5461921 Colonel Klink
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Back up or the nigger gets it!

-Blazing Saddles

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:41 | 5461709 pods
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ZH should do weekly throwback cartoons about Central Banking. Those were some hard hitting cartoons.

pods

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:46 | 5461733 Colonel Klink
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Queue the slow flying eagles!

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:02 | 5461738 JustObserving
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Just take Iraq as an example:

 

US Sponsored Genocide Against Iraq 1990-2012. Killed 3.3 Million, Including 750,000 Children


In an address last Nov. 22 to The International Conference on War-affected Children in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Boyle tallied the death toll on Iraq by U.S.-U.K. actions as follows:

# The slaughter of 200,000 Iraqis by President Bush in his illegal 1991 Gulf War I.

# The deaths of 1.4 million Iraqis as a result of the illegal 2003 war of aggression ordered by President Bush Jr. and Prime Minister Blair.

# The deaths of 1.7 million Iraqis “as a direct result” of the genocidal sanctions.

http://www.globalresearch.ca/us-sponsored-genocide-against-iraq-1990-201...

 

Syria Is 7th (Muslim) Country Bombed By 2009 Nobel Peace Prize Winner

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-09-23/syria-7th-muslim-country-bombed...

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:02 | 5461808 Freddie
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Support the Troops!   This tedious catch phrase irks me.  If you REALLY supported them you would bring them home.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:30 | 5461899 General Decline
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"if you love your freedom, thank a vet"

 

LOL.  That's hilarious!

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 16:00 | 5462173 Zadok
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Grim reaper supports all troops!

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:30 | 5461897 Colonel Klink
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It was worth it!

-Madeline "maddog" Albright, CFR butcher and former Secretariat of State

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 16:57 | 5462366 MsCreant
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Secretariat of State

Did she have a long face too?

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:51 | 5461757 nah
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if we paid more in taxes, drafted people into a wartime military, secured our military gains, and made war about oil it wouldnt seem like such a joke

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a real funny would show politicians avoiding risk

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:59 | 5461788 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Nah.

Or if the USSA would just come out and say, yea this is what we do, we're scumbags led by Israel and their bankers.

Be truthful and quit the fairytale bullshit. "A Global force for good".

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:00 | 5461801 messystateofaffairs
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America started her scumbaggery with the native americans; they haven't taken a break since. The paint is beggining to peel off the "land of the free, and home of the brave" meme.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:07 | 5461821 Herd Redirectio...
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Yes, America could instead have turned out like South Africa, where for the last 100 years the (Bantu) African population has reproduced at twice the rate of the rest of the population...  They have increased their population 12 times in 100 years, the rest have increased their pop x6 over that same period!

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:35 | 5461922 kchrisc
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"America started her scumbaggery with the native americans;"

Actually it all began with Lincoln's selection, and the Civil War. It then moved on to the Indians, and then later, the Philippines...Bonus Vets, Japanese-Americans...Vietnam, Ohio State...Branch Davidians, Kelly Thomas, the Bundy ranch, Boston...

An American, not US subject.

 

I am Witness One. Can I get a Witness Two?

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:58 | 5461995 The_Dude
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I'm sure Darwin would have seen it as pretty predictable.....

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:01 | 5461806 messystateofaffairs
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America started her scumbaggery with the native americans; they haven't taken a break since. The paint is beggining to peel off the "land of the free, and home of the brave" meme.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 17:01 | 5462398 MsCreant
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Ebola in India

http://time.com/3592142/ebola-in-india/

He was cured, but it is in his semen. In quarantine.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 18:01 | 5462645 Bangalore Equit...
Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:54 | 5461765 i_call_you_my_base
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Freedom isn't free. The cost is millions of brown lives.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:56 | 5461985 The_Dude
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Plenty of dead white people also....take your racist indoctrination prop and shove it up your ass...

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:55 | 5461770 Exponere Mendaces
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He forgot the hamster feeder tube spewing taxpayer dollars into his open mouth. Oh, and McDonnel-Douglas, Boeing and the rest providing lube for the bearings and replacements for the hamster wheel struts.

"We have always been at war with Eastasia"

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 13:58 | 5461795 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Zero's.

It's Toon Time Bitchez!

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:04 | 5461807 Jonathan Equine...
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The Unfolding of Yinon’s “Zionist Plan for the Middle East”: The Crisis in Iraq and the Centrality of the National Interest of Israel

 

Wurmser would be the founding participant of the unnamed, secret intelligence unit at the Pentagon, set up in Feith's office, which would be the nucleus of the Defense Department's Iraq disinformation campaign that was established within weeks of the attacks in New York and Washington. While the CIA and other intelligence agencies concentrated on Osama bin Laden's Al Qaeda as the culprit in the 9/11 attacks, Wolfowitz and Feith obsessively focused on Iraq. It was a theory that was discredited, even ridiculed, among intelligence professionals. Daniel Benjamin, co-author of The Age of Sacred Terror, was director of counterterrorism at the National Security Council in the late 1990s. "In 1998, we went through every piece of intelligence we could find to see if there was a link between Al Qaeda and Iraq," he says. "We came to the conclusion that our intelligence agencies had it right: There was no noteworthy relationship between Al Qaeda and Iraq. I know that for a fact." Indeed, that was the consensus among virtually all anti-terrorism specialists.

In short, Wurmser, backed by Feith and Rhode, set out to prove what didn't exist.

In an Administration devoted to the notion of "Feith-based intelligence," Wurmser was ideal. For years, he'd been a shrill ideologue, part of the minority crusade during the 1990s that was beating the drums for war against Iraq. Along with Perle and Feith, in 1996 Wurmser and his wife, Meyrav, wrote a provocative strategy paper for Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu called "A Clean Break: A New Strategy for Securing the Realm." It called on Israel to work with Jordan and Turkey to "contain, destabilize and roll back" various states in the region, overthrow Saddam Hussein in Iraq, press Jordan to restore a scion of the Hashemite dynasty to the Iraqi throne, and, above all, launch military assaults against Lebanon and Syria as a "prelude to a redrawing of the map of the Middle East which would threaten Syria's territorial integrity." ...

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:24 | 5461882 kchrisc
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"...the land of the tyranny, and the home of the depraved..."

An American, not US subject.

 

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 14:47 | 5461963 WillyGroper
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Here everybody...

Have some of Rahm's domestic Chicago policy. Common core.

Anal for 5th graders.


http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/11/14/reference-to-female-condoms-appears-in-5th-grade-curriculum/

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 15:19 | 5462043 Infinite QE
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The New Bolsheviks. Same as the old Bolsheviks. Destroy every form of human decency, steal whatever is valuable and slaughter millions.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 18:58 | 5462845 kchrisc
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Most will interpret this story from a moral point of view. That is what they want, need, us to do--divide and conquer.

However, ALL government actions are driven by money and power. That is, government is a criminal syndicate of theft and violence, and each player, pol and/or crat, must implement their own racket from within the syndicate to cut themselves in on the available lucre in the treasury. This most visible by the rackets run by the local gun and badge thugs.

Sort of vise versa the mob where one must run a racket that nets him a cut before the rest is passed on up. In government the lucre flows downward to the most ambitious and criminal, and then the most ambitious and criminal flow upwards so as to be closer to, and have more control over the the loot.

Some pols and crats have some kind of racket going with some vendor related to female condoms, and want it "taught" so as to fatten their wallets.

Of course, teaching "female condoms" to grade school students in this case seems to be a mistake, but then if there weren't a racket of some sort going on, this material wouldn't be in the system n the first place.

An American, not US subject.

 

Just 1929 $1.00 that is now worth 2 cents.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 12:24 | 5465540 WillyGroper
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I couldn't disagree more.

Stop framing it around cash flow & the oldest strategy.

It's pure fucking evil. Need to be reminded of the Franklin incident?

If there's anything, any hope of uniting/awakening people it's going to be their kids at risk.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-30083835

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUI1zOVyZjA

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:24 | 5463991 Real Estate Geek
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No need to get too riled up; almost all of those 5th graders are 18+.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 12:20 | 5465502 WillyGroper
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LOL

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 15:03 | 5462013 citizens divided
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shouldn't there be a football tucked under his "free" arm?

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 15:25 | 5462059 Infinite QE
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What's missing is a picture of Netendafeckingyahoo and AIPAC cracking whips at the back of ole Sam.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 15:42 | 5462116 22winmag
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I like your train of thought.

 

The AIPAC tail wags the United States dog.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 15:42 | 5462110 A_latvian
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Just remember:

War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.

That is all.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 15:50 | 5462149 QQQBall
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Please just sit queitly as a military wife gets on the plane ahead of you. Afterall, she takes it in the ass from a hero

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 15:53 | 5462150 Fix It Again Timmy
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The Whitehouse is the FAR West Wing of the Knesset and if you think otherwise, man, are you deluded....

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 15:55 | 5462158 prmths2
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It does appear to be endless, but it seems inaccurate to call it war in a historical context. The ratio of total civilian deaths/U.S. soldier deaths combined with a U.S. soldier mortality rate of about 2 per day does not correlate well with historical conflicts that are labeled as wars. Putting aside politics, economics, and ideology, on a statistical basis it looks more like imperialism than warfare.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 16:37 | 5462299 zipit
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The cartoon is missing dollar signs and the corupt status quo.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 17:18 | 5462478 Pomkiwi
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As I watch Uncle Sam slug his way through the middle east, I always think of the movie punchline 'now can I have me some fighting room'. 

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